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    Coco Bongo

    Coco Bongo

    3.1(372 reviews)
    2.5 km•Puerto Cancún
    •$$$

    This was one of the highlights of our trip! I don't think $90 with unlimited drinks is a lot to pay…read morefor the quality of the performances. It is very crowded and cramped which isn't necessarily a bad thing but if you don't like crowds then do not go here. They tried to sell us a table many times. I don't know how much extra a table would have been but it was fun being in the main area. The servers are carrying trays full of drinks through the crowds like champs! One thing that I liked is that they let you leave and come back. It can be sensory overload so stepping away for a bit broke up the evening, They gad music that appealed to everyone and the shows were great. I didn't like being asked if I wanted a table though ten times!

    This place feels outdated for what you pay to get in. If you don't purchase VIP or front-row…read moreseating, the entire seating situation can become chaotic. I paid for GOLD, arrived early, and still felt like getting a decent seat was nearly impossible. I was also expecting more of an actual disco or nightclub atmosphere, but it really isn't. Most guests remain seated throughout the show while a smaller group of people dance on the floor. That made me question the value of paying extra for VIP seating if you're essentially expected to sit most of the night anyway. Another major disappointment was the alcohol. For the prices being charged, I expected better-quality liquor, but what was served seemed very cheap -- definitely the kind of drinks that can leave you regretting them the next morning. Some of the performances were entertaining, but overall, I wouldn't compare the production quality or experience to what you would see in Las Vegas. The evening also felt poorly coordinated and disorganized in several areas. For the price, I expected a much more polished, upscale, and well-organized experience. Unfortunately, it did not live up to those expectations.

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    Coco Bongo
    Coco Bongo
    Coco Bongo - Interior

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    Dady'O - Our drinks with some shots!

    Dady'O

    4.0(29 reviews)
    9.9 km•Zona Hotelera
    •$$

    I was definitely a little hesitant about going to ANY club on the strip due to some of the negative…read moreTrip Advisor reviews... and while some of the issues were somewhat legit, my wife and I still had an amazing time here and it was exactly the kind of music I was looking to dance to. While I do wish they played a tad more reggaeton, they do classify as being a "top 40" club and the DJ lived up to that by playing a perfect blend of 120+ BPM pop, EDM, hip hop and Latin music. We got there about 10:40 and I guess they still hadn't open yet so Diego walked us straight into La Vaquita to get us a drink while we waited. Once Dady'O opened he walked us directly inside and hooked us up with a table! This wasn't included in our basic open bar tickets, but we weren't complaining! It was definitely nice to have and kept my wife comfortable throughout the night. Enrique was our bartender and while he did hit me up as we were leaving for yet another tip, he was great throughout the entire night and kept bringing us our drinks and rounds of shots for us and the tables next to us! Yes, there was a guy (don't believe an actual club employee though) who would ask as you left if you "needed anything", but thankfully I never had to talk to him as he was always busy when I walked by... but kids, just say no to drugs and you'll be alright! We're definitely coming back to do it again... however, I would bring a little extra cash since these guys really do take care of you when you take care of them.

    We thought we got suckered into some overpriced resort deal-- but 4 girls got bottles & unlimited…read moredrinks for $70/pp. BUT, literally this was the best $70 I ever spent on a night out... Didn't wait on any lines. Didn't have to go to the crowded bar. Was able to dance by our table and on the crowded dance floor. Staff all super nice & kept the drinks flowing. Music was basic AF (perfect). I'm still drunk writing this review and it's 9AM the next morning. You walk in and it feels like a cave. It's darkly lit. There are small tables surrounded a tiered dance floor. It started to get really crowded around 11:30 PM. I highly recommend for a girls night- such fun, dance-y music AND clean bathrooms w no lines (score?!? where all the girls at in Cancun?!). Do yourself a favor, though, and get some sort of deal otherwise you'll be waiting in line forevz.

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    Dady'O - Dady'o performance was the best part of the night

    Dady'o performance was the best part of the night

    Dady'O - La entrada ;)

    La entrada ;)

    Dady'O - Daddy O de día!

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    Daddy O de día!

    Captain Hook - Ship Party!

    Captain Hook

    3.0(8 reviews)
    1.7 km•Puerto Juárez
    •$$$

    This is one of several dinner cruises that you will find offered in Cancun. They advertise it like…read moreit is a show, but it is extremely cheesy and tacky. Basically, they have a group of performers dressed up as pirates and the captain (dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow without Disney's permission) makes random conversation making fun of his crew members, asking the audience where they are from, with simple dancing and lots of party music playing. They also play drinking games with the audience. The captain speaks in both English and Spanish so everyone is included. However, nothing he says is that interesting. It is mainly just an excuse to get everyone to drink and dance. The only part where they put a lot of effort and practice into it was a big choreographed sword fight at the end. Food was okay, though slightly limited due to being on a boat. Not recommended.

