Located in a strip mall by a couple hotels this place really shines when it comes to their beer…read more Their name might suggest that when writing their menus, they would be interesting and funny; that could be no more truthful! Satire without a doubt has the most interesting and quite frankly tasty beers! Overhearing one of the bartenders talk about some of the new upcoming Drink specials lets me know that this place does cocktails well too. It's a large place that has two bars in two separate rooms. One thing that made me pause a bit was that most of their food comes out on paper plates. For the sake of ease, this is awesome, but I think their food is nicer than what should be served on a paper plate. I will definitely be back and I will definitely bring friends and family.

I stopped by Satire with a coworker after a happy hour event during the weekday. Even though it was…read morea Wednesday at around 9:00PM, the place was PACKED! It's a very large space with 2 seating areas and there was still only like 2 empty tables that I saw. The menu is huge. They pretty much had any kind of beer you can want and with funny names to accompany them. We did not order any food but the food that others ordered around me looked good. The beer I ordered was a simple lager and it tasted great with reasonable pricing. Service here was impressive. Even with how large the place is and how many people were there, we did not have to wait long at all to be helped and get our stuff including our beers and then our check at the end. Great job staff and managers! I will be back to have a few beers with good company! Cheers!

We have been wanting to come in here for a while now and finally after a year of living here in…read moreDenver we decided to venture in! They don't have food service but do have snacks and if you wanted to bring in food, like there neighbor Godfather's Pizza, they are all for it! Every liquid therapist, as I like to call the bartenders, are great. The two times we have come in we enjoyed both of the different guys we had taking care of us. Have a flavor for anyone's palette as well, if its a Hefeweizen, IPA, Sour etc. We are excited to finally have come in and we will be back! One of the top 2 breweries in the Westminster/Thornton area!

First time here. Really laid back vibe with an open concept. Furniture is comfortable. Kind of like…read morehanging out and drinking a beer at your grandmother's house or at a flea market. Lots of games to play, things to watch on tv, or just hang out and relax. Started with a flight of the Mexican lager, when in doubt stout, Irish red, and brown sugar ale. All were pretty good. I followed with a pint of the brown sugar ale, while my wife had the Irish red. Definitely a lot of locals hang out here. We'd come back.

Fun atmosphere for good beer and good food. First time at this location as we normally go to the…read moreone downtown. They have both indoor and outdoor seating. The outdoor patio allows for dogs.

We have been coming here since they opened. Great beer and fun spot. The live music is fun in the…read moresummers. The service has always been good. The only thing we didn't like was the limited food options - mostly German options, but a good hummus plate. HOWEVER- thy have now added smash burgers and it's a game changer. They were delicious!!!! They also have a chicken sandwich too. Great addition!!!

We have enjoyed some spirits in this place for a few years now and it is a good local spot to sit…read moreand partake in a yummy beverage with friends on occasion. I have learned a lot about the specific mixology of a few drinks and have enjoyed the atmosphere when visiting. Wish I could enjoy company with my only-beer drinkers next door, but perhaps one day! Service is also always pretty prompt in this small spot.

Pretty sweet place for drinks with very unique concoctions- of which many are homemade like the…read morepeppermint schnapps I tried the watermelon crawl (vodka) and it was delish the owner was super sweet as well and greeted us right away with some homemade (AMAZING) cookies . Great atmosphere, friendly service, and amazing drinks and food. We got squirrel sticks and bites (boulder) all of it was so delicious. I can't wait to return with a larger appetite to try other menu items. Hidden gem for sure!

The food was really good. The ambiance was actually chill and relaxing. Prolly due to the timing…read moreof our visit. A Wednesday at 13:30. However, I assume they were busier than anticipated as groups were waiting in the foyer to be seated for quite a bit. All hand were on deck to ensure positive service was offered but I did notice a couple of groups tire of waiting and they left. Double edged blade.... Good food and service draws good crowds. Planning our next visit. If they would just add a Centipede game, my wife would eat there daily.

