Throw away everything you think you know about hot chocolate. I mean everything, because you can imagine what the perfect hot chocolate would taste like and you would still be incredibly wrong. Before our vacation to Paris, I really wanted to experience something completely out of the ordinary. "But Mike, hot chocolate is so basic, how is that out of the ordinary?" One sec, I'll get to that. After hours of scouring blogs and YouTube, everyone seemed to be raving about hot chocolate at Angelina's.
I know, I know, you're still thinking, "what the hell makes this hot chocolate so special?". Picture this, you walk in to the most Parisian, romantic setting. Clean lines, decorated with historic curves and colors that make you think, a petit and well-dressed woman invites you into their main room. There's an air of mystery, luxury, and romance. Maybe if I drink this chocolate I'll be just as bougie as everyone here.
I order the famous hot chocolate and wait. I really don't know what everyone is complaining about, our waitress was typically French, no fuss and straight to the point. I loved her. But to foreigners (they like passive aggressive banter) she might have been perceived as rude. Even during a very busy day, I thought we received our food fairly quick. At this point, I was pastried out. I mean you name it, if it had the name "Boulangerie" or "Patisserie" on it, I probably went in and ate. So I had a quaint slice of lemon pound cake instead of the usual croissant aux amandes I was accustomed to.
The hot chocolate can only be described as an incredibly sexual experience. The demure and unassuming concoction sat motionless in it's pot. "Oooh, he's thick" I said, as my mouth salivated. I dipped my spoon in the drink and there was no splash or ripple in my cup. Instead it engulfed, enveloped, and coated. I pulled away and my spoon was delectably coated, glistening as I held it up to the Paris sunset filtering through the windows. I licked. My heart stopped. My eyes dilated. I gasped. Foodgasms don't come often, and when they do, it's warranted. I set my spoon aside and went in for the whole experience. In all honest, imagine the most delicious chocolate you've ever tasted but in liquid form. They were thoughtful enough to realize the thickness would be too much to bear. To help lubricate my senses, they provided me with a side of whipped cream, which somehow managed to cut through richness of the hot chocolate.
I invite you to forget everything you think you know about hot chocolate and lose yourself in this experience. read more