"Audyssey SoMa"
Someone once asked me what makes a good cup of coffee, and I blurted that out from the back of my mind.
No, it's not some exotic coffee blend harvested from beans that went through the GI tract of a Malaysian civet cat, nor is it some rare coffee brewing equipment costing thousands referenced by the likes of James Hoffman. The Audyssey SoMa is an old and discontinued iPod dock/speaker dating from 2011 that I was entrusted with by my ex-CEO Paolo as a parting gift in 2015. He was personally responsible for its design back when he was an acoustics engineer, and even back then I never used it with an old Apple device with the 30 pin connector as my 3rd Gen iPod died years ago and I was a Blackberry 10 loyalist back then. But somehow whenever I got a new piece of audio equipment, I'l pair to it using bluetooth and it'll make me smile when the sounds fill up the room ...be it my Blackberry Z10, a 2011 MacMini (used as an iTunes jukebox) or my AudioTechnica AT-LP120 turntable for listening to vinyl (Brubeck, Nujabes and Prince sounded that much better with it). When the original dock died I just went on the Goodwill Industries website and bought a used replacement for cheap (Audyssey stopped making docks years ago). My wife thought I was nuts but when I put on Miles Davis and poured her a freshly brewed cup she swore that the music from the dock made the coffee taste better - we had sound bars and bluetooth speakers but we tend to gravitate towards the SoMa time and again. The coffee that I made was some light roast Kenyan AA Karatu from Trader Joes, hand ground using a Timemore C2 burr grinder with hot water poured with my Vario crookneck onto the grounds via a V60 dripper/carafe, but she thought it tasted bright fruity and vibrant, so who am I to judge.
The human palate is a fickle thing, and nostalgia can influence your objective opinion of even a single cup of coffee. For example, one of the best cups of coffee that I ever had came out of a Mirubiki vending machine at platform 17 of Tokyo station, and it was a cup of Nozomi blend - there was a camera inside the machine that showed the grinding/shotmaking/pouring process live, which took around 2 minutes. it's meant to show you that it's indeed real coffee and not some Keurig-like nonsense, and it's worth the yennie outlay. I am not sure if it was me getting up early for a weekend in Osaka as my train will be there in 15 minutes, maybe it was the jetlag induced headache that day, or it was the coffee itself - the entire experience just felt right and the coffee tasted that much better. I did remember coming back to the coffee later as the train pulled into Kyoto and having a much less positive opinion of it, but it could be the comparative disappointment of the ekiben lunchboxes that we had, or the temperature drop within the coffee in the past 2 hours on the train zooming through central Japan. Damn, did we hit 160+ mph on the train?
What does it have to do with Bean&Bean? Well, me and the missus came across it doing a 10 mile walk from Great Neck to Queensborough Hill, and we stopped by on a toilet-and-hydration break - for me, it's just a cup of cold brew, black, nothing else, plus a Japanese Kuro-thunder chocolate bar. But somehow, it felt "right" - the coldbrew isn't as good as the ones I made myself (on a 2L Takeya mizudashi maker with Reilly French market chicory mixed with Cafe Bustelo espresso grind - strong, dark, cheap, not great hot but delicious when cold brewed) , but it was definitely serviceable, the restroom was clean, and the coffee area is lively with your usual cafe barnacles and their Macbooks. I whipped my MBP14 out, checked messages from work and took a breather - judging by the interior they probably roast and blend raw beans onsite and sell them retail and wholesale. My wife was wondering what the glass bridge in the parking lot was for until I pointed out that the space above hosted a gym and that's the separate elevator based access for the upstairs tenants. "Wow, so this is what happened to the old Scobee diner, huh". The place reminded me of "The Elm" in Elmhurst, except their coldbrew isn't sour. Cafes in Koreatown tend to use Bean&bean coffee, and they are okay. For a dark roast I stick to Brooklyn Coffee Roaster's Shay Shay Osaka or Intelligentsia Black Cat Analog as that's what Paolo used to stock for the Gaggia coffee bean-to-espresso maker at the old gig....oh. I guess a little bit of Pavlovian response applies here.
So yeah, decent enough coffee, got the usual paraphernalia to give it some creds, reasonably comfy interior, sleek and okay. I'll come back again to try other things...