Would you like to pay a 40 dollar minimum on shitty warm beer? Would you like to pay a stupid amount of money just to walk in the door and find the place sad and empty on a FRIDAY NIGHT? Would you like a dancer to rip the money you're getting out of the atm out of your hand and put it in her purse? Then this is the club for you! Do not go here. Go to any other strip club. read more

show and tell had sexiest women in Philadelphia come alone or with a party you wont regret read more

Show & Tel - Strip Clubs Near Me - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

If you like being robbed by strippers, go here! Lol they literally steal your money and the bouncers say they don't care at all

I use to come here with a ex girlfriend, they had private booths and a movie theater, my ex got horney in the theater and she became the show. I get hard just thinking about them hot nights. read more

Finally had to glance over what Yelpers have to say about Show'n'Tel. As I could have probably guessed: these are 'amateurs' trying to guide you. Observe: half of the reviews are from timid-little-momma's-daughters (predictably shrinking, squealing, and wrinkling-their-little-noses; issuing outraged 'ewwww' at everything they see). Are you gonna trust what suburbanites have to say about a strip club? Fumbling internet n00bs... lacking important 'life-experience prerequisites' for evaluating a joint like this. Way over their heads. They probably brought their cellphones in with them to play Tetris during this...outrageous..live...phantasmagoria. LIVE NUDE GIRLS! Live! Nude! Girls! Do you HEAR me? That's what I'm tawkin' bout. Friends, Romans, countrymen--you should take what I am about to proclaim as gospel. Absorb these words. The straight dope on this matter is that Show'n'Tel is not only the best strip club in Philadelphia...it is the best strip club on the entire East Coast of the United States. There's really nothing like it anywhere outside of Amsterdam. It's unique. Frankly, I don't know how it survives. Some of the information given by other Yelpers is flat-out false. Sure, a couple strippers are occasionally present who might be over 39. But why be scared about it? Management wants to serve as many different tastes as possible. Men of all ages visit this bar, remember. Besides, veteran strippers 'train' the new hires. Furthermore, these older pros have colossal, *porn-star* bodies. Quite a sight to see. Nevermind. The impression given by other Yelpers is wrong in so many ways, (even allowing for two 'older' ladies). What Show'n'tel is KNOWN for, guys--FAMOUS for--is the startling and astounding YOUTH of its staff. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Enter this bar, and you will see naked girls so young you will feel the hair rise on the back of your neck--you will feel like you're about to get CUFFED. This bar has by far, the youngest talent working in the city. Giggly, giddy, dizzy, bubbly-young-things in their first stripping jobs. Nubile, supple, lithe, lissome, slender, perky...fresh-faced co-eds, waitresses & single moms making tuition & rent. You've never seen the beat of it. The most *scrumptious* flesh in town, the most delicious, delectable, little honeys...and they sweat *hard* for every dollah! Are they great dancers? No, not really--but who cares? You can find truly great pole dancers next door at 'Club Risque'. Onward: the economics. This bar is simply the best bargain ever. No, it is not overpriced. If you think its overpriced, you are showing your inexperience at drinking. A mere $20 door-fee lets you BYOB. Can you not see the savings? You don't have to tip barmaids every time you order a drink. See, if you had to order five $5 beers every 30 minutes--tipping a few bucks every beer--how much do you think you'd spend in three hours? A 12-pak of Pabst from a store nearby is $9. So, just do the math. The door-fee is covered as soon as you drink 2-3 of your own beers. Plus, 'economies-of-scale' when you split the booze bill with buddies. Heck, you can bring in a 1/4 or 1/2 keg if you wish! How does this not make sense to you? Are you insane? There's a lot more I could divulge about Show'n'tel. I haven't even mentioned the stage-shows, the specialty acts, the audience participation; the games; the star performers, or the diverse audiences of rowdy adventurers. Guys AND girls attend! No, I really can't even discuss any of the bizarre and mind-blowing sights I've witnessed here. You just wouldn't believe me. You can't handle the truth. The reason I speak up for Show'n'Tel at all, is just to dispel the delicate, little-white-glove mewling from the kittenish waifs who have reviewed it so far. Perhaps they sense that a place like this is the greatest threat ever, to their marriage dreams? (a guy can have more fun here than he can in +20 years of marriage, that's for sure). Hey, I freely admit this place is FILTHY. I willingly affirm its NASTY. But in the best way! This filth is what makes it *great*. That's why you can't listen to dainty Bryn Mawr girls. They just don't get it, and they never will. The sweet, ripe, rank sleaziness of this den-of-iniquity is what makes it stupendous. Its a place for us men to be the pigs we are. This is what we *crave*. It's occasionally even dangerous...but we like that too. Hell yeah. Bottom line: 'Show'n'tel' is easily the most fun go-go bar I've ever seen, and I have been all over the world many times. In the USA, probably only New Orleans compares. Why this phenomenal flesh-pit is found in Philadelphia of all places, I can not fathom. But I swear ...if you come here for a buddy's bachelor party (& if you know what you're doing) you can enjoy debauchery approaching *monumental* proportions. You will need to see a priest about it someday. There is truly Caligulean excess here. The guy grinning in the seat next to you has cloven hooves. read more

