Bacon is one of our love languages and trying this restaurant was a must. We arrived alittle after they opened and were seated in a timely manner. Music was loud. Service was good. Food was mediocre. The waitress did a great job telling us how the dishes will present but the portion of the Million Dollar Bacon Skillet was small for the price. The bacon was missing the Hennessy-Coffee Glaze in my opinion. The food came out hot which I appreciated. read more

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Hey b*tches!! So I had heard of this spot not location before from some coworkers that went for brunch & had an amazing time. We are rarely at bayside & wanted to eat & said why not? You see the massive sign & can't help but chuckle. It was my husband & I with our son who is 10. He found it amusing as well. While waiting for our table to cleaned I immediately noticed the vibe was blah. Now I'm with my son so I don't necessarily want to see everyone twerking, but we recently went to another place for brunch & although we couldn't sit inside cause we were with our kids the vibe was totally different. Here the music was LOUD. Which they were playing hip hop my absolute fav so we jammed out the whole time but it was kinda just as us thing. Don't expect to carry out a conversation in there. There are spots to take pics, you have a view of the arena & the water so it's a nice spot. You're greeted by the "hey bitches" which felt slightly cringe cause it sounded so forced. If I brought my kid in clearly I knew & was ok with it, but not that big of a deal. I get it too many Karens nowadays, but you shouldn't be walking into a place called Bacon B*tch if you don't want to hear the Hey B*tches lol. Now my table was so sticky it felt like it was cleaned with a dirty rag. Our hostess and waitress were both great! Our hostess gave me such a nice compliment at first she made my day. There was a neon sign to take some pics. Now onto the food! It's what we are all here for right ? lol I ordered the classy. & I was not disappointed. Chicken sandwich on a Hawaiian roll, spicy mayo with pickles & of course some bacon b*tches ! With a side of papitas fritas ( fries ). My hubby had the chicken & waffles with eggs on top, hot honey & bacon. & my little man had French toast sticks with a side of hash brown. Food came out fairly quick & tasted fresh. My sandwich I had no complaints absolutely delicious. My hubby liked his plate he said it was nothing crazy though that he wasn't a huge fan of the hot honey. & my son is content as long as he has his sweets lol. The kids menu I will say was impressively simple. Kids don't do complicated & parents prefer when it isn't so that was a plus. Price was my meal was $16, my hubby's was $23, the French toast sticks was $10 & then the side of hash brown that brought 2 for $4. All in all not bad for us 3. As a summary not a bad spot to eat with friends maybe at another point it's more lively. read more

Bacon Bitch - CLASSY - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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Wife came in for lunch. Front staff was great. Seated us right away. Nyra ( SP) was great. Gave my wife recommendation on what to eat. We ordered the Chicken and waffle and Breakfast Taco. Both were good. The DJ was playing out type of music, old school hip hop and r&b. Will come back. read more

3.5* for me, husband gave it a 4. Stopped by around 10:30 am on a Sunday and was expecting to be packed but it wasn't. We were seated immediately. It is very lit even early in the morning with loud dancing music - it was definitely a vibe! My husband and I both ordered chicken and waffles. My waffle felt a little thick and more dough-y, wish it was more light and fluffy. However my husband liked his just fine. I also ordered a Miami frozen drink. It was so good, loved the two different flavors, and it had plenty of liquor - did not feel like I wasted my money at all. My husband ordered Hustle, which was a mango frozen drink. It was decent but the Miami is definitely better. Would recommend! Really enjoyed the vibe and drinks here! read more

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So when it comes to the atmosphere, it was a whole vibe with the music. As far as the food goes, it was very underwhelming. For the price, it lacked taste, flavor, and very bland. The best thing was their strawberry lemonade. Probably will not be back nor recommend. read more

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Service was good! Food was not worth the price at all. For it to be a bacon place the quality of bacon was very poor. Avocado toast was bland and poor quality sourdough and bland avocado mix. Double patty hamburger was cooked well but too not very flavorful. Ambiance was fun, DJ was LIT! read more

