This is a Ballard stapled divey bar, so I was interested in trying. The vibe is a room filled with boomers and loud music where you have to yell at the bartenders your drinks and orders so they'll hear you. My spouse's got carded each time he went to the bar even though we had a tab going, and he told them that too. The burger tasted like a McDonald's burger, the fries too. The ketchup had a very very off taste. The fish and chips were bland and bready. There was a light above us that kept going off and on. If you're going to pay $8 for a beer, go to another bar on the Ave. read more

I like this place...when it's not busy. First couple times I've been, staff have always been friendly...food is great and well priced...super chill vibes all around. I've usually gone mid day or afternoon on weekends and while there's generally a handful of folks inside, it's never been crazy and can always find a seat at the bar. Perhaps just my luck? Great beers on tap. Their smash burger is pretty dang tasty. Also love seeing the local dogs :) Here's where things go awry.., Came in on a Thursday evening thinking I'd grab a quick bite and a drink...holy moly it was packed! As in there were only a couple seats open at the bar and I quickly snagged one. Saw the bartender seemed to be working alone and was taking care of closing out a couple folks and a small line at the bar so I smiled and waited, no biggie. 10 minutes go by and I still haven't been acknowledged...try to flag the bartender to no avail...now it's been over 15 minutes...I'm solo but that shouldn't matter? At this point I'm seeing others have menus...drinks...some nothing...I'm patient but I'm getting hungry lol. I walked out once it had been over 15 minutes of not even being acknowledged. Hopefully that doesn't happen often read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Burger was excellent. Didn't realize you had to ask for onion and lettuce, so that's on me. But even without that the burger was unreal. Plus the pinball assortment was 10/10 read more

The burgers are more akin to sliders and don't come with any sides. Not that I would have wanted frozen fries anyways. The wings were burnt. Tasted like they fried them, coated them, then fried them again. All in old oil. Served with ranch, as if I'm a child. Luckily I had a warm beer to chase it all down read more

Shows! History. Affordable good food (strong flavored popcorn chicken Caesar salad!). Old Seattle- basic and rad. read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - Show. Stage. - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

love this neighborhood gem. good pours, good games and friendly staff. equipped with two bars, service is fast and easy. i love a two-room establishment. they have a good variety of games and seating options too. read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - rainier and pinball - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

A great place for food, drinks, and pinball! To start, the staff are very friendly and quick getting your order. The ambiance is retro but has a chill vibe to it. For the food, there is a variety of options and the smash burger was absolutely fantastic packed with flavor. Also had chicken salad and the mozzarella sticks, both fantastic. Lastly, don't forget to play some pinball as they have some awesome machines to play on. read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - people playing video games - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I'll be honest, if there were any other places nearby that would have offered a quick and cheap meal I would have gone there instead, but I was lugging around 2 hungry 8 year olds and needed to get food in them ASAP because we crossed that threshold of hunger. The portions were what you would expect at the price point they were set, and the food was fine. Bartender was helpful and the pinball machines inside the place were awesome (though .75 for pinball is a little higher than I would have expected. Expected since both times we tried playing the ball got stuck). read more

Friendly, low fuss atmosphere, good prices, and deeply delicious fried chicken. The menu is sparse, but still worth the trip--and the arcade isn't half bad either. read more

Never a dull moment ! I love love love everything about this spot. The people, the food, the vibe and the drinks !

One of my favorite bars in Seattle!! There aren't too many places like this. Great food & drinks at a fair price. There are also tons of arcade games with a properly variety, the inside is cool and grunge. The staff is friendly as well. You can spend the entire night at this bar without drinking alcohol and it would be totally normal. read more

Waited 20 minutes for a beer with some friends the owner came out and kicked us out turns out there was a private event in the game side of the bar there was no sign , the bouncer pointed us in, we had no idea. she rudely kicked us out without allowing us to explain. read more

Best bar in Ballard! This place is a great hangout and has solid food and drinks. Love the whole bunch of bartenders that work here. Special shout out to KT and Lauren! read more