    RUN AWAY Not enough bad words to describe this tour…read more Packed like cattle. Literally no where to sit. No organization. People were literally standing up eating dinner because there were not enough seats. Buffet style line.. The "show" takes place on the center of the main deck. Most people have to watch the show via TV monitors posted around the ship because there is not adequate seating in the viewing area. When we boarded the ship we were directed upstairs. We went up and discovered there were no seats. I asked the crew where we were supposed to sit, the crew member just shrugged shoulders . I was given ONE drink during the entire 3 hours. Oh, I booked on line to avoid lines . But was placed in a 45 minute line when I arrived so I could pay the mandatory 14 dollar docking fee. Why wasn't this included with my purchase?!

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    Captain Hook
    Captain Hook - Battle begins!

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    Battle begins!

    Mandala - Views are amazing

    Mandala

    3.5(78 reviews)
    9.9 km•Zona Hotelera
    •$$$

    Location is excellent: a short taxi/ Uber ride from Presidente InterContinental Cancun resort…read more Service: our group of about 18 adults were greeted politely and efficiently as we checked in for our private party. You will pass through a metal detector and asked if you are carrying in any food or drinks ( not allowed) EVENT SPACES: The groom had reserved two private cabanas overlooking a semi private pool just steps from the beach. There was ample shade provided by sturdy patio III umbrellas, private casitas, each seating 10 adults. ATMOSPHERE: Common areas are look tired in the day light. I'm sure that the flaws are masked by the pool lights once the sun sets. Our private party was at the far end of the club; a 10x14' pool flanked by patio furniture in one side and 5 private cabanas on the other. The cabanas were set up living room style with a sofa, coffee table and cabinets for personal belongings. The view from one of the casitas was oceanfront making a lovely backdrop for photos. The music was obnoxiously loud most of the time with pounding bass. Our crowd was celebrating the Grooms and they a great time. In our case, the grooms were running a tab- open bar and order from an extensive bar menu. FOOD: Well presented and the guests seemed to enjoy it. My allergies were an obstacle to most of the menu, but I enjoyed the fruit OUR SERVERS were amazing. Taking orders and finding the guests was like wrangling cats but somehow they did an amazing job. This please is really suited for a 25-40 year old crowd. You know: the clubbing set. Would I recommend it for an older group? No. Was the event successful? The grooms were pleased, so we were also.

    This shit is so dead. The entrance fee was $36 USD and there was no one. I understand it's a Sunday…read morebut they should've had a discounted cover charge like $10 or 1:1 ratio free like Vegas. I'm super disappointed because their DJ played a few good songs, then played whatever he wanted. During that time, EVERYONE was sitting down. Like...read the room? I give a star to the person who was our waiter - super nice. Also, min drinks are $12...

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    Mandala - Plastic that I choked on

    Plastic that I choked on

    Mandala - Groom toast

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    Groom toast

    Zama

    Zama

    4.2(85 reviews)
    10.2 km•Isla Mujeres
    •$$

    Came to Zama during my vacation to cancun. Of all the beach clubs, this one by far was the most…read moreaffordable. The entrance fee was only like $10USD. The drinks were reasonably priced as well as the food. Our host was attentive and very polite. The beach ambiance was great; clean and free of clutter. One thing to note is you will get peddlers constantly trying to sell you merchandise but this is Mexico so its expected. However if you like cigars like I do, all the "Cubans" are fake so don't buy them. Will definitely come back to this relaxing spot for a day at the beach.

    Forgive me, but I must have missed something. One of the ads says "in this luxurious Beach club…read morefeatures infinity pools." This beach club is almost everything one would want to avoid in a beach club. + Filthy dressing rooms with smelly standing water underneath open slats of wood. + No locker service, but torn apart locker ruins containing people's personal belongings. + Two small, old swimming pools filled with drunks carrying glass bottles and wine glasses. Twice I watched a drunk drop a beer bottle and have it bounce on the cement. What happens when someone smashes a glass? Do they close the whole facility and drain the pool? + Tiny, postage stamp Beach area. Normally one would appreciate a location away from the city center, but this location is so far from the city center the only way to get here is 2 rent a vehicle or pay for a taxi. Based on the description in all of the ads, I expected something similar to services typical of at least a two-star hotel. maybe I came in with way too high expectations. I traveled to Isla mujeres from my beautiful hotel with its four glimmering pools, one of which was an actual infinity pool. Do not travel more than 15 minutes from your place of residence to get here or you will be disappointed. The food. The food was tasty and the food service met expectations. That's the reason for two stars rather than one. I had the Yucatan ceviche and the fried calamari with a side order of french fries. The ceviche was plentiful and tasted good. The fried calamari portion was tiny and was a bit squishy. The french fries tasted bland and we're stale.

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    Zama - Sign

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    Zama - Lobster

    Lobster

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    Closet de Láser - nightlife - Updated September 2026

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