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    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Lake view

    The Lodge of Four Seasons

    2.2(280 reviews)
    2.3 mi

    Long established high end hotel on the lake offering many amenities and fantastic service…read moreespecially from Robert who helped us so well with our check in. They have a gift shop, 2 restaurants, a wonderful indoor pool and hot tub, conference rooms , outdoor pool and a marina. Rooms were clean bit the bed was a little to soft for me.

    So, we did actually go back and stay after our unimpressionable first visit. We heard that the…read morelodge had been working on upgrades. Although we did see a few things that probably were nicer than our last visit, it still was the same old run down place. The lumpy carpet desperately needs to be replaced or stretched in the hallways, the exterior needs to be washed down and de-spiderwebbed (maybe toss on some paint too?), they need more help at the front desk during the busy times, and I could go on. We were in the main part of the lodge this time. People were constantly lingering on the stairs. The door to our suite didn't even feel secure or safe, it jiggled on the hinges even when locked and bolted. We could hear every single noise coming from the hallway at all hours of the night. The lodge has SO MUCH POTENTIAL and incredible views, but it is straight-up out of the 70s/80s and not in a fun or nostalgic way. The bed was comfy, I will give them that. And there is a lot of stuff to do around the lodge campus; pools, spa, golf, restaurants, live music, and movies. We didn't partake because we honestly didn't expect much. So, it may be surprisingly glorious... but we didn't take a chance. We checked out 2 nights early from our weeks stay. Because we paid in advance, we did not get any sort of refund. I guess this is okay, we just went to stay with family, so it was all good. We had so totally hoped for a better experience. Sadly, we had a worse one. Please fix this place up! It could be magical if given the right ingredients and love.

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    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Chairs in lobby

    Chairs in lobby

    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Outside pool

    Outside pool

    The Lodge of Four Seasons - Lobby

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    Tan-Tar-A Estates - Door frame in disrepair

    Tan-Tar-A Estates

    2.6(164 reviews)
    6.2 mi
    $$

    I was shocked by how gross the room was at $300 per night. We actually requested a new room as soon…read moreas we walked into the first room. Unfortunately, the second room was just as bad. It's really too bad because we were excited thinking it was going to be nice based on the photos in the website. Those photos are very deceiving. I would never stay in a room like this as it was worse than most roadside motels, but it was $300 per night!

    Fun fact!-- I've stayed at this resort before, during and after the renovations. This is the first…read moreyear I've been here with all the work complete. I must say, the final product is quite a beauty! Check-in was a little challenging because of misinformation, but that was the only bump in the road. My room was extremely spacious and clean. (Minus a little stain on the shower curtain). The housekeeping staff did a fantastic job preparing the room. (The water gets nice and hot, and there are a couple of settings on the shower head.) I was here for a conference, so I was all over the building! Some of the rooms were a little chilly, so make sure you have a light jacket on hand! The conference center was extremely accessible, as there was a skywalk to get from my room to the main building. I had three meals provided by the hotel (there are other eateries inside), and they were all delicious, and versatile. The hotel has a little snack shop that I purchased an ice cream cone from, it was a nice treat that I didn't know I needed. All in all, the facility was extremely clean, and most of the staff will speak in passing. -- I hope to come back to Margaritaville when it is warmer so I can take advantage of the beautiful lake, and other outdoor activities on the grounds. --Parking is kinda spread out, but there's plenty. This place is perfect for a nice in-state staycation. It's only 3 hours from Kansas City, and definitely worth the drive.

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    Tan-Tar-A Estates - Connecting door in disrepair did not seem secure

    Connecting door in disrepair did not seem secure

    Tan-Tar-A Estates - Door frame in disrepair

    Door frame in disrepair

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    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Interior of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    The Knolls Resort Condominiums

    5.0(4 reviews)
    4.5 mi

    This was a return visit for my family and friends, and it was a super fun experience. We all rent…read morenearby condos, and this place offers several great amenities. In addition to the outdoor area, there's an indoor pool with a hot tub, sauna, and steam room. They also have indoor pickleball and tennis courts, as well as an outdoor playground and a basketball court. The biggest letdown was the gym and weight area. It has no usable free weights--just a few treadmills and a pull-up bar--which is an area that could definitely use improvement. That said, with the variety of facilities on the property and the affordable, nearby condos, this was still a really cool spot overall. I will be returning!