This place is nice. The bar and bar area are as advertised. Fully nude club and bar. Took a while getting there and found women just looking to entertain. You ask me, this place and Cheerleaders has the most beautiful strippers in Philadelphia. Fully nude. Walk up to the stage and tip. Use to go with friends in my fraternity and office, a great night out read more

As a female, I love this place. The staff is always pretty nice to me. The girls are mostly nice too. I've never had a bad experience here

We here on a Friday night. Very first time at a strip club. Did not stay all night. Left at around one in the morning. Never really was super super packed. Girls were sexy. Got two lap dances. From two different strippers. Both of them were great. Definitely a great spot to go on a Friday night! read more

Nice place to give a blowjob or to get one?. Never been in a nude bar?. Something to do in the mean time

I heard some sleazy ass stuff on this place. Those commwnts were wrong. Thw MOST BEAUTIFUL Dancers and lafies pf entettainment are at this place. Pwoplw javw b.a. ethnic sib culture stories and stereotypes. Bwaitiful women in this establishment. read more

I came here tonight at around 9pm with a friend of mine after dinner. We were seriously bored [Monday night in the city] so we figured we'd take a walk on the "wild side". First of all, the place was completely empty when we walked in, save for one heavily tattooed, trashy looking stripper half- heartedly dancing on the pole. Apparently the place OPENED at 9pm, and it was a Monday night so nbd. We sat down awkwardly for a second [pretending to check phones ect. because she'd never been to a strip club before, and I had never actually participated at a strip club before. We really only came to watch the severe thirst going on between the men & strippers. Anyway, more men came in, so it was ok, because then the stripper wasn't really paying attention to us anymore since we had previously been the only people in the club. So THEN, the stripper suddenly faces us from on the stage, lies on her back, throws apart her legs, pulls ASIDE HER PANTIES, [yes ladies and gentleman, S&T is full nude WHICH WAS A BIG SURPRISE TO ME] and asks if we want to "take a shot", aka, throw crumpled up dollar bill balls at her vagina. Uhm no, I'm good thank you. She had directly asked my friend, who couldn't hear over the music, so my friend turns to me like wtf is going on, and when I look back at the stripper to ask what she had said, she gave me a death look and left. then her time on stage stopped, and she gets up, walks up to the other side of the bar, and flipping her boobs up and down, asks my friend if she wants a dance. uhm, no. she's good thank you. I totally looked away. If the woman was younger, prettier, cleaner looking, and less aggressive I probably would've submitted but it was just creepy. Then she makes her way around the bar, gets up in my face, and again, flipping her [aging, saggy] boobs up and down, asks me if I want to tip her. Not really. I was a bit uneasy and way too sober, so I told her I would rather just get a few drinks first. And that's when it hit the ceiling. "What do you mean, not right now." "Uh, this is our first time in a strip club, we kind of want to ease into things." "They fucking called me out here to dance for you." [no they didn't.] "Well like I said we've never been to a strip club before.." "Well that's what you fucking do at a strip club. You tip people." "Ok, well maybe later." I didn't know what else to do, so I turned away from her because she was trying to start a fight. she then proceeded to stare at my back for literally 3-4 minutes. then she says "Corny ass bitches" and stomps off. never again. read more

