When I saw how funny the newest Bald Guy cards were (in the latest installment of the Bald Street Journal - the Bald Guy's hilarious email newsletter), I had to place another order. The newest cards don't have the quirky characters that made the old cards so fun, but the humor is just as present. o Happy Birthday to the most Perfect Person that has ever walked this earth Mean, funny, and a perfect Birthday card for someone you like or someone you loathe - or even someone you just tolerate. o It Was Sooo Hard to find a card that expressed exactly how I feel right now A great card that says nothing, but can be used for any occasion. Both funny and a little snarky. o Happy Birthday to One of My Oldest Friends Another birthday card that could be for someone you actually like or someone you don't like so much. It's funny enough that they'll never know for sure which camp they're in. And since I was getting some of the newest cards, I also added a few of the co-worker birthday classics that I didn't already have stockpiled. o We all wanted you to know that we care about your birthday. Funny and just a little mean - a perfect card for letting co-workers know where they stand in your life. o Happy Birthday co-worker! Funny and a little more mean for that co-worker who holds no place dear in your heart. o Happy Birthday, Boss. So mean. And very funny - the perfect card for a boss you like working with or the one you hate with a passion. They'll never know which camp you put them in. And shipping is still unbelievably affordable. Why waste gas driving to the one card store in town that stocks a few of the Bald Guy's cards when you can shop though all of them in one place? read more

Listen, stop buying cards anywhere but HERE. I buy these cards online and really any place that has them (local shops in random states, airports, etc). These cards have changed my life. I now appear to be The Funny Friend. People are waiting breathlessly to receive these cards. Let me tell you what else has me basically cult member--- if Bald Guy Greetings was a cult but luckily for me, it isn't. GET THIS, I ordered I funny Get-Well-Soon card for grandma, (who is now OBSESSED WITH THE CARDS AND POSSIBLY IAN- I tried to tell her that he may be married but she wasn't listening) and I wasn't sure of the tracking information so I emailed over to Bald Guy greetings for an update. THE BOSS HIMSELF CALLS ME TO ENSURE GRANDMA J GOT HER CARD. Impeccable customer service. I know this seems like a fake review but wait until your friends, family, and hot guys who get your cards think that you're A Comedian due to Bald Guy Greetings. Its a nice feeling. Plus, the cards are f*cking funny (ok maybe 1 or 2 could use improvement but the other 100 will have you spitting out your drinks). read more

Ian and Bald Guy Greetings have the best, funniest, most creative cards out there by far. I'm sure it's a thankless job for Ian to keep putting out the best cards on the market, but I just wanted to say Thank You very much for bringing a smile to my face, and to all the people I've given your cards to over the years. I know it's becoming somewhat old fashioned to give actual cards, but there are plenty of us out there who still love buying and giving them, and I'm sure just as many people who love receiving an actual card. Gotta hand it to Ian for branching out into the e-cards though - hilarious! Sent one to an old friend and she literally thought it was the funniest "card" she had ever gotten. Great job Ian, keep it up! Happy New Year and all the best for 2026! read more

I fell in love with the Bald Guy cards several years ago. They are my go to cards because the sarcasm is unreal. I laugh so hard every time I read them and they are a hit with my family and friends. Every time I give someone a Bald Guy card I ALWAYS get a call or text telling me they couldn't stop laughing but I'll have to answer to God (& them too for laughing). All of them want to know how and where I found the cards. I use to buy Bald Guy cards at a store in the local malls but the store no longer carries them I reached out to customer service. Ian's response was unexpectedly fast. His customer service was so enjoyable! I ordered a bunch of cards and his box. I am forever a Bald Guy fan!!!! read more

I had a fantastic experience with Bald Guy Greetings. From start to finish, the service was outstanding--quick, responsive, and genuinely customer-focused. The shipping was impressively fast, and everything arrived exactly as expected. What really stood out was the attention to detail and the sense of humor behind it all. Even the thank-you card had me laughing out loud--it was clever, memorable, and showed they put personality into what they do. It's rare to find a company that delivers both quality products and great customer service this well. Highly recommend Bald Guy Greetings if you're looking for unique, funny greeting cards and a smooth buying experience. read more

These are my ONLY go-to cards for birthdays and most occasions. Humor is perhaps the most powerful Love Language that connects people, so to share these cleverly humorous cards is far more fun, and meaningful, for the recipient. In addition, it is important to write a personal message that is also meaningful from your heart, not some bland, blase generic phrase. Taking time in what you write, and time to select such a wonderful card as your delivery, makes the difference. Time and attention is really all we have to share, so do so with those that matter enough to "Go Bald." :) read more

