I had a great time at the Pink Poodle! The atmosphere is great and the space is clean and comfortable. The music was great for the girls on stage and the vibe was energetic without feeling overwhelming. Although it's a No Touch club, the girls here are beautiful to look at! They are friendly and I made sure I got everything I needed. I definitely recommend this club to anyone looking for an awesome time at a full nude club, and I'll be back again! read more

No touch club. Literally friends with the workers. Don't know why people are posting that it is. Lost 2 stars for allowing people to come under that false assumption, shame on the owner for also not listening to their employees when people take advantage. Should be safe at work. That said, I spend good money here because the dancers work hard to deserve it. They always go above and beyond to make anyone feel special. Plus the amount of training they've done to be where they are is what makes their moves really graceful and athletic. (I asked. Try having a conversation sometime.) Some come to be seduced, I come to be impressed. Truthfully when you treat them well they will seek you out and you'll have a much more curated experience. I have just felt like another body at other clubs. They treat me too well. 45 is for a dance here, but I expect to spend around 160 on a slow night and at least 300 minimum on a good night. Also side note, staff, please do make it a habit to sanitize the space. There also could be improvements on airflow. Instead of it looking like a speakeasy, it could be much more looked after. read more

Took my man there for his bday. The strippers were really nice. Fluid movements. Sexy. Good time read more

Went to PP 2 times. I usually go to Cheetah for fun. Compare 2 clubs, one thing PP is better that you can touch girls, that is very important and would make your experience a lot better. But girls in cheetah are more friendly and cheetah has a standard and clear fee structure, and cheetah has timer. Girls in PP would just ask you private dance, they would not like to talk a little bit, different girls asked tips in their own standard and their dance time length is varied as well. Some girls just sat on your legs and just let you touch her, acted like a piece of wood. Private dance in cheetah is nude and only topless in PP. I wish cheetah would change their on touch policy in the future. read more

$40 for a lap dance (base price) then once back there your tip determines how good your lap dance is. But you must tip. Thats not an option. The $40 doesn't go to the dancers, whatever you tip does. Luna was an amazing dancer! read more

*Got New Girls,* Girls maybe you might know.....!!! I drove into the Pink Poodle parking lot when Covid began. There was a supervisor for the County Sheriff parked in the corner of the lot. Did see him, he is curiously watching me. And I began a limited official investigation into the situation. WTF the Sheriff closed the Poodle then my GYM. Walking around the corner looking at the sign we closed the Poodle because of Covid the Deputy watched me cry. I am demanding information as a pesky citizen. Things like when they closed, when will they open how to I get the strippers paid, dude you got numbers. I gotta get them paid, Sir you need to serve the hell out of me. But do not protect the hell out of me by shooting me. *NO STRIPPER LEADS* The Deputy dude was a dud. Gave me nothing to work with. No tips on where the department is getting strippers during Covid. I was shocked as I came driving into the lot sometimes you get up on a Saturday which is a non-working day, and you are dazed and confused for minutes. Then you start seeing the picture that why traffic is lite. How come the parking lot has no cars? *HIRING* There are GIRLS, there are NEW GIRLS, and I can see Belinda is looking for more girls to hire online. *SECURITY* The poodle has had for the six years or so I've been going weekly a security guard I like. Has learned competency the girls and the guys and has a good temperament. That is the main thing for me. Even smiles he's shy. *Better Look* Now there is a newer look so far and after Corvid's restart of the Poodle, I've been from the start only a couple of guys and gals, and they are well on the way to bringing the club up to full throttle. They got new guys who look like both managers working very hard for the new owner I've been told is Mike. *FRONT MANAGEMENT CAN HELP YOU* Dave is the guy I can talk to when something or another comes up, so go see Dave. Dave can give you stripper advice, it has helped lately for me, takes a while to have it sink in like it in his dude code. *DAVE* Dave will talk to you straight and help you. Just figure out personalities you think will be best suited to help you out. OR *Rudy* Rudy is tough and uncompromising when something or another comes up. They're new to me and never knew names before Covid. Rudy will talk to you straight and help you out. Rudy might be the senior manager. *ENTRANCE* Usually, Dave and Rudy just get your $25.00 and get you in through the rotating gate and do not chat much but on occasion, they will give you a how your doing let this guy in free, or something surprising. They do appreciate the guys who come in, *SEXUAL TENSION* I stop by once every weekend and then I run my GT Mustang Premium dealer-installed supercharger/intercooler with glass top super neat $2000 options by practicing my high-performance driving skills on Bear Creek Road usually going for a personal best run. Or catch some guys racing who as well do the same thing I am doing. Then it is GO time. The road is hard on the chassis, and I burn up Brakes every 3000 to 7000 miles with brake rotors and pads at $2400 every three to four months. Trying new ones, it all depends on this is my testing grounds. Tires as well 20,000 to 25,000 miles. SO, if the dances sucked then I drive my car hard and if they do not suck then I might drive differently. It all depends on how hard and or fast the ride or loud the radio is or will be when I hit the road it's MGTOW time. After the Poodle NO FEMALES for a week. *GUYS CAN CHANGE THEIR OPINIONS?* I am going to say some guys who have noted they don't care for the club, and I say some guys because I read their stuff. Not all guys will change their view with LOCKTIGHT Blue on their opinion. But I am confident others will. You can make more of the Pink Poodle if you devise a strategy to have fun. SO go back once or twice and more often if you like. read more

