What a gem! Funk House was exactly the kind of place that makes you want to chill outside while eating and relaxing after 600 steps up and down the cathedral. Everything we tried was absolutely delicious--the cheeses were rich in the Croque Monsieur and flavorful, they were silky and comforting, and every bite tasted like someone in the kitchen genuinely cared. The service was just as wonderful; our server was warm, attentive, cute AF and made us feel right at home. The outdoor seating was perfect for people-watching, which, let's be honest, These German guys are super handsome. Köln did not disappoint... I don't know what they're putting in the water here, but Germans really do make strolling down the street look like a model show. Anyways, whatever you do, save room for the chocolate soufflé. It rose higher than my self-control and disappeared faster than my promise to "just have one bite." A fantastic meal, great atmosphere, and definitely a place I'll happily return to! read more

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Funkhaus has a very impressive selection of items on their menu, but I settled with the German Metballs. I can certainly see why they stay busy given their menu items and location. read more

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What a pleasant surprise! Given the restaurant's location in a bustling tourist area (next to the Cathedral) we weren't expecting much, but our meals completely exceeded expectations. The standout dish was the duck breast. My wife had the chicken with curry sauce, garbanzo beans and pumpkin. The servings are hefty and enough for two people. Also, the food was absolutely delicious! The Dinning room is spacious, modern and decorated with paintings. read more

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We really enjoyed the KÖNIGSBERGER KLOPSE - German meatballs in caper sauce with deep fried capers, pickled beets & basmati rice. It was very good. The meatballs were very tasty. The rice was perfect. We had a Hugo to drink. It was similar to a mojito, I thought. Highly recommend! read more

Best meal in Cologne. Great server, food and finally some good coffee. Restaurant is busy, so not for you if in a hurry.

My friend and I were meandering around Cologne to find a place to grab dinner when we happened upon Funkhaus. A very nice storefront, to be sure! They still had their breakfast menus on display out front, but they had dinner menus inside. I ordered the Kalbsragout which is described as "braised veal cubes in cream / fried mushrooms / green asparagus / tagliatelle". Yep! It was exactly that, and it was DELICIOUS! Washed it down with an amazing Whiskey Sour and a red wine. Dessert, I think, was a Cappuccino. [A Word on Cappuccinos: Apparently, cappuccino is a breakfast drink. This is the first I ever heard of that. But the waiter succumbed to my request and got me one anyway.] All-in-all an excellent find, and I'm definitely coming back here again to get more of that sweet sweet Kalbsragout! read more

The mixology at this place is just as amazing as their customer service! We went here each night and became locals each time! My husband also accidentally slurped a Carolina Reaper shot of concentrate meant to 'top off as needed' his already well spiced Mezcal cocktail. Thank you for giving him the milk. Stay haut, Funkhaus. We shall return! read more

My daughter and I visited cologne from the US (we are Asian) and she researched to have lunch at this restaurant. We walked in asking for table for 2 and the 1st lady server just replied "seat anywhere" and left. So we found a seat towards the end of the restaurant. This place is very popular and busy. When the 2nd lady server started speaking to us in German, we asked if she speaks English. She replied rudely "NO!" and gestured us to look at menu and walked away! So we had to point at the items on the menu to communicate with her. We ordered the lentil soup and the truffle pasta which turned out great. Upon paying my bill, the same lady who claimed she couldn't speak English suddenly asked if I want to tip her 5% or 10%.. in English (no option for no tip. I'm not sure if it's because we were paying by credit card because I didn't see her asking anyone for tip. This was our 4th day in Amsterdam and Germany and no restaurant has asked us for tip! To think that we had to tip for such lousy service was ironic Food was good but will never return... if we ever come back to visit this place again! read more

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Wonderful atmosphere, food and drinks. We had lunch and beer. Very enjoyable. We loved reading about the history of the building too.