Solid diner-style brunch in Ballard! THE WAIT: None for three on Memorial Day Monday around 11am. THE SERVICE: There was one woman covering all the tables so she was stretched pretty thin. She generally wasn't very helpful - couldn't give any sort of direct answer when I asked how big the Small Cobb was. Once we ordered, it was hard to get her attention. 3-EGG SCRAMBLES & OMELETS * Corned Beef Scramble ($10.95) - 3.5 stars Not bad, a classic. OFF THE GRIDDLE * 3 Swedish pancakes ($7.95) - 3.5 stars Simple but these were light and moist. SOUPS & SALADS * Cobb Salad (Sm $8.95, Lg $10.95) - 3 stars Chicken was a bit dry. This was a large filling plate. read more

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We came here the morning of Super Bowl Sunday after the wait was too long down the street. Lauren was our server & she did a great job with 7 people & a baby. I had the Chief omelet & it was really good. I chomped it down hardcore! I was on the 28th day of a booze break & was definitely jealous of my friends' drinks. Love the old-school atmosphere. Recommended! read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - The Chief! - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Originally I heard a nasty rumor that this place was closing, and I felt a sense of urgency to get over there and try it before it was gone. It came through that it was just a rumor and not closing, but am I glad it lit a fire under my ass to get over there and try this place. It's my kind of place. I like the bar side. They never seems to be a shortage of customers there, but I do like it when it's half full. Full. Like to sit at the bar, and feed the jukebox the whole time I'm there. Yes I said jukebox. The bartenders are courteous and do their best to keep up with the crowd. It's a full bar, so you can get about any standard drink. They have a great food menu along with a late night menu so you can almost always get something to eat. The broaster chicken is delicious, and you can get home style sides like mashed potatoes and greens and JoJo's and biscuits. The other side has a small bar in the back and arcade games all over. This is easily that kind of place to spend hours of a day or all night. read more

The new arcade and bar are amazing. The new food menu - also amazing. Best deal in Ballard: "Buckets and Buckets" (6 piece fried chicken, 4 Ranier tall boys = $18!). But mostly, we'll be back regularly for the pinball, Cloudburst IPAs, & great service. 5 stars. read more

I am feeling so disgusted by this place; they are dishonest and unethical. I realized today that they added an additional tip to my bill. This is pure robbery and completely unacceptable. Of course, I called my credit card provider to report the fraud, but I will never come here again. My friends were shocked too and will also boycott the place. I understand that it might not be the owner's fault directly, but they still hire a thief. I would be more than happy to provide a copy of my receipt with the waiter's name if it can help them get rid of bad employees. read more

A solid neighborhood breakfast diner spot in Ballard! If you are not wanting to pay $15 for your waffles or pancakes, then you've come to the right place. I came in with some good friends, and I ended up getting the Ballard Smoke House Breakfast, with scrambled eggs, 2 pancakes and bacon. It was a pretty typical and filling breakfast, so nothing to complain about here. They also kept the coffee coming, and service was good. I'd definitely come back. The space is pretty large, and they have a bar next door as well. We had no problem getting a seat. Definitely worth a try if you're in the Ballard area. read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - Nom! - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I love this place. The food is consistent and delicious to me. I love the variety of breakfast and lunch food here. The eggs Benedict is amazing, so is the cobb salad. The customer service is also really great and thoughtful. I really enjoy the dining manager's presence and personality and customer service. She made my fiancé and I feel at home rather than just taken care of. It was a personable experience and I love this place for that. I recommend coming here if you don't mind a low key atmosphere. read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - Cobb salad - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