Yesterday was my first time in these places I definitely recommend it the women's are so pretty I really enjoy it been there with My boyfriend we both have fun ...... love it read more

First Time!!! Dancers were so nice and sweet !! Giselle was our fav! Music was great although drinks are expensive.

He visitado ase mucho tiempo atrás las bebidas los snachks. Muy buenos comida. Buenísima que digo buena. Esta para chuparse los dedos el mejor servicio el ambiente bien bueno se los recomiendo read more

My first time here. Came in and met a pretty girl named Amber, asked for dance and I went. I paid $40 for a dance and she danced like 10 seconds and kept asking for more tip, even though I already paid $40. She sat down and demanded for more tip, I was so confused because she barely dance, not even 10-15 seconds into the first song. My first time and also my last time here. Will never come back to this place ever again. Totally rip off and scam. Spend your money somewhere else. Worst club I ever been to. read more

This place is just horrible and a total waste of time and money. Let's start with the good 1. The street taco vendor out front is great with fresh food and super friendly 2. Nothing else is good Now the bad 1. 25 bucks to get in and the guy working the door is always pissed and makes you just want to leave 2. The place is small , very little seating and if not by yourself good luck sitting with friends 3. The girls , some are 7-8 , a lot 2-3 rank, and almost all are unfriendly and look pissed to be working 4. Private dances are 40 bucks , a friend goes back as it was his birthday and first song the dancer asks for 80 to 100 tip up front to touch ( which by the way is not legal ). When you don't pay , you get a half ass dance and money lost 5. Restrooms not clean , ya it is a gentleman's club but come in clean them once a year or so at least Bottom line , total waste of money , time and disappointing if taking someone here for an event DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY HERE ! read more

Dudes behind the bar were nice, but sadly got scammed by one of the dancers(Cherry) Water was 5 bucks read more

I got kicked out here because I was looking at one of the dancers. I was a frequent patron. I know a lot of the dancers.

Services was terrible i tipped and got a dance paid and then she said i had to pay again lol i would never give them another chance to receive my service read more

Doors opened at 7:00 and I showed up at 7:45. I was told the dancers were still getting ready. Waited around another 25 minutes or so still no dancers on stage. Two dancers came out asking for a dance so I said sure to one. I paid $40 to security or who ever that was, then the girl said I had to pay another $80 for two songs or $100 for three songs. In a matter of minutes. I've been to gentlemen's clubs all over the country traveling for work, and with my time in the military and this is by far the worst experience I've ever had. This place will not get my business when I am back in San Jose for work. read more

Best club I've been to. Dancers are always up front and professional. Never had any issues receiving private dances and love the ladies working here. read more

Beautiful friendly women. Great attitudes. Had few private dances with Lolita and Seven. Both were very nice women. Only complaint was no food is served but other than that all good. read more

