If you hear someone say I am going to the house it can be read in a few ways after our recent…read moreexcursion. This is a review for "The House" where the spouse and I had the chance to partake on a Nasty, Paint, and Sip night. This establishment hosted the event and we got there slightly early where a guy with a big chain saying "NASTI" greeted us. Ok so you have something to spark conversation. So not Nasty with a Y but Nasti with an I. So what is the difference in "nasty" and "nasti"? Of course, I dare not ask it aloud but thoughts that pop in your head and have you wondering. He was the one putting on the event and gave us some background on some of the other cities where he had put this event on previously. I believe he said that he comes to DC at least monthly. Overall, the event was very cool and I contemplated posting the masterpiece I painted. On Yelp it might have some of you gasping. Took me a minute to get this current badge. Either way I called my painting "Dinner is Served." I hate the term gentleman's club as it is for everyone, but that is my opinion and view. The place was a bit small but perfect for the event. There were three stages, and the music was a good mix. Fun times for couples and many were there for a girl's night out what I saw. The laid back atmosphere makes this a fun place to checkout at anytime. The performers were all nice, good attitude, and most of all were putting on a show. I think many of them knew that this was more of an event than a regular night at this place. I know many are curious. Not sure how the wings are as these places supposedly have some good wings according to the documentary of these places I saw on Tubi.

Very solid club. Beautiful Black women that are interactive. Staff is real attentive. Venue is…read moresmaller but nice. Can get $1s from behind the bar or atm. Bottle service offered. No food unfortunately. Would recommend.

**December 2, 2012: A stellar lineup of male and female drag illusionists will take the stage at…read morethe historic Howard Theatre for this festive romp entitled A Drag X-Mas Salute to the Divas. The show's centerpiece is Eba-Queeta-Scrooge, a lip-synched stage play. Performers include a male cast of Trenton Couture, Eboné Bell and Lonnie Fowler; the Rocky Drag cast of Riley Knoxx, Capri Bloomingdale, Chanel Devereaux and Lacountress Farrington; and the Drag Diva Dancers under the direction of choreographer Derek Brown. This show also serves as Shi-Queeta-Lee's Fourth Annual Toy Drive for Children's Hospital.** Last night was my first time attending a Drag Queen show in DC. I compared the show with what I've seen at Palace Bar (South Beach, Miami) and the competition was FIERCE, honey! The lights. The cameras. The action. It was all glitz and glam. The costumes and hair were all VERY dramatic, which was fitting for a show. The performers (male AND female) were on-point. The wigs were on tight. Make-up was creatively done by Bennett Career Institute students. The props were all created and set up by Shi-Queeta-Lee herself, which was pretty impressive. I will definitely be supporting as many future endeavors as I can. We had a blast! We scored $10 advanced tickets from Goldstar (regular price: $20/$25), so that was an added bonus. FYI: There is a Valentine's Day show scheduled for February 12, 2013.

While not the most modern, clean, or new "strip club" in the area, it's the only one that provides…read morefull contact lap dances from the girls on the stage. This is worth 5 stars. The women here are predominantly Latina with various shapes and sizes. There are a few black women who work here also. The skinny ones are the only dancers that use the pole as it was intended. When I tell others about this place, I refer to it as a "jiggle hut." $40 per song for a lap dance is pretty steep, plus the $20 VIP fee... Well, it's worth it to me, but hopefully, prices stay static. Regardless of the prices, come here for the beautiful women and enjoy yourself.

Advertisements and even a sign outside says something about 25+ girls per night. I went and there…read more3. Stayed for an hour and not one girl got on stage to dance but, instead, walked around the room asking me and the other two people incessantly if we wanted a dance, which are $50 topless, $60 full nude after you pay the house $20 and the dancer either $30 or $40. No thanks.

Very energetic atmosphere. All the women are beautiful and are great conversationalist. The…read morebartender reassured that my cup stayed full and the wings there are to die for. I've been to a lot of clubs in my day and I can see why this one has been best strip club six years in a row.

