We just returned from a week at Plaza Pelicanos Grand Resort and while our overall trip was wonderful, the resort was the most hit or miss lodging experience I've ever had. So much so, that it's hard to give it a solid star rating at all, so I'll break it down by the good, the bad, and the ugly.
The Good: The staff was wonderful! Seriously, wonderful! Everyone we met was incredibly kind, accommodating, eager to assist or just chat...really really friendly. A few standouts were Alberto at the Bell Desk, Humberto and Victor at the pool bar, and all the ladies at the Spa. Full disclosure, we were there as timeshare owners, so from what I've heard, our experience and level of service was different than the hotel guests. The rooms were incredibly comfortable and well maintained. Housekeeping was super attentive when needed, and the jugs of water they provided were a great deal (25 pesos for a huge jug of water, which 2 of us polished off each day). We were rarely disturbed by other guest sounds while in our room, and the A/C was a godsend! Since we spent most of our week out and about in town, the times we were at the hotel were mainly just for afternoon naps and night time sleeping, though I did spend 1/2 a day at the pool and 1/2 a day at the spa. The Spa was very small with no bells or whistles, but the mani/pedi I received was relaxing and fairly priced ($25US for an hour long pedicure and express manicure), and the 80 min hot stone massage ($52US) ranked in my top 5 of all time (when combining skill, environment, and value).
The Bad: Number one disappointment was the food. We did not have an all-inclusive package and to be honest, there are soooo many ridiculously inexpensive and incredibly delicious places to eat in PV, the only reason I could think that anyone would choose an all-inclusive option is if you're traveling with kids and don't plan to leave the hotel much. My advice...get out more! The food was truly terrible when compared with every other thing we ate during the week. We chose to eat at the resort 3 times: once for breakfast (buffet), once for a late lunch (off the menu), and once for dinner (in the 'fancy' restaurant off the menu). All 3 ranked as our least favorite culinary experiences of the week, meals chosen for convenience rather than taste. Really bad, folks. Edible, but not enjoyable in the least. On a positive note, the food is also really inexpensive, so there's that. Drinks are super weak, but also super cheap. The Sangria was the tastiest libation I tried, especially when I added a Hornitos Reposado floater. Also in the bad category is the pool. Great for kids, not so great for adults. Not as clean as I expected, lots of kids splashing and having fun, but not noticing or caring when they'd splash or bump into other adults in the pool. It was fine for dipping in to cool down, but not fun for 'hanging out'.
The Ugly: As I mentioned, we were there as owners from another property and were told upon check-in that we were REQUIRED to attend an owners update mtg while we were there. I chose early morning, to get it over with and specifically said that I wasn't in the market for a new timeshare. I was told again that this was just an hour long update mtg for owners. Of course, that was not the case and the hard sell for purchasing a new property with Shell Vacations began quickly. Two hours later, what started as an initial buy-in price of almost $40k US, was whittled down to less than $10k, and more and more pressure to sign a contract I didn't need or want. It finally took me saying "I'm leaving NOW' for them to let me out of the room and still I was escorted all the way back to the lobby and asked 'what am I supposed to tell my manager when they ask me why you didn't buy anything?!' No bueno! Hated that experience so much!
Another 'ugly' was the hot tubs on the roof! Oy vey! I was excited to read that the roof was designated for ages 16+, had its own bar, 2 hot tubs, and gorgeous, unobstructed views. Sadly, the hot tubs were filthy and disgusting...like seriously gross, with brown water and 'stuff' floating in them. We went to the roof one time, the cocktail I had was super disappointing, and while the views were beautiful, and the space filled with potential, it wasn't worth going up again. Really disappointing, especially for 2 adults traveling without kids that could have been a perfect evening gathering place.
So...a solid 3-star property, with 4-star service, 3 1/2-star accommodations, and 1 1/2-star food and alcohol quality. With as many property options as there are in PV, I don't expect we'd stay here again. read more