In celebration of our anniversary, I decided I would book a hot air balloon ride for Jamie W. and me on our little vacation to Santa Fe. Now I know Albuquerque is famous for their annual balloon festival, but that's in October. And it's in Albuquerque which is over an hour away. So without much common sense, I decided to book this outfit based outside of Taos because I figured we could hang in Taos after the ride. What I didn't know was that we needed to meet the balloon operator at 5:15AM and that it was a ninety-minute drive from Santa Fe which meant we had to pop out of bed at 3AM to take showers because...
Hey, we were going to be cloistered in a small basket with four strangers for over an hour. Where's the Ban roll-on when they need it, I mean I... Anyway, miraculously, we made it on time to the deserted gas station that was identified as our meeting spot. We followed him to his "office" where the van was being outfitted for our drive over bumpy terrain to a ledge overlooking the Rio Grande. It was quite a production to unfold a 400-lbs balloon and inflate it for lift-off. Once aboard, it was eerily quiet except for the blasts of flame-induced hot air that controlled our elevation. We followed the river downstream where he performed his signature move.
That would be the Splash & Dash, where he skims the surface of the water with the bottom of the basket. His other novelty act was allowing us to blow bubbles once we were completely airborne. We landed gently in an open field where we were put to work in deflating and folding the balloon up again to store on the van. We ended our adventure with a stop next to the Rio Grande Gorge Bridge, the tenth highest bridge in the country, where they treated us to a harvest of cheese, crackers, mixed nuts, strawberries dipped in chocolate, and plastic cups of Cook's champagne. Hey, we're not in Napa Valley, OK? Happy Anniversary, Jamie!
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