Mike, Mike, what the heck happened?! Check the glowing review I gave you before. But the past TWO times I've been in, it's been BAD. Thought the first time it sucked was an anomaly, but now it's twice in a row. Come on! Asked for EXTRA CHEESE (both times!) & THIS is what I got. Seems to be regular cheese to me. And your Wonderful Bread?!! Burned on the bottom & hard. No one noticed? Also you switched from my favorite Polish Ham to the crappy smoked Ham with the crust on it. Gotta say, won't be back for a while. Sorry for the bad review but GET IT TOGETHER!! I see I'm not alone in my recent low rating. read more

Mike’s express Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Pelham, New Hampshire

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Absolutely horrible! I called in a Oder for a chicken finger dinner. I get home open up my meal and wtf!! They gave me a diced chicken SUB with bacon and this nasty sauce poured all over it. I also asked for a side of fries and got chips, get it together!! read more

Mike’s express Pizza - This was supposed to be a chicken finger dinner, not a SUB!! - Pizza Near Me - Pelham, New Hampshire

Thanks Mike and Anastasia again for another great night of food!! Can't wait to return again sometime next week read more

Mike’s express Pizza - Three-way combo - Pizza Near Me - Pelham, New Hampshire

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All their food is amazing! The owners are so friendly, and are committed to producing quality food. I pass 3 pizza shops on the same road to get to Mike's Express Pizza. Worth the drive for the value, quality and delicious pizza, subs and pasta dishes. read more

Stopped by a few weeks back it's a little out of my way but wanted to check it out. Seafood was excellent, very fresh. Had the fisherman's platter and baked haddock, so good. Also got a Lasagna plate to go, not as good as mom's, but pretty close. read more

This place is one of the better pizza options in town. Xpress Pizza of Pelham offers traditional thin crust pizzas (NY style & Italian style) & over 30 specialty pizzas (12" & 16"), calzones, hot & cold subs (10" & 13"), "Big Boys" (13" & 20"), roast beef sandwiches, clubs, pasta dinners, chicken, steak tips, gyros, salads, soup (Sept-March), seafood dinners, appetizers, kids menu, and Pepsi products. The pizza dough is fresh and hand stretched. The prices here are reasonable, most individual items & dinners under $10 (seafood dinners higher), $7 for a medium cheese pizza to $16.99 for a large chicken kabob pizza. Pickup specials are also offered from coupons in the printed paper menu. I've been here a few times for dinner pickup. The place is casual and cozy with an order counter & open kitchen and several booths for eating in. There's also a flatscreen TV on the wall. The staff was watching iCarly on the TV as they were making the food on my last visit. The dining area was slightly on the hotter side temperaturewise. The food is pretty good and the portion sizes are appropriate for the prices charged. I enjoy the Eggplant Parmesan (dinner), which is served over pasta (spaghetti or ziti) and comes with a side salad and baked garlic bread. I've also enjoyed the very tasty Santorini pizza (shrimp, sundried tomatoes, garlic, sweet tomato sauce and melted mozzarella cheese), the thin crust is soft and slightly chewy along the edges. On future visits to Xpress Pizza, I will have to order the Big Mac pizza (angus beef patty, lettuce, onion, pickles & 1000 island dressing) and the Veneza pizza (scallops, shrimp, garlic & pesto sauce) which sound very appetizing! FREE DELIVERY read more

Food quality is low. Took 2 hours to deliver food on a Wednesday. Food was cold and gross. Used to be good, don't know what happened. read more

Girlfriend ordered an Italian Calzone... Was delivered and it looked nothing like any calzone I've ever seen. Was more like a stuffed pizza... Very little meat in it... and it was about $25...not worth half that. Looked on there online menu and there isn't even an Italian Calzone on there... Wonder if they just roll the dice to come up with that price. Never again... read more

ordered a cheese pizza last night, too much cheese not enough sauce, greasy and gross. Will not be back

The slowest service ever. Online order time for pickup missed by over a half hour. Two speeds at Mike's... Slow and Stop.

