These are the greatest and funniest of cards in the history of time. They are my all time favorite. The "your welcome" cards are my personal fav, I find them exceptionally humorous and useful. I will always buy these cards. Nothing is funnier than Bald Guy Greeting cards! read more

Bald Guy Greetings are the funniest cards around. I have a stack on hand to grab from for birthdays. They are a BIG hit with my guy friends especially! Buy some, you won't regret it. If you do regret it, maybe you need to go out on a limb more often. Why are you spending your life regretting something as trivial as the purchase of a few greeting cards? read more

I tend to buy three or four birthday cards at a time so I have some on hand for co-workers and family members. They all love the snarkiness of Bald Guy cards! read more

I got the cards quickly, and the check-out process was so easy. There were so many options and I got a custom package. Great prices and excellent quality. They even have their phone number right on the website so you can get the excellent service they are known for! Can't recommend enough. 10/10 read more

Every card I get from the Bald Guy is really funny and cute Ive given 5 star reviews before but he keeps asking. He doesn't even offer discounts on future purchases like other companies wanting 5 stars. So this will be the last time I review them The cards are the best Ok, enough read more

I am so happy that I can indulge my Bald Guy Greeting cards habit directly instead of having to rely on lesser card shops that do not carry them. These cards always get a laugh and shopping for the cards is as fun as giving them. read more

I was given a Bald Guy card and found it very funny, so I promptly sat down and ordered 11 for me and they have been a big hit with the recipients who are just slightly twisted enough to enjoy helping to make turds out of Hallmark. Good job. Keep it up. Oh, great price also. read more

Years ago, I started a family tradition of having a contest to see which card sender could send the funniest card, the birthday honoree being the sole judge. But in the last few years, the mainstream card makers have lost their sense of humor, making good cards hard to find. Then my brother sent me a Bald Guy card, and won my contest going away. I immediately found the website and looked over the offerings. Fantastic! The family tradition has been given immeasurably better life! read more

I'm a HUGE fan of the Bald Guy greeting cards! I love their sarcastic sense of humor it hits just right. Found my first bald guy greeting card at a car wash in California, and have enjoyed buying them online ever since! I wonder if they'll ever consider putting a completely nondescript picture on the front of their cards? It might be even funnier - just a thought. Btw I went on their fb page to see other reviews and loved how they reamed people for their 4 dot ellipses or for not using enough exclamation points. Can't wait for a review of my review lol read more

The most original, funny cards ever, anywhere. And absolutely stellar personal service. I feel like Ian and I are friends. Not that he'd actually want to be friends, but if he did, I'd be there for him. Please buy their cards. Do not hesitate. W read more

I love each and every card that I have purchased especially the one this year stating this was the best Christmas except for the BEST one when your 7th occurred ....paraphrased poorly though still funny. By the way , you owe me 1. Birthdays, holidays, apologies great selections. Maybe "cheaper" but you want to give more than receive? Work hard and remember many of us love your filling out the insides...we just sign....you are brilliant! Debbie from N.C. read more

Ian's cards are great. I've been buying them for several years now. they guarantee to make the recipient smile. just the right amount of sarcasm. try the "forgot to send a card" option. your recipient will get a personal phone call from Ian, with all the right excuses you forgot. read more

These greeting cards are the funniest greeting cards I have ever read. I laughed in the store or online when I read them. Then I laugh again while I'm signing and mailing them. read more

If you want unique, hysterically funny sarcastic, (not mean sarcastic!), brilliant, on the mark cards, from the cards themselves to the inside of the envelopes, well then, you have come to the right place! I have a HUGE collection of these cards, for every occasion, so that I NEVER have to run out to the store to buy a last minute, below par, greeting card. NEVER, EVER, EVER! Ian, the owner and creator has made sure of it! He, too, is a one of a kind personality! I feel like I know him and yet, we've never met! It's because he, personally, makes sure that you are taken care of, with his incredible sense of humor, along for the ride! I truly adore this man and his cards! And the recipients always comment on them, too. How could they not?! Ian, thank you for your wonderful ability to bring light and laughter to the world! read more

These are my favorite greeting cards. I'd found them in a quirky store where I used to live in California, maybe a decade ago, and was delighted to discover them online a couple years ago. I have stocked up my collection, and am known for giving the best cards. I had one online order mixup and Ian was nice enough to not only gift me the incorrect order, he rushed the correct one and hand wrote a note inside for me. Excellent customer service. Excellent selection of funny and sarcastic cards. read more

Bald Guy Greeting cards are the BEST!! The are so funny and get a lot of laughs from with receivers. I love the character illustrations too. A+++++ read more

Bald Guy cards are classic! The dry wit & sarcastic humor are a perfect foil for the sappy and trite cards we see everywhere!

