Not impressed at all! We decided to try the club and their…read morewebsite should have been our first warning. It's in french only and poorly designed with a greater concern about renting out rooms than informing anyone about the fees to enter. We went on a Saturday night just to try the place and it cost us $70 which was $50 for the night plus an additional $20 for a mandatory membership card that is good for only 1 night. The only good thing I can say about the place is that it was clean. However I think the Party Quebecois Separatist was having a meeting the night we went and we just got treated like shit by so many people. We ended up hooking up with a German couple and when we started to have sex all of a sudden everyone that treated us like garbage became interested in us. Or to be more exact it was the men that became interested in my girlfriend. Some of the men just started fondling my girlfriend without asking or even bothering to say hello. One guy put on a rubber and proceeded to try and help himself to the German lady but she put a stop to that. When we complained to the management they tried to get us to rent a room. Rude and Zero Class

There is good and bad things about this place…read more 2nd floor is fun, people are laid-back and you feel rapidly at ease. As I women alone, I had fun looking around, atmosphere is sexy, drinks are good and reasonable priced, you can play pool... All kind of people from different shapes and age, there is something for every taste ;). I felt safe, people were nice, you get approach but not harassed if not interested. Nice place to chat and dance too. 1st floor is not what I wish for to feel confortable. If you need a minimum level of classiness to get turned on, this is not the place for you ladies! The pool is nice, but it is bizarre to have to cross the reception to go take a shower before, and then walk bare foot on cheap winter carped on all first floor. I wanted to experiment a bit in the different rooms but the hallway that leads to the rooms is crowded with single males that looks at you like a piece of meat as you walk along. I was honestly creeped out and couldn't enjoy. Overall, the installations are nice, but it feels compartimented, so there is a big clash between the different places in the club, and you kind of loose the moment while going from one place to another. I recommend it to go out and have fun, to have a drink and possibly meet someone and join him-her-them in their private room. As for the first floor, the customers don't reach the level of sophistication and politeness so I could enjoy it as a women alone.

I finally went to this place Sunday. I will not go back. Wanted to see if it is better then the…read moreplace I mostly go to. Someone most have pissed on the floor in the cinema area and I think someone came on the floor also. The crowd was nothing I would want to touch with a 10 foot pole.Wasn't a great experince. Save your money

I have not been here since 2021 and it seems to have gone to the dogs since then. Now the place…read morestinks of urine, the two little video rooms have slippery floors with all the body fluids left in there, the videos are blurry, probably the projector's lenses are covered with a film of condensed urine, or are just old, and even the plastic seats feel dirty and slippery. It is threat to public health. Given that in order to use the bathroom you need to leave the area where the small theaters (and pay again, $10 to return) are people tend to relieve themselves on the floor, the rooms have no ventilation and they smell like a public bathroom in a third-world bus station. This may be my last visit.

This place is a hidden lil gem in the west island. Where else can you eat food (lunch & dinner)…read morethat seems to have been priced in the mid-80s (very cheap), drink a pitcher of draft beer, and get a dozen beauties sit on your lap and strut their stuff on stage? Don't bring your children... Very friendly staff, nice old italian restaurant style decor, probably very trendy look back in 1984...but who cares? The only problem with this place is the gangster wannabe thugs that sometimes drop by, and the stupid metal armchairs. ..especially in the booths. Close enough to the PET airport in Dorval, the 40, a mall, Guzzo cinemas, for after you've swept off her feet a cutie, you can go to the mall to buy her a diamond bracelet, buy some luggage and some swimsuits and watch a movie before your red-eye flight to the Bahamas! Cocaine is a terrible drug...

Gyro platter was awesome. Girls aren't bad either lol. Crowd is mostly locals probably because of…read morethe food. Area is weird and away from city life but that just adds to the flavor.

If you are in Montreal for a bachelor party this is the spot to go. It is the locals spot and it is…read morea blast. It is worth the long cab or Uber ride out of the city (20 dollars) . Most of the clubs downtown are not worth the money. Even though the girls downtown are a bit higher quality it is not as much fun and way way more money. Do yourself a favor and go here first it is well worth it. There are great group shows as well as private dances with extras.

Very good atmosphere. Completely recommend it. People were good. Fair prices. Great dances. My only…read moreadvice for people who are going and getting a dance is to count the number of songs. Sometimes they keep track sometimes they don't and you end up having to pay more. However absolutely satisfied with the service.