I feel dirty just writing this. There is no reason to visit Show N Tel once you turn 21. It is a BYOB, so it is always filled with 18-20 year old kids taking in their first strip club experience (and what an experience it is!). Money is saved by bringing your own beer, but it is lost quickly on the $20 cover and topless vultures who circle the weak, waiting to pick at the one dollar bill remains. The attractiveness of the aforementioned vultures spreads throughout a broad spectrum, from very attractive to...well, I'll let your imagination run wild as to what the opposite end is. It is always very dark and freezing cold in Show N Tel (probably to help fight the spread of disease) and any time I have ever been here I feel like taking a shower immediately after. Like I said, if you are over 21 and can go anywhere else...go anywhere else. If you are 18-20 and want to be blown away (insert joke here) go to Show N Tel...after all, you can't get in to Delilah's. read more

To start off, I left a tip about this place a few years ago that was a bit harsh. Okay, so my brand new iPhone was likely pocketed by a shot girl that resembled baba's roommate at the old folks home. However, time heals all wounds and looking back I might have been naive to think I could mouth off to a club girl that found out Japan surrendered on the radio. This brings me to my most recent experience at Show 'N Tell. Roll up after Wing Bowl around 10:15 a.m. and it's PACKED. (I think the cover was 10 but the doorman seemed pretty flexible considering the crowd). We wait in line for a minute before we find out it's BYOB. Following this revelation, my friends and I snuck in 2 fifths and a bag of wine but nobody seemed too concerned. Girls weren't terrible or whatever they were smiling and had lady parts so I'll give 'em all 10's. Bouncers were on point enough to keep people civil but friendly enough to let us have a good time. We had zero problems with anybody; in fact, I'm still searching for the guy with the other half of this tattoo. Anyway, I felt responsible to make amends for my old review and tell whoever yelps philly strip clubs that this place ain't always that bad and definitely do it after Wing Bowl. read more

- Just moved to philly from New York City; ive heard about the Philly strip scene & the escort scene. decided to check things out for my self personally. i can definitely say this. this place is kinda like this: if you know you ONLY have $150 - $250 to spend ( which is CHEAP ) for a strip club. then Go and see whatever you can afford. however if you go with this mentality like any strip club you get what you paid for. soo; i'm Not suggesting thats the Actual amount to go with. but i'm using it as an Analogy. basically saying its a cheap joint and thats EXACTLY what it is. but who Wants to pay $5k - $10k @ strip club when you can get the same or MORE outta of the action for cheaper prices ? again; i 'm Not saying this experience will happen for everyone.( i was fortunate, and was jus making an observation also ). - interesting thing about this place is they have a Adult Novelty Shop built in the club;well actually its before you even set foot into the club.and it on the other side of the club so you'll never see it actually unless you go through with 1 of the girls to the private rooms in the back ( the same back rooms with camera's ) yeah you heard that right. CAMERA'S !! sooo if that bother's you....then i suggest you make a hefty decision asap before you Penis gets too excited. Now as for the talent pool. let me just say this. some girls & myself became personal and others well....they Great at entertaining me.Also let me add this: ATTENTION to Men. listen these are Ladies,Women you know jus like your mother & sister's and daughter,etc. try to Remember this before you call'em whores,sluts. I' Don't defend sexual work personally but i ALWAYS treat people / individuals with respect no matter what walks of life they bare. however don't get caught up in there Nonsense either too fellas. there's always a girl with a " Story to tell you " . in the grand scheme of things it is what it is a " Strip Club ". Truth be told; if your looking for T & A in a strip club and some action. just arrange an escort or fly down to Miami or go West Coast or Southern States. because those are well known to get down & dirty the way Men love it to be.However don't be fooled, your ass is going to pay through the pockets for any amount of fun you want. Just saying !! - So word to the wise: don't listen to reviewer's who never ever ventured Or understands the " Strip - Exotic Club " atmosphere. they'll be doing you a disservice and you will not be properly educated on this industry. not just saying this for this establishment but All of the Adult Entertainment establishments. read more

