This place was my fourth option because downtown Denver is a wasteland for massage after 5pm, and every place I called was closed or wouldn't answer the phone, but I'd had a long week and needed to de-stress with a massage.
I was confused by the reviews being a mix of positive and negative, but figured I'd give it a try in the hopes that it was better than the recent reviews indicated.
It was not, and you should not come here for a massage.
It was terrible, and I'm glad I opted for only 60 minutes. Paying up front isn't that unusual, and I paid in cash. I was confused when she came in and gave me a squirt of sanitizer for my hands. Within the first few minutes I realized the "masseuse" knew basically nothing about massage. She'd offered "soft" or "medium" and I said medium but that I preferred deeper pressure. Despite repeated requests for more pressure, she couldn't or wouldn't do more than lightly rub oil on my back and legs.
When I flipped over, she seemed to ask if I wanted extra services (it was confusing), which I declined. She then was massaging my legs through the sheet with zero pressure, which was even worse than with the oil. I asked if she was going to use oil on my front, and she seemed confused but applied some oil to my stomach and proceeded to lightly rub it around.
She then leaned over and whispered something along the lines of "If you want to touch my body, you need to pay more". I declined again, and realized that's what the hand sanitizer was for.
When the 60 minute joke-of-a-massage was blessedly over, I was halfway dressed when she came into the room and began cleaning up. As I was leaving she asked about a tip, and I said I only tipped for good massages and this was a very bad one. She told me to never come back, and I will gladly oblige.
If you're looking for anything even resembling an actual massage, do not come here. read more