One stop shop. First off, Ardie embodies a truly holistic energy. She remembers you, she listens to, and when you talk with her..you get in the same wavelength. Her services are A1- done right, efficient, leaving your body feeling amazing. I promise! I have been coming to Ardie for over 7 years. I love how she waxes, she's got a good system down. Please see her, if your a Santa Barbara local...you must meet read more

It has taken me a while to write this because every time I think about this incident I get so mad. I scheduled an appointment via phone with "Ardie" for later that day. She asked me if I was obese or weighed more than 180 pounds. I found this off-putting but said no, I weigh much less than that. Instead of giving me an address to plug into my phone she gave me directions - which sucked. I got lost and was maybe 2 minutes late. When I get there she is waiting outside and yells at me for being late, she then starts saying I lied to her and am clearly over 180 pounds and obese. WTF. No, I am not. I try to leave but she apologized and offered me a discount, I decided to stay. Big mistake. I strip down and am lectured and shamed about my body for the entirety of the wax. I felt terrible, I was vulnerable and she just continued to shame me. I have lost 130 pounds and have some loose skin which she kept referring to.I ended up paying her the smallest amount and left to cry in my car. I will never go back to this rude woman. read more

Yes she's quick and cheap, but the quality is definitely not worth it. She goes way too fast for my liking... so she leaves behind a lot of stray hairs and I'm not even a hairy person! I also had to cancel an appointment last minute due to unforeseen circumstances and she called back leaving me the rudest voicemail saying I owed her $50. No thanks! I will never go back! read more

Ardie is perfect for anyone on a budget. With that being said, there are several things to keep in mind.. but all in all, she is a perfectly OK waxer who loves what she does and loves her clients. (You'll see when you see all the pictures on her walls..) I had my first Brazilian wax with Ardie and I don't regret it. I wasn't initially going to get a Brazilian, because I had heard how much it would hurt.. But Ardie's price is something you CANNOT beat! Bikini waxes (all kinds, Brazilian, French, Bikini) are $25, which is an absolute steal in Santa Barbara. Some people have said that this is her 'student discount,' but I don't know if that's true. It was my first time, so I was terribly nervous. I popped two 200mg pills of Advil and I just told myself to do it. Nike. Ardie was great at keeping me distracted. She gives you her "speech," that goes about how men only think with their dongs, and you should love your body, etc etc. It's a wonderful speech, and I think she has plenty of wisdom to back up her words. The Brazilian was painful, yes, but it didn't make me tear up at all. Just jolt a little. Given the fact I cried when I got my nose pierced, I think waxing with this lady is a little less painful. She does a speedy job, but one thing bothered me-- she uses the same waxing stick for the session (she only disposed of it once the whole bikini wax), and I thought that was borderline unhygenic. Then again, I didn't see her touch the stick anywhere else, but I think it's good to note that. She also reused the same strips that she used to rip my pubes out of me, so I could feel the hairs against the wax. I guess she's just trying to save money somewhere, but it was a little gross to me! I also got the eyebrow and lip wax, and since I got a bikini wax as well, I got a 2 for 1, and the eyebrow and lip wax was only 15 together. It was such a steal! My last eyebrow wax was with Jaymie at Sol, and her technique was so painless. I cannot say the same for Ardie. She ripped my eyebrows carelessly, and when she was done, she hardly shaped them, and just cleaned them up. At least when I went to Jaymie, she'd ask me how I wanted them. But, I am not upset, because the price wasn't terrible. I think I'd rather go somewhere else for my facial waxes.. All in all, Ardie is one the most eccentric waxers I've met. I'll definitely come to her if I desperately need a bikini wax as a great price. But in all other areas (if I have the money), I'd rather go somewhere else. read more

Clean. Comfortable. Quick. What else could you ask for when you are having a Brazilian Wax? I have been seeing Ardie for several years- she is always accommodating, offers several time options. She's running her own business, a lot of competition out there but you cannot go anywhere else and get the same consistent service this quick. She always has parking, water, and even gives you clean socks! Always thinking about her guests. Thank you, Ardie! read more

Ardie does an amazing job, she's thorough, but best of all she's cheap (25$) and quick(15 mins tops)! I'm surprised there aren't more reviews! The address listed is wrong but the number is still correct. Call ahead about two days in advance usually but if it is before spring break, Valentine's Day etc GOOD LUCK! Also, she's kinda CASH ONLY. Let me explain: she strongly encourages cash and will give you a big long story if you use a card. read more

