When my husband first proposed that we go to the Zoolights exhibit at the National Zoo last weekend, my first thought was "oh god, dementia has set in! And he's so young!". But after verifying that he did not have dementia from webMD, he was able to convince me that he was serious and that this would be fun.
Fun? Zoolights? But isn't that...at night? In the dark? In the COLD? And I have to pay for this privilege at the tune of $12 per person?!?
However, I did vow to stay with him through better and worse, and I supposed that this was one of those "worse" times that all couples must brave through together.
Perversely, he ended up bored and disappointed, whereas I had a great time (once I got used to the frostbite and the arctic winds cutting through my body)!!!
To start with, there are $2 off coupons at Giant. I recommend that you grab one, because Zoolights, while amusing, is about $10 worth of fun, not $12. Also, parking is FREE and I highly recommend driving. Having access to your car's heater afterwards is crucial to prevent the amputation of your extremities (yes, I hate the cold, can you tell?).
Also keep in mind that this is the ZOO. This is the same organization that lost off of their prairie dogs due to a rat infestation (yes I'm still bitter). Please keep in mind that this is not exactly like the water show at the Bellagio or the Electric Light Parade at Disney. It's the Zoo. The seriously underfunded and overlooked National Zoo. Plus, Zoolights is sort of geared toward the 6 year-old crowd, not the jaded 36 year-old crowd.
So, we started off at the top of the Zoo, by Parking Lot A. Yes, the lights are a little lame...if you're comparing it to the volcano show at the Mirage. However, taken in it's own context (and again, realizing that even with corporate sponsorship, this *IS* the zoo after all) it's very cute in a kitschy sort of way. Little kids are constantly in wonder over the lights, and if you will just harken (dear lord, did I just use "harken" in a sentence?) back to your own childhood, you will realize that it's all very magical in a "It's a Brady Brunch Christmas Special" sort of way.
There were three key highlights for me:
The first was the Small Mammal House, which was open, to my relief because I lost all feeling in my toes at this point. Once my glasses defogged and I could actually SEE, it was pretty cute and amazing how many of the animals were up and about. Considering that most of the Small Mammals were various rodents - which are nocturnal - it shouldn't be much of a surprise, was it was still very adorable. The Golden Tamarinds were also awake, and definitely hamming it up for the throngs of shivering tourists. They were grooming and racing around, which caused everyone to go "awwww" simultaneously. Not to be outdone, the sloth decided to be very unsloth like, and gently lumbered around the ceiling until all attention turned toward him.
The second was the lights that they shone on the walkways in the shape of snowflakes and etc. Yes, it's a little lame, but it was also incredibly pretty - especially when they flashed the same lights on some of the walls, and the cool colored lights they flashed on the buildings (giving the reptile house a distinctively eerily appropriate Slytherin air about it).
Finally, this is cruel, but I absolutely LOVED LOVED LOVED the poor volunteer in the penguin suit, in a giant snow globe, dancing to "Jingle Bell Rock" that is set on a continuous loop. The kids all loved it of course - but I could just smell...no, I could TASTE the misery of that poor guy in the penguin suit, and it fed my cold heartless soul like fresh baked cookies for Santa. The video of that poor guy, dancing to the same song again and again and again, for the amusement of rude 6 year-olds banging on his giant snow globe is now my screensaver. Yes, I know I'm going to Hell, but I'll be going to Hell with a chuckle in my heart.
The dancing penguin guy in a snow globe is right past the Gorilla House - and just that sight alone is worth a $7 admission fee. Everything else makes up the other $3.
Plus let's face it - what else is there to do in DC at night for only $10 per person? read more