So I got this video on my Insta Feed: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWRkx4GgMUk/?igsh=MXQ3NWN5OHMxMmtzcg== And tbh I didn't think it was actually good but I knew I had to try for my self because the videos of the food looked solid! My friend and I decided to try out the happy hour menu and mannnnnn it did not disappoint. I ended up getting the Grilled Chicken Sandwich. Now sadly it was overcooked buttttttt man the patty was an amazing size and the sause like honey mustard and mayo really made the sandwich solidddddddd. But the best part of it was the price. $5.99 for that size sandwich with very tasty fries. You really can't beat it. Also the service I would like to say was very good. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Sadly the ambiance could use some work as it does feel bit on the older side but still recommend trying the food here.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

Crystal City Restaurant - Grilled Chicken Sandwich - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

Best club sandwich I've had in the DMV so far. The ratios were amazing (meat to lettuce, tomato and mayo ratio) the bacon was crispy as well which I think always puts the cherry on top for a club sandwich. And to top it off, the fries were great also. I am definitely ordering this again. read more

Crystal City Restaurant - Club Sandwich - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

No one picks up either number on the outdated website but the doorman confirmed on a Sunday eve around 9pm that the "kitchen is open until closing!" No cover, you seat yourself and a bartender eventually brings a menu upon request. Got a prime rib dinner that was certainly flavorful in a lot of sauce and saw eye-candy barely moving onstage, 1-2 songs depending if anyone tipped or not. After stage time, they make the round for tips too before going to work the enclosed cigar room next door. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Decent number and types of dancers for a Sunday evening![[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] read more

Crystal City Restaurant - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

Cool spot.. definitely great for happy hour prices on some good drinks and a quick bite, had some cheese cake which was really good.. I see that the bartender was trying to accommodate everyone within the bar area but somewhat overwhelmed. Probably need a little more help.. Also looked out to other areas where waiters weren't attentive enough to the patrons sitting around waiting for more service.. I'll definitely give the spot another go. read more

[[HIGHLIGHT]]The Ambiance was breathtaking![[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Great food! And the Entertainment was top notch! I highly recommend!

So my best friend and I came on a Sunday. Everyone on the staff here from the servers, bouncers, and dancers seemed really nice and welcoming. It gives a real low-key chill vibe! It's a nice place to go have a beer, chill, and see a women dance. Katy was our server and she was really personable. She gave her honest opinions when asked about the food, which was really helpful. The Lamb chops were seasoned really well. They were really tiny. I wish they were a little thicker, but they were only $18, so you pretty much get what you pay for. Would I order them again.... Yes! I also had the old bay wings. They were not that great. It was giving straight out the freezer. They had good flavor, but I probably wouldn't get them again. Will I return here..... Absolutely!! We had a great time. read more

Crystal City Restaurant - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

[[HIGHLIGHT]]Tables are extremely packed together, with multiple chairs around each, all uncomfortable.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]The tables are smaller than coffee tables, with no reasonable amount of space between the tables and the bar to walk through without bumping into seated patrons.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Servers/bartenders no longer give change, can only receive singles from a machine that charges the customers a surcharge percentage. read more

[[HIGHLIGHT]]The old CCR was a place for food and drinks, comfy seating, and pretty girls to entertain you. It was great[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]]. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Under the new Paper Moon ownership (As of Jan 1), it's a place for private dances from pretty girls.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] The tables are too small for food though they do serve food. [[HIGHLIGHT]]The chairs are close to the floor and are very uncomfortable.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]They're packed so tightly together it's difficult to move around in the club.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]If they had more than a couple of customers it would be serious fire hazard.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] The constant badgering for private dances is annoying. I've never seen such dramatic loss of quality happen overnight at any other establishment I've ever been to. read more

The food was delicious? The crab cake was better than most high end restaurants. Definitely worth the trip. Lamb chops were amazing! We dill definitely be back! Only a few of the girls could really pole dance but the service was on point and very friendly atmosphere. read more

Great food It was made quickly and delivered to my hotel in under 30 minutes. I was extremely happy with my meal. read more

Live down the street and have only been a few times. Only go for lunch. They have a great cheap special. Good food. Have heard from locals the women are voluptuous and very friendly. [[HIGHLIGHT]]Dances get a little pricey and weekdays on the stage are lacking.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]Weekends are great to sit back and enjoy the pole.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Would go again. read more

