You've got to fight for your right to pizza. So said the BC Boys. Who were named after this place. WHO KNEW.
It's in the Lincoln Park neighbourhood of Detroit, and whenever I visit that area, I become so numb, I can't feel you there. And everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge. And I'm about to break. Crawling in my skin. These wounds they will not heal. But in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Raptime.
If you eat Papa John's, you may as well eat FECES
If you eat Domino's, we're not the same SPECIES
If you're Hipster AF, instead go eat BRIE CHEESE
And if you're from the 70s, go listen to the BEE GEES
If you're bored, bring a board, we'll do OUIJAS
You can rent other boys' balls, but you'll never LEASE THESE
You can grab their sausages, but you'll never SEIZE THESE
And to all the loggers, stop cutting down the TREES PLEASE
It takes me longer that I think to invent and COMPLETE THESE
And I've been told these raps are so bad I should just DELETE THESE
I got a desist letter bout my raps saying to CEASE THESE
But I've seen more poverty than anyone in GREECE SEES
So just like Tears For Fears, I'm sowing loving PEACE SEEDS
And my girl will not wear glasses just to meet some GEEK'S NEEDS
But if you have a lot of money she might let you SQUEEZE THESE
And if you have more she'll ask you to clean up some guy's CREAM CHEESE
When I met her she'd go out and order lots of GREEN TEAS
But my love of Black Tea caused her slowly to DECREASE THESE
My girl has seen more bars, than a really crappy THIEF SEES
And had so many boys she's well-positioned to CRITIQUE THESE
(pulls down pants) Anyway, Lychee got those DEEP FLEAS
And when he jumps on Boba it's cuz Boba is a CHEAP TEASE
I've got binoculars so I see everything a CREEP SEES
I don't want ladies in the street, I want a total FREAK PLEASE
But you can't get a freak with your Sprouts the size of GREEN PEAS
My girl would take one look and say "I need a lot more MEAT PLEASE"
And yet I know a slice that defines the term BEE'S KNEES
For the best Detoit-style Pizza, come on down to BC'S!
This pizza has been around since before that fake religion ever got started, and indeed since before that dude who was supposedly crucified that, a millennia later, was used to start that fake religion, was even crucified. Supposedly. That's why it's called "BC Pizza."
BC stands for "Before Chuck-e-cheese's."
Slices under $2, and some of the best I've ever had - and I've had a sh*t ton of amazing pizza in my day. And in my night, more often.
Detroit Pizza has a lot of similarities to Buffalo Pizza. They're the 2 best homemade All-American style pizza cities in the whole world. BC's was my first experience of really good Detroit pizza. I will never forget it. Absolutely spectacular.
BC's really set the Detroit Pizza bar incredibly high. Like even higher than Charlie Sheen. Yes, I'm serious. Most didn't offer slices (after lunch), but BC had slices, and great service too. Slightly sketchy character outside asking me for money, but I expect that from Detroit. Or anywhere these days. #Capitalism
Nice baked crusty taste. Thick cheese, saucier than your mother last night, and just one of the simplest, best incarnations of American pizza I've ever had. Comparable to the best versions in Buffalo.
Most Yelpish locals & all tourists don't get it, or appreciate it. Thick, doughy pizza bread, hearty homemade tomato sauce, thick layers of cheese, with greasy-ass pepperoni as the crown on the King that is Detroit Style, on the throne that is delicious dough, of the kingdom that is Pizza. So put that in your oven and bake it.
Detroit knows how to pizza, and BC's knows better than most. Local standards are sky-high, Buffalo is the only other place on that level. Funnily enough the pizza in Detroit - much like that in Buffalo - is best found south of the city. Morons will tell you that there is no South Detroit and that Journey were wrong, but there really is. It's called Downriver, specifically Allen Park. It's technically Southwest of the downtown, but it's South enough. I highly recommend BC's (this place - my fave), Bella, Paul's, and the Allen Park location of local chain Primo's. Always skip the national chains, especially when in Detroit.
Yes NYC has 4 of my 5 "best slices". But in terms of overall excellence, nothing comes close to the consistent standards of Buffalo and Detroit. And in Detroit, this is the #1. For me. So far.
Bear in mind (yes, I'm thinking of a bear - hint: whichever way it turns, it is facing south - what bear is it), it's not for hipster healthy locally sourced gluten free stuff. For that, head to Williamsburg and stop hogging Yelp and ruining everybody's authentic cuisines.
And if it's scary = Beastly's Pizza. In South Africa? Biko's Pizza. In Bavaria? Beemer's Pizza. Owned by Road Runner? Beep's Pizza. Owned by Donald Duck? Beak's Pizza. And if it were owned by the human lovers of those two aforementioned owners, it'd be Bestiality's Pizza. read more