SPRING 2009 - BACK ON THE ROAD (OR WATER) AGAIN So it's off to Venice for the first time. It proved to be a pretty, unique and grossly-over priced ripoff. I won't be going back, but I don't regret having gone there. Apart from anything else, I know that there were houses marked 'Marco Polo lived here', 'Giacomo Casanova did something here' etc. and I wanted to see if there was one that said 'a certain Qyper from Duisburg got laid here'. If you are feeling flush, you can start wasting money by getting a speedboat from Marco Polo airport to the island.Photo link: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd76/Textklick/Qype%20pix/0f89a6c6.jpgIt's very blokish; stern down, prow up and blast across the sea with the sun blasting and the wind severely remodelling your carefully-coiffed cranial foliage. After about 40 minutes of the 'capitano' endlessly warbling on his 'telefonino', the boat eventually went straight up a side canal to access the regal step up onto the red carpet of the Hotel Danieli, where you can mix and mingle with the great, the good and the foolishly extravagant (in its early days, the Hotel Danieli attracted tourists, nobles, businessmen, artists and intellectuals such as Goethe, Wagner, Dickens, and George Sand during their Venetian stop on the "grand tour" of Italy). In more recent times the guest list has included such as Leonard Bernstein, Harrison Ford, and Steven Spielberg.Photo link: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd76/Textklick/Qype%20pix/e0a7f0b6.jpgThe Danieli speaks of romance and mystery. It is actually three connected buildings that contain in total 230 rooms. At its heart is the Dandolo Palace, built at the end of 14th century by the Dandolo family, descendents of Venice's first doge, Enrico Dandolo, who conquered Constantinople and brought back to Venice some of its greatest artistic treasures. After the republic's demise in the 1790s, the palace was divided into various spaces. La contessa had got a very special deal through her connections. It's a marvellous hotel, but if you are considering it, go to the website, check the availability and sit down firmly before you look at the tariffs. The hotel is situated very conveniently facing the lagoon on the Riva Degli Schiavoni, just around the corner from St. Mark's Square and next door to the Doge's Palace. The view from the roof terrace across the Bacino di San Marco to the Basilica di Santa Maria della Salute is stunning. There is a water bus (vaporetto) stop just a few steps from the front door and it seems to be convenient for all 'bus routes'. Traditional top-class Italian hospitality in general. In fact the G.M. is now Mr Antonello de'Medici, erswhile GM of the Grand Hotel in Florence. Being split into three buildings can be a bit awkward, because access between these is limited. Our block had a bridge/corridor linking it to the main building, which meant you first had to climb a flight of stairs, and meander round a few corridors before even getting to the lift to go up to your floor. So no direct lift access from the lobby not friendly to the handicapped or the idle. To get to the restaurant, you have to reverse that process to get into the elevator in the central building. Spacious and luxuriously-appointed rooms. Apparently they are outfitted with 'Fortuny and Rubelli' fabrics, but while antiques adorn the magnificent Venetian Gothic reception hall, the room ambience is more HollywoodPhoto link: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd76/Textklick/Qype%20pix/5cf328f5.jpgmansion than aristocratic palazzo. The design of the rooms is neat. There are false walls, so that the storage cupboards recess. Enormous TV screens grace on the walls; from these you also access the Internet and call up your mates (hej, Erik!).Photo link: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd76/Textklick/Qype%20pix/f48ab669.jpgThe bathrooms are in a pleasant shade of Stilton marble and really are delightfully, inspiringly and pleasantly luxurious.Photo link: http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd76/Textklick/Qype%20pix/7f742068.jpgMain gripe. Having decided to lash out on breakfast on morning one (our 'deal' was not 'B&B') we followed the long route to the breakfast room. Having arrived, it was not a question of 'Meet, greet and seat', so we stood there waiting like a couple of wallies. Eventually we decided to seat ourselves, making odd gestures to passing members of staff. These gave grunts of recognition, but failed to attend to our requirements. After about 10 or so minutes, I lost my rag and we departed to have breakfast elsewhere at a more reasonably-priced and attentive establishment. I had booked dinner in this restaurant for that evening (which was a special occasion), as it has magnificent views across the lagoon; romantic and all that stuff. I cancelled the booking. A place like that should do better at those prices. Indeed at that price, I would almost expect a gentleman's personal attendant to lay out my clothes for me. Hence down to three read more