I originally came to this place for the unique name. We finished a Miami Heat game and walked over to Bayside Marketplace. There was a big sign saying Bacon Bitch and everyone was intrigued. I found out this place was open for brunch so I went the next morning. As soon as you enter you can hear the music blasting from the speakers. They greet you at the door and you can have a drink while you wait for a table. I did like the menu design. You can pick and choose what options you want. I ordered the Brooklyn and a coffee on the side. Food was excellent. The sandwich was delicious. I liked it as a one time experience but I probably would not come back again. The music was super loud giving me a headache. You could barely hear anyone next to you. Food and drink prices were high as well. This place has more of a party vibe for larger crowds. If you want a quiet brunch there are several other locations nearby to check out. read more

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Good food. Fun service. Took my 16yo son with husband and it was so fun. He was sort of embarrassed with the "main bitch".... But it was fun for us. Ha read more

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Food was average. service was average. ambience was amazing. Love the vibe. Not for those that want a quiet breakfast or calm relaxing brunch. It's an IG influencer dream. Loud music. neon signs. On the water. read more

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Should be called "basic bitch". Food was regular degular ..I cook a better breakfast and I'm no chef. They give you your food on some steel plates which gives penitentiary vibes. It was my first time there but not the first time for the ppl I was with who stated that it went downhill from what they remember. To top it off there were 3 small hairs on one of my dishes..looked like eyelash hairs. read more

Over priced!!!!! Food is low average and service is slooooooow and bad. Huge rip off! Ordered a salmon sandwich one drink and it was 51 dollars. Waitress provided horrible service . Crappy place ! read more

Bacon Bitch - Menu - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

We made a reservation and arrived on Saturday afternoon. We were seated by the back window. There was a great view of the pier. Our waitress was very nice and took orders fairly quickly. They brought out free shots for everyone since we were celebrating a birthday. I thought that was really cool. I had the vegan plate. It was delicious, very flavorful. I added the the turkey sausage and avocado. If you order a drink and add $10 you get an extra shot and a souvenir cup. Our service was good, the food was good, and the music was a vibe. We would definitely return. read more

Bacon Bitch - Souvenir cup - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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Definitely a different type of restaurant experience. You don't always walk in to a restaurant and are greeted "hey bitch!" Lol but not a place I'd come back to again. Food was OK. I ordered an avocado toast, the guac was eh. You can tell it was those frozen store bought guac. Egg? Extra charge. Bacon? Extra charge. Found that kinda ridiculous. Ordered their drink, Hustle. Barely tasted the tequila, it was more like a mango slushy. Chocolate chip pancakes were ok. My friends food had a hair in it. Service was great at least. Music was VERY loud but great brunch playlist. They gave us free shots which was nice. If you check in with Yelp, you get a free cafe con leche. read more

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Too expensive for me the food was just ok. I got the avocado toast and it wasn't hitting like I thought it would. read more

Bacon Bitch - NEW AVOCADO TOAST - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

I have been planning to come here since I booked our hotel in Miami. This is the perfect brunch spot. Every moment from when you come up the escalator to the leaving the atmosphere has a great vibe and the staff is super friendly and fun. The music is bumpin and everyone is smiling. You can tell they love working here. We orders a few cocktails, a boujee sammie, a side of ham, cheesy hash brown and Nutella French toast. Damn everything was amazing. My sammie had the best crispy bacon on it and the egg oozed just right to be messy and brought the whole sandwich together. Can't wait to come back and try more of this fun brunch place. Mady was our server and she killed it from 'Hey Bitch'. Lol, I love this place! read more

