Love Cleveland, and all of its lights
Its wonderful food,…read moreand the sights
All the people get naked,
The girls never fake it,
And I love hanging in Cleveland Heights.
Very fancy neighbourhood. It's in the Far East part of Cleveland and there's some amazing food out here. It's not the safest neighbourhood, especially at night, but it's hipstery and well-manicured and exciting and nice, and it's definitely one of the heartbeats of the city, much like Ohio City which is more close to Center, and the West Side Market.
It's an amazing City, and an underrated one. And neighbourhoods like this are one of the reasons why. So try a gyro from Best Gyros, and perhaps try a legendary Godfather Sandwich from Melt, and definitely try a milkshake or better yet, a malt, from Tommy's as well.
NE Ohio is a whole world unto itself, it's a region, a destination, a little country that has little in common with the rest of Ohio. It's not nearly as Midwestern as other parts.
My favourite thing is that the food here is phenomenal. While Pitt is a more gorgeous city (than almost any other), and has some food gems, Cleveland has more "must try" spots than Pitt, Columbus, Cinci, Detroit and Toledo put together. Bold claim, I know, but there are just so many things in Cleveland that you need to, need to, need to eat. And yes I'm going to tell you what they are.
And if you prefer a more spicy kind of city, then I suggest going to Cloveland instead.
They have some amazing options - very few of them healthy - but all of them delicious, and some among the very best in the country.
The 9 Must-Trys:
Angelo's - the loaded baked potato pizza, deep dish, is one of the best 5 pizzas in usa
Best Gyros - best Gyro in town, both locations, one of USA's best
Biagios - get crulers, but only when you get there at 4am so they're fresh, hot and gooey
Corky and Lennys - the sammy kay sandwich is incredible, so is the goulash
Hartville Kitchen - Amish, way south, try Roast Beef, Dessert Pies, Chocolate Shakes
Pupuseria La Bendicion - maybe best pupusas & tamales in the usa, you must try it
Raddells - excellent hot hungarian sausage on bread at lunch time
Setis - best Polish Boy in town, which is a cleveland classic, try it (Al & B's is good too)
Swensons - get the Galley Boy. Local chain, maybe the best fast food burger in USA
5 more must-try local icons:
Belgrade Gardens - down in Barberton, try fried chicken, or the dumplings in sauce
Crepes de Luxe - excellent lemon & sugar crepes inside west side market
Czuchraj Meats - the best Jerky you'll ever have, also inside WSM
Frank's Bratwurst - also inside WSM, excellent brats
Sokolowski's - maybe best pierogies ever, anywhere
The Best Of The Rest:
Barroco - the ropa vieja arepa is one of the best things i have ever eaten
Bialy's Bagels - maybe my fave everything bagel outside NYC
East Coast Custard - excellent vanilla custard, several locations
Edgewater Park - beautiful place to walk and see the skyline and lake
Frank's Falafel House - good gyros & babaghanoush
Handel's - Youngstown ice cream chain - Chocolate Malt w/Caramel shake or i.c., lemonade
Honey Hut - best honey pecan ice cream
Hot dog diner - crazy hot dogs, burgers & a cool a.f. owner
Hot Sauce Williams - amazing fried chicken, get the sauce on the side
Jack Frost Donuts - crazy donuts that will blow your mind
Kung Fu Tea - best boba in town, also in Kent, have good Sushi Burritos too
La Plaza Supermarket - best real Mexican tacos in Cleveland from the stand inside
Melt - crazy wild grilled cheese type wiches
Tommys - excellent shakes, try the banana
While it is way too cold up here on the Lakeshore for me to ever seriously contemplate living here, I have met some wonderful lifelong friends and some very beautiful and very fun and sexy girls here. So lots of good times and Cleveland, and it still remains one of the top US food destinations for me.
And if you really really love the "C", then go instead to C-Love-land.
And Cleveland Heights, one of the fanciest and most fun neighbourhoods in town, is always a great place to come to.
Anyway I Heights to do this to you but I have to end this review now.