First of all, I want to give five stars to our MC for the day, Jose. Without his lively banter and hype-man chants throughout the excursion, we would have been subjected to the obviously bored crew. He had us laughing and excited throughout AND the poor guy had recently broken his foot. Bandage and all, he was still able to move all around the boat, change outfits and joke with our large group. Three stars for the experience overall, because it was definitely the "50 cent tour of the Caribbean."
We booked this excursion thinking we would get the most bang for our buck. The pamphlet we were given had this beautiful "Albatros" catamaran pictured on it and I thought "how niiiice!" I envisioned us cruising across the sea in STYLE.
A city bus from our hotel got us to Marina Albatros quickly and we were early for our scheduled time. I started to get excited despite being slightly hungover from the evening before (it doesn't take much for me to be hungover.) We had not even made it to the official check in area before we were guided over to an outdoor table and offered a "tour upgrade."
Yeah. It turns out that the tour upgrade included the beautiful catamaran from the pamphlet. The tour upgrade included the ability to sit in the shade while on your excursion. We declined the tour upgrade as we purposefully brought enough money to cover our tickets and some souvenirs. If the sleek "Albatros" catamaran was only included in the upgrade, what did we get?
Cue the "Gypsy Breeze!" An older catamaran that we were herded onto like cattle. Find a spot, kids and lets get going! My husband and I sat close to the bow and were pretty much "butts to nutz" with everyone around us. Luckily most of us were in high spirits. And ALL of us were about to roast in the sun.
With the latest Spanish hits playing (and some English hits,) off we went across el Caribe! Not gonna lie, the ride out to the island was gorgeous. Turquoise blue waters and a nice morning breeze made the ride pleasant despite our lack of back support.
We stopped four times over the course of the trip- the first stop was to let those who wanted to "parasail." I thought we were going to get the real deal parachute sailing experience, as "1 free parasailing event" was included with our ticket. It turns out that parasailing was loosely defined. What a willing participant did was be pulled up in the air by a strong rope attached to the catamaran's spinnaker. I considered it, then envisioned my arm getting trapped in that rope as the damn thing was pulled around by the wind. After imagining my arm being ripped out of its socket, I thought "nah." Mind you, a waiver is signed before you take this on.
With no fatalities or disjointed limbs to harsh the event, we continued on to stop two, where we would snorkel. I'd snorkeled a reef years ago, in shallow water. My husband had never been to the ocean until now, let alone snorkeled. Let alone snorkeled in the ocean in essentially an open-ocean event.
We were given all of our gear and as we got closer to our snorkel spot I noticed a HUGE group alllll flurrying around in the water, "snorkeling." When our turn came along, we each headed out into the water. I was disappointed by this event, as it was the one I was most looking forward to! The reason for my disappointment was because we had to stay in a tight cluster together as we swam! I understand they wanted to keep the group together, but we were all at different swimming levels, especially with fins. Some people were so busy with their Go-Pros that they would halt and I would slam into them. One avid camerawoman kicked me in the CHEST, she was so busy filming!
Additionally, you could tell this reef was NOT protected, sadly. The fish were conditioned, as our tour guide tossed them treats to get more of them to appear. The coral down below looked dead and near dying. The stone underwater museum was cool, but I was so busy swimming for my life and trying not to be taken out by other people that I didn't get time to study it.
Once we were on the boat catching our breath, I did (happily) see my first sea turtle floating along! My husband had just missed it as he had lost one of his fins on his way back to the boat. Once all were present and accounted for, the drinks started coming out. There was some beer, but mostly premixed sex on the beach and blue Hawaiians. I had one, but it was too sweet for my taste. It was all you could drink, so for those who were into them, bottoms up!
I was starving and we still hadn't arrived at the island! Once we got there, you could rent a golf cart or go shopping. The main road is a huge tourist trap, but we were able to find a convenience store and tear UP some snacks. After an hour on Isla Mujeres, we boarded the boat to head for the late lunch buffet. The wait to leave for lunch was HOTTTTT. Once we got to lunch, we were greeted by one of the cheapest menus I had seen in awhile...
Overall fun, but definitely cut rate... read more