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When it comes to an unique restaurant this is it, the name says it all lol. Came here for brunch with my friend and was immediately greeted with "Hey B***h" all I could do is laugh. We made reservations so we didn't have to wait too long to be seat. The inside is very open with glass windows everywhere but it's extremely hot. The music is extremely loud so we had to scream over each other.They do have ceiling fans but not enough to mask the heat. All I can say is be prepared to be called a b***h! Let's get into the eats, they didn't have a lot of the daiquiri flavors at the moment so we went with what they had. I decided to go with Hustle which is a Mango daiquiri with tequila, it was pretty good and could taste the tequila. I ordered the classics breakfast and paid $2 for cheese and $6 for extra bacon. The eggs and bacon were cooked perfectly and you add a little of the spicy b***h sauce to it... NEXT LEVEL! When eating my food I noticed a piece of hair in between my hash browns, I was immediately turned off and didn't want no more food after that. While waiting for our check they came around with shots which was nice but literally tasted like guava juice. Someone on the Bacon B***h instagram reached out to me after I posted a picture of the drinks asking about my experience. I did voice my concern about the hair in my food they did let me know that someone from that location would reach out to me but no one did which is disappointing. It's a first time for everything and this is definitely one. read more

Bacon Bitch - hair in my food - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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Really unimpressed and actually disappointed. We went in an hour after it opened and the staff were smiling and friendly. But when you enter they address you as a B**** Ambience was cool. It looks to be an enclosed (Glass) roof top spot. In the spot where we sat the floor was brick which looked nice but was extremely annoying for our table. Because the floor was uneven and our table kept rocking back and forth. My friend wanted to go to this restaurant so bad & it was on my list but I wasn't as pressed as She was. She ordered the French toast which she did not like and sent back. It was actually 4 Hawaiian rolls just warmed in a microwave with fruit topping on it she also had the steak and eggs. The scrambled Eggs (withOUT cheese) were very orange for some reason and hard. Steak was overcooked. She didn't enjoy her food at all. Her drink was exceptionally good though. She had the slushy drink with alcohol. I had the eggs and bacon. Eggs were the same as my friends... orange and hard, I sent them back and got a REAL eggs (fried this time) and I didn't get the egg until I asked for the check so I cannot give my opinion of it. Pros: the music was cool, the drinks were good & they allow separate checks. Also allow military discount. I would not return to this restaurant though. Even if someone offered to pay for my food. read more

Recently I came here with my sister and had a bad experience. My review caught the owner Danielle attention and she reached out to me personally to apologize and to make it up to us by accommodating our next meal! She advised to let her know when and what time we would like to come in so she can "set us bitches up"! When we arrive I told the host I had a reservation and they sat us next to a window that had a great view of the water overlooking into Miami Beach. The manager Shug came moments later to introduce herself and to apologize for our previous experience. I love to see businesses that actually care about their customer! This time around I ordered the steak and eggs entrée. I asked for the steak medium well done and the chef really did their thing! The meat was so juicy and flavorful, my eggs were nice, fluffy and seasoned, the melted hashbrowns were great too! My sister ordered the stuff Nutella French toast with a side of sausage patties and hashbrowns. The French toast was on point not soggy and crip on the outside covered in sugar powder. For drinks I had the Paradise cocktail in my opinion, I don't taste the alcohol to be honest. The server accommodated for my sister with a virgin Mojito since she's been 19, she was happy with the presentation of the drink and ready to snap photos of her drink for the gram. The music volume was decent, it was loud but it wasn't explosively loud where I had to yell out my conversations to my sister. I was able to actually exchanged a few words with her all while still enjoying the music and ambience. I just want to point out that I don't do bad reviews for free meals. I feel it is important to Bring honest reviews for other people looking to dine out and also notify the business owner for possible areas of improvement to better their business for optimal success for all of their future customers. Plus I live about 45 minutes away from this location so it wouldn't be in my best interest to just drive here for free food, (again I'm only in this area because of my little sister recently moved to Miami and I just wanted to show her around) I would love to see this business open up possibly in Fort Lauderdale-Las Olas area. I think it would be a great opportunity and another success for them. Thank you Danielle, Shug and Bacon Bitch Downtown Staff for the food and the good vibes :) read more