This review is long overdue! Fantastic low-cost cozy diner that serves consistently good food. A favorite between my fiancée and I, we usually go for their breakfast foods like the Eggs Benedict and the classic pancakes which are always served in portion sizes that leave us full and satisfied. The service always feels friendly and attentive, and while it can sometimes take a while for the food to hit our table, the servers always make things right and ensure our comfort. One waitress in particular, a lovely woman who I believe may have been the manager, has incredible customer service. A few months ago I decided to kickstart my birthday by getting breakfast here with my fiancée. When the food didn't hit our table in a timely manner, the waitress offered us complimentary and absolutely incredible coffee/hot chocolate beverages (her personal concoction) even though we never even complained! Service like this shouldn't go unnoticed. If you're in the area and craving some inexpensive and rich food, be sure to stop by! read more

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Deserves 5 stars but only giving 4 bec of all the tech wanna be hipsters that overwhelm this place on weekends. Stiff drinks , lots of regulars who will tell you AA is for quitters and a gin and tonic is gin with a splash of tonic.... oh and ring the bell see what happens :) Smoke shop !!! read more

Great place in Ballard for comfort food and brunch! Portion sizes are worth it for the price. Most dishes come with toast and a side of your choice. Service was prompt. read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - California burger with a side of tomato soup - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

The Ballard Smoke Shop is in the heart of Ballard and amongst many businesses, making it a great place to get a drink, meet friends or have a casual meal. Whether it's your first visit or you're 100th, this establishment will treat you like family and the food is heaven. There's no sign on the building so look for the sidewalk sandwich sign. They are a bit north on Ballard from the bell tower at the corner of Ballard & 22nd. I was on foot and got lost. When I called the restaurant, the bartender handed the phone to a regular who walked down to meet me in the rain and walked with me to the bar. Thank you Beth!!! They have the place split in two, the bar on the right and the restaurant on the left. You can order a meal in the bar if you wish. The bar has a jukebox that takes dollar bills and has hits from the 70's to now. They also have the only cigarette machine I've seen in 25 years. The 4 of us came in last night and had dinner in the bar. My friends had some cocktails that the bartender kept coming. Two ordered the prime rib sandwich with fries that they both reported was delicious. Another friend got spaghetti with meatballs and garlic toast, and he said the sauce was great. I ordered a Belgium waffle with bananas. They heated up the real maple syrup and had a heaping serving of whipped cream. It was perfect. I downed oj and milk with it like there was no tomorrow. At one point, one friend said, "You know the food is good because no one is talking." We were all consumed with stuffing our faces. The prices here are cheap. You can order yourself an entree starting at $7. Clearly, breakfast is served all day. I want to come back and eat more. My waffle was perfect, and my friends' sandwiches looked amazing. When "Sweet Caroline" started playing on the jukebox and a guy at the bar started singing the chorus and yelled at the rest of us to join in, it was natural to do so. The waiter, bartender and another gal (another bartender?) all came to our table several times to refill glasses and take care of us. They were all friendly and didn't mind I had taken off my soaked tennis shoes. Freaking rain was pouring. Love the orange lights wrapped around the bar, the pictures of boats and the sea, the darkened room, and the jovial regulars. Parking is a pain in this neighborhood. There's paid parking right in front and all around, it just fills up fast and stays that way on the weekends. You might have to hoof it from parking down on Shilshoe. Or take the bus or a taxi and save yourself from getting soaked like me. I will be back! read more

So glad I had my first Seattle breakfast in this quaint, retro-style diner! The moment I walked in the Smoke Shop, the staff has been super friendly and responsive to our needs. The food is also satisfyingly big-portioned and delicious. If you want a breakfast recommendation, try my order! My order of crab cake Benedict (~$13.99) was unique: instead of a biscuit, the poached egg rested on a steamed crab cake. The crab cake, which was the first one I had that wasn't fried, was a tasty component alone, and augmented with the perfectly poached egg and well-made hollandaise sauce! The accompanying hash brown was also nicely done and was perfect for cleaning up the plate of any leftover sauce from the Benedict. Even though I am not a morning person, I had a great morning experience because of this great breakfast diner that kickstarted it! If you are around the Ballard neighborhood or planning to visit the nearby lock, drop by here for a nice friendly breakfast! read more