NOT RECOMMENDED.-- CAMERA RECORDING IN "PRIVATE" ROOM 1. No WARNING SIGNS on the private room door of CAMERAS IN THE PRIVATE ROOM ... you sort of find out when you walk in and your money is out of your hands. Not giving the customer fair warning ahead of time is deceitful. 2 . Who is recording ? Who has access ? These are all questions that I am left with. I believe the club records you so that they see dancers..... are putting all the money into the machine in the" private" room. 3.Whether they wipe their DVR's securely via BleachBit etc. or whether private room video will end up in the wrong hands I don't know . Stay away-- WHY RISK YOUR PRIVACY GO ANYWHERE ELSE . read more

Came here as a joke because I've never been to a strip club before and have heard some terrible things about this place. Don't ask me why I wanted to experience them for myself, I was drunk ok. Idk if I was too drunk or what but tbh the girls were cute and super nice to me. Paid a cover fee of $20 and the bartender hooked it up. 3 shots of tequila for $4 lol love it. But yeah overall it was a hilariously fun experience. I wouldn't come here if you wanted actual services; just come here for the shits and giggles hahaha. read more

Love this place! Visited with a friend of mine recently. A lot of lovely ladies; laid back atmosphere while still classy, clean, and fun; bouncers were respectful and not rude like they are in other clubs; prices were ressonable; definitely worth a repeat visit...not to mention, there are no other nude clubs nearby (club is in South Philly), just topless, unless one wants to go to Daydreams, a nude club that is approximately a 20 minute drive from Show & Tel. Daydreams is, in my opinion as well as my friend's opinion, a dump. Especially liked dancers London, Nina, Jasmine, and Jewels. All very attractive, sexy ladies...did a show with Nina and got a lap dance from Jasmine; both experiences were beyond hot! Can't wait to go back there! read more

This place was gross, ive only been once so this is my experience but the girls were kinda beat up looking, it was fun trying to throw ones into a cup that a girl had shoved between her ass cheecks, but the lapdances arent private at all theyre just off to the side of the main stage and they keep their clothes on so its pretty lame. I went here after leaving Risque and it was an overall stepdown in quality. read more

Well I went back to show n tell. Trying to have fun and find a girl to spend money on , I had $500 in cash. For the most part, the girls were friendly, they put on a good show, all that. Hair and makeup was done. I was having a drink when I was approached by a chubby girl with long curly brown hair, named Page Now I'm not bashing her weight, beauty comes in all shapes n sizes. What I am bashing is her personality. She was drunk after two shots of watered down vodka, not at all a pretty crier, and felt the need to tell me personal info I'd be happier not knowing. Hearing about your brother committing suicide to get away from you and how the state took your kids totally killed my mood. Than on top of that, she begged to come home with me for 100$ . I was so annoyed that I took my money to risqué down the block. read more

How in the world is this place still open.... The Dances use drugs. Management does not care about any problems you tell them and the guy at the door is just the worst you can ever come across. The bouncers barely pay attention to what is going, except talking to the dancers. The dancers talk about other customers openly in a disrespectful manner. They are either too damn old or just young and act like little 6 year olds. The dancers start to stumble all over the place from drinking to much and doing too many damn drugs . Then you have the bouncers feeling all on the dancers and managment at the front desk in the store who must be the dealer because he seems to be so doped up it's crazy. The private rooms you can surely get sex because the dancer said they don't pay attention if I wanted to. Then she showed me the private video booth that has a freaking glory hole. A damn glory hole. Ok. They allow this and they are cool with it. Only plus was looking at the bartenders. If they only hired dancers that looked half as good as the bartenders this place might be worth another try. But from what I have heard this place only keeps low budget dancers. So best bet is if you like low budget dancers that look like meth heads then go for it. Just remember use bleach to wash yourself when you get home read more