Okay- overall this place is what you make it...let's acknowledge that. It's next to a 24 hour kabob house, and a 7-11 doesn't look like much from the outside. It attracts both older and younger clientele. Several of the ladies were great- In talent and overall personality! Show them some love and give them $$! Some are the exact opposite. The random men guarding them are a tad scary and wore their masks improperly. At the end of the night we weren't ordering much and they placed a different party at our table...so awkward no appropriate spacing at all! The servers are rude- they def don't care much about covid- ATM has a fee to withdraw. The server told me I had to order something so I got a water bottle...a Kirkland $.25 water bottle I paid $6 dollars for. It's a money making enterprise. WEAR UR MASK THE WHOLE TIME AND BRING YOUR OWN SANITIZER. Having that been said with the group of friends I came with it wasn't the worse experience but def was only made by my friends and my positive demeanor because otherwise just stay away!! Be respectful of the ladies! read more

First time coming here, great dancers (beautiful and talented) and good ambiance- the staff and security were all great. We ended up sitting in the smoking area and our server Vega was awesome- attentive, helpful and just all around a good time! read more

[[HIGHLIGHT]]Love the atmosphere.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]My hubby loves a dance.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] [[HIGHLIGHT]]Plays good music and good drinks.[[ENDHIGHLIGHT]] Heard the food was good but didn't try it. read more

Joke of a 'gentleman's club' . Lazy girls that don't want to make real money . Yet are snobs about getting a dollar . My friend was even tricked rudely into buying a drink for one of them . Tried to get a private dance from four different girls , kept getting the runaround from the server and the girls. When we decided to go the waitress was super rude to us and the had the nerve to ask " have you ever been to a strip club before?" Uh yes 304! REAL ones where you're treated nicely and the girls want to make money . Joke of a place , won't ever be going back . read more

HIDEEN GEM IN CRYSTAL CITY!!!! The crystal city restaurant "gentleman's club" is all the vibes. I know what your thinking. But let me just tell you. Lets start with the service. I found out how good the food was from the pawn shop employees across the street. Okay, back to the gentlemans club. Being a chef and elf proclaimed food critic. I immediately went over to have an outdoor lunch with my son. Order was as follows: Cheeseburger: Juicy, well seasoned, cooked to a perfect medium well. Fries: Hot, crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside Corn on the cob: Fresh-in season, most tender peice of corn I've ever had! Scallops appetizer: Sexy succulence! they truly melt in your mouth and the white white, tomato and fresh herbs took it over the top Jumbo Lump Crab Cake: Plump morsels of crab with just enough filling to hold it together. Absolutely sublime! Housemade Coleslaw: crunchy sweet and tangy just like good cole should be. Housemade tarter sauce: I love the tart sauce, dill pickley goodness Housemade cocktail sauce: most surprising part, i normally don't care for cocktail sauce but this one is a homerun, not to horseradishy but just the right amount of sweet and tang. I felt welcomed and was greeted and seated by a beautiful soul Stephanie she was attentive, warm and accommodating. Kudos Stephanie keep shining! This place may be unfamiliar to some but to those that come their not just guests their family. Simple food, executed right! Get in there! read more

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We enjoyed our delicious meals with a fabulous company of Lotus. She is friendly, welcoming, the most beautiful & talented dancer there & personalized our experience by offering to play my boyfriend's favorite song, "motivation" by Kelly Rolland. Lotus is a wonderful asset to Crystal City. Jen & Shawn are attentive with our meals & drink requests. I regret that I didn't order & eat dessert 1st There is a smoke lounge for smokers with small stage. Unfortunately, the restaurant has limited space for additional stage for dancers. Just as a friendly reminder: there is no recording or photography of the dancers. read more

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I've never seen so many broke cry babies on a yelp page. Why go to a strip club not prepared to spend money? Drinks are cheap, food is actually good, and most of the talent is great! Private dances are full contact... Highly recommend Lucy, great dancer! My only complaint is there's no liquor but that's the law so what can they do... read more

Food was great but bartender kept fuckin up on giving me the correct change back lol like 3 times !! , then charge me 140$ instead of $120 , so just kept fuckin up on basic math ‍ read more

We were in town visiting from Georgia. The food was terrific, everyone we met was super nice and friendly. The owner even came by and chatted with us, bought us a round of drinks, a free appetizer to try, and the most awesome challenge coins! I laughed when my friends said they were taking me to a strip club for a steak for Mother's Day, but we seriously had the best time. The dancers were pretty and personable, they didn't mind us asking for tips on how to make our booty cheeks bounce and one even did a pretty impressive handstand! Definitely go here for a fun time and yummy food. The people there made us feel welcome, and made it a great experience. read more