The worst place you can go...... I am not a guy who oistens to others, I went despite peoples talk, i pay 25$ to get in, the girks are fully nude so i guess thats why, so i was like "ok" bring cash before hand theyre atm runs you 10$ charge ouch. I buy a couple red bulls and chill, my phone battery is low so i ask the guard if i can charge my cell anywhere he says ask him which i assume us the boss next to him, An old man who is mad and beligerent, he takes my cell and try to put a different charger in it when i sayed alreasy i have my charger, he then says ok ask him pointing back to the guard i asked first...... These are clowns, this is a circus. I am Sorry for you.. read more

"Wow" this place was established the year I was born... I had the privilege of living only several blocks away from the Pink Poodle as an adolescent I couldn't wait until I was of age to enter the establishment ..it was very intimidating but yet very exciting walking past the Pink Poodle as an adolescent... once I became of age I was highly impressed with the caliber of women that would be employed there as well as the staff that was very kind and accommodating which passed my expectations being the nature of the business can attract otherwise... I also had the privilege and honor of attending a private school with one of the owner's sons and he is a beautiful spirited individual after knowing him and meeting the rest of his family I was in awe family-owned bye a very classy family I've taken plenty of friends to this location I would even entertain business clients at the Pink Poodle... San Jose is a more balanced environment with the luxury of a burlesque Gentle mens club operated properly. (I'll be back). *My Name Is Richard Lujan and I approve this message* read more

If it's good enough for SJFD, it's good enough for you. $5 for bottled water is criminal though.

One the dancers was in a bad mood probably because no one wanted to buy her lap dance she tried tricking me into giving her money because she doesn't get the $40 that I pay for the lap dance didn't catch her name but she was this tonight, gave me attitude and didn't give me my worth or what I paid for if this girl doesn't want to be present for work she can just go home was only getting in my way and pressuring you to give her a tip come on that's not how you bring your customers in read more

For more honest reviews visit my profile Place needs deep cleaning, Redbull cans all over when I went. Girls were 3/5, lots of space for big group of guys. read more

I agreed with Amber the tall white redhead dancer to go for a $40 dance. I gave her $100 because I didn't have $40, she came back and was like let's dance. I told her where's my $60 change ? She said don't worry you will have a lot of fun. I said no give me my $60 back first. She sat on my leg while saying that's her tip. While me repeating that I don't want any dance if she doesn't give my money first. She said no I already sat on your leg, the dance started. I got up and said no stop. She just gave me $20 out of my $100. I went to the 2 guys at the front, and they just said they can't anything about it. Her blonde friend came to talk to me later, after I told her the story, she said oh this never happened to you before? You never been here before ? I guess everyone knows what happens here. Never go to this place if you don't want to get robbed. Civil suit coming soon. Contact me please if this has happened to you here. read more

Man oh man. I've been to only three strip clubs in my life. This one being the fourth. Lemme tell you, it sucked. At least on a Sunday night it was trash. There was no dancers on the floor talking to people asking if they wanted a dance. It just wasn't a good experience like the other places I've been. I'd read the reviews and listen to them. Could've saved money big time. read more

I was skeptical at first but finally went in recently and ended up having a great time! Got a dance from amber, made sure to tip and it was worth every penny! Recommend if you don't want to go across the bridge to sf read more

It's a good strip club if you like touching the strippers. They're not too strict once you get a private dance.

Got my husband a lap dance here before we got married ; afterwards he said he couldn't even enjoy it because his dancer smelled! Like cmon!!!! You're a dancer, you should ALWAYS smell good! ‍ I'm confused!!!!! read more

WoW I was in the mood for some glitter and the smell of cotton candy lol so visited this place again and was in awe of the petite Latina dancer that seemed to enjoy giving a good long lap dance . I hate the rough and grind rough dance . She had a soft and rhythmic grind that I will never forget . Even when she was done her dismount was sensual.I can't remember her name but I will definitely be back read more

Love it! Dancers are always professional and upfront about what is to be expected. Beautiful ladies and great environment. Dancers are respectful as long as you stay respectful as well and follow the rules. read more

My favorite place to spend an evening. The club is clean and the staff is friendly. Spending time in the main room watching dances is fun, but getting private dances is even better. The dancers are good at what they do, very professional, and clear about the pricing and boundaries. I wouldn't choose any other club. read more

Great place to scape the reality! I like the place! The staff are friendly and courteous! You can have fun over here totally!