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Looking for a TURN UP spot... Bacon Bitch is where you need to be! If you like a lit brunch with music and drinks, this is your place. To drink we had a pitcher of the Strawberry Margarita and it was strong but tasty! They also come around for shot o'clock with shots that were really good!!! They may have been sex on the beach shots. All the servers were LIT! Service is okay but the atmosphere definitely makes up for it. The food came out in a reasonable time. I ordered the OG Main Bitch sandwich. The croissant was fresh and buttery but honestly the sandwich as a whole was just okay. The sandwich didn't have a good bacon to egg ratio. I only got two pieces of bacon on a sandwich that seemed to have a lot of eggs on it. The stuffed hash brown was really good too. read more

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Made a reservation for a surprise birthday party at 5:15 on Saturday night. Half of our party arrived at 5:00 and were first told there was no such reservation, then that excuse got quickly corrected when we asked for a manager. They instead told us we just couldn't stay because they were closing at 5:30. We showed the manager the reservation confirmation, and she was apologetic but offered no solutions other than blaming the owners for messing up the reservation system. She offered us a free round of drinks for her mistake, which we decided to take since the surprise party was already ruined. We all sat at an empty table and waited for someone to take our drink order. We caught several hosts and eventually the manager as they walked by, all who told us we would be helped by our server soon. After waiting over 15 minutes, it was clear we weren't getting any sort of apology drinks, so we left. Extremely poor customer service by the entire team, from the hosts to the manager to, allegedly, the owners. read more

Bacon Bitch - Reservation confirmation - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Went here for brunch right before taking a boat tour. At first the waiter gave me a booth but i requested seating near the window because the views are nice, so they were able to accommodate me which was really nice of them. Such a contemporary looking restaurant with of course some funny signs. Music is amazing, makes you want to get up and just start dancing. Food - ordered the avocado toast and breakfast tacos. I thought the avocado toast was ok, the guac spread on top wasn't as flavorful. The breakfast tacos i got as vegetarian (so no bacon) and those were delicious. They also give you a verde dressing which compliments the tacos. At the table they also have a "spicy bitch" sauce which adds a nice kick to your food. If you're in the bayside market area, I'd definitely recommend this place for brunch! read more

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Came here for a friend's birthday and was not that impressed. First impression was not great because we ended up having to wait a long time for a table despite having a reservation. But still we decided to give it a chance. The food prices were decent which was surprising for a restaurant in bayside but they were priced accurately based on the quality of the food. I ordered a pancake sandwich (similar to a McGriddle) and when I tell you the pancakes were dry, that is an understatement. It was like eating Popeyes biscuits. You can probably tell in the pictures that the pancakes were so dry. The only reason why I didn't give this place less stars was because our server was very nice. But I don't think I'll be coming back here or any other location. read more

Bacon Bitch - NEW MAPLE GRIDDLE SLIDERS - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Had the chicken and waffles and was sorely disappointed. The waffle batter was unlike any I have had before. They were chewy and the syrup wouldn't even penetrate them, almost inedible. The chicken did have good flavor but was a little dry. Gave it a 2 star due to the flavor of the chicken, nothing more. read more

Bacon Bitch - NEW FRIED CHICKEN & WAFFLES - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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the food was good! i got the simple "classic breakfast meal" so it's hard to mess that up lol but my friends also enjoyed their meals! we got there at 930 so it wasn't too busy yet, service was great! read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

10/10 honestly. The drink - Drunk Bitch - is a combination of several drinks and definitely hits the spot. The food is unreal too. I'll definitely revisit anytime I'm in Miami read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Fun place good to go Food was fire Our server was fun I would go back salmon. Was fresh read more

Bacon Bitch - Pretty bomb and our server was pretty nice - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

