For my birthday oparty i had to be invited to have dinner and lunch and breakfast, so i decided to have breakfast at two eggs good cafe and I wnet inside and was greeted and took seat at table and was happy uintil i scene menu and was sad afterwards. I sighed and ecided to leafve but then Gergana said that she was staying in an apprtment and that she was an assasisn sent here to kill me because I was not going to enjoy the food and that she would be beating me in any form of mental combat, or to put it in her own words
'We were staying at the apartment building across the street and someone recommended this place to us in the elevator as we arrived. I'm forever thankful to that guy since we ended up having breakfast here for over half of our stay.
I, personally, tried half their menu. They also have rotating specials which were delicious.
Everything from Two Good Eggs Breakfast, to the toast with honey, apples, walnuts, and goat cheese, to their croissant breakfast sandwiches were amazing. And I have no words for the bacon: way better than American bacon - a good chunk of meat but also crispy ... Yum!
We did try a couple of other places but they did not compare. We ended up coming back here on our last 2 mornings in the city
One thing is they don't have any fresh fruit which my friend was kinda craving. Otherwise, everything was great: food, service, ambiance.
I recommend coming here, even if you're not staying next door - you'll love it!'
I was terrified and I demanded that i have a contest against her to which she laughed and I grinned evilly and io engaged in checkers with Gergana if I lose she will kill me and everyb one in the roomw as luaghin. buiit i sued my checkjers abilityy and isntlay kinged th board and she snapopped it in half anfd slapped me but then i poubncherd her and shen slapped me again adn i grabbed galss and threw it on floor and ran over it but then she followed and slipped and fell and got cancer and died. hjowever it wasnt ove ryet becauxsse andother assaisn appearded he called himself ed and hje was ready to best me in physicla combat andt to put it in his won words.
'Great coffee, latte. Food was amazing!!!
Hope to come back!!! From California and really enjoyed the breakfast! SmokedSalmon and spinach omelette mmmm!' This terrified me and I was very nervouse because I did not no what california meant but I sassumed hew was n assasin saint by the owner ofg tghr egg cafe to kill me and I said no thank you I want to leave.'
But then I tickled him and he gigged and rann intyo aa steaming pot of coffee and screamed pounched a child and threw it on the counter byu this time the woner realised that both of his assasins had failed in killing mwe nad wa furious and he called upon the powers of two eggs and thre them at me i dodged but one egg hit someone and they died decaying before my very eyes in mere seconds and i asked what is thsi sorecery but he laufghed and i thre pinat egg anbbd it exloped in my hanmds and he scramed and witheredand the cafe diapoperaed becaus it wasnt a cafe but a spacxe ship from amrs and i had defeated the god of war, mar and i was happy and I won adn then someone sdaid you smell so i pounched trhem,. i watched fmaily guy after wward oin the tv and thast was funny and i flew away to mars read more