Ballard Smoke Shop - Half order of crab cake Benedict breakfast special - Dive Bars Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Set your expectations before coming here and you'll have a fantastic time. Diner food. Diner attitudes. Very, very stiff and cheap drinks. What's not to like? Obviously it's not Canlis but I love this place. read more

I brought a group of friends here one early evening, not having read the fine (or any, for that matter) print on Yelp reviews prior to this. I realized my mistake in doing so the moment we walked into a bar where every other patron is old enough to be our grandparents (too early for all the other young whippersnappers to have wandered in, apparently). We sit down anyway, each order a drink, then make a quick and quiet exit, all the while under the lazing gaze of our elders. I see a number of reasons why people come here - when you want to hang out with old people, when you want to make fun of old people with your group of younguns, when you want to get incredibly drunk for dirt cheap, or some combination of the aforementioned. They're a no-nonsense place with no fancy or frilly drinks, and for about $5 you can get something like a cranberry vodka that's three parts vodka to one of cranberry (hey that's like 3x the drinks for half the price!). read more

Oh man...this place is AMAZING! I mean that half sincerely and half sarcastically. Okay, so I ended up coming here on Thanksgiving with my friend for "brunch" before we went to our real dinner. (What can I say? I always have room for pancakes.) I would have never known that this establishment was half bar (on the left) and half restaurant/diner (on the right) if I hadn't read the reviews on Yelp. Interesting. When I saw that it was located in downtown Ballard, I figured it was probably decent, seeing as most of the restaurants there seem fairly popular and respected. When we arrived, there were a bunch of drunk people smoking outside. Like the kind of people you imagine probably never left from the night before. You get my idea. We headed inside to the right (only just peeking in the bar to the left - I quickly shut the door when I saw a large man in overalls at the counter) and were immediately seated in a booth. The décor...was like something out of the "Jaws" movie. Think sad, alcoholic Fisherman themes. I mean, my friend was really amused by it because we are both from a "fisherman town" in CA (San Pedro), but this was something else. I'd compare it to the R&R in Twin Peaks, but I think the R&R was 100% cleaner and less depressing than this place. Regardless, it was open on Thanksgiving, and I wanted coffee and pancakes. My friend ordered an open-faced hot turkey sandwich, and I went with a short stack of buttermilk pancakes with a side of bacon. We split a butter horn (that we never actually touched). Believe it or not, this place's food is actually REALLY good considering what it looks like (and the clientele who frequent it). I think that turkey sandwich was probably just as tasty as any turkey we could have been having for Thanksgiving (we were heading to a vegetarian Thanksgiving meal). The sandwich was served with delicious mashed potatoes with gravy and really tasty green bean casserole. And I have to admit...the pancakes were fluffy and delicious. Tons of butter and syrup, bacon, what more could I ask for? The coffee was pretty terrible, but I really wasn't expecting all that much considering it's a diner. Our server was super friendly...and I don't know why this surprised me. Maybe it was because she was working on Thanksgiving? In any case, I was pleased with her attitude and level of attention. The clientele were just SAD. I mean, I had to laugh even at myself for being there on Thanksgiving. But some (older) people were actually there eating their Thanksgiving dinner (complete with pumpkin pie for dessert), and it was pretty depressing. Like you want to slit-your-wrists you feel so bad for them. I dunno, maybe they were perfectly happy being there...but I think I'd rather stay at home and drink a bunch of battery acid before end up at a place like this for my holiday meal. *sad* I'm not sure I'll ever frequent the bar (scary people inside)...but if I do, at least I'll take comfort in knowing that I can get a hearty meal at the diner afterwards! LOL. read more

I really hate to give this place a mediocre score, and furthermore am surprised that so many people have given good reviews. Who doesn't love breakfast? I sure don't want to know them. I was excited about finally trying this place as the kitschy look and feel of it would imply that it is a great breakfast spot. Feels like a blue collar side of the road diner type of place you'd find in South Dakota somewhere. The interior is minimal and a sure throwback; I admire the fact that it is on the Ballard strip but they stray away from trendifying it up. Though the service was great and friendly, this place unfortunately did not hit the mark for me or my friend at all. The eggs Benedict and hash browns were both equally bland. The hollandaise sauce was lackluster. The coffee, terrible. My friend was equally unimpressed. If you're looking for satisfying no thrills diner food, you won't really get it here. read more

