My fiancé and i had already decided to make our wedding a dreams tulum wedding from a previous visit the year before (oct 2020). We booked a week vaca to meet the wedding coordinators and tour the wedding venue locations on the property. We made an appointment a month prior to visiting with the dreams tulum wedding team (Victoria Arista, Landy Cahum). Our vacation dates were Oct 7-14 and initial appointment was for Oct 8th. Right when we landed on the 7th, Victoria emails us to reschedule our appointment "due to" other wedding going on. I'm not an overly fussy person but planning a wedding myself, i know it takes months and this should have been seen earlier and an appointment not made if they were that busy. She offers her apologies and askes if the 13th will do. This pretty much takes all the opportunities to use the time and space to plan our own dream wedding. So driving down the the resort when we landed has us pretty bummed out already. We get to the resort, 2 hours to check in, then the gentleman at the desk says "oh, we have a special room waiting for you", so maybe this is looking up again, we get excited as we already liked the room we booked (JR suite, which we stayed last time and loved the rooms) and now were getting a special room. The bell hop takes us to the most furthest back unit closer to the highway than the beach and the room is absolutely filthy. black mould in the bathroom, leaking water in the closet, bug carcasses on the floor. I went back to the concierge to ask for a room change to the original room we booked, They were all full he said. Day 1, not so great, its late and we just use a towel to mop up the bugs and I open my travel bottle of scotch.
Next morning we make the trek to the beach to enjoy the beautiful weather, its about 10am as we like our sleep-ins, a massive line at the pool bar, about 20min wait for drinks, so we bail on that and just grab a seat hoping for a server instead. not a single server all day. So im forced to wait 10-20min per round of drinks and because of this, everyone is ordering like 6 drinks a piece in the line, understandable since its that long to get another. We pop to the pool side snack hut and i order a pizza from the guy and he says "ok" then just leaves the hut for 15min and comes back and asks to take my order again. about 40min later my fiance and i have chips and cheese and a pizza, both of which were subpar, even for mexico. we have a laugh and tell eachother the buffet for lunch tomorrow. We enjoy the rest of the beautiful day on the beach, without drink service and call it a day. Back in the room by 5, changed and out for dinner by 6pm. We go to the italian place and they say 30min or so. Now for a fully booked resort (and it was truly fully booked) they had only 2 restaurants open a night so wait times were a nightmare, even for buffet, which this night they had closed and only 2 ala carts open. after about an hour i went back into the front door as we were loitering outside the door and asked how the table was coming, the woman replied that it shouldnt be too much longer. Another 30 min passes and she says 20min at most. 20min later, she tells me "someone else is sitting at my table". I reply "Like you sat someone down at my table instead of me or the table isnt ready yet because someone hasnt left?". She just repeats, "someone else is at your table". So due to the shit lunch and sun all day, im pretty hangry at this point and my fiance is even more upset waiting 2 hours for dinner. I ask to speak to someone else, she grabs another gent and he says, "come with me" and seats us at one of the many empty tables in the restaurant. about 30 min late a waiter finally comes out with bread and as we try and make our drink and food order, he says :ill be right back for your order". 20min later he finally comes back and takes our drink and food order, 15min after that our food comes and no drink. Eventually he comes to see how the food is and to bring next course than asks us if we want a drink, keep in mind there isnt even water on the table yet. Absolutely nightmare. my fiance and i get back to the room and ask eachother if we can really ask 80 people to pay $2400 each to come here?????
Next day we tour the wedding venues ourselves and and shake off the day before. We tour for an hour or so and then head to the beach, this time we took our own big cups because again, no servers on beach or pool. For lunch we skip out on the pool snack bar and head to buffet, my fiance is in a bando tube top looking item and i respect sometimes a little more is needed, we ask if its ok and the lady greets us and seats us. I look around and multiple women were in sarongs and bikini tops and gents in T's with swim shorts. So seems all good, we get up to grab plates and start getting our food, on the way to sit down the same woman who seated us tells us we have to go.
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