I love this place!! The girls are gorgeous and the food is always bomb. Great place to come…read morecasually or to party. Highly recommend

My significant other and I enjoy visiting strip clubs in different states whenever we travel, so…read morebefore coming here I spent about an hour researching different spots and noticed this club had some of the best Yelp reviews. We decided to give it a try and honestly had a really good time overall. The cover charge was $20 at the door, which I thought was reasonable. One thing I immediately appreciated was the diversity of the dancers. I enjoy seeing women of color represented, so I was happy to see a good amount of beautiful brown-skinned women working that night. A few of the dancers I spoke with were not only gorgeous, but also had really fun personalities and made the environment feel welcoming. My boyfriend and I are not really into private dances, so we spent most of the night sitting at the bar, enjoying the music, watching the stage performances, and tipping the dancers. The dancers here do perform fully nude, and several of them had impressive pole tricks and stage presence. I highly recommend asking for Coco Dream -- she was definitely my favorite because of both her personality and her dance skills. The bartenders were attentive the entire night and made tasty drinks as well. The music was good, from what I remember, they played a lot of hip-hop mixes. Overall, we had a fun experience and would definitely come back the next time we're in town.

So after yesterday's disappointments (please see previous review for context), we decided to reset…read morethe night and try Over/Under Sportsbook Rooftop Lounge--because at this point, all we wanted was good vibes and a decent drink. On the way up, the elevator stopped on the second floor and the music was hitting. Like... the kind of energy that makes you pause mid-step. But we stayed committed to the rooftop plan and kept going. Big mistake. We get to the rooftop and--sure, it's a sports bar, so every game is on, volume up, zero music. Which... fine, if that's your vibe. It just wasn't ours in that moment. So we did what any reasonable group would do--we turned right back around and went to investigate that second floor. Now, stepping off the elevator, it looks like a lounge. We walk in and are told there's a $20 cover. Slight pause. Slight confusion. I peek inside and see... let's just say, a very different type of entertainment. So naturally I ask, "Is this a strip club?" Yes. Yes, it is. At this point, curiosity wins. We pay the cover--and here's where the night takes a turn for the better: each of us gets a free drink coupon. After the prices we had just experienced earlier that day, this felt like a small victory. And honestly? No regrets. The dancers were talented and genuinely entertaining--not awkward, not forced, just a good time. The wings? Surprisingly amazing. Like, better-than-they-need-to-be amazing. And the drinks were solid too. Unfortunately, no pictures allowed, so you will have to take my word for it. Overall: came looking for a rooftop, ended up somewhere completely unexpected--and somehow had a better time than the places we planned to go. DC will humble you, but every now and then, it redeems itself.

Have y'all ever heard that strip clubs have good wings? I have, & I know that some of them do, so…read morewhen I saw my fellow foodie @districtfoodiedaddy review strip club food!! I had to pull up myself!! . Where I am: @platinum_dcclub . Location Reviewed: 1805 Connecticut Ave., N.W. Washington D.C. . Items Reviewed: DELICIOUS. Their Mozzarella Sticks ($12 for 6 breaded, & fried mozzarella sticks). Cheesy of course, just good though. STAMP!! Their Wings ($15 for 6 lemon peppered wings). Crispy, juicy, lemony, peppery, perfect strip club wings!! LIKE THAT! Their Sweet Thai Chili Salmon Sliders *Lunch Special Price is $5.99 Mon.-Fri. 12pm-6pm, Sat.-Sun. 3pm-6pm ($16 grilled salmon on mini toasted buns with a slaw, sweet Thai chili, & fries). Huge chunks of well seasoned salmon, a sweet mildly spicy sauce, & crisp fries!! STAMP!! Their 1/2 Pound Burger ($15 with American cheese, tomato, lettuce, red onion, mayo, bacon, & onion rings). A thick burger, nicely melted cheese, crisp bacon, & them tasty onion rings!! LIKE THAT! Their NY Strip Steak ($24 a NY steak with fries). Nicely seasoned, I just wanted it a lil more pink on the inside!! . Customer Service: On Point! . Parking: Rough period. . Recommendations: Get that Burger! . Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly. 5 Stars=STAMP 4 1/2 Stars=LIKE THAT 4 Stars=DELICIOUS 3 Stars=DECENT 2 Stars=PASS 1 Star=NAH #Bigschlimsreviews

