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    Fuckoffee

    4.4 (119 reviews)
    InexpensiveCoffee & Tea, Sandwiches
    Open 7:00 am - 7:00 pm

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    FUCKOFFEE ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Hipster
    Dogs allowed
    Good for working

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    Lynn H.

    Good coffee. friendly staff amusing name highly recommend. I went in fit the name and the back story of the fuss it caused is worth the visit in itself alone

    Tammy W.

    Love love love love love this place! Super cute and relaxing to hangout in, an instant cheering up of the mood upon walking in, and the coffee is slap your momma good! Love the funny theme and the decaf chucky! I will go back anytime I am London! The perfect coffee show does exist and this place is it!!!!!!!!!

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    L H.

    What a fun place. Good coffee. Nice staff. The store is brightly lit and cheerfully decorated. I bought a few coffee mugs and they came in the best shopping bags ever

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    Victoria P.

    Came to visit London and saw this place. Very sweet people, yummy drinks and breakfast items. The ambiance was so unique and fun.

    Millionaires short bread. Very good.
    Daniel B.

    Awesome little coffee shop with great bakery items and very friendly employees. I don't drink coffee so I can't comment on the coffee. The caramel salt brownie was so good and gooey. There are lots of other bakery items too like shortbread, muffins, and other pastries. If you drink coffee or like baked good you must check this place out.

    Sandra P.

    Great and funky place to get a cup of coffee and small bite to eat. A few outdoor tables as well. Super relaxed atmosphere and friendly service.

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    Such a cute spot with a fun vibe! Love the decore and the music. A true spot for people watching. Staff are welcoming.

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    2 years ago

    Great coffee, friendly and fun staff, lots of seating. Great place to pop in for a pick me up!

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    2 years ago

    Repeat customer here. Never had any problems and the coffee is quite good for a small shop that does all of its business through take out.

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    2 years ago

    Great find!! Excellent space, great staff! Oh, and the coffee is amazing!! Love the name and the sense of humour!

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    The coffee was great. The service quick. The name is quite catchy. Love it! I'm from America and have told my friends about it already.

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    Probably one of the best coffee places I've ever been to! Highly recommend it, great service and coffee

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    Review Highlights - Fuckoffee

    Bermondsey Street is such a boutique alleyway, and there should be strong competition for a fine coffee along here.

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    Earls Sandwiches - Behind the glass

    Earls Sandwiches

    4.7(3 reviews)
    0.9 miAldgate

    This was my favorite lunch place when I was working in the area. It's a small space, almost…read moreexclusively takeaway, so it often looks like there's a long queue, but don't let that discourage you, as the staff are quick and efficient. They're also really nice and polite. Over the course of several visits, I tried the sirloin special, the coronation chicken, the chicken escalope, and the chicken/bacon/sweet corn sandwiches. I also tried the scotch eggs. My favorite was the coronation chicken, which I'd never had before (I don't think we have it in the States), but everything I tried was tasty and I'd be happy to have all of them again. The sandwiches are pretty reasonably priced at under £6, which is nice for an area where it's easy to spend the same amount on a cup of coffee and a muffin. I've always been in and out of the shop in just a few minutes, even when it's busy. Their prime lunch traffic seems to come around 12:30 and later; it was pretty empty the 1 time I went at 12. I've always been able to pay with my American bank card without any issues. Definitely recommend this place if you need lunch in the area! They also have breakfast, although I've never tried it.

    Best sandwich place around here. Their chicken escalope on granary bap is my personal favourite…read more Worth the walk if you are further away but lucky for me it's on my doorstep.

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    Earls Sandwiches - Sandwiches

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    Earls Sandwiches - 3/4 of a coronation chicken sandwich, scotch egg with mustard

    3/4 of a coronation chicken sandwich, scotch egg with mustard

    Earls Sandwiches - Chicken, sweet corn, and bacon sandwich on a baguette

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    Chicken, sweet corn, and bacon sandwich on a baguette

    Borough Market - black pig - amazing

    Borough Market

    4.6(2.2k reviews)
    0.6 miLondon Bridge
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    i love a good market and borough market is one of those places where there are so many different…read morethings to try you honestly don't even know where to start what we got: - wild mushroom risotto - fish and chips from fish! kitchen - pistachio cannoli from gastronomica market we came on a bank holiday and i was honestly surprised it wasn't insanely crowded. the lines moved pretty quickly and we didn't have to wait too long for food either. seating was definitely packed, but we got lucky and managed to snag a table after hovering around for a bit. everything we tried was delicious. the risotto was super creamy and comforting, the fish and chips were crispy and fresh, and the pistachio cannoli was the perfect sweet treat to end everything with. definitely one of those spots i'd come back to just to keep trying more food stalls.-

    Definitely a must if you're in london but it's very easy to get over-stimulated and lost in my…read moreopinion because it gets super packed. I went in 2 different times: saturday at 3pm and wednesday at 10am. Two completely different vibes. I tried the famous sandwich from the black pig, viral chocolate covered strawberries and bread ahead. Black pig - the best one sandwich: it was AMAZING!!! I was a bit scared to get this since i was by myself but let me tell you, it was not heavy as i expected it to be. Just delicious overall and would totally recommend. Chocolate strawberries: I love strawberries and chocolate but definitely think you can find cheaper alternatives anywhere in london. Bread Ahead: my new favorite pastry place. I pretty much got a donut from this place (not this location) everyday because the black currant cheesecake donut was that good. I got the tiramisu and crème brûlée donut which my brother liked and i wish i could've tasted them before they went bad but anyways, I would totally recommend the donuts from here! Their chocolate chips cookies are HUGE and delicious as well. This was probably one of my favorite markets!