The manager owner STEPHEN (Steve or Sean., Terry) knew Jonathan & Ashley§ and my friend" Jon Juicy" of lower LaVerne Avenue 22305. I felt elated the managers or owner didn't use profane vulgarities to say Good evening to our FRIDAY night encourage. However, during an endemicagghhh pandemic of '22, one would be astonished to know swipe your CC for a 9 minute lap dance in the VIP room, $$57 was charged to JonJuicy..... OUTSTANDING. I adore their $$16.00 succulent salmon. alleluia read more

Highly disappointed in the food- no flavor, undercooked. But I guess people don't go for the food. Fast but poor service. I came here based on reviews and was disappointed in the whole experience. Will not return. read more

Visited today after at least a decade or so (probably more!) in between. I remembered it being a unique spot, but typically these days if I'm dining in Crystal City it's a business affair. I was starving with 90 minutes before a flight out of DCA. Since I was already parked at the 7-Eleven for a pit stop and absolutely starving, decided to give it a try. So glad that I did! This place is absolute hidden gem. I struggle to think of anywhere else in the greater DMV which compares. The menu is retro yet substantial. Staples, not kitschy trendy cliches. The quality compares favorably with anywhere downtown -- but the prices are incomparable! I got the Tomahawk Veal Chop for about $20 vs similar at the Capital Grill a few weeks ago for $70. Pork Chops for $6.99 or $3.75 for a cheeseburger; New York Strip for $14.99 or lamb chops for about the same. It's unbelievable. Not sure how they do, and I fear it won't last. Until then it will be my new go-to place. And it's a restaurant, not a strip club. You can bring your Mother (maybe) or certainly your significant other. There are plenty of couples and otherwise the usual composition of patrons there. There is also a regular rotation of semi-nude woman 'dancing' one at a time, but is more of an old school go-go vibe than anything like actual strip clubs in the area. If your intent is strippers with XXX level visibility you'll likely be frustrated. But if you're looking for a causal vibe and great menu with unmatched prices, against a backdrop of beautiful women, it's both worth a shot and arguably the only option within 100s of miles. read more

Crystal City Restaurant - Tomahawk Veal Chop - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

As it was my first time going to a gentlemen's club, the food was great, the service was on point, and the vibes were right for good entertainment while eating a good meal. read more

My all time favorite. Very beautiful women. Literally the best deal on food in the city. Lunch burger lunch steak salmon and wings are fantastic . I make ppl come here. Ideal gentlemen club. The girls are never greedy or strung out. The customers are cool and don't fight or flash ego. Respectful, no judgment staff. There are always multiple high end girls working and dancing anytime of day. I've bounced at clubs and been a patron of many clubs during my time in the navy. If you are looking for a chill place With great food, high end and diverse body types ALL TIMES OF DAY that wont break the bank. This is your best bet I've found on the east coast. I don't do lapdances though so I can't speak to that. I've never been pestered for a dance. And there is both indoor smoking and nonsmoking. Good price craft beer for DC. If you don't cause a problem, there won't be any problems here. read more

Omg what can I say about this place... pussy popping, titties flapping, juices flowing. I almost busted my 2nd nut before I got my roast beef sandwich. Speaking of roast beef sandwich... that one chic Alissa had her coochie on point. I would have given my left testicle to slide up in her meat loaf read more

The food is great! And not expensive... Good bargain. The place is very friendly. The women are treated with respect.

There wasn't any on-site parking which is normal for that location, I just wasn't expecting that. Entering the place, it was of course pretty dark. The space was smaller but the staff accommodated us for seating quickly and were friendly. The food was actually pretty tasty and affordable. There was a one drink minimum but they don't serve actual liquor. My water bottle was $6.60. Still made the best of it. There is a smoking and non smoking section. One dancer at a time and the dancers come to each table after their performance to gain tips. I've never experienced it before but again we made the best of it. The private room fees were pretty expensive for those interested $60(ten mins). read more