    Romantic Get Away, Girls Weekend, Family Fun...the Knolls fits the bill for any and all weekend…read moreadventures. This complex is easy to access via water or land. The Knolls is situated on a hillside giving the individual condo units beautiful lake views. There is even main channel lake views from the tennis and basketball courts. Individual Condo Units can be rented through the property owners directly, VBRO, Home Away, or through the Knolls main office. I highly recommend contacting property owners (like Alison N.) directly or using Home Away or VBRO. I have stayed at the Knolls many times and each time I enjoy myself more and more. Message me for exact unit information if needed. So many new and fun things are happening at the Lake! Come make memories that will last a lifetime here at the Knolls.

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    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Guest Bedroom of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    Guest Bedroom of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Kitchen of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    Kitchen of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    The Knolls Resort Condominiums - Dining Room of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

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    Dining Room of a Rental Condo at The Knolls Resort

    Gasconade Hills Resort - Nice morning walk

    Gasconade Hills Resort

    4.8(12 reviews)
    33.7 mi

    We want to thank James and staff for making our stay the best RV camping experience we have had so…read morefar. We are in our RV, on our way from California to Chicago to visit family. We found Gasconade Hills Resort on the RVLife app. We pulled up at about 5:15 PM and called the phone listed. James showed up within a couple of minutes to check us in. We did not have prior reservations so we were able to drive around to pick a spot we preferred. We set up quickly and were able to enjoy the very clean, nice size pool. The bathrooms at the pool were also very clean. Afterwards, we decided to order pizza and although it was very close to closing time, James took our order and delivered to our camping site. WE LOVED IT HERE! Can't say enough good things about it. Wish we had time to do the river floats. We are already planning to come back and stay for a few days.

    Came here for a mid-week float trip. Very quiet & well kept resort, everything extremely clean. We…read morestayed in a cabin, which had everything you need to cook nice meals, freshly washed linens & extra blankets. Beds are full size cots, which are uncomfortable but is in line with the camping experience. Went on the 6 mile float trip, our first time doing a canoe & taking our dog. Very relaxing river, only had 1 dicey moment with some tree branches. Saw bald eagle nests, & a bald eagle fishing in the river right in front of us. Met great people on our trip, great convos. We had lunch on a rocky beach. The beavers running around the property were funny to watch. Had a great time, very relaxing. Highly recommend, would come back.

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    Gasconade Hills Resort - Clean bathrooms

    Clean bathrooms

    Gasconade Hills Resort - Betty La Chula

    Betty La Chula

    Gasconade Hills Resort - The store and check in area

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    The store and check in area

    Margaritaville Lake Resort Lake of the Ozarks - Lobby

    Margaritaville Lake Resort Lake of the Ozarks

    2.7(131 reviews)
    6.2 mi

    A wasp on our balcony ruined our vacation. My mother wanted the balcony we saw in the online info…read more What we got was a tiny balcony with a wasp that was determined to get into our room. The hotel sent up maintenance with a can of something and he sprayed the door. After he left the wasp came back. They moved us to another room. This balcony also had a wasp. The walls of the room are shockingly thin. There are a lot of children at tbe hotel and next door to us was a little boy, maybe 5, with his parents. They were very loud. We heard sounds, screams we should never hear in a $350+ room. Also there's problems with the air conditioning. It turns on or off and u can keep it at 67 degrees for the air or it switches to heat! The TV doesn't change channels and the volume is preset.