Had a blast. 1. wish... play anything besides rap music. I know I'm at a strip club, but the music is horrible. For customers. Cash only.....the ATM at the door charges $5 either come with enough cash or grab it at the door. If you choose to use the ATM inside the club the fee is $10. Had a private dance with Dorian. Super fun, she has that comic con "nerdy" hot girl look. Super friendly to ladies and couples. Dancers seem pretty open to fun in the VIP section, as long as your willing to tip well. They ask up front to gage how far your wanting to go. Overall good time on a friday night. Will go again soon. read more

This place is a local strip club. I normally go to clubs in SF, so this isn't as modern or busy. I went last night to find an empty strip club and bouncers/DJ that are very aggressive and ruin the whole experience. TBH - these people are probably why it's empty. Cover is $20 and we went an hour before closing. They had about 4 dancers perform on stage during that hour - only 1 of which was attractive and who I tipped well. The DJ kept announcing we need to tip a stripper who was very unattractive and I refused to. It's like they charge cover and expect you to tip every stripper on stage regardless. Really turned off by how cheap the bouncer and DJ are here. Not coming back. read more

After a so-so celebration for my friend Matt S.'s birthday in Los Gatos, we decided to get out of yuppy-ville and get down and dirty at the Pink Poodle. This was the first time I had been to a strip, I mean, adult theater in about a decade. And well, my trip here did not disappoint. Here are some highlights: The DJ: Wow. He sounds super creepy on the microphone. I really wanted to see him. I am not sure where they hide him. I keep imagining that he looks like Sloth from Goonies. The "belly" dancer: Wow. She was the first girl I noticed. She had a huge gut. I lean over to my buddy Chris T. and ask: "Dude, is that girl pregnant?" He laughed. Unfortunately, I was not joking. Cheap patrons: I saw a group of frugal gentlemen, who were most likely sandwich engineers at Subway, put money down on the catwalk and then, once the dancer was done giving them attention and would turn her back, take the money off the table. It was hilarious. What morons. The creepy DJ had to yell at them on the loudspeaker. They got busted. They should have been kicked out. You are taking money out of the dancer's hands. You are robbing them of food. And plus, one of them is pregnant and really needs the money. The "booty" dancer: So some stripper, I mean, dancer comes out and is really working it. She has manageable heels, so her movements are quick and fluid. This girl can dance. Then she gets on her knees and does the typical booty shake. But then, she reaches over the guy's head, puts her hand on his forehead, and rams it in his face a couple times. The guy is totally dazed, but he smiles. She then proceeds to do it 3 times, even harder. Slap! Slap! Slap! Yes, continuous booty to the forehead. I am sure his nose was hitting thong or whatever. So I lean over to my friend Chris T. and say: "Wow. She is going to break his nose." He responds: "There are worse ways to break a nose." And yes, he was not joking either. We are so classy. Nerdy guy with glasses: I saw this guy get abused by the dancers. He would get a dance, and then as he was exiting the dance area, another dancer would grab him for another dance. He probably dropped over $1,000 that night. He looked really geeky and smart. He probably works at Lockheed. Your tax dollars at work, people! Asian dancer: There was this Asian stripper, I mean, dancer, and my buddy Rich M. loves Asian women so he is salivating all over the catwalk. He might have had some "goodies" in his pocket. I am not sure why he would be offering money, when I am sure these girls will do crazy things for the "candy" he had in his pocket. But he is so drunk, he continues to sip on his non-alcoholic beer and stares at Jade. Wow. What a clever Asian dancer name. She must be so smart. Crazy naked guy on stage: So I guess it was some guy's birthday that weekend and his buddies put him up on stage. Some dancer would whip him and tell him to take his clothes off. He proceeds to strip down to his underwear. Okay. Then he decides to show off his bare butt, and the dancer whips him like crazy. Then some girl sitting down rips his underwear even more. I guess he is hammered because he just takes off his underwear and he flops his wanker around. I nearly choked on my non-alcoholic beer. I fell to the floor laughing. In the end, his butt was so red. And so was I from laughing so hard. This place is ridiculous. I don't think I will be back. It's tough to look at girls covered in tattoos with obvious daddy issues, dancing for their next hit. But then again, I have always been a glutton for punishment. Slap! Slap! Slap! read more