My old roommates were Monday night regulars here so I decided to tag along for my first strip club experience at the famous CCR (not to be confused with Creedance Clearwater Revival). A few observations: - The bathroom doors in the women's bathroom do not lock adequately which caused me to walk in on my eight month pregnant waitress by accident. Awkward! - The dancers are pretty and they do not take their jobs too seriously which is fine by me! One was even doing the running man on stage! Sounds like my type of gal. - This is a wine and beer bar only. - If you are a girl the girls will try to give you extra attention! Overall this place had a nice laid back atmosphere and seemed more like dive bar first, strip club second. I had a fun time although I was more interested in eating at the kabob joint next door by the time our evening was done. read more

Tacky Bar. Tacky Restaurant. Tacky Dancers. As constructive criticism, CCR should seriously consider renovating. From the door, I felt as if I walked in 1985. Everything was old and outdated, even the music they were playing for the dancers. I appreciate that the bar is sectioned into smoking and nonsmoking. This review is based off the nonsmoking area, but I could only imagine the foolery took place throughout. I have worked in Crystal City for 5 years but never stayed to visit CCR until this one Friday night. I wanted to give a full, honest review of the place so I ordered the rib eye steak. Yuck! It had no taste which really disappointed me because the portion size was so big that I felt bad having to leave over half on my plate. The "entertainment" was sad. No rhythm. No shape. Just sad. But the tackiest of all tackies, was after the bland performance, they had the audacity to stop at each table with a cheap purse and strongly hint at wanting a tip. What?! Are you serious? I have never witnessed such a thing. I was appalled and disgusted by my night. read more

Ok, you have to accept that this is a rating for a restaurant that's really a strip club. I don't go to strip clubs except for the occasional bachelor party (which this was) and I never eat in the club. But the drill seems to be same at Crystal City Restaurant as most such places - you get quite a bit of food at pretty reasonable prices because they plan to make their money on drinks and paying the dancers. The food was fine, comparable to a decent diner. I had the Billy's Steak Bite Salad. It was a big house salad topped with chunks of beef tenderloin. The menu said the salad is a mix of romaine and iceberg but it seemed to be mostly iceberg. I'd say the quality was comparable to buying a bag of salad mix at the grocery store, dumping it on a plate and adding blue cheese dressing poured from a bottle of dressing also bought qt the grocery store. I ordered the meat blackened and cooked medium rare. It was pretty salty but otherwise very tender and nicely cooked. At $10.99, it was a good quantity of totally edible food. The service was fast and friendly. I'll leave the rating of the dancers to some other site! If you want ok food at reasonable prices while watching mostly-naked women dance, then Crystal City Restaurant fits the bill. read more

Crystal City Restaurant definitely defines dinner and entertainment. Being open for 40 years, and 38 of those glorious years has been providing you with the wonderful pleasure of scantily clad women strutting their stuff on stage down to a thong with some pasties. Now that's what I call PG 13. We showed up around 8:30pm with my boyfriend and our lovely Colombian friend Diana who has never been to a strip club let alone something like this. Crystal City Restaurant is best described to be between a Hooter's and a strip club. They do provide pretty nice food with some hot ladies. We came here to have dinner and to watch the show... obviously. My boyfriend and I split a Queen Prime Rib which is a 10 oz prime rib with 2 sides for $10.99. We got broccoli and mashed potatoes with a buttermilk biscuit with butter. Diana ordered herself a Gyro with steak fries for $6.99. You get a lot of food for the cheap without compromising the quality. It was surprisingly good for sure. Service was great. Our server was named Jessica. She was very conversational and told us a bit about Crystal City Restaurant and its origins. Really satisfied to find someone who gave a damn about her customers. Now for the entertainment. The girls did have your stereotypical stripper names such as Bambi, Skittles, Sparkles, and of course the legacy known as K.T. K.T. knew how to move and she impressed everyone with her moves to some hard rock. Some of the girls were really talented, others really just tried to make it through the song before their rounds to solicit the tables of customers. The girls would dance, then go to each and every table asking 'how are you doing?' as they progressed to the glass enclosed room inside the restaurant where the main bar was and a smaller stage. As the go by each table, this is where they hope to pick up a few tips. Some customers would give, some would pass them on up and continue with their meals such as we did. This is a place where you do not expect to MAKE IT RAIN if you know what I mean. Don't forget about the weird single creeper dudes that roll in here. Come with friends so you can avoid them. There was this one particular individual who kept hugging and trying to kiss the dancers during their routine because he was right up by the stage. He looked gross and like the kind you need to keep away from both women and children. Sheesh. The front of the building is misleading and I would hate for any elderly man with a heart condition to pass through those doors without knowing what he is about to get himself into. It looks like a regular restaurant sans see through windows which is probably a good thing. Considering it is right next to Young Chow restaurant and a lot of families go in there; I am glad the windows are concealed so little ones can't peak in and see. Would I return? Hell yeah I would. It was a fun night, and the look of horror on Diana's face when we first arrived made it all the better. Now, I just need to find my next victim to relive the moment of hilarity. read more