    Arrived for a conference to be told "good luck" by the outside parking attendants. Essentially both…read moreparking garages were full outside parking was full, and they wanted to wish me luck in my truck to find parking of which they had no suggestions. By the grace of God, I found a spot and luggage all of my luggage up the hill by myself sweating all the way. Arrived in the lobby to be greeted with no air air-conditioning and a 45 minute wait in the lobby to check in. I have waited in more enjoyable lines in Disney and Silver Dollar City. The only positive part was getting to know other people in line as we all remarked at what a disaster the situation was. It was a bit of a trauma bond situation as we exchanged parking trauma, as well as our current predicament, waiting forever to get to the front of the check-in line. I finally got to the front of the line only to be told that my credit card on file could not be charged and I needed another credit card in order to get my room key. Deep breath. I really needed a change in latitude and a change in attitude right about then as well as a stiff margarita. I was advised by the front door clerk that a gentleman was going to take me to my room after the check-in process. This was a bit misleading because all the check-in clerk did was hand me off to another rep for Margaritaville that simply drew on a map instructions on how to get to my room. There are many buildings and very odd ways of getting places that are quite confusing. They had moved our welcome reception to the JB deck, which was a bit difficult to get to, but I was able to run into a very helpful employee that took pity on me as I loved my luggage even further to another destination. I was told the next morning the coffee line was an hour long and people didn't know which was worse their wait for the coffee in the morning or their weight in the lobby the day before with no air-conditioning. The rooms were quite nice. I did like the large beds and the living room. The convention food was also well done as well as the amenities, including the shopping in the bowling on property. Adding stuff would have alleviated many of the issues that I experienced at this property and I am positive that they would be able to turn around most of their issues by just hiring more employees.

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    Margaritaville Lake Resort Lake of the Ozarks - Tiki Hut

    Tiki Hut

    Margaritaville Lake Resort Lake of the Ozarks
    Margaritaville Lake Resort Lake of the Ozarks - View

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    Lakewood Resort - Pool deck, marked off shallow end for kiddos and a view of the water.

    Lakewood Resort

    4.2(6 reviews)
    4.3 mi

    Man, was I anxious to travel down south (I live in Iowa) during COVID. Every community seems to be…read moretaking the pandemic differently. But my kiddos needed something NORMAL before school started up. We couldn't POSSIBLY cancel our annual summer vacation! This trip we stayed in Lakewood Resort's newest unit, just above the office. Wowza. Jacuzzi, in-unit laundry and a super secluded view of their alcove of the lake. A very nice spot. Our favorite unit. Coming from a college town where tons of protocols are done, a couple things rubbed me the wrong way. But ultimately, I felt safe. If you have kiddos who love outdoor swimming pools, this is the resort to stay at! My four year old has a phobia of not seeing his feet in the lake water. He will choose the 'blue water' over the 'brown water' any day of the week. This pool boasts a lake view. You also have the pool to yourself almost all day everyday since a majority of the folks that stay here go out on the lake each day. Talk about a great socially distanced week full of swimming and family! This was our third stay at this resort. The staff is friendly. The property is well maintained. The location is convenient and near a lot of great spots. There's internet in each unit. There's a lot to enjoy at Lakewood Resort.

    We were here for the first time in two bedroom units, complete with fireplace and dock also on the…read moresite they have Pool, tennis, shuffleboard, playground, game room, complimentary laundry and indoor hot tub and also a schedule for the week.!! Also lake of the ozarks invites boats, waterskiing, fishing and golfing.!! The resort is close to a lot of restaurants, wineries, near a lake, shopping and other places.!!! They are helpful and friendly.!!! I recommend this place. They also have one bedroom units and two units.

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    Lakewood Resort - Stairs down to the pool.

    Stairs down to the pool.

    Lakewood Resort - Pool entrance, deck and club house.  (Which houses a little lounge, bathroom, laundry machines and hot tub.)

    Pool entrance, deck and club house. (Which houses a little lounge, bathroom, laundry machines and hot tub.)

    Lakewood Resort - We were on the pontoon boat, when I take this picture.!!

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    We were on the pontoon boat, when I take this picture.!!

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