This was my first time in here and I liked the different flavours that were offered. Cool ambiance,…read moreservice was fine for a strip club. What I was very confused about was the tipping for everyone. You walk in and go through a metal detector, pay the $10 entrance fee to the woman, then she says tip her $5, then the Security/bouncer says "normally we like to get a $5 or $10 tip". Then you go to the bar get your drink, tip as normal. But when you go to get a dance, you pay $5 to the girl in the back.

DISRESPECTFUL I'm a…read moreguy who is not picky about strip joints and isn't frugal about spending a few dollars. I paid the cover and then was confronted by the "doormen" who had their additional $5 fee (each). Why this wasn't included in the cover is beyond me. I paid the first one (didn't see there were two) and the other one (bald headed guy who apparently all the strippers complained about later on and said he is known to be disrespectful) came out of nowhere and called me and my buddy idiots for not knowing their process (he really wanted his $5). I wouldn't recommend coming here simply because the employees are a representation of the strip joint and strong arming costumers is a reflection of management.

Tucked away in an otherwise wiped red light district, Cafe Cleo is (in my humble opinion) one of…read morethe most important adult entertainment institutions in Montreal. Why does it still stand? Good question! In the 2000s while the city was busy expropriating other red light businesses in the area, Cafe Cleo was the only business that stood up to the gentrification of the area. The expropriation case was brought to the supreme court and it was ruled, in Cafe Cleo's favour, that a city can not displace one private interest (aka a strip club) in favour of another private interest (i.e. fancy pants quartier des spectacles businesses). After the expropriation was overruled, the city finally allocated all of the building permits they had been denying to the business (in an effort to render it to the point of demolition) and kindly suggested they upgrade the building while the rest of the neighbourhood was getting fancier. You'll be happy to know they've kept the gritty, occasionally sticky, glory of the place to this day. The club continues, on the first floor, to bring in the biggest diversity of dancers and some of the more reasonable covers for the city. On the top floor you'll find the wildest acts in the city- House of Laureen and Glam Glam being two of my favourite groups to perform. As others have mentioned, Cafe Cleo is one of the only performance spaces that allows full nudity- for drag, burlesque and vaudeville, that's a big deal. Finally, the upper venue is almost entirely run by trans and queer folks and it's been that way for a long time: I can't emphasize how important that is. Long live Cleo.

I have never been to a club where they have to seat you at the door by rude bouncers they put you…read morein a seat and the waitress comes to you they force this upon you you can't even go get your own beer because they want you seated so the waitress will keep asking you to bye a beer would not ablidge to this so bouncer called me a dick and kicked me out last year I went in walked around the waitress came to me and said the manager told me I had to buy a drink forcing me to or I had to go iam on a one drink limit because of medication so I bought a water paid for it she said no tip I said no your forcing me to bye it or leave why should I give you a tip very very bad business maybe iam in the wrong but that's my opinion

There's nothing medical about it, probably therapeutic depending on your experience. It's a gay…read moresauna where guys come to have their cheap thrills. The crowd tends to be on the geriatric side age-wise, and suburban (nothing wrong with that). The place looks like it has gone through an intensive and extensive renovation. It's a small-scale sauna, with a small steam room, a small dry sauna and a Jacuzzi that barely fits three people. It has two video rooms, one with mainstream gay adult videos, the other, strangely, has transsexual porn. It also has a dark room where a lot of things happen; rubbers and lube are available. You get a free bottle of water or a free coffee included in the admission fee, and there are other snacks available for sale. The place is extremely clean, it has a few cabins for private activity, lockers, and free parking. It opens at noon, and that's when the first ave of customers come to "relax" during their lunch time, the second wave is after 5pm . Do not expect young, taut and muscular things, rather get ready for a parade of dad bods ready to play. The customer service is friendly, particularly the older, short, gray-haired receptionist. It's an alternative if you're not into the tattooed and pierced crowd you see in Montreal, like I said, the crowd is made up mostly by playful grandpas, lustful dads and everything in between. I'd give it five stars if they got rid of the transsexual porn (quite frankly, it's weird and a turnoff) and replace it with more gay-themed videos or at least some bi fun, to cater to every taste.

the Bouncers insist on a tip on top of cover. I tried to give a 5 for my partner and I and they…read morewon't let us in unless I give another 5 for her. If you Are being told what to tip by imposing, large men, that's not a tip. That's extortion. Then they could't Even be bothered to open the door for us When we left promptly after our first drink. So they bully you into giving them money and won't even do the bare minimum to earn it. What Was supposed to be a sexy night out with the wife, immediately turned me off. Uninviting, cold, and altogether an unpleasant experience.

Worst club..Dancers aren't attractive at all and it was filled with teens. Wouldn't recommend. Me…read moreand my friend left after not even 10 mins.