If you're wondering whether the majority of these reviews are accurate, let me assure you that they are. If you really need to see a vagina go to the penns port pub (right next door) before they close ridiculously early. If you need to see a vagina and get a lap dance go to the penns port pub then head over to Risque. If you need to see a vagina while getting a lap dance try Day Dreams. If you really want to see a vagina, get a lap dance, pay a twenty dollar cover, and hang out in the cheapest looking bar possible while 18 year old douchbags toss dollar bills into solo cups wedged in some girl's butt then by all means hit up Show N' Tell. Fair warning, the girls here are, by far, the lowest quality I've seen in Philly. PS Their "couch dances" are $30 dollars and take place in tiny wooden booths along one side of the main room, facing out to the stages. read more

I just skimmed over these reviews, and I don't know why people are hating on this place. It's a strip bar on columbus boulevard what the hell were you expecting? It's entertaining and the beer buckets are a pretty good deal. Would I bring out-of-town business colleagues out here? Certainly not, but it's a fun spot to check out with open-minded friends. read more

It deserves no stars. Not even the girls give this place a bad name but the staff. The counter guy mike has a douchey attitude and his pants are too short. Floods over sweetie. Then the bouncer who was passed out in the corner. Is this place safe? Don't get me started on the body fluids in the back rooms.... read more

If you're out on the road all morning and haven't masturbated by mid-day and REALLY need to let one out, I highly suggest the token booths available here. You can shut the door or leave even leave it open, some creep-o's would love to watch..or so I've heard. You can just shoot on the wall or the floor, they'll clean it up for you!! read more

Went there with some friends on Friday night. It was not good. Expensive and the girls were not attractive. They also constantly came up asking for money to see their girly parts. Nasty. read more

Awesome! Went for my 24th birthday had a blast with my fiance! All around great time. Some great girls, some not so great. Considering the industry, I didn't feel as if the place was dirty contrary to what most people said! Would highly recommend to someone who is open to a wild experience that some may consider inappropriate! read more

I like this place, had a good time with a few friends and met a few there as well. Strippers are ehh. Depending on when you go, the better talented ones are there on Friday and Saturday. They use the dancers to bartend on nights their not dancing so the drinks suck as you could imagine. Pregame or only order beer! Overall 4/5 because the quality of dancers is usually above average and it's only $10 at the door. read more

It's a decent place in a not so decent neighborhood. I went at about 230 in the morning and there were still a decent amount of people there. Some of the girls were gorgeous some of them were average and one was very gross. It is a pretty relaxed atmosphere and girls aren't begging for your money like most of the other places. I'd go back again probably. read more

BYOB at its finest. Non hustley strippers, friendly and not totally sketchy staff, strippers essentially hung out with my friends and I because we are interesting people with a ton of beer and they all put cups in their asses so I can play basketball with my cash. Overall a quality strip club experience, would recommend to anyone who is a degenerate or on a bender. read more

Buyer BEWARE, As you are enjoying your bar drink suddenly a dancer will as you if you want to go to the private room, and will take your cash... BUT when you to the private room its a brightly lit room with 2 DOME CAMERAS OVER YOUR HEAD..... oh and your cash is in the hands of the stripper , then you come to the realization of how you just got scammed, by not being informed its a room with a lot of cameras and that you are now stuck, as there are no signs that there that warm of recording and monitoring. Now instead of enjoying yourself, you are left wondering what kind of scummy staff members are recording or watching you and who has access to video of these monitored private room. I don't like the way you are tricked into the private rooms not realizing this. -----This is the only stripc club I have walked out of feeling worse than when I came in.------- Totally ridiculous to trick customers like this. PS, if any say footage ended up on the net by an employee who was dissatisfied by the boss and the boss was recording and not worrying about the privacy of customer. Lets just say............. it will be the last buck the bar owner earns. read more

Once the entertainer has left the "roster" management should be able to be contacted for removal of photo advertising their presence anywhere near this facility. This club does not own exclusive rights to photos of other people. They do whatever they want. If they want to post video footage they can. They have cameras everywhere. But management is hard to get a hold of. They're always so busy. read more

It is a perfect place for a bachelor party. Probably because you are a bit inebriated in the first place, plus you can put your bachelor friend on the stage and really embarrass him. The girls are fun but as far as "quality" let's just just compare them to the pizza you left out overnight and it is now 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Some things don't look right- a little too greasy or a little dried out. So long as you are sober, you are not going to eat the pizza but if you get enough beers in you it seems just right. read more