Crystal City Restaurant - Prime rib - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

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Don't go there ! Especially if you're black like me. I just went there on Memorial Day with an old college buddy. Despite their advertisements for customers being allowed private dances, I was denied private dances by 3 different dancers. No explanation was given by the staff, despite NO prior confrontations or issues occurring. Meanwhile, my buddy who is white, was granted two 15-minute dances with no problem. This place is downright racist and bigoted against black men. DO NOT patronize this establishment whatsoever !! read more

Food: Really , a strip bar with good food !! Yup!!!Yup ! Amazingly , most clubs have crap food. Not here!! The food is good, above average. Cheese trays, tuna fresh!!!. Outstanding kabobs! !! Wings !! And they have specials. DRINKS: OK, FULL bar. Pleasant bartenders, Drink prices are excellent here..meaning reasonable. Ok now the big point : GIRLS; Yes, they have girls. I GO for the fun and entertainment. And all the girls are awesome. In conclusion; fun fun fun ! Girls!! Good drinks good food Oh did I mention; they have a smoking section for cigars read more

GoGo bar dump . So that's it Food stinks Girls are only good from 4pm-6pm. If that's your thing read more

Crystal City Restaurant - Shithole - American Near Me - Arlington, Virginia

Solid service solid food solid people. Could possibly use karaoke to compete with a gay bar down the road

Not such a good place, the service was terrible and no social distancing. In-A-Nutshell, the bar tender, who also serves tables, is completely rude. She started in on my friends and I as soon as we got there. The "manager" was an even bigger horses ass. We went there looking to have a good time and had a bad one. They don't practice social distancing there, at all. The tables are set out every other one with Xs on the ones with no chairs. But, as more people come in, they try to sit them at your table. We said something about it to our terrible server who basically said too bad she needed to make money. Then the manager came over and said the same thing. Really? Something's wrong there. He also told us if we didn't like it we could just leave and if we kept complaining about it he would ask us to leave. Another: Really? Here's some of the details: We had planned a B-Day party there which their website indicates they welcome by providing a 5 minute lap dance and a slice of cake. It also says they take reservations for this. When we got there, no one new about it saying "they don't take reservations". We also pointed out that every unoccupied table without an X on it had a reserved sign on it. Seriously?? This bar tender/server got, unnecessarily, way bent out of shape about it too. Not sure why as it seemed pretty simple to us. After the smoke cleared, we did end up getting a table for our party. This bar tender ended up being our server too and was just as rude as could be. To top it off, we had to argue about the slice of cake and was never offered the 5 minute lap dance. The sad thing is that I gave her a $20 tip up front to try and smooth things out but it was like that didn't even happen. The most unusual thing is that this "manager" said we had to respect the club by allowing them to sit strangers at our table. Seriously? How about they need to provide better customer service and provide a little respect to those spending the money there. read more

Interesting place here. You can dine while the strippers dance. Can't talk to the food as I did not eat but I did have a few beers. The main thing here is that you cannot touch the strippers, so if you are coming from a state that allows it, be ready for the disappointment. Lol. Lap dances are priced ridiculously high. $50.00 for ten minutes?? Crazy. Basically, you sit there, have convo with whomever you are with and they dance on stage. You can choose to walk up to the stage and literally make it rain $$$$ or you can wait until they are done and they will come around table to table and you can tip at that time. I would say this method provides a safe environment for the strippers and patrons alike as it alleviates any issues that might arise from folks that might be too touchy feely. As far as what the hell goes on in the private rooms. I don't know. If you are bored and want to watch a show while having a beer come on by. They do have a smoking section if that is your thing. read more

Best Burger In Town! Best Prime Rib in America! This place is like Cheers with entertainment. It starts with the hostesess, then the bartenders, the dancers and even the owner is amazing! Customer service ***** waitresses *****food*****. If you live in the area or you're just visiting, this is an awesome 18+ establishment. read more

Great dancers and hosts! However, watch out for the chicken! Had a quesadilla and it made my stomach rumble! Was charged full price anyways, even after I told them about it... read more