I absolutely love their cards. They are so witty and hilarious. I've become known for giving the funniest cards thanks to Bald Guy Greetings. Plus the cards are reasonably priced so it's a no brainer. read more

More like 10+ stars. For reals. I discovered BGG several years ago. They're smart, sarcastic, and sometimes a little uncomfortable which, to me, equals perfection. I LOVE THEM. I don't buy anything else. Amazing customer service, too. I remember placing an order that was substantial (I like snail mail and card giving) and Ian called to personally say thanks. WHO DOES THAT? Ian does that. That's the kind of business I want to support. One that makes a quality product AND who appreciates their customer. #superfan read more

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Buying a sickeningly sweet greeting card is really boring...not to mention meaningless. I mean if I came home with such a card my wife would want to know who I am having an affair with...or with whom I am having...grammar, sorry. But the point here is that Bald Guy Greetings give me the irreverent ingredient that screams authenticity...and maybe something else as well. But the latest offerings from Bald...ok, let's just call him Ian...are great and I cannot wait to give them to those I love...regardless of how they will feel about me after. Wait, was that a recommendation? Anyway, buy them. You won't regret it. read more

Always love going back to BGG to see the new cards. Appreciated the observant and humorous handwritten note that came with a prior purchase years back. Prices are very, very reasonable when compared to the drab selection of the card aisle of your local grocer and shipping is quick enough for you to get the card and send it out in time. If not, they now have other options for you, too! read more

Who doesn't love a healthy dose of snark with their holiday/birthday/congratulatory greetings? Well, probably a lot of people (my wife included). But I'm not one of them. When I saw that Ian, The Bald Guy, was discontinuing a whole bunch of his cards, I looked through every single one of the cards on the chopping block to find the gems that I would miss the most. With a limited budget, I only picked out eight, but at least the eight recipients of those cards will soon know just how I really feel about them. I mentioned my disappointment in the discontinuation of these cards in the notes of my order and Ian actually responded with a hand-written note. I love this guy. Nobody around me stocks anything but Birthday cards, so I'm late to the party with Mother's Day, Father's Day, and Congratulatory cards. Since finding them on the Bald Guy site, I've stocked up on them all now, though - and with the affordable shipping prices when buying from Ian directly, why wouldn't you want to stock up? Warning: These cards may well be addictive. I now have a stockpile of Bald Guy greeting cards (19, at the moment) and an ever more closely scrutinized recipient list for my beloved cards. Am I addicted to the snark? Possibly. read more

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I started my addiction to these cards by finding them at retail stores all across the country as I traveled on business. At this point in my life I might have a real addiction problem as I buy them now off of their user friendly website. I've taken to sending friends, family, and even business associates their marginally politically correct cards for birthdays, anniversaries, and as a recognition of accomplishments. To top it off I also typically slip in $2 or $3 just to be an asset. I find that 9 out of 10 times I get a phone call or email thanking me for making their day The whole line of cards are fantastic and I'm delighted to have found them read more

I'm a HUGE fan! I love their cards and send them for all holidays or anything going on that deserves a card. There are cards for everyone :-) read more

Pretty much the only funny cards out there... affordable, witty & slightly off-color which is right up my alley. People crack up when they receive one. As much as I love the cards, I might love the newsletter even more. Probably the only email I read start to finish & love when one pops up in my inbox. I always think I'd like to be friends with these bald guys. But then I remember I'm an introvert and prefer my alone time. They'd probably be too needy. read more

I cannot say enough positive things about Bald Guy Greetings and it goes way deeper than their cards. Those cards, by the way are the best on the market. They are hilarious. I have a hard time picking out a card at a store because they all suck, to be quite frank. Bald Guy makes it hard to choose because all of them are great. But, that is just the start. I was introduced to Bald Guy by my friend, Jason. He sent birthday cards to everyone he knew, which was a lot. He did this for years and everyone loved the cards. They all came from Bald Guy. Unfortunately, my friend died of Covid in 2021 and the birthday cards stopped. However, Bald Guy didn't just move on to other customers. They reached out to my friend's widow, offered her free cards for life, and created a sympathy card just for her. A funny, lighthearted sympathy card, which is something my late friend always wished existed. He was on the front with his dog crying one tear. It was and is unforgettable. Bald Guy got it. They are real people that care about their customers. I only buy Bald Guy cards, and I always will going forward. You should too. read more