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    Borough Market - All three flavors of meat rolls. Favorite was the traditional roll and the Lamb.

    All three flavors of meat rolls. Favorite was the traditional roll and the Lamb.

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    Borough Market - "The Good One" from Black Pig. Fabulous flavor bomb!

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    "The Good One" from Black Pig. Fabulous flavor bomb!

    Fine Foods - Locanda del Melo - The best spaghetti bolognese in town!

    Fine Foods - Locanda del Melo

    4.7(29 reviews)
    0.1 miBorough
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    Yep. We were staying across the street at the Residence Inn. We passed the restaurant several times…read moreduring the day and also in the evening. By day, it wasn't so exciting looking. By night, it looked warm and inviting. But we never judge books by their covers. That's a fool's errand. Instead, we look at yelp and then at other reviews that the reviewers wrote. What we read was intriguing enough to walk across the street and in the door. There was one table in use when we walked in. We asked for a table and were led to the back room and told to take the two-top of our choice. A young woman, who was apparently being trained shared the responsibility of taking care of us under the tutelage of an experienced server. They were both wonderful although my wife told me to quit joking with the younger server because she could see that I was causing confusion or consternation or both. We ordered: Minestrone Soup - 5 - THE BEST Minestrone Soup that we've EVER HAD, EVER! Pappardelle with Pork Ragu - 5 - OMG, the PASTA! Ribbons of perfection. And the Ragu was pretty darned good too. Gamberoni Fregula - 5 - Never really a fan of couscous, Fregula is similar with the primary difference that it is made by hand rather than by machine. It was the perfect support and accompaniment for the large Prawns on top of the dish. Spinach - 5 - We needed some kind of veg besides what we got in the soup and this simple spinach dish hit the spot. Bread & Oil - 5 - It was good enough to take the leftover bread home with us to toast and butter the next morning. Apple Fruit Tart - 5 - Flakey, buttery and just the right sweetness to support the apple which still had a bite to it. And of course, the Vanilla Ice Cream was good too. Tiramisu - 5 - They have permanently ruined all future Tiramisu for us. No one has ever made such a delicious creation. It was NOT packed with drunken Lady Fingers. It may have only had three or four suspended in a creamy custard held together by a lovely thin tuille and then dusted in cocoa. We were seriously thinking about going back just to have Minestrone Soup and Tiramisu but decided that we had to try some of the other restaurants nearby. We did go to another Italian restaurant nearby and were so disappointed. That restaurant had shared tables and when we saw how disappointed our seatmates were with their orders, we suggested to them to go to Locanda del Melo for the Tiramisu and all would be better. They were intrigued so we walked them over and said our good nights as they entered the restaurant.

    My initial review below from three years ago stands: wonderful experience!…read more However, the most recent dinner experience with my friend 2 weeks ago dampened it. The owner/manager was super jovial when we stepped in and during dinner. Wonderful food as always and an excellent Falanghina pairing. My friend enjoyed her tiramisu. Very good service. At leaving, I asked for one of the Italian chocolate bonbons priced at £1.50. And since I didn't have cash (it's 2026 for God's sake get over it ), that same owner/manager mood switched FAST. Suddenly there was a scowl and MOOD when he got the card machine. Didn't even respond when we said thank you as we left. We had spent almost £90 between the two of us. If we were in Italy, we would get the friggin bonbon or limoncello on the house. Once again crappy customer service rears its head. Shame on you. 3 years ago: Like others have said, what a great little spot, tucked away on a quiet street. Italians run the place so you know it's genuine. Cozy, quick service, very amiable (and a quite attractive waiter from Palermo!) My friend and I split the crab pasta, cod with lentils and the chocolate fondant. The pasta was fresh and perfectly al dente, with a delicious buttery flavour. The cod was plump and juicy, expertly cooked, and I was delighted with the huge amount of lentils. A treat! The fondant could be plated differently- honestly it looks like a poop smear- but it was utterly delicious to end the night, with a dollop of vanilla ice cream. The wine carafe was a bit too expensive at £23 (!!) but the suggested dry white wine choice from Sardinia was delicious. Overall a wonderful experience and I would return.

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    Fine Foods - Locanda del Melo - Dining Room

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    Fine Foods - Locanda del Melo - Tiramisu

    Tiramisu

    Fine Foods - Locanda del Melo - View from the Residence Inn at London Bridge. If you're staying there, it's a no brainer, swing over to be pleasantly surprised.

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    View from the Residence Inn at London Bridge. If you're staying there, it's a no brainer, swing over to be pleasantly surprised.

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