The hype of this place was definitely worth going to visit. The atmosphere is hype and they play all the hits while dining. I would suggest making reservations because they are usually on a long wait. My sister and I made reservations at the wrong location but the hostess up front was able to add us and we were grateful because the wait was already long and it was only one in the afternoon. Once we got sat we were greeted right away basically. Our main b*tch was Mia and she was amazing. She was lit the whole time. Everyone looked as if they enjoyed their job. If you are looking for a great time and good food I would definitely give this place a try. I would not say it is kid friendly though. And make sure to make reservations! read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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Have to say was pleasantly surprised from the overall vibe of Bacon B*tch. A restaurant where being called a b*tch is a good thing. Had nothing short of a great experience. Food was delicious, wait time was short (even with reservation), staff was organized and attentive. For being a busy Sunday morning, the staff showed they could have fun, twerk, & still provide amazing service. You mainly go for the vibe so everything else is just a plus. read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

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Looking for a breakfast place and we ended up here at Bacon Bitch. Name of the business pushes the envelope catchy let's see what it's about. Got here at opening we were asked did we have reservations we didn't so we were told reservations are priority and we can leave our name on the list and wait to be called (strike one). Guess what else we could do while we wait? They said you can chill at the bar=spend $$ while we FORCE you to wait on our fake waiting list. Ok we chill at the bar the company thing is to call everyone bitches man, woman, or child FYI. You're at the bar it's "how you doing bitch" I'll be your bitch today what would you like to drink bitch?" I look at the menu $16 for a mojito? BITCH YOU MUST BE CRAZY! Let's take another look $5 for sprite $5 for water ah I see what this is these BITCHES SCAMMING! I'll pass on the drinks we wait in line and get called for a table we sit waitress shows up "hi bitches I'll be your main bitch for the day what would you bitches like to drink?" Umm nothing bitch just water! Wait that's $5 to oh no bitch y'all trippin! I'm a man so the "bitch" thing doesn't work for me They call it branding I call it annoying. We get our food the croissant I ordered is actually good. $16 good hell no but it's good. We get our tab total about $80 bucks biiiiitch whaaaaaat? 18% gratuity auto included ok a bitch Gotta get paid but daaaaamn! Read the other reviews they don't show an itemized receipt and they also leave the tip on 18% so you just click pay and they end up getting you for a extra 18% which they already charged you for so make sure you pick NO TIP and then pay! A bitch better pay attention in here or you will get got! We won't be back these bitches are shady and overpriced. The place is decorated very nice the music was good and my croissant was also good I'll give them that. If these bitches could just be straight up they would be ok. Dine at your own risk bitch. FYI if you plan on expanding don't come to ATLANTA wit this we will send you bitches packing back to Miami! read more

Bacon Bitch - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Full disclosure: I can't attest to the food or drink because we didn't wait. Arrived with a few hours before our cruise & had seen others say it's a cool place to kill time. On this Sunday, there were people waiting in the bar, and outside down both corridors. I put my name on the wait list. They don't give an estimated wait and they don't take your number down to phone you when your spot is ready. Instead, you add your name and wait until they verbally call your name. I asked if we should expect 30 mins or three hours and they wouldn't even clarify between those two, so we opted not to wait. The vibe was young and loud. Perhaps in the future we can try the food. read more

If you're a fan of a cute brunch vibe with girly ambiance, good music and occasional rounds of shots being passed out and not too squeamish about being called the *B word, then this is your jam. It's not on my list of BEST food but it's not bad and I always have a cute time. I was already in Bayside so I opted to brunch here. It was a random no reservation pop in so we waited about 10 minutes although we were told possibly 30 minutes to be seated so that was a plus. Once seated our waitress whose name I didn't catch came over and said the wifi was down they couldn't take orders on the pads and it would be a bit of a longer wait. Ok no big deal, we were brought out water in the meantime and just people watching and bopping to the sounds. A couple of the other young ladies were circulating and passing out shots to a birthday table by us then their other tables. Based on the fact that we had a wait before ordering, our server never came back to drop us any or say that it's still a wait etc. Eventually another one let us know that it was still down, and she got us a couple shots once I mentioned it to her. Eventually our server came back, the wifi was back kicking and we were able to order. I thought her initial agitation was with the wifi but her energy stayed very blah, and if you have ever been here you'll get why that doesn't even match with the environment. It's a very interactive experience from the menu suggestions, name calling and all. Once we got our food and cocktails still not too much from her besides passing by asking if everything was ok. My friend ordered an additional order which never came out as well. My chicken and waffles was pretty good. It comes with a side of hot honey which took it up another notch and is topped with bacon which I asked for the turkey option. The bacon was like cardboard. I couldn't chew it with my braces. Lol. Perhaps a different meatier brand as a suggestion. I had the hustle as my cocktail with the extra shot on top. That was pretty good. Once it was time to get our check, our server stressed that the service charge isn't a tip, at which time my friend told her that we weren't given the best service and that she didn't check on us ask if we wanted to order more drinks, bring the other order out, or check on us and bring comp shots during the wait time but someone else did. Instead of being apologetic she said oh ok, well the shots come out about once an hour. Definitely not my best experience but it won't stop me from supporting the business based off one employee who was having an obvious bad day. Let's work on that turkey bacon tho! read more

