Only five and one star reviews (until this one) is pretty telling of this place - as its name…read moresuggests, it's very divisive! This is my third time in - I'm like a moth to the flame and somehow always end up stopping in when I'm at Fort Myers Beach. Their whole schtick is absurd and raunchy merch, great for gag gifts for someone with middle school boy humor. And that's exactly what you'll find here: very raunchy, vulgar, and not-for-everyone merch. To the point where nobody in our group ended up getting anything - it's THAT out there. It's mostly overpriced t-shirts with their namesake and other similar variations on that joke, but they have some other merch like stickers, hats, etc in a similar style. I got a sticker, but have to admit I wasn't in love with their sticker selection. Some of their stuff feels a bit random to be in there. This is definitely NOT for everyone, but it's a funny store that's always good for a few laughs if you're in the area!

We showed up at 8:55p.m. (door says 9p.m. close, Google says 10) after walking in the rain to…read moresupport them post-storm. The store was already locked, and the lady was unbelievably rude when we asked about the hours. They're big on asking for community support, but only on their terms. Shipwreck across the way welcomed us warmly even at closing, so we spent our money there instead.

A few weeks ago, we went in to get my son fitted for his prom tux. At first, everyone was very…read morefriendly and we were excited for the experience. Unfortunately, things took a major turn the night of prom. When my son's friend opened his tux bag at the hotel room, there was a very strong cigarette smell coming from the tux. These are minors getting ready for prom, so that was pretty shocking and unpleasant right away. Then my son realized his tux pants were way too large. He noticed a pin still stuck in the pants (photo attached), pulled it out, and immediately stuck his finger badly enough to bleed. Leaving tailoring pins inside a finished tux rental is completely unacceptable and honestly dangerous, can even lead to disease. Also the pin was probably there because they needed to be altered. No other reason I can think of. Because the pants were falling down, we had to rush to Dillard's right before prom started to buy an emergency belt just to make the outfit wearable in time. I called Crystal, the owner, hoping for help or at MINIMUM an apology. Instead, she immediately became defensive and stated she was "too busy" and "with other customers right now." She insisted the pants fit him perfectly, which essentially implied we were being dishonest, despite the obvious pin left in the garment and the fact that the pants were unusable without buying another item. What shocked me most was not even the mistake itself, mistakes happen in business. It was the complete lack of accountability, concern, apology, or attempt to resolve the situation. As a business owner myself, I cannot imagine responding to a customer this way on such an important night for a teenager. And after my son brought his friends there. Gross. Prom is a once-in-a-lifetime event, and the added stress right before the dance was incredibly disappointing. I would strongly recommend others double-check their alterations and garments carefully before leaving the store or steering clear.

After being told I needed 10 days to get a tux rental at Men's Warehouse I went to The Tuxxman…read more. They had no issue in getting me a tux in 7 days. The tux was perfect and I received many compliments. The entire experience was flawless and I highly recommended this establishment.

Every time in Naples, I check out Teruzzi's. Alan is excellent and really take pride in making sure…read moreyou look your best. Been visiting now for over 10 years.

I have been buying here for 7 yrs the selection and fabrics are the best on Fl west coast Alans…read moreselections are fabulous. If you like great shirts and sport coats you need to go there

I shopped at Alvin's Island Naples store and couldn't have had a more perfect experience. The…read moremanager Orkun had the best customer service I have experienced in a long time. The quality of the items purchased is great and they don't fall apart. I would recommend this location and staff to anyone looking for swimwear and Naples Swag!

Help was extremely unfriendly and unhelpful. Had to yell for someone to check us out.read more

My fiancé and I (both mid 50's) went in looking for souvenirs. We had both found birthday cards and…read morewe each had two in one of our hands . A person working there came up to us aggressively and very loud-friendly said "I'll take these to the register for you . My fella said that he didn't want me to see what he had (he'd chosen it for me) she just walked away . I could see her hovering around and thought it was strange....I then had picked up some tea towels that I decided to purchase, I was holding them in one hand and was talking to my guy and that same woman came up behind me and VERY aggressively snatched them out of my hand ...I didn't even see her coming ...I looked at my fella and said "let's get out of here" , he answered me with "Yeah this is weird" the lady then was walking toward me and I said to her "that was really rude". I said to my guy "As if we're going to steal anything" ....she then said , REALLY loudly, " OH NO!! I WAS JUST MAKING IT EASY FOR YOU TO SHOP !!!" We just left . This is a store that we had visited each time we come to Fort Myers Beach...it has changed owners, but we still have purchased several hundred dollars worth of merchandise there each and every year for many years, too bad that I won't be going back again.

The customer service is over the top. After losing everything to Ian I finally am getting back into…read moremy condo. The sales lady, Jan, not only assisted me but she even delivered a lamp I purchased ! Simply amazing! Cannot wait to go back and shop some more!

They don't stand by their products. I tried to return a visor that fell apart in a months time…read more Adding insult to injury they claimed I hadn't bought it there.

They have a wonderful selection of golf apparel and gifts. I can always find something when I shop…read morethere.

I'm assuming the owner thinks if he takes no accountability then he doesn't need to compensate for…read morean error. Learned my lesson early, thank GOD

Everyone was very helpful with my custom order. It was a rush job and they came through for me. I…read morerecommend Walter's! I did 4 Oxford shirts with a custom logo for our business.