Ardie is very eccentric. She gets the job done for a good price basically. She doesn't bull shit, she doesn't beat around the bush and she doesn't (like previously stated in other reviews) pay attention to detail. The one thing I loved about my experience waxing with her, is her constant conversation. She is a master of distraction! While I'm crying in pain, she has me laughing from her stories. Which leads me to my next point: I don't think I've had a wax that hurts as much as hers do. I'm not sure why that is, but her waxes HURT. But her prices and her overall personality keep me coming back! read more

Love her. She doesn't really detail but what do you expect for $25? She does talk a lot about her life story, probably because she doesn't liek awkward silences while shes waxing the crap out of you. But i Love her service and she is very informational, nifty & awesome. Plus if you refer 3 ppl, then you get a free wax! read more

Ardie's my go to!! I will never go anywhere else! She's super clean and meticulous. She has a great sense of humor and is super personable which makes the experience worth while ! Absolutely love her !!! read more

I have been going here for a year or so now. She manages to finish waxing my whole bikini area in under 20 minutes, and the quickness makes it hurt much less than other places. One time I didn't have enough cash to pay my entire bill and she told me not to worry about it...that was very nice of her!! Her business location is her house in Goleta, there's a professionally set up and CLEAN room with all the necessary tools. I feel comfortable in there and am out of there in no time! Highly recommend going to Ardie for all waxing necessities. She's the best in her field. read more

Every woman should treat herself to a wax, if only to hear the beautiful speech Ardie gives you while you're on the table. Great prices, great technique- ZERO irritation, and quick. The address listed is wrong, but the number is correct. Ardie will give you the address once you schedule an appointment. I don't know if she used to accept cards but I was informed CASH ONLY when i called to ask. read more

Ardie is an absolute sweetheart. She used to be located near La Cumbre but recently moved locations. She truly gets to know her girls and their "girls." She gives an amazing student discount but also has very fair prices once you're no longer a starving student and can afford to pay a little more. I have gone to her for about 3 years and I am sad to say I won't be seeing her except for when I visit SB (just moved out of town!). Regardless, I will still definitely be giving her a visit anytime I'm in the area - she really gives great advice, exudes her amazing/loving/holistic mentality and truly gets to know you. I've only ever gone to her for Brazilian waxes, but she also offers other amazing waxing services. She gives a free wax for every 3 referrals and it's an always continuing cycle if you can keep referring people! Totally worth the visit. Giver her a call to find out her new location and address! Remember to bring cash! read more

I recently had my appointment with Ardie. As always, it was a great experience! She is the only person I trust to give me a perfect brazilian wax. read more

Ardie is awesome! You are a little shocked when you go your first time because she is definitely someone who you meet once in a lifetime! So different than any other esthetician I have ever met, and I love that! She gives great advice in her "Ardie-isms" she tells you about in the first appointment. Also, gives great deals for students and that is why she works so much, so that she can give such great deals! CASH ONLY Call her! #805-687-9791 read more

Ardie is the best waxer I have ever had. She makes you feel like a rock star by the time you leave and treats her "girls" to not only quality, affordable service ($25 wax for students), but a fun time. She is vibrant and inspiring - a person that makes your day better by the positive engery she puts out (it is truly contagious). I feel like my monthly appointments are a mini counseling session as well. She offers advise from her life experience and supportively preaches self-empowerment. She is quick and thorough. Her eyebrow waxing is amazing as well!!! And a complete steal, also, for $15. What I like is that she cleans my natural shape and doesn't give me the irregular shape and thinness that some places do when trying to shape brows. On top of all this great service she gives you a free wax for 3 referrals! And I noticed a lot of reviews questioning detail for her waxing... ASK HER!!! She does shapes! I have gotten it done twice now! She has even told me about how she has done a 4 leaf clover for a client. You just need to verbalize what you want and she can tell you if her price is different for that versus a basic Brazilian or Bikini. Bring cash! :) Her phone number is : (805) 687-9791 Call for an appointment and address! read more

When i called she answered aggressively and rudely, I asked if I can an appointment she asked if i ever went to her before then she told me to go to someone else and closed the phone Super rude read more