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I was out celebrating my birthday week and decided to stop by after hearing so much about this place. The one I went to was really cute located in bayside. There's a cute wall to take pictures that is Instagram-able. Our main bitch (server) was very helpful. The food and music was on point. I got Boujee $14 and a Crispy $6. To drink I had a Drunken Bitch $30. The bacon was crispy and thick as it should be. This was just a fun vibe. Definitely going back. read more

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This was suggested by one of the members of group I was celebrating with. I knew I would arrive late due to prior business committed. Arrived and was welcomed with attitude as neither hostess nor the server wanted to locate 1 additional chair. No worries, I will sit at the bar. When the server approached me later to join my group, I declined as I had settled at the bar. I was then addressed with " OK Bitch!" Listen, I get it is in the name and menu. If the restaurant is going to use it, just know your patrons know the difference between playful and antagonizing usage The servers should be aware as well...the name is not an overall exemption for free use without consequences. Other than, the bartender was on point with her service. Even advised if I upgraded the shots in one particular drink it will be expensive. I appreciated that and still kept my order. And as previous reviews have stated, you have a host of fees 18% gratuity for even just 1 person 4% credit card fee And I think there was 1 more So an $18 dollar drink with 1 upgrade shot cost $30.96 Cool vibe, but not worth the cost read more

Bacon bitch is a unique experience. The staff is super friendly and fun! The atmosphere is definitely party brunch. Music and vibes are very high. The food was pretty standard for a brunch spot. I ordered the OG it came with bacon, egg, cheese, and a hash brown. The bacon was crispy and lived up to the restaurant name. The croissant was flakey and delicious. I ordered this sandwich because of the hash brown. It did get a little soggy under all the other things in the sandwich, but still really good and cheesy. For drinks our table ordered frozen drinks and they were fruity and you could definitely taste the alcohol, perfect balance! The staff also passed out complimentary shots. read more

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avoid this place by all means!!! we were here for mother's day (5/10/26) & i refret it!!! worse experience ever! the restaurant is hot, absolutely no ac, we were drenched in sweat!! there are soooooo many roaches that the manger didn't mind killing in front of everyone, we waited over an hour for our food, they were bringing out piece by piece, everything was cold!!!!! all the food was cold, my chicken and waffles cold as hell, didn't come with bacon my daughter nuggets was still frozen in the inside, the waiter was hard to find, barely checked up on us, the bathrooms were filthy, we sat where you could see directly into the kitchen and it was soooo filthy! my food was sent back! this place was not like this last year february when i came, ! if you could avoid this location, please do so, & maybe try the one thats on south beach. unbelievable!!!!!! the fact that my family drove over an hour to this hell hole is insane ! as reading the other reviews, the owner only responds to the positive reviews which is shameful too! but if this was to reach any social media platform such as tiktok facebook, or instagram, then you'll be looking crazy! but i will be doing a story time on tik tok in relations to this! pitful!!! read more

