Unfortunately, I had an experience so poor here that I have been stirred into posting a review as means of a petty revenge. My girlfriend and I were condescended to and practically kicked out of this please after spending 7 EUROS ON ONE COFFEE. Even if just for the sake of making up for my terrible experience, please avoid this place with it's obvious, avid and thinly veiled hatred of tourists and subsequently, customers.
Up until visiting this restaurant everything I'd heard about Parisians being rude seemed completely untrue, quite the contrary in fact, as the majority of Parisians seems incredibly friendly and helpful. I know a fair amount of French but I am by no means fluent but I adopt the attitude of a little French gets you somewhere, but none gets you nowhere.
Anyway, on to the vitriolic hate speech. *cough*. I meant review. I'm usually far too British to complain about things, and being only 20 years old, most of the time I can't be bothered to get angry when I have a bad experience, especially after having been on the receiving end of customer fury when working behind a popular public facing technology technical help bar - not to be mentioned here (I'll give you three guesses).
To begin with, my girlfriend and I greeted the waitress in (probably awful) French and sat down at a table, asking if it was ok for us just to order drinks, as many people were doing, hell, it's a Parisian cafe, and being reassured that this was fine. All good so far.
After taking a seat I went to order a coffee which to my horror I realised was 7 FLIPPING EUROS, being too exhausted to go elsewhere after a long day of being an annoying tourist, I figured "hey, I'm on holiday, why not?". Expecting the best coffee on the face of the planet and service to boot, I then go to order. I ordered tentatively and as my girlfriend was unsure of first what to order, but mainly the extortionate prices, she asked for tap water until she was sure. This is where things became interesting. The stern reply was a derogatory "No." followed by a long expectant silence and expectant stare. I chalked this first faux-pas up to a language barrier and gave the waitress the benefit of the doubt, assuming that we'd just broken a hidden golden rule equivalent to spitting on a server's shoes, me being nice and all.
We then proceeded to receive our drinks and take in the sights of the charming Saint-Michel fountain whilst enjoying our over priced, reluctantly-served-to-stupid-foreigners beverages. I was tragically mistaken, it seems.
Before we could even finish drinking, the waitress from before approached and said first in French "pay now and leave". Unsure of my French I thought I'd better make sure, so I asked her to repeat this in English. Nope, I was correct, "You pay now and go please." So taken aback by this strange confrontation was I, that I did the bumbling tourist thing of *blank stare* "Oh.... Ok then"
Ultimately we left feeling sour and stupid having being obviously belittled and not good enough in whatever secret way the other, unbothered customers who had also ordered a single drink, seemed to know. Anyone would think I'd decided to dine naked and sit shouting Nazi propaganda. I assure you fellow Yelpers that I did no such thing, and aside from sitting in an open air cafe in the mid afternoon in a t-shirt and shorts looking exhausted, I see no reason as to why we should be evicted from our seats before even being able to finish our order. Colour me pissed off.
Like I say, this was an exception to the rule of generally pleasant people but I am unsure of how I or my girlfriend happened to have caused such offence. I think asking for water is equivalent to an incredibly offensive racial slur so I advise not doing this. My girlfriend and I left the place bemused and upset and frankly feeling like stupid commoners, which we obviously were. How dare we try and enjoy Paris. Such amenities are not for us, obviously.
Please, if only to make up for our crappy, crappy, over expensive and condescending service, go elsewhere, as this will serve some sense of self instilled justice.
Rant over, if you read this far, thank you!
P.S I got over it rather quickly but thought that maybe if this helped even just one person avoid the same crappy experience, then it would be worth the time and effort it took to write!
Also. Apologies for spelling etc! This was written in a keyboard warrior type rage very late at night.
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