The car wash is here are average at Best but the thing that drives me crazy is how poorly they maintain the property with all the trash everywhere. It reflects on the work that you do washing cars. read more

Squeaky Clean Car Wash - Trash all over lot, take pride in your business. You folks make a lot of money and doing average car washes. - Car Wash Near Me - Santa Fe, New Mexico

Good solid job. Like 90% correct after I inspected. They are trying just not there yet.

Ive been going there for years but the last 5 times or so it's been bad service. They always forget something. Today is was dirty mats, dusty dash and no air freshener Won't be back anytime soon. read more

The worst place you could take your car to ..half the machinery never works, The soap is made by employees who have no clue of what they are doing, the caustic chemicals used leak from the soap room down a drain into the water plant with multiple complaints. It's a very sad place to waste your money. Go across the street to a real car wash!!! read more

Couldn't drive a manual transmission. Mid range service is $30 which should include vacuum. Got a partial vacuum and multiple threats. Asked for money back which was refused. Continued to receive threats. Now just waiting. They won't let me vacuum my car and they won't return payment. Stay safe and stay away read more

Just got back from Squeaky Clean and I'm angry and disappointed with the extremely poor job they did on my car. It was difficult to see on my drive home because they sprayed Armor All on the windshield right in my field of vision. I didn't want to turn around and go back after waiting the first time while country music was BLASTING, and I wasn't up for more. It wasn't until I got home that I discovered that they hadn't cleaned the inside of any of the other windows. See photo below. And then there's the charge. I got the Mountain of Love wash for $29.99. When I went to pay, the bill was for $36.27! They stuck on a $3.00 charge for a Covid sanitizer. This is so bogus! These people have found a way to gouge their customers out of a few extra bucks and use Covid as an excuse. My experiences there in the past haven't been great but not bad enough to take the time to write a review. One time I bought a set of floor mats. I tried to return them - still in the packaging - and they refused to give me my money back. These people are so sleazy and slipshod. They can only get away with this substandard service because this is a small town so there's little to no competition. read more

Squeaky Clean Car Wash - One of the rear windows. It's not like this could legitimately be overlooked. - Car Wash Near Me - Santa Fe, New Mexico

Truly they just can't get the car clean. I attempted to use the monthly subscription and went about 5x. Each time I left and the car was dirty. The inside didn't appear to be touched and the windows were smeared and it appears they used dirty towels. Stay clear read more

Had heard this place was not what it used to be--which was just okay for the $18-20 it used to cost--but Oil Stop was only doing exteriors, so I went ahead and went over to Squeaky where I paid for the Cloud Nine wash which was 10 dollars more than the basic interior/exterior wash, but it was the only way I could get more than the windows cleaned inside (Splish splash used to at least include wiping down all of the interior). The drying and cleaning took about 5 minutes between 3 people. The car was still filthy. There were smear and drip marks and rag lint all over the body of the car--and right at eye level where I walked up. The vacuuming was cursory, there was still dirt everywhere. They did not bother to even open the trunk. There was still the same dirt in all the crevices of the seats and marks on the seats that had clearly not been touched. I asked a couple guys if I could talk to someone and they just shrugged and walked off. Finally I got a guy who instructed someone to take it back through vacuuming and the wash, which they did. I'd already given a tip in the box, but gave an extra 5 bucks to the woman who took it back through and who seemed to be working her butt off while everyone else flailed their rags around half-heartedly. But the car was still a mess. When I got home, I started to work on it myself and was going to vacuum some more. I started on the driver's carpet. Suddenly I realized my vacuum was dripping filthy water everywhere. The carpet was soaking wet. They'd sprayed it and then just put it back in sopping wet. I took it in the house and it was dripping so much that I had to leave it in the shower to dry. They only did this on the driver's side. In any case, too late, I couldn't use my car vac because it was full of water. I dripped water all over the house. What a treat this was for me. I will not be going there ever again. Don't waste your money--this mess cost me 45 bucks with all the tipping. Probably best to do it yourself these days. read more