Stopped in because this place looked fun. As I walked in, a couple was walking out talking about…read moreeating across the street. Weird. Until I realized they must have gotten frustrated with the long wait to be seated. I mean 10 minutes at 2PM. It's not busy. Then after being seated there was an additional about 15 minutes for my order to be taken. The wait for the food nearly drove me to walk out. I was ready to walk out when the burger finally came. Not worth the wait. It was dry. The onion rings were okay though. I should have left. Not coming back.

We were in the neighborhood and love checking out new breweries, and now very glad we found Rails…read moreEnd! The space is open and inviting, with a big bar and a cool back area complete with a stage. We did some flights and nearly every beer on tap. The toughest part of the visit was deciding which 4pack to take home (spoiler: the Double IPA won). The atmosphere is great , laid-back, friendly, and full of regulars who clearly love this place. The Mexican food truck outside was a perfect match: tasty, quick, and affordable. Lots of dog visitors too! Can't wait to come back for another round

Great beer and rotating food truck. The IPAs are good, the blood orange double IPA is fantastic…read more We've been here quite a few times and it's always a good time.

Quick stop while in the area because they are dog friendly- had a great time! We didn't get the…read morefood but I was tempted to try the all day breakfast. Super fast and very friendly service (the red/green "Brazilian BBQ" system is clutch) and the waitress literally could not have been nicer or more accommodating to us (lots of beer samples!) AND the pup who got a bowl of water with our first round. Plenty of space outside, cute tables each with heaters for the season. We live pretty far away but if we find ourselves in this direction again will def stop by again!

I had a good experience here when I went out for lunch. Everyone was super friendly. The service…read morewas great. I like the atmosphere and the pizza and beer were delicious! I will definitely be returning.

Sunit made it AWESOME…read more Ordering my second beer, set it on the side of the bar. Asked if he could keep an eye on it, because I needed a bathroom break. Not only my was my beer still there, I did not get rufied like he promised....the beer selection is fun, especially, for a guy the prefers Coors Light, Corona Light, and Free. In all seriousness, It really is a cool place. Don't live in the neighborhood, but, it is a fun stop on the way home...where an angry, very angry woman is expecting me. Thanks Sunit, you gave me a moment of fun, peace and relaxation...did I mention, she's very mean

It's a great spot to stop and grab a beer! I've always really appreciated the bartender and his…read morefriendly demeanor. They have a rotating selection of beers, local and international, and also serve NA drinks. Yeah, seating is "weird", and maybe not conducive to a large group, but it's perfect for a few friends or a stop on your date night. I feel like it's Cheers-esque as I have seen a few regulars. Bring your Outlaw Wings in (or have delivered) and save $1 on your pint.

Really like this place! One of our favorite places to get a beer and enjoy the sun. Good selection…read moreof beer, food is pretty good too. Staff is super nice. Owner is as well. We have even hosted a birthday party here and the experience was VERY enjoyable. Highly recommend it. As a note, a lot of the negative "reviews" come from butthurt morons who haven't been and are throwing a temper tantrum because the owner doesn't agree with their narrowminded, self-righteous views. Take them with less than a grain of salt.

The patio and outdoor area is top tier! There is a stage, mini golf, pickleball, basketball, corn…read morehole, tons of seating. Inside, there is an arcade and fun environment. The food and service are average. $12 for a cinnamon pretzel and $16 for a burger I think is a little much. You have to order and pick up from a small window that you can see the small, disorganized kitchen behind.

We found this gem after a long day of shopping in the area! The service was excellent and the food…read morewas great! If you get a chance to stop by you will enjoy your experience, we sure did! It will be our new regular stop when we visit the area, or are passing through!

My Pesto Pollo sandwich was so dry it was inedible. I sent it back to the kitchen after one bite,…read moredid not want to order anything else. Was not charged. I did enjoy cider and was glad for Happy Hour price which I did not know about before ordering. Service was fine. Interior is entirely wood, furniture, walls, ceiling; so noisy even though 1/3 full. Only decor= 5 flat screen TV's. I do not recommend if you plan to eat!