So thankful to have been able to see Ardie over thanksgiving weekend! I was worried initially when I wasn't able to get through the first time calling her but upon second attempt I was able to reach her and book my appointment with ease. She fit me in at the perfect time for my schedule as always and I left with a flawless wax at an unbeatable price. It doesn't get better than Ardie's Waxing - make sure to keep calling if at first you don't get through; she's always wonderful at calling you right back if you leave a message too. Thank you Ardie for years of incredible service! If you're looking for waxing services look no further than Ardie'a Waxing (also LOVE her newest location - so cozy and welcoming and parking is abundant so it's truly a stress free process!) GO SEE THIS MAGICAL WOMAN, you won't regret it. read more

AMAZING!! I have been seeing Ardie for years and she is incredible at what she does. Although I had been going to Ardie for bikini waxes, I use to get my eyebrows threaded at another business... A couple years ago after a bad experience elsewhere, I started getting my eyebrows done by Ardie as well. Since then, I have never looked back. She is so quick, respectful and full of life. I am thrilled to continue supporting such a strong, independent woman running her own business. ARDIE FOREVER!!! read more

I've been going to Ardie since I was in college, 2002 so 15 years. She makes you feel totally comfortable and has you in and out faster than anyone in the business. She can book same day and is VERY convenient. You won't go elsewhere once you've met Ardie :) read more

She probably does the cheapest waxing you can find in santa barbara BUT tricks you into getting additional waxes while she's waxing you. I for one can't think straight when I'm getting a wax. Its quick and all but she's not super detailed with her waxes. Also, if you accidentally miss your appointment (due to a final:/), she charges $25 for missing it. Aka I never went back to her. If you go, be ready for her wild booty call stories. read more

The most unique, quick, comfortable and unforgettable waxing experience I've had! Ardie was very nice and hospitable. She made the experience of waxing quite enjoyable. Loved her speech and appreciated the extra loving care she gives to her clients. Just passing through Santa Barbara but I'd definitely come back if I was in own again. read more

LOVE HER. She's so fun and energetic. I didn't have enough time for a regular wax but somehow she got a Brazilian done in TEN MINUTES and it was flawless. She truly cares about everyone who comes to her and she has the most fun and engaging stories to tell read more

Been going to Ardie since 2008, she is amazing! Great for people who are new to waxing, she made me very comfortable. She is such an expert and professional at what she does. Great price and gets you in and out- perfect if you have a busy schedule. I would highly recommend her over larger, less personal waxing salons. read more

The one time I write a HORRIBLE review. Ardie has zero idea of what 'decent' customer service consists of. She OPENS the door WHILE in the middle of the Brasilian wax job. She was suspiciously bipolar. She exemplified this behavior/symptoms immediately in responding very harshly to little things ticked her off such as, me asking her to close the door while waxing me. (very logical question) Her technique is complete trash, and I can tell by how many ingrown hair follicles she has caused. I went in there prettier than when I left. She took 45 min to finish and between every strip she waited about 5 -7 minutes to start the next. She also has a shrine of photos of all the girl's she's waxed; this is odd and it raises further questions of privacy and other business. very suspicious of her waxing routine. At the end, she makes you rub the oils (lotion, redness relief, etc.) on yourself in the mirror (with who knows what behind it) at the end while she watches. WTF. ?? DON'T support. read more

Phenomenal job at brazilians. I've gotten brazilians at salons, spas, for well over 60-80 dollars but for $25 Ardie is still the best deal and does the best job, better than any of the salons I've been to. I love that she is QUICK (she schedules people in 15 minute slots) and efficient, I hate when waxers use tiny little strips over and over again-- it's just prolonging the process. She also has a knack of making what should be one of the more awkward moments of your life completely fluid and fun, because she has soo many life stories to tell you over and over again. Going to her is pretty therapeutic for me. She has this amazing referral program (I don't know if she still does or not) so maybe ask her about that. And as states in the other review, the address IS NOT RIGHT but the phone number is so call her! read more