The Smoke Shop is the absolute best. I spent part of my New Year's Eve here, and it was my favorite part of the night. Just super chill, sipping a drink, watching some American Ninja Warrior with some strangers. Kinda want to do it again this year. The best thing about the Smoke Shop is that it is my two favorite things in one... a dive bar on one side, and a diner on the other! I came here with a friend a few weeks ago when we were craving hash browns, and we had a delicious diner breakfast at a reasonable price. We decided to walk over to the bar side after our meal for one drink. There were a few people there (it was like...Saturday at 1pm) that were having a great time at the bar. One of the patrons decided to ring "THE BELL!" If you aren't familiar with it - if you ring the bell, you are saying that you will buy a shot for everyone in the bar. Our quick Saturday afternoon beer turned into a beer and a shot, and we made some new friends! All in all, Smoke Shop is a solid place to go get some great drinks, great service, and cheap food. Great for people watching. 10/10 would go any day. read more

Pretty cool old school dive. Food is great and reasonably priced. Service has been flat out bad every time I've been there, but maybe that's supposed to be part of its charm? Last time I was there, the bartender never bothered to see if we needed anything else after dropping our food and 1 drink each. We were there for at least an hour and a half. We would have ordered more drinks if he'd wanted the money, but we went somewhere else instead. Rounding up from 3.5 stars because the food really is good. read more

This review is of the lounge specifically, as I've never dined in the restaurant. Where does one even begin? I could rhapsodize about this place all day. It is the perfect dive bar, and quite possibly Seattle's finest drinking establishment. The room itself is fantastic. Rope lights cast a soft, golden glow over the horseshoe bar - lighting perfection. As one famous Seattleite put it - "not so bright as to show the wrinkles, not so dark as to make her think you're hiding something." You can post up at the bar for a conversation with a stranger, or stake your claim to one of the perimeter tables along the walls - there's not a bad seat in the house. Nautical regalia adorn the walls for some truly unique decor. The place is damn clean - but not so fussy as to stifle the beautifully casual vibe. The jukebox keeps things interesting, yet at a thoughtful volume as to ensure conversations can flourish. The crowd is, in a word, fantastic. A truly special buzz in this place. The times I've come here alone I've been content to people watch while nursing a boilermaker. Blue collar and white, cowboys and sailors - all mingling together over this shared, boozy bond. The common denominator seems to be joviality itself. People are simply happy to be here, as they should be. People here drink like they mean it - beers and shots, more beers and shots, and a few well made cocktails for good measure. The clientele, mercifully, skews a bit older than some of the other options in the neighborhood - ranging from late 20's to 60's beyond on the weekends. An honest to god melting pot, this place. The sound of spirited conversation bouncing off the walls is truly beautiful. The delightful bartenders will soon know you by name and make sure you always feel welcome. So keep fighting the good fight, Ballard Smoke Shop, and don't change for anybody. We love you just the way you are. read more

Food: Yes! Gotta love that great diner food! Your cooks are getting it all right. Service: What?! This tall brunette woman was trying to hide the fact she was very bored but doing a bad job of it. Was there earlier and she was very slow to serve me, sitting at the counter, being lazy. As a fellow server, I gotta say, I wish people could work harder for the great tips and pat they get in this city. Dissapointed because it just makes a place look bad. read more

Quaint old school diner feel. Family owned and operated. Don't be scared away by the dive bar appearance of the exterior. I have only been here for breakfast. I LOVE the scrambles. I am making my way through the list and loving each and every one. The hashbrowns are crispy and probably the best that I've had in town. Tasty per value is pretty high overall. Would give 4.5 stars if I could and if they speed up the kitchen a little bit when I am starving in the AM. read more

