TL;DR A looong two-parter that includes tips on surviving jury duty & info. on what to expect should you (gasp!) be selected to serve on a civil trial:
When faced with an interminable wait (think airport delay), do you stare vacantly into space while secretly going all Edvard Munch in your head? If you answered 'yes,' then I'm sorry to break it to you: Jury duty will probably be your idea of hell.
If, on the other, hand, your inner Dalai Lama kicks in with a zen attitude to get you through endless waiting, you'll probably do okay. Just bring a variety of things to entertain yourself, keeping in mind that there is open WiFi and if you're strategic in your seating, sockets to recharge.
Other Random Stuff:
You will have to go through a metal detector. Every time you enter the building. EVERY TIME. Do not bring in glass bottles. On the plus side, you do not have to take off your shoes when you go through said detector. Then again, you'll have to remove your belt and any coins in your pocket.
It takes awhile for people to filter in so don't be surprised if the process doesn't kick off until well past the stated arrival time on your summons. But eventually, there will be an orientation. If you're lucky, you'll get the same dude I had who managed to be both scary and hilarious at the same time, as he announced that those with childcare complications, difficulties with English, or prior felonies should come up to the front. Yes... felonies.
Try to resist the urge to write things like "stuck in jury duty hell," on social media. Big Brother, aka the aforementioned scary-hilarious dude, is most definitely watching--and reading.
By late morning, you and a group of your fellow prospective jurors will be called into a small empaneling room, where you will fill out a form about your background (bring a pen). Twelve of you will be chosen to be screened by the lawyers. Some of their questions will be VERY random. ("What do you think of when you hear the word 'ice cream'," comes to mind). This is your big chance to subtly imply you have a bias towards... fill in the blank here... depending on the case... But seriously, the lawyers I encountered actually seemed pretty reasonable. It's hard for me to imagine they'd have wanted a juror who truly, madly, deeply did not want to be there.
If you get picked as juror, you will be sworn in and then liberated for the day. If not, then your name gets thrown back into the pool and you may wind up going through the empaneling process again. Fwiw, I got chosen as an alternate juror on this second go-round, so it ain't over till it's over, people!
You got selected as juror. Now what?
The trial may not run consecutively, but rather, according to the judge's schedule. So you may be on one day, off the next.
You will be assigned a court officer to take you to a dreary, claustrophobic deliberation room, where you and your fellow jurors will be spending your downtime. That same officer will escort you to and from the courtroom, and hopefully, she'll be as entertaining and helpful as ours, offering advice tidbits like this (paraphrased) gem: "The courtroom gets very dry and water isn't always allowed so you should DISCRETELY suck on some hard candy to take the edge off." Butter Rum Lifesavers, in particular, were strongly recommended.
I got to experience a day of testimony and found parts of it fascinating in spite of myself. You too, may actually surprise yourself with takeaways like this one: One of the attorneys was so obviously inept that I now swear I'll avoid a bargain basement lawyer at all costs if the occasion ever arises (and here's hoping it doesn't!).
Don't be surprised if the case ultimately settles out of court and you are forced to wait HOURS until this occurs. Yes, this happened to me.
ps: I had fully intended to explore nearby food spots, but wound up bringing my own lunch a couple days, and then going with obvious choice, Shake Shack, right across the Adams Street side of the Courthouse on the third day. But you can bet that if I ever move to Manhattan, I'll be doing jury duty up right with Chinatown nearby.:) read more