The Warrior Dash - the best 5K field party ever, in BF Maryland!
3rd year running in Budds Creek MD, the 5K Warrior Dash has gained word-of-mouth notoriety among true competitors and Weekend Wanna-bees alike, resulting in an astounding turnout. Yet another fabulous weekend for sunburn, dehydration, and skinned knees.
Though many changes for 2012, this year's course had some disappointments: no arching Horizontal Hike and the Petrifying Plunge ran out of water resulting in a huge backup and a lot of skips. However, the Muddy Mayhem quagmire was re-engineered with a soul-killing finish - now smile for the camera.
Check-in was fast, but this year's placement of the water trucks was clearly an after-thought, and seriously, if you are too stupid to hose down a bunch of muddy warriors what job could you possibly be good at?
It's a shame the promoters are starting to get greedy, though parking is still $10/car, beer is $6 and your RFID tag only gets you a warm can of Miller Lite.
Ominous prohibitions against outside food & drink curtailed the tailgating after-parties.
Still, tens-of-thousands created a festival-like atmosphere, hopped-up on music, mud, beer, & turkey legs. And though not a triathlon, you will need some upper-body strength, duct-tapped sneakers, and a friend to shame you in to completing all the obstacles.
Get in line early to post a good time and bring a spectator to take pictures, offer encouragement, and handle personal effects. Themed-costumes puts you in elite status. Knee and elbow wraps win the race.
What a party, and great bragging rights - see you next year! read more