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    Sporty's Bikini Bar

    3.8 (165 reviews)
    ModerateBars, Strip Clubs
    Closed 6:00 pm - 2:00 am (Next day)

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    SPORTY'S BIKINI BAR ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Casual
    Loud
    Good for groups

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    Bobby M.

    DONT COME HERE!!!!! Security mark will assault even while being recorded on camera. Girls will provide cut coke in parking lot or in there own vehicles. At no one's risk !!! You'll have overlooked drinks to where you will need medical attentions due to falling out after being overpoored and drugged by who know what drugs they provide. Don't waste your money here as I wasted my money and was treated like such shit. Dante Zack and Mark are careless and reckless security given examples girls will come in on their days off and give private dances to customers, but security will throw a customer out after spending thousands of dollars and then assault him five times. Don't waste your time at this bar. They love to assault you take your money, kick you out and hold you hostage threatening to call the police went absolutely nothing was done wrong. Don't waste your time at this bar for more personal information. Feel free as a suit will be given to individuals and set establishment at sporty's Bikini bar.

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    Love the staff!! The bartenders and servers are friendly and quickly got our drinks. Thank you to everyone

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    The service that a person is supposed to get is not at all offered in a desired way..

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    Skylar is the baddest baddie in all of baddieland ‍ she gives amazing dances and has the sweetest heart

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    Drinks and a lot of adult beverages and a lot of very pleasant scenery a great place to unwind on a Friday night

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    Fantastic place to escape and grab a few drinks good atmosphere clean bring your boys bring your girl all are welcome

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    Akira is just amazing. I always look forward to seeing her. She is very friendly and cute.

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    Ask the Community - Sporty's Bikini Bar

    Is this a topless bar? Are there private dances?

    This is a bikini bar. Our sister club, cheetahs is fully nude, but does not sell alcohol. Both have private table dances

    Any cover charge? How expensive are drinks?

    The cover charge is $10 and $20 Friday and Saturday after 9 PM. Drinks are reasonable priced around $12

    Can we take puctures with girls?

    Probably not that kind of party.

    What's the starting age requirement to work?

    21 years old, because there is alcohol sold

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    Cheetah's Gentleman Club

    Cheetah's Gentleman Club

    3.9(234 reviews)
    2.0 mi
    $$

    They're supposed to be shutting down, so I suggested we visit this iconic spot for Gurls Nite…read morebefore they shut down. $10 for valet parking, but my gfs found street parking - paid for an hour & it's free after 10pm on the weekends. $12 & some change entry fee, 10% surcharge to get dollar bills, & there's a $10 atm fee. Heard great things about the food so I had lamb chops with a side of mashed potatoes which was à la carte for $14. Had to add salt & pepper to the mash but nothing special about em. The lamb chops were cooked medium well & very tasty. The waitress was accommodating, the gurls were sweet, beautiful, & petite. There were a couple slim thicc gurlies, but that's really not their aesthetic. The ambiance was nice. We got there early & got a good spot by the pole in the back - that's where the magic happens. Great people watching spot too. Now as much as this was a cute & fun time - $35 a piece for a French 75?! 20% gratuity is fine & expected but the rest of the taxes that I ain't never heard of including the fee to breathe cus what is a "supplemental fee"? There was $100 worth of taxes (I kid you not) & they don't split checks so that's sumn else to keep in mind. A time was still had, but come on pay day when the check clears or on somebody else's dime.

    We arrived right when they opened on 7/3/2026 and we were greeted and checked in promptly. Security…read moreguard at the door was cool, we took our nephew for his 23rd birthday and his first strip club experience (his request). We saw 4 dancers, they all were gorgeous and talented! They were very kind knowing our nephew is on the spectrum, we definitely recommend this place!

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    Gold Club

    Gold Club

    3.7(477 reviews)
    36.9 miFinancial District, SoMa
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    Tl;Dr - I mean, if you mess with strip clubs, this is this, that, and a bag of chips. My review is…read moremostly based on casual visits for the lunch buffet, and I didn't get any lap dances. I would assume if I did, they'd be pretty good, haha. This place is pretty legendary in San Francisco, everyone who lives here knows about it. What's particularly noteworthy about the Gold Club beyond their commitment to a classy experience is that they do a $5 buffet that is actually pretty good, where you can kick back and watch some dancers perform. If you aren't the type to get nervous around naked ladies it's a great deal, particularly the fried chicken and the salads with a nice selection of dressings. Drinks aren't too bad either, they really respect your wallet here which is truly unique in the world of stripclubs that basically do everything in their power to separate all your money from that wallet. The girls also I'd say are pretty chill, I'm married and on a look no touch policy and I haven't had anyone be too aggressive with the come-ons, they'll certainly want to sit down and play the hostess cards if you let them but expect to be buying their drinks if they do. Lots of salt daddies in here I would expect would get irritated with those practices but I mean these girls gotta make a living, they not here for free entertainment. So I'll always throw down a few dollars before I leave for whoever is on stage, maybe a few on the table for whoever cleans up, it's a respect thing. The tables, upper level, all are nice. Nice chairs, nice views, good lighting and music. Everything here is exactly what I'd want to see in a high end club like this, and there's rarely any issues with cleanliness that I can see. Again, my experiences are limited so if you coming here for dances, special events, weekends, any of that I wouldn't be the one to talk to. But if you with a couple buddies and want a cheeky lunch hour, yeah you not gonna find something better than this my friend, this is peak mangia, baby!