If you're going to go here eat the Bacon! My friend said the bacon was delicious. I had Avocado Toast which was disgusting. The Waitress was amazing and the theme was so fun! Restaurant is beautiful! I had the Margarita flight which was also very cute and delicious! Overall, a very fun experience! read more

A solid 3.5 stars, but I'll round up to 4. Bacon Bitch offers good food, decent service and an adequate menu, punctuated by the service staff and the menu using the word "bitch" or "bitches" as much as possible. I came here for a later breakfast with a work colleague on a Friday, primarily because this was the only spot at Bayside serving breakfast that wasn't packed. Actually, in contrast, this restaurant only had a few patrons and we were seated right away. Service was good but not overly attentive and when we were ready to pay and leave, it took us a long while to flag down our server so we could go. I had the french toast with a side of bacon and OJ. The french toast was quite good - very thick but light and fluffy with piped on cream and pieces of fruit in syrup. The OJ appeared to be fresh-squeezed. Prices were reasonable, and this is a solid breakfast spot with decent atmosphere that has windows on 2 sides that overlook the bay and the Miami Heat arena. All that said, it feels like Bacon Bitch is caught in a strange place between being a really decent restaurant (which it is) that shouldn't need any "gimmicks" to do well, while also implying that they offer a novelty dining experience, which it really doesn't. Instead, the only real gimmick or novelty this restaurant has is the "shock value" of the name and the fact that the waitresses refer to everyone at the table as "bitches" when greeting them, taking their food orders, etc. From a patrons' point of view, this restaurant falls into a spot where some may simply find the whole 'bitch' thing a bit offputting, while others who've been to different restaurants that are truly over the top zany and fun with irreverent humor, will find that the simple repeated use of the word "bitch" here is not shocking at all, and actually just falls flat. Know that there's music pumping away as you eat, even in the morning. It was tolerable most times, but at one point the staff cranked it up for some reason and it started to become intrusive to the point that it interrupted our conversation. read more

So this place is a tourist trap. The vibe was great played great music but it was raining so that kind of rain on our parade they let you go and buy drinks and stand in a little corner until you're called I say get a reservations if you can because there's a lot of us standing waiting around. It's five dollars for a pitcher of tapwater yes a pitcher of tapwater is five dollars. The food in general was OK honestly it was the quality of buying food from like a Walmart deli. The atmosphere was entertaining people dancing to the music and talking waitresses calling you a bitch I mean you get what you paid for but the food is not what you pay for your paying for the atmosphere and having a good time I'm definitely not saying this is a bad place if you are here for a bachelorette or a girls trip or anything of that nature this really is the place to be there drinks are delicious but I'm just saying their food is OK so just be prepared read more

I unfortunately made a reservation at the wrong location I'm not from Miami so that was my mistake however the staff here was so helpful and friendly they told me they would put me on a waiting list and they would try to be with me as soon as possible I appreciate it Their time. All the girls were friendly they all seem happy they smile often they smile at each other it's overall the fun environment to be in the music too loud so I can actually hear my conversation with other people the food was really good their croissants were perfect. I had the flight and that was delicious as well. The specific location is located on the second level of the outdoor mall I do recommend making a reservation. Overall great and I appreciate the staff working there. read more

Bacon Bitch - Flight - Breakfast & Brunch Near Me - Miami, Florida

Chose this place because we could make reservations and the Yelp app states it has outdoor dining but the address this specific location is at does not have outdoor dining so keep in mind if you're considering. We also didnt get seated until our entire party arrived but once all 4 people showed we were seated quickly. The place is very cute, spacious, and set up well. Our server was friendly, attentive, and helpful. I would describe the vibes here in one word: LIT. If you're looking for a quiet sit down brunch to catch and talk this is NOT it. BUT if you're looking for a turn up spot with good LOUD music (i LOVED the playlist) this is definitely the place. Our food came out relatively quickly and was pretty good. My only major con was the music was unbearably loud at times but that's just the vibe of the place. We will probably be back knowing what we expect in the future! read more

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