Do you ever wander into a place based on the fact you just want to get out of the cold and all of sudden you realize you are in heaven? Well the minute we set foot inside the door of Funk-house we knew we were in for a great treat. It was breakfast time and this place was hopping. Of course Covid 2-G plus rules are enforced for everyone's safety. There were many choices, some sensible and some just plain indulgent! We ordered pancakes, Musili and fruit, eggs and bacon. A little bit of this and a little bit of that. Of course Kaffe and cappuccino as well. Timely staff and great food. I highly recommend this smart restaurant set near the Cathedral. Perfect! read more

Their website says they serve breakfast until 11:30 pm....They do NOT.... it's 11:30 am. When I asked for the breakfast menu at 12:30 pm, he said no breakfast. I told him the website says 11:30 am.... His response... "Who had breakfast until 11:30 pm?"... read more

Funkhaus - Incorrect breakfast times... - Bars Near Me - Cologne, NW

Solid vibe! Great service that informed us of the history of Funkhaus. Food was good too.

i always eat one or two meals. it is classic german food. and affordable. never mind that tourists stop in. they do not linger. the service can be iffy, even rude. be forewarned. read more

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Why it's good: + great location. It's right in the market square by the cathedral. We went on a tour and was then able to have lunch there. + Great outdoor seating area....but that's like all European places. + they take credit card! + Food was really good. they had a large and varied menu. Some of us got a salad, some got pasta, and no matter what we got, it was all very delicious. Pricing was reasonable for the food we received. + English translation is already on the menu right under German. read more

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This place is no good. Service is Terrible and waiters will make racist comments to your face. Unprofessional read more

Funkhaus - If you are none white or black: this is the place for you. If you are Asian; this place is racist as it could be. Would not be back - Bars Near Me - Cologne, NW

Great breakfast options, I had one of the hollandaise offerings and was thoroughly impressed! The staff was very attentive and worked with my limited German. They do have English language menus and staff have a good mastery of the English language. This place is situated on a corner so great traffic and decor was very contemporary. read more

Nice restaurant... had the veal it was fantastic. Gin tonic was also very good. Service was good. read more

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Came here for a light breakfast this morning. Coffee, availability of caffeine free coffee and soymilk, and servers' uniforms were good! Too pricey though, really; & the croissant, which was eight times the price you can buy it for by yourself at a grocery store's bakery, was burnt. read more

Funkhaus - They have caffeine free coffee! And soymilk! €3 for both. €2.10 for a croissant... And it was burnt. - Bars Near Me - Cologne, NW

During our recent trip to Germany we stopped over in Cologne. We stepped out of the central railway station (Koln Hauptbahnhof), and bam! The Cathedral was right there, in all its glory. And just a block or two away, we found Funkhaus Café. This recently renovated stylish café offers a variety of salads, sandwiches, and classic dishes along with cakes and pastries. Dora here. Don't forget breakfast and coffee! Just look at this place. Not many people sitting inside because the weather's so beautiful! Try to spot my guy in the next picture. See him? Back to Ernie...Since I had a large lunch, for dinner I ordered Lentil Soup with smoked duck breast. Outstanding, with the lentil being cooked just enough to have a little bite but not mushy, and the thinly sliced duck breast was tender, tasty, and the perfect accompaniment to the soup. This was just the right dish to end a very busy day. Dora here. The Goulash Spätzle was calling my name. Rather loudly. :) Doesn't that look oh-so-yummy? Well, my friends, it was! My first time ever eating Spätzle, and those noodles were so buttery and soft, the meat so tender...I want to go back to Cologne just for the goulash! And to gasp at that stunning cathedral. Oh, let's not forget about the ice cream! Check this out. We capped off an awesome day with ice cream from Eiscafe Brede. A walk-up with loads of outside seating and they offer almost any variety of ice cream that you can imagine. (Dora here. Not sure we ever could have imagined this! And if you're walking from the train station, just a warning, it's a bit of a trek. Phew!) We both chose the Spaghetti Ice Cream, mine with strawberries and Dora's with chocolate, of course. Now this was definitely a different bowl of ice cream. Just looking at it from a distance, it almost looks like real spaghetti. But as soon as you dig into this dessert, you soon realize that it is creamy delicious ice cream. Dora here. It only took one bite for you to realize, Ernie? Took me the whole bowl. lol. Soooo good! People might've stared at me for licking the bowl. \o/ Definitely five forks out of five for both the restaurant and the ice cream! ~Ernie & Dora Hiers, Fiction Faith & Foodies Blog read more

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This was an excellent restaurant. Walked in off the street and had exceptional service, a really broad menu Excellent food. The truffle pasta was awesome as well as the desserts! I cannot recommend this place enough --after 10 days in Europe through multiple cities. This was one of the best dining experiences we've had. Truly a must see. read more

Every dish we had at funkhaus was excellent. We went back twice during our short stay in Cologne, particularly because we wanted a warm breakfast. They cook the meats and veggies just right, and everything is very delicate but not very expensive, at least compared to the rest of Europe. The unfiltered apple juice was amazing. I would trust anything on their food menu to be good. read more