Everything I've had here has been amazing. Pizza, calzones. Service is quick and friendly, delivery time is great!

worst sub I've ever had in my life chicken parm was cut up chicken breast like nuggets very dry and stringy roll was toasted should have asked me I like a soft fresh roll not a stale toasted one very little sauce and cheese and I asked for extra was cold when it got here why wasn't it a cutlet I don't understand if it is supposed to be A chicken parm read more

Best seafood in the area....always fresh.... His stir fry is delicious!!!!! Mike and Anastasia are phenomenal and great to their customers..... Portions are crazy..... Highly recommend.....a MUST try read more

We had takeout from Mike's last night. Everything was delicious!! I was grateful to have the "Italian Paninni" on the menu. It's my favorite sandwich. The only thing that would have made it better would have been some balsamic on top! Homemade potato chips are a nice addition! We will be back! read more

You Would think with the boars head deli sign in the window that it was quality Food however that is not the case with this pit, I ordered an Italian sub and it was stale bread old meat wilty vegetables. My buddy ordered a couple of slices of pizza and the grease was thick and the pizza was cold they didn't even heat it up just two slabs of pizza tossed at him 14 bucks we will never visit this hole again steer clear at all costs read more

Tried the chicken finger sub. Chicken was really dry, but the bread was good. None of the staff--register or in kitchen--was wearing a mask. I won't be going back for that reason. read more

Covid alert. They do not wear masks nor require customers to have masks. The lack of concern for my safety means I won't be back there.

Small pizza cost 14 and half of of didn't even have the toppings on it and it was only hamburger and onion

Have known about this place for years. We love the subs and salads. The quality and price cannot be matched. The restaurant is spotless! My favorite sub is the chicken kabob, but everything is very, very good. The sandwiches come with homemade chips that are out of this world. read more

I have been going to Mike's Express for close to 10 years. Owner's are very pleasant and easy to talk to. They want to give you the best experience when you come into their shop. Recently, Mike's Express started offering seafood. If you like fried clams, Mike makes them extremely well and it beats driving up to Gloucester. Friendly greetings are the norm here when you step up to the counter to order. They are COVID-19 compliant per the State of New Hampshire Board of Health. read more

Just wanted to give a shout out to Mike's Express in Pelham. They're our go-to for our takeout night anyway but yesterday we ordered a bunch of different specialty pizzas for our sons birthday party. Everyone raved about it, even those "city people" picky about their pizza LOL. Thanks for helping make the party a success and for all of the other delicious food you consistently deliver! read more

There food is so amazing and fresh. It's not the reason I chose to eat here. It's because of how come the staff is, and how they make you feel special. If you eat anywhere else in Pelham you are making a mistake. Try the chicken tenders or the Gyros!!! read more

Let me start off by saying I work at a pizza place . I'm usually never one to complain about anything or anyone but I ordered some food and mentioned about a food allergy , since my daughter and I have a severe allergy to seafood and peanuts . The guy who answered the phone didn't really seem to care or acknowledge my 3 yr old daughters and my allergy problem . I told him what I ordered and instead of like asking or ANYTHING . He was just like rude about it and said " yup yup yup you're fine you're fine " and I really just thought that was rude CONSIDERING one fuck up with the food and that could cost our lives. Like I said , I work at a pizza place and we take that stuff very serious . Next time when someone orders food and has allergies , show a bit more acknowledgement and care because I truly am not even sure if we should eat the food or not . Have a great day . read more

Was very pleased with this place, since Supa's went into the toilet, we have been on the look out for a better delivery. Pretty awesome thinner crust pizza, also, the steak tips were good. Don't get the Pizza Fries though. Trust me. read more

Who actually likes this pizza? 5 stars?. Must be from employees. Doughy pizza, incredibly sweet sauce, tomatoes should not taste like kool-aid. Save yourself the waste of money and go elsewhere. What a mistake! read more

I love their homemade sub rolls, steak and cheese is really good, and I love that they serve their subs with homemade chips! I waited way too long for a delivery only once - but they took care of me. They definitely value their customers. I haven't had their pizza in a while, but the Kalynda pizza was a previous favorite! read more

