Was in the Mt. Vernon section of Alexandria with some friends and decided to stop in for an early dinner at local favorite River Bend Bistro. Their website suggests making a reservation via Resy, and good thing I did. When we arrived around 5:30pm, the place was 30% full. By the time we left around 7pm, it was packed.
Located in the quaint Hollin Hills shopping center off of Ft. Hunt Road, a few people I know have recommended River Bend Bistro as a "hidden gem." Unfortunately, based upon my recent dining experience this place should stay "hidden" until they correct a few major issues with their food and most importantly, service.
Dining room tries to evoke California wine country vibes with dark hardwood floors, dark wooden cabinets filled with wines, with semi-uncomfortable rounded metal chairs and booth style seating along the walls. Even with large windows towards the front, the interior space is still dimly lit.
Didn't really catch our server's name, but for a place which supposedly specializes in wine, he wasn't particularly knowledgeable about the offerings. Our party ordered three different proteins: fish, duck, and chicken. We asked fairly basic questions about what type of wines would he recommend pairing with each, and he couldn't really give any good answers.
"Well, what do you like? White with the fish? Excellent choice. A glass of the house white wine, then?"
OR
"I can suggest a red with the duck, sir. What type? Oh we have many. What did you see which interests you? Oh the Australian Shiraz? Very good choice."
Talk about generic "advice." I wonder if I had inquired about the wines from the "Arbor Mist" or "Charles Shaw" wineries, if he would've responded, "I've heard those are excellent wines, but we do not carry them." We finally settled on a California Merlot and a German Riesling.
The table shared a starter of Caramelized Onion Tater Tots with Horseradish Cream, and the husband portion of the couple I dined with, had the split pea soup. The soup was...well, it was awful. The bowl arrived and even across the table, I could tell it wasn't going to be good. The soup was very thin, and lacked the thickness representative of a typical split pea soup. And my buddy confirmed that there were hardly any peas or smoked ham. He only had 1/4 of the soup and let the waiter know, it was very underwhelming.
Many reviews mentioned that the tots were "highlights," and they were...okay. To me anyway, mashed potatoes were battered and deep fried; not typical tater tots, but the consistency was good. The accompanying horseradish sauce would be indicative of a constant theme of the evening - lack of flavor. The dipping sauce was neither spicy and needed salt...lots of extra salt. Honestly, it tasted more of mayo with a hint of horseradish mixed in.
My friend's wife got the chicken with the house made Tagliatelle Pasta, and I agree that the presentation was a bit off. I'm glad there was a large piece of chicken, but it could've been pre-cut into sections to make it easier to eat, instead of having to perform "surgery" by sawing it at the table. She mentioned the Sherry Cream sauce and mushrooms was good, but again, her dish needs several dashes of table salt. My friend's trout was...again, just bad. It was leathery dry and when we mentioned something to the waiter, he looked at it and remarked, "oh, there is normally a sauce on this. let me take it back for you and have the chef remake it."
It came out a few minutes later and the previously dry fish was now soaked in a white wine and butter sauce. He reported it was better, but still, would've been nice if it was sent to the table correctly the first time. When we asked him about this, he seemingly blamed the kitchen by saying, "Oh they are busy and sometimes they forget things like this. I will mention it to them." Well, if the kitchen sometimes "forget things like this," shouldn't you check it then before serving it? I spent many years of my youth waiting tables, and this was ALWAYS something I did.
My duck dish was probably the best of the bunch. There was a good portion size, and the Fig and Madeira Sauce was tasty. A few pieces of duck were under the medium rare that I usually prefer, but still tender enough. However, (and wait for it) the dish was super underflavored. I had to use several dashes of table salt and pepper since it was so bland. Potatoes and green beans were tepid, which once again leads me to believe our dishes were sitting under a heat lamp waiting to be served, after they were finished.
Didn't want any dessert or coffee afterwards, since we were all feeling a bit letdown by the current 4 star Yelp rating. Dinner for three adults with 3 glasses of wine, two starters, and entrees came to roughly $150 with tax and tip.
River Bend Bistro might be popular with the locals, but I'll not be patronizing again if I'm in the area.