I wish I would have taken the time to read the reviews before going... My car was pretty dusty inside, so I paid for the high end wash with vacuum, wipe down, windows, etc... They were done with my car in 10 min. Got inside and the mats were not only dirty, but soaking wet still. Smelled like dirty mop water. They hadn't vacuumed, dirt all over the seat.... They slathered armorall all over the dash and seats without wiping them first, so it smeared the dirt in with the oil all over everything. Didn't bother to wipe or clean the center consoles at all - still all the same crumbs and coffee as before. Outside was partially wiped - dirt and spots all over the back of the car still, now caked on with wax. Didn't clean the wheel wells at all - caked with mud. And the cherry on top was they somehow scratched up the ceiling inside somehow. No idea how they did that. Vacuum hose? Someone's hat? Not a clue. But of course said they didn't do it. Almost $60 car wash.... Avoid. Edit: Went to talk to them, mostly about the ceiling scratches. Again, of course "they didn't do it." Wouldn't do a refund but (to their small credit) offered to send it through again. Was trying not to be a jerk and wanted to give them the chance to fix it... Round 2.... They STILL didn't vacuum the car or wipe down the center console... at all. Not at all. Still mud in the wheel wells and all down the running boards, still mud and spots dripping down the back... literally gave me the exact car wash again, even after talking about the issues. Just added another layer of armorall on the dirty dash. Not trying to be a Karen, but seriously Wtf... total waste of time and $60. And now a scratched up ceiling that I'm sure would cost a fortune to fix. AVOID!!! read more

The worst (and one of the most expensive) car washes I've ever gotten. This was my first visit to Squeaky Clean and oh how I wish I'd read the reviews first. I didn't mind the long line, ad though I thought the price was high, I was expecting value for money. This was NOT the case. It all started with the young man who was taking cars into the tunnel; he stomped on the gas pedal and laid rubber, all to go about 20 feet. I paid, and went outside to the drying area. I sensed they were understaffed given their disorganization and confusion, but that is still no excuse for the result. When I politely pointed out that two guys were drying a car that had come out several behind me, and the water on mine was drying into water spots, one man grudgingly started on it. His efforts were hit and miss as he barely swiped towels over the surface. Another person sprayed tire dressing on my tires (an extra $5 charge) and walked away without wiping them down. (Vital unless you want Armorall splashing on the sides of your car as you drive.) She didn't want to, but I insisted. Seeing that there was still water on my doorsills and they had never opened the trunk to wipe around the edge where water was still dripping, I got one of the cloths I carry with me, and started doing it myself, at which point the employee driving the next car out of the tunnel yelled at me, very rudely, to "Move it! You're in the way." I wanted to have a word with the owner or manager, but in the midst of the chaos I didn't think it would do much good. So I left their driveway and pulled over into another parking lot and finished wiping down my car, cleaning the spotted side mirrors they hadn't touched, wiping dust from the dash and the console. On the way home, I realized my windshield was still dotted with 'bug strikes' and they had not touched the interior of the back window at all. I saw a sign at the entrance proclaiming their status as "Best in Santa Fe 2020," a designation from the SF Reporter, I believe. All I can say is that if this is the best this beautiful city has to offer in terms of car washing, it's a pretty pathetic standard. As a senior citizen, it's not quite as easy to wash and polish my car as it used to be, but frankly, it will be worth the effort. I do a heck of a better job, and I'll save myself 30 bucks, not to mention the aggravation. read more

I took my truck in after a road trip and of course it was full of bug splats. When it was "done", I had to ask them to fully clean the windshield, and a LOT of bugs still left on the front. I didn't have time to ask them to redo the wash. Very poor quality service...I'll not go back read more

Took my car in for an interior and exterior service after a road trip. I was so disappointed with the service. Vacuum job was not very good.... there was still popcorn on the carpet in the back seat. The front of the car still had a lot of bugs and the lower part under the doors was still dirty from road dirt. The guy asked if it was okay but he did not speak much english so I wasn't able to communicate very well with him. On top of that, I was $35.00! I won't be going back and, I'm sorry to say, I won't be recommending them. read more

They didn't even do the back of the car, smeared what mud was there all around. This is unacceptable and unfortunately there are not many competing car wash places in Santa Fe. read more