I LOVE Ardie. Yes, she tells crazy stories, but that's part of the fun! She has a lot of wisdom, and it came from a hard-knock life. Looking around her office, you see the walls are covered with hundreds if not thousands of photos of her "girls." You'd have to be crazy to think Ardie doesn't love her job and adore all of her clients! Responding to the comments below: J.F.: welcome to adulthood, if you miss an appointment and don't cancel in advance, you are expected to pay for it. The dentist charges, the doctor charges, why shouldn't your waxer charge for her time? You inconvenienced her, you pay. That's how life works. Finals are definitely not a legit excuse. Ann: Your body is a flower and can be a hairless flower! I am shocked to hear that she charged you more, as I have been going to her since high school and well into professional life (at 3 different locations, no less), and she has never charged me anything but $25. What is more, I have VERY hairy friends who go to her and take much longer, and she still charges them $25. In sum, you must have had a misunderstanding. I have never even heard of a "student" rate. Ardie rocks, you are in and out in 15 minutes, perhaps leaving a stray hair here and there, but I've been waxed in 5 different countries, and Ardie is still #1. read more

DO NOT GO TO THIS CRAZY OLD PHYSCO BITCH !!!! SHE IS CRAZY AND RUDE !!!!!!!!!! I couldn't find her location and she went off on me told me I was SUPER late when I WAS NOT, it was only a couple minutes..when i made the appt I told her I got off work at 4:30 & would be there at 4:45 & when I got there it was 4:47-4:50, prior to that she called me 3 times being so rude asking where i was at & basically calling me dumb that I couldnt find her damn place & that she was "pathetically" booked & i needed to hurry up. when I got to her place i was trying to explain to her I got lost & she cut me off and demanded me to take off my shoes and sit down , & I went off on the crazy bitch and left and she BLEW ME UP , I had to block her . Her place was sketchy and DIRTY , not where you want to be getting your wax done in such an unsanitary place . I do not know why people go to her & why she is still even doing waxes , she probably is not even up to date with her lisense! I will be contacting the board of Estheticians to have her lisense REVOKED, I'm in complete disbelief how she has 4 out of 5 stars . read more

I have been going to Ardie for 8 years and she does a FANTASTIC job! Her location isn't fancy but she's thorough and uses great products. In less than 15 minutes you will be 100% hairless! And her hilarious stories distract from the discomfort of getting waxed :) read more

Un- professional and conceded are two words i would use to describe her as a person. Yes its the cheapest wax in town, however it is worth the extra 20-25 dollars to go ANY where else. normally after a wax i am fine with in 2 hours however it took 2 days to recover after her sloppy work. Allot of hair was missed and she didnt use tweezers to get the fine hairs afterwards. Her "ardieism" speech is over religious and insensitive. However her stance on relationships is quiet funny yet smart. You will not catch me going their ever again. I would rather wax my self. read more

I have been going to Ardie for over 13 years! Hands down best bikini waxer in SB:)

I just had a wax with Ardie yesterday, and felt compelled to leave a review. I have been going to Ardie for 6 years, and she is wonderful. Her Brazilian waxes are thorough, quick, and way less painful than any other Brazilian wax I have had. The wax takes 15 minutes tops! Also, I have never had ingrown hairs with Ardie, since she uses a special kind of wax. She makes her clients feel very comfortable while waxing, by sharing her exciting experiences and advice. She charges $25 flat rate for students and a sliding scale for non-students. I send all my girlfriends to her! I highly recommend Ardie. read more

Talk about AMAZING, Ardie is not only the best bikini waxer in the world but honestly an awesome person. Her life advice is always hilarious and uniquely valuable, and she manages to make you extremely comfortable in positions you would never think you would be comfortable in, not an easy task. You are lucky if you have been blessed enough to have a friend recommend that you get a Brazillian here, I will NEVER go anywhere else. She's always done in under 15 minutes, and she uses the highest quality products available at a killer price. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! read more

I've been going to Ardie for years and won't ever go to anyone else. I have a standing monthly appointment and she's the one who's been able to teach me to overcome my fear of the pain (which at this point isn't even that bad and I started out taking Vicodin before each waxing!). I love Ardie read more