While I was waiting for my subs I noticed a kid sweeping the floor picked up a sub from the counter with bare hands and put in oven. Then went back to sweeping floor. No hand washing. Unfortunately one of the subs was mine. Noticed no one wearing gloves while handling food. We will not be going back. read more

Enjoyed the subs. Good rolls. Pizza is on the sweet side and tastes just a little odd to me, but okay overall. My only complaint was the lack of safety. Only one staff member was using a face mask. Couple drivers came and left with nothing on. Even one customer came in with no mask. I may try again, but it will be after the pandemic is over. read more

To anyone who disagrees with anyone in the kitchen not wearing a mask; go wear a mask in a 100+ degree kitchen. Everyone in there works hard to get everyone their food and on time. Food is always 100% amazing. read more

Really not one to complain but WTF this place turned into a joke. Live in the same town and it took an hour and 20 mins to get to me. Ordered a sub that says it's 8.00 on the website yet when he finally got here the price was now 13$ which I had exactly ready which included a five dollar tip... thinking he didn't get a tip now so I ran and got him 3 more bucks and asked why the price was so different after handing him the money he then says "oh it's probably the delivery fee" the wtf did you just make me run inside and get you more money for ? Dick move. Food is alright but not worth the hassle. I'll move on. read more

Recently ordered a sub for my son and observed two young twenty something boys goofing off with the sandwich maker using his bare hands to prepare food and frequently rubbing his nose. Totally gross! I should have said something but I think boy making my sub was not rubbing body parts. I wouldn't eat there again due to this serious health issue! Next time I'll go to pelham house of pizza where they are concerned about health laws. read more

Pizza ok. Tasted sweet. Greek salad has no onion or green pepper. Plain black olives. Commercial dressing. read more

Not only their friend clams are delicious...their Italian wraps are the best! The owner is excellent with the customers....and the staff has always been courteous on every visit. I go there 2-3 times per week....why? Because they are that good! My grandkids love their pizza and seafood! read more

They have great food. Excellent pizza, subs etc. But they take FOREVER to deliver. Each time I order delivery regardless of the time of day it takes them over an hour to deliver it. Not a fan of that. read more

This place is great, great staff and great service. the owners micheal and Anastasia are great people so nice and take great pride in their place of business. the food is amazing and the prices are pretty good as well.. I would recommend this place to anybody and everybody very family oriented and blows every other place in town out of the water when it comes to quality and price. great place to take the kids on a Friday night or to order in from. some of the drivers are not so great but the food makes up for it without a doubt. Very respectable place and very good food hands down best place in town!!!! I recommend it for sure.. love you guys mike and Anastasia keep up the great work!!!! read more

Best pizza, steak and cheese and chicken parm sub in town hands down! This is the only local place that we order out from! Nothing else in town comes close! read more

Best food in town! Very extensive menu, with anything you want and things you didn't even know you wanted. Super comfortable environment and the nicest owners and workers. Easy 5 stars! read more

I used to love going to xpress and getting the pizza, subs, and chicken broccoli alfrado. But lately the have been messing up my orders, not putting a good amount of Alfredo on and messing up my sun. I asked for a streak and cheese bbq sauce sub, only wanting steak, cheese, and bbq sauce. When I got home and opened the sun it has onion rings, mosorella cheese and thing I didn't want. When I called them up saying the gave me a wrong sub the guy on the phone have me a hard time saying I ordered the bbq steak sub but I didn't. He kept in sting that it was the same thing but it's not.because the other subs I got only had steak cheese and bbq. The guy on the phone didn't even try to say sorry and apologize for the mix up. He just kept saying we can't because you technically ordered the sub which I didnt. Xpress, I used to like you but lately you've been garbage read more

This is by far the best Pizza, Sub, and Dinner place in town for take-out food. The pizza is delicious, the sub rolls are fresh (made there), and the dinners are very good. When they moved to their new location, there were some issues to work out but they have constantly made up for any shortcomings. I am very particular about the quality of food when I order takeout and Anastasia and her team have not disappointed... so i would highly recommend these folks. read more

Definitely the best food in Pelham. Pizza delivered was piping hot and was absolutely delicious. Seafood is fresh and always good, and subs are great. They will also make you something special if they are able to do so. read more