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This place is terrible on all levels. Tourist trap. Drinks are watered down and over priced. Order Amaretto or any drink and they will give you a tiny shot and charge qty 2 or 3 or 4. They must be counting the ice. Mixed drinks have very little alcohol. Food was pretty rough and very basic. Zero creativity or taste. Overall the worst place I've been to in Cologne/Köln. Save the money and your sanity and find a proper place to eat and drink. Bunch of self indulgent .... you fill in the blank read more

Across the way from the cathedral dome. Made a great Manhattan. Bitters had a bit of anise to them which changed up the Manhattan. I ordered the pfannkuchen with spinach, cheese, and walnut. Ambience was nice and quiet read more

Very friendly staff that were patient with non German speakers. Great food, pumpkin soup was to die for and the apple strudel could not have been better. read more

Most of the reviews are for food, but I can only comment from a drinks perspective. This is a suave, modern and cool place for a few drinks. I would go as far as to say this is my favourite bar that I found. I guess if I was to describe it, it's more wine bar the pub. That for me was a refreshing change from the huge German beer halls. The staff were exceptionally friendly, always right on hand to drop another kolsh in front of you. Bright and fresh with plenty of room and a big selection of drinks. Great place for a few beers out of the cold. Will defo be back when I return to Cologne for a fourth visit. read more

We stopped here for breakfast after reading the reviews on Yelp. We had scrambled eggs and shared a bread and butter plate. The eggs were so delicious and fluffy, and the scallions mixed in them gave them a great flavor. The coffee here was just amazing. We also ate lunch here a couple days later and I had a Irish beef sandwich. The beef was incredibly tender and melted in your mouth and I must say it was one of the most delicious sandwiches I have ever had. I also had an apple strudel for dessert after lunch and it blew my mind. I am not making that statement lightly. I don't remember our servers name but she was a blonde haired girl, and she was extremely attentive so we always tipped her. read more

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Nice place, very close to the station. Love the decor, it feels like you've stepped into a 1970s dance hall! Only instead of dancers you have people eating tasty food. Well worth a visit, I had the currywurst which was delicious and filling - and very cheap. I wasn't too hungry so went for the smaller option. This was washed down with a few Kolschs, of course. My girlfriend had the chicken salad, which was massive and delicious. The grilled chicken was some of the best we have ever tasted, it tasted extremely fresh and tender. For dessert we had the apple strudel, which again was fantastic - it came bathing in a vanilla custard, which also tasted great. The service was great too, with the waitress easily communicating with us in English - and offering us an English menu. Well worth a visit! read more

We came here for breakfast and were pleasantly surprised by the warm and professional welcome. Very crowded but cozy and an efficient service. We combined a Funkhaus frühstück with scrambled eggs and bacon and yoghurt with fruit, the perfect combo for 2. Everything was fresh and the scrambled eggs had some green in it, nice! The jam came in small edible (though not very yummy) cups, nice eco gesture. Finally the hot chocolate was perfect. Only thing I didn't like was that you had to pay 50 cents for the bathroom (although if you end up there without any cash like me and you look alarmed enough you will get a friendly "bitte, bitte" and won't have to pay ) read more

While in Cologne for about 10 days, my colleagues and I ended up going to Funk Haus three times! Once for drinks, once for dinner, and once for breakfast. It's located in a very convenient spot that's close to the train station. And it has better hours than most of the other restaurants we passed. The service was awesome and the food was great. If I ever go back to Cologne, I'll be going back to Funk Haus! read more

Decent food with location going for it. Unfortunately the waitstaff was decidedly unfriendly to non-Germans. Our waiter, assuming we couldn't understand the language, loudly complained to his colleagues about American tourists right in front of us. Really soured the experience. read more

Just walked across this place and stepped in for a quick breakfast and coffee. A very welcoming ambience, great coffee varieties and breakfast options depending on your appetite. read more

Funk Haus is modern yet inviting. It looks like it should be more expensive than it is but it's totally affordable. I ordered a cocktail and entree and it came out to a reasonable 19 euro. Probably the best joint in the immediate vicinity of the cathedral. read more

One of the worst bar experience in Cologne. The person taking our order was extremely rude. He was checking his phone while taking our order. The service was extremely slow. Had to wait for long time to get served. When we asked for Kolsch he asked for our passport. It's the first time in my many visits around Europe and Germany. read more