    ****21+ activity****…read more Came here with my friend I met at Artichoke Joe's casino and was treated with much respect. I got a reserved table upstairs with VIP table. Women here are beautiful! Highly recommend with my utmost respectful regards.

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    Condor

    Condor

    4.0(217 reviews)
    37.8 miNorth Beach/Telegraph Hill, Russian Hill
    $

    I keep reflecting on last night and saying "MY GAY ASS LMFAOOOOOOO"…read more First, the cons: I still don't like that black bald security guy with the straggly beard that works there, he's always specifically rude as hell to me. But everyone else is cool! Moscow Mules are extremely tasty, the latino security guy with the newsboy cap is always friendly and I adore seeing him, Danielle is a great presence, and I was treated nicely here! Hygienic, a nice ambiance, and ladies seem relaxed! FRIDAYS are indeed the best night with other friendly ladies (and some couples, although mostly women) in the audience and couples throwing cash, the ladies working are EXTREMELY friendly and sociable, so if you're nervous, don't be! Get all dolled up and put on a cute fit... the cutest one in your closet, yes THAT one, and wear it here... And bring your cash, 100$ is enough for a great couple's dance (3 songs, and you'll wish it were 5) and 200$ at least if you genuinely wanna have a great time throwing ones and turning up! (Don't be like my date and sulk about not getting a ton of positive attention if you're also not showing positive attention back in the form of tossing ones... As you can imagine, I'll probably avoid bringing him back-) I had an experience with the stripper So-So that was soooooo so incredible that I had the gayest dream I've ever had in my life and woke up the next morning ready to entirely block every man in my phone and be a rich lesbian instead. 11/10 experience Also of course shoutout to Zion, Genesis, and Eliana (Eliana is extremely gorgeous and takes great care of herself, she's fun and sassy,) and admittedly So-So's couple's dance with me and my date last night had me in a DAAAAAAZE, I was literally so faint and swooning after it that I was stumbling around like a newborn baby deer all weak in my knees. (And mind you, I was sober at that point, more than enough water and hours passed, I was euphoric!) It was like getting Snoo-Snoo'd in Futurama, hell yeah So-So! It's almost 6pm the next day and I am swooning even now! (also i forgot, i was dancing at First Fridays in my five inch heels, so i think my knees were genuinely damaged before arriving anyway, I haven't moved all day since getting home... do ur stretches yall) She was laughing to my date like "She's all faint and blushing nowwwww she doesnt know what to do with herself oh my gaaaaaad", and that hater ass security guard said "Needa take their ass HOME", like sir... you're bald and snarky... avoid being seen or heard... (he's mentioned in a previous review about shoving me once, a weirdo) And his hater energy is why its 4 stars, I was amazingly ecstatic and he was a vibe killer, and dampened the experience! but I know deep in my spirit, this place is always a hit, 10/10 and knowing me I'll end up back here in a week and a half with even more cash to throw, anyone I've taken here leaves in all smiles, i slept like a baby and awoke an almost-full-lesbian

    Unfortunately between me and all three of my friends we feel like they slipped something in our…read moredrinks.

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    Hungry I

    3.4(73 reviews)
    37.8 miNorth Beach/Telegraph Hill
    $$

    I don't know why it's being reported that this place is closed - it's definitely open!…read more Hungry Club is probably my favorite dive bar in SF. It's nestled right near the corner of Columbus and Broadway, and is always full of interesting characters. Is it fancy or swanky? No, but that's not what it's aiming to be. The bartenders are the BEST, including Michelle, Carl, and Wayne. You can't go wrong with those guys. There's plenty of room to dance, sit at the bar, or grab a small table, plus there's a pool table. Manage your expectations going in, but if you're looking for a low-key place to listen to good music, drink, and talk to new people, you can't beat it.

    If you can't tell by now, I really love going to strip clubs, I wouldn't say I am a connoisseur but…read moreI feel like the night isn't complete unless I see some ass & titties. My friends and I like to go after we go clubbing or to finish off the night, I wish more clubs in norcal were open till 4am, but you don't have many choices here asides from dna lounge or after hour places. I also wish that the drinking curfew would change from 2am to 4am, but apparently this will take up to 2021, which is way too long. This club is pretty small compared to the other ones I have been to, and don't have as many girls dancing. The girls here aren't skinny little 18 year olds like the one at Golds, and vary differently. I still prefer golds but the girls here can twerk really well. ' Free entry before 11pm if you check in on yelp!

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