Now it might seem odd that one would review a tube station. You may feel I've wandered off the beaten path somewhat, like an artist at a life drawing class who's decided the model in front of him would look better with a HUGE LOBSTER CLAW where her hand should be! But I digress...
Warren St tube is situated in, you've guessed it, Warren St in the middle of the west end. For all intents and purposes it's a very normal tube station, let's go through the check list shall we;
Close to a MacDonald's - check
Has a Sainsbury's local and a Tesco Express on opposite sides of the street vying for your 'loyalty' in the most futile campaign since Napoleon tried to invade the small, tropical country of Russia!.. in winter! - check.
Has at least 2 London Lite 'sales staff' per tube passenger - check
Yep, it's a normal tube station alright, that is unless, it's a weekend.
At the Weekend, Warren St closes. Why? I'm not sure. The 'engineering works' excuse is wearing thin and I for one am convinced that something more sinister is afoot.
Why are they discouraging people from the West End at the weekend? What are they hiding?
Maybe the Masons use it for secret meetings, perhaps the tube workers have a secret rave there, maybe they're breeding a race of mutant super models with huge lobster claws for hands!
All I'm sure of is that it screws me over when I have to do a weekend shift and I have to change at King's Cross!
(Disclaimer: Honestly I've been nowhere new in the last couple of days and just wanted to keep my toes in the yelp pond, cheers x) read more