After an uneventful visit to Mosaic Lounge on 1st street, my girl friend and I decided we wanted to go to a strip club! We both had never been before and our guy friend yelps this place and we said "LET'S GO!!!" He said "It's all nude, is that okay?" we said "HELL YES! Why else would we go?" So we drag our three very willing guy friends with us and followed the yellow GPS road! Excited we were! Ooh the hopes and dreams we had for our first adult theater experience! Got to the door, were asked to pay $20.00 cover..that was kinda steep! But whatever, we were there so we shelled the money over. Walked through the curtain and the stage was right there! All the guys turned around right away because my friend and I were the only girl patrons...and I had on a light colored dress so I glowed in the blacklight..they had no choice but to turn..... but that was interesting... The girls dancing on stage were kinda thick, not at all what I imagined but we had fun clapping and hooting away with the guys. There was only one girl that I thought was pretty hot. She had the body, the face, and the moves. Hot.. Anyways, when I wasn't looking at the girls, I looked around and saw dirty looking guys, my god...there were guys there who came by themselves and sat right up at the front all stern and serious with a stack of ones in their hands. They were so hilariously concentrated on their task! Most of the girls stripped down to nothing in a second and a half and most also threw their vajayjays right into the faces of the starving hawks gawking at their goods! These guys looked, they looked hard, and when the girls came close, a couple closed their eyes and inhaled like those commercials for getaways...a bit grosss but super funny to watch. The girl with the smallest boobs was the best dancer...She climbed on and spun around on the pole. Super cool to watch. Why did I mention her boobs? Well, remember that one guy sitting up close and was super concentrated like he was studying for a calculus exam? (cuz he was hella nerdy looking), she shook her itty bitty boobs into his face and he finally smiled! hahaha hilarious!!! It was overall very enjoyable. Most likely because it was my first time. But next time I want hotter girls!! =D read more

Great vibe amazing dj (roxy) beautiful girls with great energy. Had lots of fun. I would have given five stars but a girl named savanna kinda killed my vibe because she smelled like body odor. Not surprised because most people who smell like that are on drugs(it's obvious). Other than that every other girl was a top notch woman that you would see in playboy. I highly recommend this club. It's really a blast. Coming back for more! read more

This was the first nude club I've been to and I actually came here with three other people for my boyfriend's birthday last year. So yes, this review is wayyy overdue. Cover was $20 for men and women. It was a little intimidating at first because of the lack of women in the place (besides the strippers), but surprisingly, it was the strippers who made me feel more comfortable. It is true what they say that the girls will give you more attention if you are the same gender. One girl who was dancing, came up to me while she was on stage to say, "You're too pretty for this. Don't ever become a stripper." Hell -- I definitely took that compliment home with me ;) Be careful when pulling out of the parking lot because a doughnut eating pig in a black and white costume may pull you over just for the hell of it. read more

Okay, I'll admit it. I've been there once or twice ... 55 times! The Pink Poodle is like the dive bars of strip clubs. A few friends & I have taken to calling it "The Pink Dog" because you see a lot of pink, & you leave the place saying "Dog, I didn't need to see that". It's very dark & dank & uh, rank, inside. The girls are mediocre at best & they don't serve alcohol (because it's fully nude) so there's no hope of beer goggles making the ladies any more appealing. They also offer this thing called a 'shower scene'. I've never done it myself, but there's a shower curtain off to the side that I've seen bath towel clad girls take unsuspecting men into for a few minutes. I'm unsure about what goes on behind the curtain but all the men I've seen come out of there stumble back to their seats with a very dismayed look on their face. Like someone just farted in their mouth. Word to the wise, avoid the shower scene like you avoid the cops. If you went to high school anywhere in the south bay be sure to wear dark glasses or some sort of disguise if you decide to go there because you a guaranteed to see a few old classmates shaking their aging asses on stage. read more