This is a great place for bachelor parties! They have beautiful girls, they now serve Alcohol and they have an awsome staff. I worked here foe almost 10 years until I had found our i was having A daughter and my late husband and i decided that it wouldn't be right to be a dancer because we didn't want her to think it was ok! i did go back and try a couple months ago but couldn't stick to it . It's just not me anymore! But all In all its a great place,they do drink specials and now serve food tooo! read more

This place rules. Greatest asses Carla or her sister. Hottest white girls Monica, Scarlet, and Nicki. Got a private show with Monica. Got a lap dance from Scarlet. My new favorite East Coast strip club. A lot like Hustler club in Vegas. read more

Show n tel...is most definatly the raunchiest strip club, I have ever been too. And I've been around the world and back again. If you want to have a great time, get plastered with friends, party like a rock star, and experience the most PHILthy. Wild, adult entertainment around, without spending bookoo bucks, than show n tel is where it's at...!!! If you're a lame, who turns your nose up to new or different life experiences than go somewhere else....if you go to show n tel with a preconceived idea of what to expect or you are used to high priced semi nude clubs..than you may be in for a culture shock..!!! Here, pretty much anything goes...its the wild wild West of the philly scene. Enter at your own risk..but go in with an open mind!!!! Don't be shy, and have a blast...where else can you ball up a one dollar bill and take jump shots , into a vagina hole on par with a basketball hoop?? Make a shot, get a free lapdance...!!! I watched a buddy of mine get stripped and whipped and beaten a bit by some of the girls on stage...why? Cuz it was his birthday...where else other than on porn can you watch a few lesbos cramming huge dildos into one another on stage??? What bar will let you bring a hundred of your own beers and chug em while watching fully naked bitches get crazy??? The short answer is NO WHERE!!! Sho and Tel is just different...and I've witnessed something new every time I've went!!! I don't care if you're Steve urkel..or don Juan demarco...theres something for everyone in here and everyone gets lucky!!!! read more

After going to 2 other Strip Clubs in the area this one was below par. I feel that some dancers would do much better if they left and went to a better club. Management was terrible and rude, one girl kept screaming over the mike during the entire sex show, one was visibly pregnant. They only get one star for their beautiful bartenders. Risqué or Delilah's in the area has better strippers, cheaper dances, and a better looking club....and they don't get fully naked. That should tell you how bad this club was read more

Hi I have never been to a club which is topless let alone bottomless. Well I am a happily married woman and it was a much needed getaway for the two of us as a couple after finding a babysitter for our kid. I was reluctant at first to try anything like this but I figured what the heck! why not? I used to get upset at my hubby for going to strip clubs with his friends I am not at all anymore now that I know what happens in one. YES there is certainly a raunch factor to contend with. But I warmed to the place after a couple of drinks being that I was one of the only women there who wasnt naked and with her HUSBAND! We had a fun night I even bought him a lap dance and threw crunched up dollar bills at the dancers.... What I found very surpirsing was that they were all very friendly and polite and most of all IT IS A JOB to them. Rest assured ladies that most of them are not there to STEAL your men just to show you a good time for which you are paying in drinks, bills and cover charge. Is it classy..? I wouldnt know I havent been anywhere else but I do know I didnt come away with anything but good memories and an experience I will one day talk to a select few about. As for all the other reviews about the women not being cream of the crop...or it being dirty...what place isnt dirty? tThe money you have in your pretty little purses have more filth on them than the stools you sat at. And I will stress if you JUDGE these women or the place then you have NO BUSINESS going to it or any place like it. Let us actually be open rather than talk about 'openess'. Show n tell is EXACTLY what its name says. I am giving it a THUMBS UP and I am a WOMAN and a WIFE and a MOTHER. read more

I know guys who have been going there for over 20 years to jerkoff to a booth babe. They have employees who clean up your load! It is a half-a-whorehouse! read more

I have been to this club on Friday , first thing I didn't like the ambience ,limited options and all girls are above 35+ years of age . I would not recommend going to this club read more

I have jerked off to at least 300 booth girls at this place over the last 20 years. I always leave my load on the black tables in the booths. read more