(Attended 11/13/16 SU @ 7:00pm): There was a bit of "lounginess" to this theatre...but I wouldn't…read moreget too comfortable or you'd miss the show!
Thanks to the discount entertainment service, Goldstar, I spun the bottle and treated a friend to the final world premiere showing of "Siamese Sex Show" at The Lounge Theatres. Located along famous "Theatre Row Hollywood" at the intesection of Santa Monica Blvd. and El Centro St., would this playhouse and show get us all hot and bothered and ask for more!?:
Refreshments (n/a) - We grabbed a pre-show meal elsewhere since we had no idea of the food situation. However, they offered minimal smattering of drinks and snacks that ranged from $2.00-$5.00 with a $5.00 minimum credit card charge.
Seats (FREE + $6.50 service fee ea.; regularly priced between $15.00-$30.00) - General seating first-come first-serve. All sightlines were unobstructed. However, each creaky cushioned non-cup holder seat was rather small, cramped, and certainly no sufficient passing room in front of each row of seats so you were required to stand up. Since the theatre was tiny, you were figuratively and almost literally on the stage with the performers if not at least part of the set design!
The Show (10/08/16-11/13/16) - [Provided synopsis] "Siamese Sex Show" is the world premiere hip-hop musical that smartly blends Lady Gaga-esque popstar theatricality with Blade Runner's dark comic vision. In a future so near that you can taste it, the mysterious conglomerate Monocorp fabricates an epidemic condemning intimacy to profit from its "safe" new pseudo-sex product called the "Love Light". Meanwhile, at an underground "intimacy" speakeasy called "The Siamese Sex Show", four fallen popstars gather in collusion to plan their revenge against Monocorp's devious CEO. As the world teeters on the brink of destruction, can these unlikely heroes overcome their differences in time to stop Monocorp's evil agenda? Helmed by award-winning director Kiff Scholl... The musical includes rap lyrics from hip-hop legend Kool Keith, Mistah Fab, and J Diggs. Here were additional tidbits:
1. The set design consisted of risers, stairs, steps, a wall with projected images, private curtained rooms, a catwalk, and "red-light district" lights to represent a seedy speakeasy club. They certainly utilized the lack of space provided. https://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?select=xmUtOyfC1VybfITH0otkYQ&userid=8jVT2inwc8GIQ6sH2UG9Vw
2. Costume design was contemporary, inventive, sexy, and relatable to the current dance club scene with some flair.
3. The script was decent but the musical numbers with its creative lyrics kept me tapping my toes.
4. Each member of this ensemble cast was energetic and hilarious. Those who stood out were Erin Rye (the luscious "robotic" sex kitten Cherry ["Your pleasure is my pleasure!"]), and Eddie Gutierrez (the naïve marketing genius). The four women who represented "The Board" had me "rising" in my seat!
Service - The easy-peasy play-by-play: we walked up to a young woman at a counter inside the lobby, provided my name, scored our tickets (our FootLights program https://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?select=PFMVNQ92FhKOZeQCCykb0w&userid=8jVT2inwc8GIQ6sH2UG9Vw), waited a bit as they prepared the theatre, and finally allowed into the theatre.
Parking (Varies; FREE this instance) - No private lots, there was plenty metered parking (2-hour limit enforced daily 8am-6:00pm excluding Sundays) along the main drag of Santa Monica Blvd. (where we parked for a short walk) and all surrounding streets.
Atmosphere, décor, ambience - Two stages were housed in a non-descript corner concrete exterior building while a simple marquee adorned the façade https://www.yelp.com/user_local_photos?select=zvvptaY6dI4eqHYO6MIg0g&userid=8jVT2inwc8GIQ6sH2UG9Vw. The ticket counter was located inside a cramped lobby with a few chairs and couches. No natural lighting whatsoever, so electric ceiling lights filled the area. Finally, you walked into the 69-seat Lounge 1 Theatre (Lounge 2 held 46 seats) which was equipped with snug cushioned seats. The basic sound system was fine for this facility. There were no stage monitors or background music.
Attire - As I've always said, "it's the performing arts in a theatre so show respect for the craft and medium and dress at minimum business casual." Sorry, no t-shirt, boardshorts, and flip-flops this time around.
Overall, I will probably find myself at The Lounge Theatres. I found deficiencies regarding theatre size and parking options, but places to drink or eat were within waling distance. I was still happy for the fact of another place to get my theatre on! I found fairly good value based on the prices, service, and experience noted above (TOTAL paid experience was $13.00; no tip required). I'd be satisfied to pay a percentage of the asking price, but the nearly 90 minutes with no intermission was an enjoyable evening. And, my credit card of choice was accepted...AMEX! 3.5 STARS