This club is actually really beautiful, has an elegant feel to it and the girls are all very…read morebeautiful and friendly. Their lunch specials are also bomb and really affordable. A cool spot to grab lunch or come on the weekend with freind$

cute lil club sexy bitches cool bartenders nice vibes I live…read morein vegas but I would definitely come here next time I visit

Mpire offers a good experience for a first timer to the world of gentleman's club. Firstly, about 7…read moreof my friends and I booked a table here during the first weekend of August as part of a bachelorette celebration. The bride to be had no idea, so we wanted to offer her a surprisingly spectacular time with lots of twerking and plenty of champagne. I can't speak on the booking experience because someone else did it but from what I know, it was pretty seamless. We arrived around midnight and were immediately seated. It seems like we were on a lower level with very minimal crowd. There are a number of table sections, a full bar, and 3 small stages where the dancers were. There is also plenty security standing by. We were given a corner table which seemed to give us a great view of everything. Our table included 1 bottle of moet, vodka, a couple chasers, and a bucket of ice. We felt like some celebrities lol. The vibe is very chill. It seems to be a mature crowd. We saw bachelors and couples around, merely minding their own business and enjoying the show. Some were not even paying the dancers attention, just talking and enjoying their drinks. Now the show - Firstly, the dancers were 50/50. I loved that they were from diverse backgrounds. We saw Latina, Black, and White. Also saw a variety of body shapes, from very skinny to thick. I'm not sure if there are other ethnicities or nationalities, but it was nice to see the overall diversity. Some of them appeared natural, while others clearly had some work done to their bodies that did not move when they did lol. Unfortunately, there were only a very few that could really dance. By dance, I mean not just work the poll but move sensually. One in particular was a beautiful thick latina that hardly touched the poll and could barely shake her behind. We felt bored and underwhelmed watching her. Another one that danced in front of us fell off the poll. It was hit or miss honestly. Prior to coming here, we thought it was a topless club. Please note, there is FULL nudity and not a little peek of the booty or flash of a nipple, no it is FULL nudity. At one point, we saw one dancer actually bend over in a man face then lay down an gyrate her crotch in another man's face, all with no panties on. It was a shock for someone like me, who's never been in this space before, but it was definitely entertaining. The music is also boring, so please don't carry any expectations. It was a mixture of dance and EDM music. Not what I would expect for them to really get in the groove to but the dancers did a good job of making it work. One in particular twerked her heart out, another was the most graceful on the pole and put all of them to shame. Finally in terms of service, the staff were very friendly and attentive. Be mindful, photos are not allowed at all. One of my friends attempted to take photos and the security kindly warned her to stop. I'm not even sure how they noticed in such a dark space, but don't try it. One thing I did not like or understand here, is that their kitchen closes at 10pm. After that time, the only thing available is chips and salsa and artichoke dip. For a place that caters to a late night crowd, why would you close the kitchen? It should be open late. They missed out on more money from us as a result because we all had saved an appetite to try the food. I was very disappointed. Overall, it was a good experience. I don't really have much to compare it to as I have never been to a strip club or gentlemen's club before but I enjoyed my time there and I'd recommend to others.

Don't Bother....Using A Membership Card To Get In. 20 usually cover charge....on your 5rh visit…read moreit's half off...girls can't give you lmao dances only wall dances....THE GIRLS CANNOT GET NAKED...NOT EVEN A NIPPLE SLIP The Owner will pop up outta nowhere and cover her up....the VIP is a scam as well...you have to pay for you and the girl to go to VIP.. (20) For Both of y'all front room...20 A Song....barely nude...private showroom 30 a song...Only topless...Want A real club.The House On Georgia Ave thank me later

I went to this place couple of times....it is ok club.....where can we have a lapdance for 5…read moredollars...the vip is a comfy sofas with select good looking girls which will set you back 10$ but worth it....the cover is 20$ .....but no drinks are served.......so i say it is fine ...