**Forbidden Cannabis Club: A Dispensary Wrapped in Mystery, But Definitely Not Forbidden (or a…read moreClub)** Step through the doors of **Forbidden Cannabis Club**, and prepare to experience **top-tier herbal perfection**, an establishment so expertly curated that it **defies all expectations**--including, apparently, the very meaning of its name. The product selection? **Unmatched.** Every strain is a masterpiece, every edible a revelation, every concentrate so smooth **it deserves an award**. The staff? **Phenomenal.** Knowledgeable, welcoming, and **ready to guide you through the finest offerings with the expertise of cannabis sommeliers**. And yet--**AND YET**--we must confront the **great paradox** standing at the heart of this dispensary: **It is neither forbidden nor a club.** Washington legalized cannabis years ago, so **nothing here is remotely forbidden**. You can browse freely, purchase freely, and leave **without fear of secret underground operations or dramatic cloak-and-dagger exchanges**. Forbidden Cannabis Club operates **fully within the law**, with licenses, regulations, and **an air of legitimacy so strong it could be mistaken for a government building.** And then--**the club.** You might expect **a private lounge**, velvet ropes, secret handshakes, maybe a doorman checking membership credentials before granting access to **an elite cannabis society known only to the chosen few**. But no. **Forbidden Cannabis Club is, very simply, a dispensary.** No memberships required, no exclusive gatherings, no underground meetings where people solemnly discuss the future of cannabis culture. **Just excellent products, great service, and a name that dares to mislead.** But here's the thing--**the name works.** It adds **an air of intrigue**, a touch of rebellious energy, a hint of mystery that makes walking in feel like **you've discovered something truly special**. And really, you have--**because this place delivers nothing short of cannabis excellence.** Five stars. And **a respectful nod to the audacity of its name.**

pretty cool dispensary. appreciate the extra parking in the back. large selection and good deals…read more the tech here is broken though. there aren't tracked rewards and the website has been down for months. it used to be nice to see if they had what I want before heading over. I don't go as much to this spot with all the other options because of this.

I've been to this location quite a few times and I've never been disappointed. Their staff are very…read moreknowledgeable and always have the best recommendations! Shoutout to Tony for being knowledgeable and always willing to help!

honestly, the WORST customer service i've ever experienced. None of the workers are educated in…read moreproduct. I bought a bad cartridge that they refused to return, offered me an employee discount off my next purchase instead of making it right, total BS. The employees here are AWFUL, SMELL BAD, and have NO customer service skills. I will never come back !!! American Mary's Dispensary being 2 blocks up the street towards wallingford with a great crew~ DONT SUPPORT THE JOINT, period.

Ruckus is an amazing shop with great, knowledgeable employees…read more Much better than their competitors, Ruckus elevates the buying experience regardless of your previous knowledge and experience.

The customer service is great, they smile at you and are friendly while they rip you off with a…read morebogus selection of "what you were looking for" when in reality they grab the worst example of an Oz they carry in the store and when you say you don't want a bag of stems and leaves they tell you that it's going to set you back 50 to 60 MORE dollars than you initially wanted to pay. So after 3 years of getting jerked around by the people running the place I walked across the street asked for the same thing, the bud-tender brought out 3 options all within 10 dollars of what I asked for, I ended up with something better and cheaper than I wanted. I've gotten bags from this place that had TOYS inside to make the bag look bigger, like you thing you are getting a full bag but it's half full and they fill the rest out with little pins to put on your crocs if you even own then, the bud tenders never mentioned this, and the packaging left it out too, this place has gone from my go-to shop to one of the shadiest, sorriest, lousiest examples of a dispensary I have ever had the displeasure of frequenting. If you aren't a bud-tender yourself or VERY knowledgeable on the subject of herb, then you WILL be ripped off at this place, simple as, they will lie to your face, they will cheat you out of your money, and thanks to the post-prohibition era you can't even get a refund.

Called to ask if they can look up my purchase under my account, because my disposable stopped…read moreworking after 6 days. I called and the man said " I don't know if we can look it up it's best to keep your receipt" he did not advise me of the 7 day policy when I was on the phone. So I went the next day They said "yes we can look it up, oh it's passed the 7 day mark sorry" Will never buy from Greenside again. 1st time I strayed from my usual Queen Anne dispensary and it was a mistake .

Bought an no mids once, came with hella seeds. Called explained the situation, was promised a call…read moreback to see what the manager can do and nothing.

My girl and I live just down the block. Stop by a couple of times a month to pick up an eighth of…read moreflower. [We've both been smoking since Cheech & Chong were making their first couple of movies.] They always have great buds at a good price! Miss the old days when there was some continuity in staff, back in the Harrison, Natalie, Daniel days, though. Seems like it's been a revolving door the past couple of years now. Seldom see the same budtender more than 2-3 visits in a row. Not that I've ever had a bad experience, mind you...

As a longtime customer and consumer from this dispensary through the years, it was confusing to me…read morewhen I stepped in one day to be greeted by an employee who looks like he stepped straight out of a yoga studio-meets- 2010 Urban Outfitters. But that wasn't the only thing that confused me; it was his actions. Not only did i witness some very unprofessional behavior from him to his POC coworker, he felt sleazy and uncomfortable to work with as a customer as well. I don't know what power trip he's on but if someone from your own management doesn't do something about this then you've lost clientele. What happened to the fun people that used to worked here? Oh yeah; gone because you're replacing them with mediocre men who can't even be friendly to their customers let alone coworkers. I better not see that man bun again

Had such a good experience with Mare at Uncle Ike's. I came in looking to stock up on some…read morehigher-quality joints without spending a ridiculous amount, and she absolutely delivered. She knew the products and deals really well, helped me compare a bunch of options, and made sure I left with a great mix for the price. What I appreciated most was that she also helped me think ahead about what to try on my next visit instead of making the whole interaction feel like a quick sale. Really friendly, helpful, and genuinely good at what she does.

Maddy was the best! She's served me a few times now and is always a pleasure to chat with :)read more

First time in the store today and it was great! I appreciate the selection and help from my…read morebudtender. Will be back!

This place is my go to spot in Seattle! From California and the deals are way better at Ruckus…read more. Awesome staff... great products... treat yourself!!!!!

stopped here in seattle while on a walk to pikes. I was appauled at the group of losers just…read morehanging around in front asking for "reparations." I know they can't fully control what goes on outside of their store, but I'd honestly go elsewhere just to avoid those losers next time. There was a group of about 8, just partying there in front of this store. They had a speaker with music and were definitely getting lit by 11am..... The store itself was cool inside, product was fine, and the tenders were also very nice. Overall the place is fine, but I think they should not be letting large groups of bums hang out and bug their customers.....

I called this establishment 7 times to ask for assistance with my order and my call was cancelled 5…read moretimes and I was hung up on twice. This is a joke. I've been a walk in and the last 2 times I was checked out the one specific cashier kept my change twice when I didn't tell her it was a tip- the jar is in front of me. You can give me my change back. I was trying to make an online order but the website cannot authorize my email address or allow me to save my info to be able to check out. I don't need this bullshit. There's more dispensaries that won't give me extra frustration