Please do not go to Ardie! She is inappropriate, unprofessional and not even a skilled waxer.. She caterers to the under 18 and college crowd who don't know what a professional service with dignity should be like. Especially something as intimate and vulnerable as a Brazilian bikini wax. . She charges a lot less than what most do in town, but, you get what you pay for. The conversation she carries on with her clients range from how much money she makes waxing, to her past addiction issues, to who they should or should not sleep with. She told a friend of mine that she it looked like she had an std when she was waxing her! (my friend immediately went to her doctor and it was only an ingrown hair). She has no boundaries in what she talks about, making her clients feel oddly uncomfortable. She may be fast, but that is it. She is not thorough, leaving several hairs and ripped skin. Honestly, I don't know how she is in business and wonder if she is even up to state board licensing. She has a wall of Polaroids that she takes of her clients, which is completely unprofessional. She is super sketchy. The address listed is not where she is located and basically makes you pay cash. I don't understand how people have given her 5 stars reviews! Don't go and support her craziness and bad bad business. read more

Okay, so all these reviews are in the 4-5 star range, but if you skip over to the filtered reviews you'll see heaps of 1, 2, 3 star reviews. I don't know what the heck is going on with that. Hopefully this one doesn't get cut out too because the filtered ones are all correct!! READ THE FILTERED REVIEWS. I didn't, and I wish that I had before I went in completely unprepared for what was coming. Ardie is quick, cheap, and pretty painless. However, it is worth noting that she does not give an option for style of wax! She just goes ahead and takes it all, not my style and I'm not too happy with it but you know, hair grows back. What is more concerning is the hygiene of her methods, I'm not so keen on the lack of gloves and the double dipping. Also, she doesn't like to take people who haven't been referred to her from other clients, so bear that in mind if you're thinking of calling from here. She was very surprised I managed to make an appointment. She will talk a lot about religion, chakras and god, as a fact rather than an opinion. Again, not my thing, so I just smiled and humoured her. She has some good points on loving yourself and taking care of your body but I am not of her opinion regarding spirituality so I felt a bit awkward through most of it. As a person, she's pretty... well, wild is one word that comes to mind but not in a particularly complementary fashion. Certainly she doesn't give a damn what you think of her, which is neat. So, read the filtered reviews!! And, if you're just wanting a classic bikini-line waxing... Go somewhere else. I guess I can see why some people love her. I did not. read more

I cannot say enough great things about Ardie! Not only is she an expert at what she does making it as quick and painless as possible, but she also uses the best products and isn't stingy like some other places. She works out of a nice private place which is peaceful and CLEAN! What I love the most about her is that she's a real person-she tells you how it really is! I have been going to Ardie for over 12 years and she has always done an amazing job. She has always given me lots of advice through the years also and she is always right! read more

ARDIE IS NOT PERMANENTLY CLOSED! DO NOT LISTEN TO GOOGLE!!!! Ardie does not use computers (because she's awesome) so she hasn't been able to change her listing on Google to reflect the fact that she is still ALIVE AND KICKING (....well, waxing.) She gives an amazing wax. read more

READ! After watching Ardie double dip into the wax and fail to wash her hands before and after my brazilian, I will never return to Ardie again. Saving 20 bucks is not worth an STD due to unprofessional and unsanitary practices. I can handle her ridiculous bullshit advice, but I will not stand for her contaminating wax that she uses on hundreds of people monthly. read more

Let's start in the beginning. This weird lady in her pajamas comes out her room, and gives us a like 15 minute speech about life and how guys only think with their penises. She then took me into her little waxing area, which is covered in pictures of her clients. The best part of this experience was the wax, oh btw if you are overr 200lbs or physically handicapped, she won't wax, and then she will continue to give you a lecture about how she had a stroke and lost weight and now she feels like a refurbished 1950 mustang." During the process of her ripping out the hairs from my vagina, she told me that she used to do cocaine, was continuesly cussing and yelled me for yelling, and told me that I obviously have anxiety and should take medicine. Just saying waxing fricken hurts! And then, apparently she only takes referrals and she only did me because she has no life. She also yelled at my friend for eating a donut. She may be cheap, but spending 10 more dollars at a professional salon will definitely leave you with a better experience. The wax is a honey wax and overall the wax was quick, extremely painful, but it remove all the hair. P.S. Cash only, and her adress is wrong on this thing, it actually is 3887 State. St, Suite #8, Santa Barbara. BEWARE! read more

I had a really good experience she was a kind old woman it just kind of made me uncomfortable coming to her home and smelling the weed everywhere. No hate I just felt it was definitely very unprofessional... read more