Love these cards! Disclaimer, years ago, I used to work at the same company as the "bald guy"...so when I saw his greeting cards, I ordered some! The humor and wit is awesome, esp. Birthday, Jewish Holidays and Coronavirus/Covid-19 Cards. When I ordered the first time, the transaction and delivery time were easy and fast! I even got a personal note from the "the bald guy" as he remembered me. If you don't want dark-ish/snarky humor, these card - stay away - they're clever! read more

I am been blown away by Bald Guy cards for several years, but this last bunch I purchased, well the recipients are laughing so loudly I can hear them over the COVID-19 virus! You got to get the newest one about being 6 feet away...your friends will love it and it is a great way to remember (like anyone is going to forget?) this insane time. Great cards, great company! read more

I could not resist purchasing and using the newest line of Corona Virus inspired cards from Bald Guy Greetings. These are hilarious as are all of the cards (well, a fair majority anyway) and I am sending to all of my with a sense of humor. My sister has a birthday on July 15th and she is receiving the first of the cards. Then I will send the remainder out to my friends who need a laugh or a reminder that this too shall pass. I may even seal them with wax for an additional touch of class. read more

Bald Guy Greetings - An exciting array of Bald Guy Greeting Cards featuring the Corona Virus line. - Cards & Stationery Near Me - Richmond, California

Buy Bald Guy Greetings cards for that special person in your life. Like other reviewers, I, too, was stopped in my tracks by a Bald Guy Greeting card I saw at an airport (LAX) en route to Africa. They are cute, funny and DIFFERENT. Definitely not for everyone, but there is always one for someone. I just bought the COVID-19 card which brought ME out of my funk. Also the Easter one seems appropriate, what with zombies and all. Buy them. You really won't regret it. read more

These cards are the BEST!!!! Truly laugh out loud in the store while reading them. So glad I can purchase them from the Bald Guy site. My girlfriend called me after she received hers and wanted to know where I bought it!! In this crazy world of ours it is nice to be able to laugh uncontrollably. Thanks Bald Guy!!! :))) read more

I have searched far & wide to find unique & funny cards to send friends and family, & Bald Guy Greetings cards are by far the best and funniest! I always get great responses from people who I've sent these cards to. I don't even bother looking at cards at the grocery store anymore because I know there will always be the perfect card available at Bald Guy Greetings! read more

Bald Guy Greetings has given the public very innovative greeting cards for all occasions. Been using them for years and kudos to Ian for his direct words and creative designs. Cliff Rosenberg Bynton Beach, FL read more

Phunny! Poysun-able! Would and do buy early & often! The Perfect Greeting Card is my favorite but I do plan on using the "telephone excuse" one day! read more

I saw a collection of these cards at a teeny store on Sauvie Island during a pee break, and the "I couldn't choose a better dad - and that's always bothered me" card wouldn't get out of my head. Luckily I have a great memory thanks to taking a photo of it on my phone, and I ordered it a few weeks later. Then a few months later I ordered more. Then more. Each shipment has arrived quickly (I'm in Oregon) and absolutely elates me knowing I have such snarky, rude cards to send to my loved ones. There's even low-snark ones to send to my sweet friends (not sure how I acquired those). read more

Bald Guy Greetings has become a yearly tradition for me. I've run numerous companies, some that failed and some that have exited for 8 figures. And let me say, as a consultant and customer I can say that this company is INCREDIBLE. Let me start with the customer service piece. You almost always get a near immediate response and it's very personalized as well (sometimes playfully offensive which is what the brand is about). Moreover, the product and cards are hilarious and fitting for almost any occasion. My family runs off humor and these are the perfect fit. And not being $20 for a card is helpful too. As long as they keep producing new content, I plan on being a customer for life! I suggest you do the same read more

Their cards are so funny. Check out their website and place lots of orders. Sometimes, you can even find them locally, but usually the selection is limited. I can't get enough of these cards!! read more

Id give the trucker hat 6 stars if I could. I have a huge head and it actually fits me.

This company makes the funniest cards! I like to send cards for birthdays,anniversaries etc. All my friends that have received these cards love them! You really have to have a sense of humor! These days everyone needs a good laugh! read more

If you have a penchant for dry, sarcastic humor, these guys make the funniest cards I have ever seen. Bald Guy Greetings is the work of local San Franciscoans Ian Kalman and Sean Farrell. They had their cards on display at the Yelp DYL at 111 Minna on 2/2/2007. I met and talked with Ian for a bit and discussed his business. The cards have fantastic artwork (that Sean Farrell puts together I think). I have a very quirky set of hyper-intelligent friends. I think these slightly dark, sarcastic cards are perfect. Support your local artists and have a great laugh. read more

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