Hadn't washed it in months; dirt, mud, dust, road grime, filthy glass. No wait today and I was back on the street in less than 30 minutes with a spotless car. I think it's Santa Fe's best car wash. Some machine washing and a whole lot of hand work by staff. read more

I wish I would have read the reviews before bringing my vehicle here. I paid for the highest option and they did an awful job. They had to rewash the whole car. As I was complaining to the people who were drying the car, they just walks away mid-conversation. I am. only giving them one a star because they at least tried to clean the car. read more

Thought I'd give this place a try after many years of going to my regular place. I won't be going back. Car was still dirty with all the bugs still on the front of my vehicle. To top this off, they charge a $1.00 City water fee. This ain't Jersey, Jay. read more

Took my car in and I purchased $34 car wash. My car came through the wash still dirty. The attendants barely dried the car. They did not clean the outside & interior windows, Armoral the tires, and barely vacuumed and cleaned the interior. This was very expensive wash for what became an express wash. I will never go back to this car wash and recommend you never go there either. read more

WORST CAR WASH OF ALL TIME! Waste of money and time. They didn't even pick up the dog bed in my back seat to vacuum. $35 for washing windshield and vacuuming front seats. HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE. read more

Pretty much the worst car wash experience I've ever had. Recently I came in for a car wash. I should have checked the car before I left but didn't. It was only after I got home that I noticed they barely vacumed the interior of the car. When I called to tell the manager this, he told me to come back. I live 30 minutes away and was going out of town so I couldn't take another hour to do this. After a long conversation, I sent photographs of the interior so he could see how bad it was but I never heard back from them. Still haven't. Don't expect I ever will. read more

broken windshield arms & wipers!!!! nasty+ very unprofessional manager "jay"!!! I wish I could choose "no star"! Super terrible experience! i do not need to elaborate, pictures say it all! i do not recommend this place! read more

Squeaky Clean Car Wash - broken windshield arms & wipers!!!! nasty+ very unprofessional manager "jay"!!! - Car Wash Near Me - Santa Fe, New Mexico

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If we could leave 0 stars we would. Car wasn't even vacuumed, cup holders and seats weren't wiped at all. Side mirrors were still dirty. We basically paid 50$ ( the most expensive wash) for a drive through car wash we could have paid 8$ for at a gas station. Complete rip off save your money and go somewhere else! read more

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Do not waste your time or money on this place. Two washes in two weeks, $35 each time, and I still had to do most of the work myself at home. Vacuuming was not done and the interior cleaning was a dusting at best. Never again will I go here. read more

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Slow. Wait half an hour. Dour. Unhelpful. I much prefer the oddly named oil stop. Understaffed. Few drinks available inside

I paid for the second highest wash. Neither the floors nor the seat were completely vacuumed The interior is visibly filthy. The rugs are stopping wet. For the cost, it was nearly the worst wash I have ever gotten. read more

Just got back from Squeaky Clean on Zafarano and I'm angry and disappointed with the extremely poor job they did on my car. The outside is just mostly clean but there are still mud spots on it. The little triangular windows next to the mirrors are not clean outside or inside. The inside of the windshield is just smeared around. It looks like maybe someone took a dirty rag and made a pass or two on it. They did not vacuum the cargo area of my Subaru. The area around my license plate is still dirty. All in all, apretty sh***y job. These people are sleazy and slipshod. This will be my last visit to the Zafarano location. The wash was no better than the $10 one at the robo wash. read more

Just needed a quick wash and a vacuum. This place delivered. Everything you need to get your car washed and the workers were nice.

