We were VERY excited to go, especially after reading their website and all that it promised. Turned…read moreout to be a waste of time. Basically a small flea market with some marginal music. The Fenians performed and they were EXCELLENT. Other than that... nothing.
Prices:
First...They bang you for $8 to park. In a DRY, DUSTY, WIND-BLOWN lot, where you'll be SERIOUSLY sorry you washed your car the day before. By the time we left, the car looked like we'd taken a safari through Kenya.
NEXT: IT'S A FLEA MARKET. A SMALL flea market, at that. Not even a renaissance-type fair!
Nothing alluding to our Celtic history, other than a small handful of re-enactment-clad men at The Fenians show.
At least at renaissance fairs there's jousting, stage plays, games, rides, etc!
This was nothing more than a small flea market.
If we WANTED to go to a flea market, the amazing Rose Bowl Flea Market, one of the largest in the country, is only $9 each (senior rate) with FREE PARKING!! This "Irish" Fair held us up for $16 each. Yes, S I X T E E N dollars each (senior) It's TWENTY regular rate. And when I say 'held us up' I mean as in 'robbed.'
AND...BTW.........................CASH ONLY.
Don't have cash?
Lucky you! The operators of the "Irish Fair' are anything BUT "fair"!!!!!
There's an ATM right there at the ticket table. We can get cash!! Good news, yes?
WRONG.
Charging $4.95 SURCHARGE.
YES. You read that one correctly.
Now....try to remember the last time you used an ATM, even in a hotel, and you were charged FOUR NINETY FIVE for the privilege.
I can't. Not even The Bellagio charges that much.
Think about this....WHY do they charge this unethical, usurious, Mafia-shylock-rate?
Because they have you at a MAJOR disadvantage! They've GOT you where they want you.
Let me explain...the sheer DRIVE INTO THE PARK...once you enter Eldorado Park, you're still 9 or 10 minutes away from "the fair"...following a circuitous empty road until you find the dusty, wind-blown parking lot. So, while you're kicking yourself in the pants as you're staring, incredulously, at the $4.95 surcharge they're banging you with...you realize that it makes NO sense whatsoever to even THINK about an ATM somewhere outside the park.
This is the ONLY time-sensitive option the "IRISH FAIR" is giving you.
Pay the $4.95 or you're obviously not going in.
Cash only.
We call this FINANCIAL RAPE since they absolutely have you OVER A BARREL. There's simply NOWHERE else to go if you still want in.
Then once we GOT in, well....as I said...a thorough waste of time AND money.
OK....let's re-cap.....So far --- $32 entry + $8 parking...they've got us for $40 bucks before we even walked in. And if you're NOT a senior, they banged you for $20/ticket + $8 parking.
Next: Food.
$8 for a boat of FRENCH FRIES. HUH? Yes. You heard that correctly. For a few sliced POTATOES! Need I say amore?
Next:
Booths. Not that many, gotta tell ya. Again...IT'S A FLEA MARKET. And a SMALL one at THAT. NOTHING MORE. This is NOT a 'Fair' like you might be used to (Renaissance)...no games, rides, "Fair" people dressed in costume....
Now, if you WANT a FLEA MARKET...once again I say...THE ROSE BOWL...probably 100 times LARGER (NO EXAGGERATION) than THIS disingenuous financial scam and The Rose Bowl has FREE PARKING!!!
AND...we arrived near noon. By 3:00 we'd decided we'd had enough of this sham. And we noticed that MANY of the booths were already PACKED UP AND GONE. Empty tents, so we couldn't even tell what WAS being hawked there. BUT.........the event ran until 7PM!!
Save your money. This rip-off ALMOST made us embarrassed to be Irish. We were born and raised in New York, and the Irish-owned businesses we dealt with all our lives never attempted to bang us as bad as these alleged 'Irish' did.
BTW....I wanted to write this last Sunday night right after we got home. My wife, always the practical one, told me to wait a few days, thereby avoiding any 'knee-jerk' reaction since that wound was still very fresh.
So I did.
And after 5 days, yes, I'm STILL that pissed about being ripped off.
I'm SO proud of my lineage. Don't insult me with this sorry excuse for collecting money.
Once again, The Fenians were excellent. If you haven't heard their music, you should.
But if you're not really attached to your MONEY, by all means hand it over to the operators of this scam.
Personally, I'd rather burn it. I'd save gas and wear & tear on the car, as well as ANOTHER car wash.