My review is for the food mainly. I haven't been here for a few years and especially now that I…read morelive further. Came here after my friend told me about the half off food til 3pm that I never knew about since I would normally go for the dancers. I had the fried lobster tail with seafood rice ($16), it was pretty good and keep in mind that the lobster is battered and fried so that tail is DONE. I also ordered Chicken Alfredo pasta to go ($9), I had a couple of bites and it was well flavored. Overall, each dish was a good amount, all of the staff were friendly and quick, good music were playing, and there were plenty of dancers. Try for happy hour!

Wednesday Night - we came for the food (really) good company had us hanging around even longer. If…read moreyou are trying to be here just for food definitely get in before 6p and avoid the entrance fee. At that time, music is blasting but very little entertainment is set up. Ambiance: lots of space and variety of seating area. If you come with a big group be ready to play some version of Tetris to get tables and chairs situated. A few tables are bolted to the floor. On this Wednesday the music was all over but kept away from anything current and no r&b, hip hop, reggae, bachata, reggaetone - no minority music. Dancers seemed to use it as background noise as one could be seen with earplugs. But it wasn't too loud so it wasn't hard to hear conversations that were happening at the table. (3) Food: we came for the "TOOTSIE'S WORLD FAMOUS FRIED LOBSTER TAIL...SERVED ATOP OUR SPECIALTY SEAFOOD RICE. Friends that are police officers raved about all the food but specially about the lobster. Table started with nachos - huge and plenty for everyone to share. Coconut shrimp that was excellent but hot/cold thoughts on the sauce. The wings were the last appetizer to come out but some came out after several entrees made it to the table. Steak was amazing. I can only assume lobster is better if you're an officer. There was a big variety in the sizes that came to the table. I'm again assuming the cooks didn't know they were going to the same table. This was the same with the amount of rice. While lobster was flavorful for all there was a wide range in the amount of seasonings for the rice and some being overcooked. Tasting like someone scrapped the bottom of one old pot and then mixed it with a fresh batch?! (3/4) Service: Our group first walked in with 7 and it got bigger. We have one lovely woman take care of us the whole night. This was a lot for one person. She got our drinks very quickly but food orders came much slower. It wasn't until the first 2 in our group were ready to leave did me learn that all orders - now over 12 were all together. (3)

They need to update their porn movies and get new TV's, great little secret hideaway but wouldn't…read moreeat the food there

1 Review - Not how clubs in Miami are supposed to operate…read more I've been to plenty of clubs in Miami and South Beach, so I know what's normal and what's not. This place is not it. Right from the start, the pricing felt intentionally unclear. Drinks were pushed immediately at $20 cash / $30 card with no real explanation, and it set the tone for the rest of the night. The biggest issue was how aggressive everything felt. Entertainers came up almost instantly and kept pushing for dances in a way that didn't feel optional. There was persistent pressure, and at times physical contact that crossed into uncomfortable territory without clear consent. It felt less like a nightlife experience and more like a system designed to get money out of you as fast as possible. I've never had this kind of experience at other spots in the area. Most places at least give you space to enjoy yourself and decide how you want to spend your money--this did not. If you're visiting Miami and looking for a good time, there are much better, more professional places to go. This one felt misleading and not worth it.

The good - there are many Latin woman that are good looking…read more The bad - the staff is rude, the strippers are allowed to ask for "tips" without any restrictions or rules. They come around over and over without even dancing and ask you for a tip. If you are eating, the girls don't care, if you are trying to have a convo with someone, try don't care! Very rude and if you don't give them money, they tell the bouncer and you get kicked out the table or even the club. You can spend $100 in less than an hour by just the endless mandatory tipping! I have been going to this club for years and it use to be laid back and the girls use to sit and talk to you. Now it's all tip after tip.. And that's it.

NOT A NUDE CLUB. OVER PRICED. SAVE YOUR MONEY…read more $20 for parking. $40 per person at the door even though I called and was told it's $10 a person. The dancers don't get nude on stage.

Glenda was our bartender and was absolutely great! loved the vibe of the club will def be returning…read moresoon!

My friends and I used to go here every 2 weeks. The dancers are gorgeous and the servers and…read moresecurity guys are very nice and accommodating. They even remember our names. But ever since the new ownership took over the pricing structure is just insane. My bottom shelf single whisky is now $25 and it now cost $25 to access the lap dance area plus $20 for the dance itself. And you have to pay that access fee every single time you go back there. Guess I need to make a lot more money or find another club to go to now.

Another Miami "strip club" where the dancers on the stage don't really do any stripping. Most just…read morewalk around the pole fully clothed, with only a few actually doing any type of pole dancing at all. None got fully nude, only a couple removed their tops. Apparently if you want to actually see any of them naked, your options are private dances (3 songs for $100), some mid level VIP room ($500 for half hour), or the actual VIP room ($1,000 for an hour plus tips). So, I paid $20 per person to enter, $20 to park, and $14 per drink, for basically nothing.

Theyre good id go back its nothing magical but its pretty good. Good staff there too id come back…read moreforsure

Buen lugar muy buena attention de la muchacha q cobra la puerta arlety y la mecera susy la mejor se…read morelas recommend

This place is amazing! I had a fabulous time smoking hookah and drinking red bulls. The staff is…read moresuper friendly, the bartenders are attentive and the DJ plays great music. Will come again, highly recommend.

Beautiful place, food,service, everything, and will be there every time I can, especially for foodread more

* * * ARIEL THE MANAGER HAS TO GO ! ! ! * * * I just stopped…read morefrequenting this club as a customer since I don't appreciate anyone screaming at me. This guy treat the girls and bartenders like trash, long time girls China and Camila no longer work there, customers feel uncomfortable, some of my friends/regulars feel the same way as me, because of this guy. We no longer feel welcome at all! Where did Steve (owner) dig this classless, incompetent manager, with no people skills, from?

The ladies pictured in their marketing photos are not as enchanting in person, but it's your only…read moreoption in South Beach. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is friendly, and it's a convenient place to blow off a little steam. This club's owner, Leroy, gave me some mentorship when I was having a hard time in my 20's. I will always promote this man. He is what you want as a representative of this industry. Club Madonna has beautiful All-Nude dancers, excellent lighting, and a staff that puts the cherry on top. I wish I went more while Leroy was there a lot. Club Madonna will always be one of my favorite spots. This place has been in South Beach, Florida, for more than 2 decades, but I still revere Club Madonna. I recommend going to VIP for more privacy in this strip club. The strippers aren't too overbearing - just incredible for the most part. I bet it will be the 1st strip club you've been to where the waitresses look better than the All-Nude dancers. Very relaxing and high-ranking erotic dancer here. Managers care, and customers are respectful. Also, the most charming waitresses in South Florida; seductive strippers that give table strip teases. One of my favorites. Clean time with lots of alluring personalities. Some nights, Club Madonna has HOT erotic dancers everywhere; so professional, pleasant, and informing, not stuck up or money-hungry most of the time. Wonderful people, excellent staff, they welcome you with open arms.

You don't need liquor to have a blast at this place! The ladies are beautiful, and they let you get…read moreaway with a lot on that stage lol They just redecorated the place, there's cool pop art paintings and trippy paintings too. My favorite pieces are the BOOTY STATUES by some dude named CatDaddyDollars There's a pool table inside and lap dances are only 25 bucks... i mean come on! idk why this place has bad reviews but i'm definitely coming back