I took my vehicle to this car wash on February 7, 2018. I asked for a "Mountain of love" car wash. I walked across the street to Starbucks to get a cup of coffee. When I returned after less than 10 minutes, an employee at the car wash had wrecked my vehicle so severely that I couldn't even drive it home!!! To this day, now 3 weeks later, we have NEVER received an explanation as to what exactly happened. My driver's side door was nearly ripped off the hinges and would no longer close. The only thing I can figure out is that the vehicle rolled backwards with the door open, hit an obstacle and the door was bent backwards towards the front bumper. I had to call my husband for a ride home. I was without my vehicle for 20 days! Just about 3 weeks! That's how long it took to fix it. During this time, numerous phone calls to the car wash remained UN-RETURNED! Every time we called, we were told the manager wasn't it but he would call us back. We were told the same when we went over there in person while my vehicle was at the body shop. The behavior by this business after such a severe incident is unacceptable. Not one single return phone call, not one single apology, no offer by the car wash management to make it possible for me to have a rental car while my vehicle was unavailable to me. I am a very reasonable person, but this was just the most irresponsible and rude behavior by a business! ONE phone call from them would have made such a difference to us, but that never happened. They simply didn't care enough to call. BEWARE! I hope Yelp doesn't put this review under their "Other reviews that are currently not recommended". read more

The worst car wash ever, never vacuumed back trunk as per request, expensive and too many times I have been horribly disappointed, stay away from this rip off place read more

I guess when I pay $30 for a car wash I expect them to vacuum my seats & give them a wipe? I know, I know, probably just being unreasonable again. read more

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Don't waste $$ here! Will do fair job on driver area hoping u will not look further. Asked that finish cleaning and very little more done...rip off joint!! read more

I've been going to squeaky clean off & on for over 30 years.. I find the service to be mediocre at best.. The front desk person is not very friendly & I usually have to ask the cleaning guys to redo areas they've missed. There's often still dust in the console & smudges on the doors & they don't wipe down the seats.. They def don't pay attention to detail. But I still leave a tip.. I would tip a lot more if they did a better job. read more

Kind of sloppy for the price I paid ($160). My car mats were left soaking wet in the trunk. I pulled them out and they were literally drenched. Weird chemical smell in the car because of the products they used. Spots of dust and dirt here and there. Will not be back. read more

This place is awful. There are few options in Santa Fe, so I go to Squeaky Clean on occasion. My car was pretty dirty, so I purchased an expensive express detail and got home to see that they did not even open the back hatch of my compact SUV and the back was still filthy. This is the second time recently Ive been totally disappointed in Squeaky Clean Car Wash. If you can avoid this business you should or don't expect much. read more

Meh.... paid for the Viva Las Vegas.... there are still bugs on the front bumper, and obvious signs that they weren't thorough at all in the interior cleaning. It doesn't look much better than when I dropped it off. They just put shine over the dirt that was on the dash, didn't even attempt to clean anything other than a quick vacuum. So much disappointment. read more

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I recently had my 28-year-old MR-2 detailed here. It was actually called "oxidation removal, paint correction, and deep cleaning." Despite my love for this car, I am less than diligent in it's maintenance, inside or out. I will just say that this is the best money you can spend on your car. Within 20 minutes of driving it off the lot, I was literally waved down by someone shouting, "What a beautiful car!" The results were nothing short of phenomenal. The owner is a sweetheart and went out of his way to restore the beauty of this car. I love driving again! read more

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They do a decent job, seldom any problem. Not quite as thorough as I'd like probably because they are pushing a lot of vehicles through As far as price to value ratio, I'd say they are expensive. They also sneak in a surcharge for SUVs, even compact ones. read more

I have been taking my car/truck to Squeaky Clean for YEARS! They have always paid attention to details and done a great job. Thorough! Friendly service. I highly recommend this place to keep up your automobiles! They have a new waxing being offered which I can't wait to try. An "after the Winter" special. And John, on property, takes great care of any windshield cracks. read more

The worst service ever, I paid nearly 200 dollars for my package and the the idiot the saw my coupon thought it was a free wash, I had to rewash myself due to my truck not being washed correctly, once my pre paid washes are done I will go else where read more

A exterior wash using a power wash sprayer and a below standard automated equipment with little to no soap released was $18. My vehicle was still dirty in the front end with bugs and the back end was dirty as well. This is the worst carwash on the southwest part of the country...yes country. I could have save $12 and achieve a better result at the self power wash locations read more

Pulled up and the little short guy at the beginning of the car wash was Rude. This place is super expensive for bad quality work. When my car was done I had to ask for a rag to whip down a few spots myself. They didn't even bother to whip down my rims and I paid over $40 including no tire shine. Worst car wash I've ever had I would definitely not recommend. You are better off cleaning the car yourself. read more