This place is probably past it's prime. It's a bizarre combo of half bar half restaurant, primarily catering to an older crowd. I had the chicken fried steak. While the service was great, the food wasnt a deal, wasn't the best, and the atmosphere is dated. I won't be back. I only walked through the bar section, but is very dark and a bit unusual. Wouldn't go there with friends either. read more

So I'm standing there in the bathroom peeing and singing the theme song of the Jeffersons when one of the regulars busts in. Whoops, does that door really lock? Anyway, I'm not one to allow company to stop me from relieving myself, because sometimes when Nature calls, she dials 9-1-1. And this fucker criticizes my singing. "You really shouldn't be singing. Your voice sucks," he says. "Oooh I love a man who talks dirty to me while he watches me urinate!" I respond. "I'm not watching," he says. "Would you like to?" I reply. *pause* *I begin singing again* "You really shouldn't sing. Your voice sucks," he tells me. Apparently this guy used to sing backups for the band Survivor. Well, at least I had a qualified music critic. Oh, and if you steal chocolate mints from the restaurant next door, they WILL catch you and make you pay for them. read more

Dear Ballard Smoke Shop, You Complete Me. Captain Sig from Deadliest Catch sat 2 stools down the bar from me. One of the bartenders, when asked what kind of beer they had, replied, "Just order a cocktail. We make 'em strong". Someone asked me, "Hey do you wanna be in my movie?". I politely declined. Darlene behind the bar makes a mean vodka soda and doesn't put up with any crap. Someone rang the bell. I think I bought some earrings. No, wait, that was my friend. I can't wait to go back. Maybe next time I'll remember leaving. read more

The bartender was wearing Jordache jeans and a t-shirt 2 sizes two small. Folks, we're halfway there. Stiff drinks, comfy, priced to own, suitable for framing, and a clientele who each deserve their own Saturday morning cartoon. I love the Smoke Shop. These are my drinks. These are my people. read more

My first visit to the Ballard Smoke Shop was a memorable experience! I loved it right off the bat just for it being it's own "yeah, this is us and we've been here forever" self. We sit and right there on the wall at our seat is written, "Smell my f*ck". (+1 star) During the first round of the jute box quarters, a regular turns to our group and compliments the music chosen. The country music. A giggle escapes on of the group as he reveals the last song in that string to be Cher. When the song comes on from across the bar you here: "what f*g put this on"...(points across table) (+1 star) For one of the best "Man, I look hot and love my" Mullets I've seen in a looong time (and getting a picture with him!!) (+1 star) The regulars (seriously, first name basis people..yeeears of their asses on those stools) talked to us, made sure we voted (oops), begged us not to vote for Hillary, regaled stories of Alaska, SF, and complimented my hair =) (+1 star) And the final, and most precious star goes to the regular who sells his homemade jewelry GIVING Drue the MOOSE POOP earrings on her way out. MOOSE POOP! for your EARS! oh yeah...and DRUE RANG THE BELL BETCHES! read more

I come from three known generations of clairvoyants. My Great-grandmother called it "My Psychics." as in, "My Psychics say you've been stealing beans from my handbag." (she went a little weird in the end). My Grandmother went by the nickname "Magic Millie", and claimed 85% accuracy. Reading out of her house and at various psychic fairs she was able to supplement her income with her amazing predictions. And my Mother... who believes that she can influence slot machines, my Dad, and EBay... but only when she really needs to. All three claimed to be empathic, and said that they were able to physically pick up on others emotions. If it were true... and I'm not saying it is... I'm glad I never took any of them within a block of the bar side of the Smoke Shop. They would have fallen to the ground empathically drunk, depressed, and lonely! This place is sad, it's grumpy, and has a line outside the bar at 6am. Some people will tell you that The Smoke Shop has "character"... I say... thank God my family had enough to go around so I don't have to go looking around here for some! I've only heard laughter in here once... and I was the one making it, as I left to count some freshly stolen handbag beans! If you're wondering why it has three stars... well... it grows on you. read more