I find great joy in sending deliciously rude and raunchy birthday greeting cards. Bald Guy is my correspondence soul mate! I absolutely love and appreciate the humor, joy and love of every one of the cards. They have proven to be a caring, personal company as well, as I have received thank you's from Bald Guy himself for my sometimes large purchases. I hoard them and reignite the fun every time i go to send another one. And not to mention, have you seen that cards can be $9 or $10 lately!?!? They are a bargain. I'll send Bald Guy for life. Love this company. read more

my purchase was 16 cards but here I offer a global 5 star review. Bald Guy cards just tweak that spiritual (secular!!) element of my person. The edge is always worthy of a chuckle making the message fun. Never boring. And the recipient always has a laugh. I love all the cards I choose and will continue to do so. It has been over 10 years now since finding these cards and I would purchase a few each time I would rediscover them. Now finding these cards available online makes the future look that much rosier;-) And the price point is great! read more

The only place I buy cards from! Friends and family always joke they're in for a laugh when my green envelopes show up. These cards are truly hilarious and they are always coming out with new additions to the collection. The owner is sincere, professional, communicative, and more than fair. I feel good purchasing these cards from such a great company and my orders to Alberta, Canada always arrive in perfect condition. Please don't ever stop making cards....or my family will never hear from me. ;) Thanks for the laughs, Bald Guy! read more

I've been buying Bald Guy Greeting cards for at least 8 years now both online and at my local card shop in the LA Area. And I don't plan on buying other greeting cards again! Buy these cards! They are fantastic, witty, and shipped very carefully if you can't find them at a local card shop. Ian is great, friendly, and responsive if you have any issues or questions. Bother him, I'm sure he loves it. And buy the cards if you are like me and don't want to use the stale ones they sell elsewhere. -Eric Los Angeles, CA read more

I started purchasing these cards when I would visit my in-laws every Thanksgiving. I loved them, but hated running out of them. Now that I can order them online, I'm a happy person! They are the funniest cards I've ever read, and I always let the recipient know that I think they have the special sense of humor it takes to appreciate Bald Guy cards--not everyone gets one from me! I've even had people take photos of the back of the card so they can get them, too, once they've read them. Thanks! read more

A friend sent me my 1st card and I fell in love with the humor and the graphics. I needed a particular card by March 5th and after asking about it he was kind enough to take the cards with him on his way home.... Now where do you get service like that? Bald Guy. He has a great sense of humor and I cannot wait to send the ones I ordered and order some of the virus cards I must have overlooked on my 1st order... Thanks so much Mr. bald guy Sincerely, Constance read more

I cannot say enough great things about this company. the cards are unique and hilarious. every single person I give one too is totally tickled and asks me where I got the card from. I am Canadian, so the shipping costs and exchange can add up, but the company has beyond excellent customer service, and has discounts and deals that more than make up for this. this is maybe my very favourite business. Keep up the outstanding work you are doing, Ian. read more

This is the most customer friendly, funny, responsive small business I have ever had the pleasure to spend money on! Their cards make me laugh outloud and when I'm depressed or sad, I go to their site to cheer up. Every order I get a handwritten note from Ian, aka the Bald Guy. If I wasn't ona fixed-budget, I'd spend a whole lot more! Love this company, the cards,the personalities behind them. You will never ever be disappointed. Ramona T. read more

These are literally the BEST cards for any and all occasions. Seriously, I've stopped even attempting to buy cards anywhere else. If you want sappy sweet cards, well, then keeping looking you weirdo, but if you want snarky sarcasm that stills says all that needs to be said, you can stop looking. If Hallmark makes you want to hurl, Bald Guy Greetings will make you smile even if sarcasm isn't your love language. Promise! read more

Obviously, these cards are hysterical and really the perfect sentiment for our time (and all times maybe). The website is best-in-class, order fulfillment is fast, the cards themselves are good quality paper and printing, and the service is second to none. I used to send mostly Papyrus cards (expensive but unique and often beautiful) but since discovering these guys a few years ago, I send a lot of these, too. read more

Bald Guy Greetings cards always capture my humor and sentiment perfectly. (Or, perhaps I've just shaped my own humor exclusively around these cards, in which case I should buy more). I have given the "Happy Birthday from both of us" card to several friends and it's always followed with "Yeah, obviously you picked out this card and your hubby just signed it." I take it as a compliment. read more

I have always loved these cards, they are funny and witty and they are just overall amazing. You can't find funny cards anymore, until I ran across Bald Guy Greeting cards. I was so excited I could order them online and they are even cheaper than purchasing them at the store and they were shipped to my house very quickly. I LOVE these cards. I am forever a fan! Jaclyn B read more

We sent a Bald Guy card (the rick roll one) to our 10 year-old nephew and got a text from his mom a couple days later telling us it cracked him up, and immediately after reading it, he jumped up to put it on the fridge. These cards never fail to get a delightful reaction, and I chuckle a little just sorting through my stock to choose the right one for the occasion. read more