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    4.0 (4 reviews)

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    I didn't try the food but the single serving cereal boxes made for a good pillow. Five stars for not strip searching me,

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    Goodhue County Jail

    Goodhue County Jail

    4.5(2 reviews)
    21.3 mi

    Hey--what can I say? The goodhue county jail wasn't too shabby. I mean, I'd live there the rest…read moreof my life if I got to choose where to dwell if I were condemned to prison life. Ya know, the best part of it was the fact that I ended up knowing some guys who I used to work with at Subway. I come in through the cell block and immediately eye on eye was established. Oh, the birds sung like the gypsies: twee twee tweedee dee dee doo DOO! That is not all. I mean, for having a bunch of felons, they were awfully nice. Like having a plethora of lawyers and counselors, I got legal advice from about 15 different inmates, all telling me the same thing while soothing my anxiety about the possibility of a becoming one of them. Whoever said felons don't have a soft side? You think this is all? Think not! I've got more: hell, there were cable tvs, your own shower, and get this--ping pong tables! Uh huh, yup, there is a GOD! Seriously, it was almost like a five-star luxury hotel, except.... uh oh, you ready for this? ...the food lowered the score to a three. Oh mighty mother of GOD: the food was awful! Terrible! Repugnant! After being locked up, hungry, cold, exhausted within a holding cell the size of your fist, all that was delivered to appease the pangs of stomach hunger was a cup size of milk, a rotting orange, and a MOCK REUBEN. Did you hear me? A MOCK REUBEN. I have no idea what the hell was in this slop of garbage, but it certainly wasn't the kind of Reuben Cecil makes. Nu-uh. Nozeree. In fact, I'm quite surprised I managed to classify the little bastard. I think...now, don't quote me, but there was ham, cheddar cheese, onion-kraut?--or something like sour kraut, and uh, butter (instead of thousand island dressing), all slammed together into a funny-looking, not pumpernickel, bread that was then pan fried to a burnt crisp...??! WTF? Now, I could have given this place a three all food items considered. But, I have to slap another star on--why you ask? Well, let me tell you: the shampoo brand they gave to us was named 'maximum security'! Who would have ever thought of a better shampoo brand to shove into the shower cell than that? It is as if they were inserting subliminal propaganda through advertising messages posted on the bottles they gave us, just to let us to know 'that we are watching you, son!' Genius, I say! Genius! Now, you tell me this: who wouldn't choose the Goodhue Country Jail for prison pleasure?

    when did they start frying the cat food? never mind your…read moretalkin about a different sandwich. deliciouso...the krout makes the flav.....yum yum

    Anoka County Jail

    Anoka County Jail

    2.8(10 reviews)
    40.0 mi

    had to go here pregnant because Erik Vinge and Austin Tauber wanted to play ring around the Rosie…read moreand the male officers were the most disgusting kind of male trash you could ever encounter. You would've thought the man who stepped on George Floyd's neck was a hero compared to these males. learn how to count and give out bins that have masks during covid instead of accusing me of stealing 3 of them. Mentally ill male police officers don't know how to count or fill a bin or understand English. And accuse you of stealing when as a female you're literally confined to a jail cell for 23 hours and they only let you out to watch Oprah or some other righteous disease show for an hour. Disgusting. They threw me in a cell with a recovering heroine addict who was withdrawing. I literally checked my entire bin. Male brain dead officers. the women are horrid. they are submissive to the male officers being abusive and this place needed to be investigated years ago. I wish this department would shut down instead of Minneapolis or anywhere else in Minnesota. Please please please if there is a local agent or government official reading this- Hennepin county needs to be investigated, very hesitant to submit this but hope what i'm doing is right. As for owing a $188 ticket that is more criminal than that old chief of police officer the tall white man who allows drunkies to crash around on the curbs of the sidewalks and steals mentally handicapped individuals bikes. Let's not forget the lovely homeless lady who camps out in the bushes occasionally time to time. This jail center is criminal. They threw me into a different cell from the waiting room and took away my cushy pad and PUSHED me in because I said no to answering questions nicely. CRIMINAL. All of you men should be ashamed and the lot of you are perverts. 5/5 stars for how genuinely horrid this place is, it doesn't get worse than ending up here, I'd rather sacrifice my self to joining Al Quida or a Jehovah witness cult church than ever communicate with one of these officers in this area ever again, specifically Anoka and Coon Rapids.

    CO's had Absolutely terrible manors and food/medical had no accommodations in regards for inmates…read morewith dietary restrictions / allergies. allergic or not your gonna get wheat and dairy. they will lie to blow you off and make comments like "is this a Denny's".

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    Hennepin County - Juvenile Detention Center

    Hennepin County - Juvenile Detention Center

    2.3(3 reviews)
    24.4 miDowntown Minneapolis

    The Juvenile Detention Center is an 87-bed secure detention facility for male and female offenders…read moreup to age 18 who are awaiting court disposition. In 2010, the JDC admitted more than 2,044 youths and had an average daily population of 40 residents. In addition to a safe and secure environment, a variety of educational programs and services are provided at the facility. Education classes are provided daily through a partnership with the Minneapolis Public Schools. Chaplains provide counseling and liaison services and conduct non-denominational worship services. A full-time medical team provides routine and emergency medical treatment. Hospitalization services are provided by the Hennepin County Medical Center. A variety of leisure and group exercise activities are available to residents. Psychological evaluation and testing are provided. Interns and volunteers provide youth and their families with ongoing support in the community that is necessary to remain law-abiding. The JDC is a division of the Hennepin County Department of Community Corrections and Rehabilitation. The JDC is located at 510 Park Avenue about one block west of the Metrodome in downtown Minneapolis. The only triangle building downtown!

    I'm confused on why they let the young adults only get phone calls one time a day and when they do…read morecall it's only for 2 seconds or 10 seconds are you guys trying to prove a point that because they made mistakes they can't talk to their loved ones outside of jail ?? mind you they are already locked up all day in a cell isolated in their thoughts thinking whatever I just don't understand these jails really need to do better this is not a good look at all everybody sounds like they got attitudes or they hate their jobs I just don't understand it us parents are very concerned about this matter

    Dakota County Jail - jailsandprisons - Updated July 2026

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