I can't stop thinking about this place! The Pink Poodle blows my mind every time we go here. If you are a lady and are looking to have a fabulous time with your friends there is no better place to go on a Saturday night. The place is surreal. There is a portrait of the owner (?) in a frame behind the bar, I'm guessing his name is Jefferson P. Poodle, and he gazes upon the patrons with a deeply Satisfied gaze. He knows this place is the shit. Hand to God, I think I saw a tear of joy come out of his eye last Saturday. A few of the ladies in our group were Poodle virgins, the dancers there bareback broke their asses in! One lady in our group wants to be a dancer, she got a taste of that life when Sabrina (?) abducted her from her front row seat and invited her up on the stage. Next thing you know, Sabrina had her naked! Whipped her clothes off before the end of the first song! I have never seen an aspiring dancer be baptized on stage before, and I've been to Reno. I thought to myself there is No Way this night could get any crazier! I underestimated the Poodle, more so, I underestimated the power of MONICA. Good god. We come here for Monica. Out she comes, dancing to some old throw back R&B, snatching dollar bills from cheap, miserly, moustachioed men at the end of the stage. Shaming fools who dared sit at the stage and not put forth a tribute....but it got even better! Monica abducted our lady Red from the front row, second lady that evening to be spirited away and given life upon the stage. What happened next is the stuff of legends. Wise women will tell her thot children about the mysticism of Monica. Girl kicks off her heels, squats down and dead lifts Red like a rag doll, hoists her ass up and holds her like a mama monkey. Monica bounced her, she thrust her hips into her, she gave Red the kind of dry hump that made me miss being a sexually curious teenager on a camping trip. When it was all over I had blown my wad of dollars. My fanny pack was limp and cashed out. Lord, we were spent! The Pink Poodle, Sabrina, and Monica are the reason strip clubs are still around. Can't get experiences like this from a webcam or corporate club. Jefferson P. Poodle, your establishment is the most fun, most female friendly, inviting, and exciting club I have ever been to. Please keep taking my money. read more

Granted we had some good laughs at this place but after leaving, I felt like I needed to bathe in bleach and scrub off the top layer of my skin.. (not because of the dancers but because of how DIRTY the place was.. mold, dust, everything is sticky... gross) So my friend and I (a girl) decided to bring some friends here as an initiation fraternity thing. Its kind of hard to explain.. But to sum it up.. I brought 2 guys here who just turned 18... My friend and I just wanted to kind of scare these boys who have never been to a strip club etc.. It was just a joke.. a good laugh.. totally innocent night. We walk in.. and we give each guy 20 dollars in 1s.. (I KNOW ITS NOT A LOT but still.. whatever).. We talked to different ladies who were serving while not dancing and we told the girls that to give our friends some extra attention when they get on stage.. NOW THEY DID GIVE THEM EXTRA ATTENTION.. One of the boys had glasses on.. the girl dancing some how.. took his glasses off with her ass and then SOMEHOW put them on the other guys face.. My friend and I were laughing so hard.. ... so hard that we were told to sit by the vending machine in the back.. if not they were going to tell us to leave. Now heres the thing.. The people who come to this strip club are not there for fun.. but straight up perverted. By us laughing, we ultimately got kicked out. We weren't drunk.. we weren't being obnoxiously annnoying or loud but we were just laughing because my friend's glasses were up in the dancers ass hahaha.. So yeh.. we got kicked out. Asked to never return because we were laughing. They also charged us cover when most strip clubs let girls in free. (Well the ones in SF) (10$ to get in.. I think) The girls were so - so.. The cute ones we saw online on the website were NOT the ones at the club that night.. Surprisingly, I saw a girl that I went to High School with dancing.. (omg it was the weirdest thing ever.. talking to her ass naked "So.. do you still keep in touch with people?.. i mean.. talk to people from HS?") Over all I guess I'm just saying that if you are looking for a fun, whatevers night which includes strip clubs.. I'd say stay away from this one.. They don't allow laughing.. or people being loud.. only pervs.. read more