"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else."
- Judy Garland
Location: Hollywood, Los Angeles County, CA.
I have mixed feelings with Hollywood, casting couch aside, it was a'right, well in my Bold & the Beautiful days. I mean it's nice when my first concern was tanning my obliques and which actress and/or actor will I kiss next. Ahh being young! Now Hollywood is a mixed bag of nuts, literally and figuratively, then you have West Hollywood, North Hollywood, Hollywood Hills, and even Dollywood! The later named after Dolly Parton and located in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Okay, okay back to Hollywood, California, and 9-5 it is not, sorry Dolly! It's a 24/7 District of Los Angeles. And though it's not as glamorous as in the Golden Age it still deserves a place in the history books!
I have some history here too. In fact, the very first time I was "hit on" for "a date" was when I was on vacation with my parentals and younger sister. I was maybe 17, and the prostitute looked younger than I was... the seedier part of reality. I wonder what ever happened to her /sigh. After my teen years and a brief military stint, I took my skills and clean briefs to Hollywood for a stab at acting. I had (and still have) friends in the Industry. Of course, I didn't expect to be the next Humphrey Bogart, but heck I'd be okay playing Kato in the Green Hornet, sans Kato Kaelin. And who knew Batman was gay? Well Adam West was, who played the original caped crusader! Then again who knew Ryan Gosling was straight? I sure didn't. If I was stereotyped to be a cabana boy so be it! Just pay me... Hey, girl...
I admire those that survive in the industry and those megastars that bring the House down - like a Tom Hanks (from Oakland) or my bestie, Scarlett Johansson raking in 40m last year alone! And she's single again /le sigh. Then you have the character actors, those with lines, but are the everyday people in a movie. Never the lead, but always a familiar face. And the extras, thousands and thousands of extras, I mean you won't find Denzil Washington walking the streets scene, well unless it's "Man On Fire", then watch-out! See in acting it's not always gorgeous that sells, but being someone the crowd can connect with too. In Hollywood, both acting and music, it's a tough industry to really make it big. Get that one big break! I mean I've encountered these people, partied with some in my bad boy Viper days, but the reality is 99.99% people do not make it in the industry, and why waiters, waitresses, and even dishwashing jobs are quite popular too. That's the hard truth. Not to mention how Hollywood Blvd. is so damn dirty!
In the end, Hollywood is a diverse community with all types of jobs, professions, political beliefs (though it's cooler to lean left), religious beliefs, and sexual orientation. Of course, I focused more on the entertainment industry, when words like "dapper, gentleman, handsome" for the men, and "glamorous, gorgeous, dreamy" for the women were common of the day. Today, it's better to just have an ex-lovers tattoo and be happy with a job. I mean my last big role was in "Twisted" with Ashley Judd. You might recognize my shadowy silhouette in the bar scene. Yea, that's me! No lines. Whatever. Just standing there while fricken Andy Garcia got all the lines, but hey the rumors of Ashley and that "other guy" are very true! I know, I lived it! Take that Andy! The End. Not really, to be continued... read more