I'm not particularly familiar with the housing situation in Bloomville/Bovina, so I couldn't tell…read moreyou whether or not there are a plethora of houses available that can sleep nearly twenty people...but the carriage house at the Turquoise Barn can. And surprisingly, it can do it quite comfortably.
Evidently the Turquoise Barn is the name for this entire compound, which is primarily a bed and breakfast. I can't speak to their breakfast, but I can report that this carriage house and the surrounding grounds are absolutely gorgeous. If you're looking to get out of the city and get away from the grind, you could do a lot worse than this massive, rustic cabin.
Especially if you want to do it with a bunch of your clown friends. The carriage house can not only sleep sixteen (be aware that this is with a couple bunkbeds and futons included), but it can also entertain at least that many easily. There is a decent-size kitchen, a long dining table downstairs, as well as another on the back deck...and seeing as how the house is at the base of the mountains, the view is spectacular.
The layout of the house itself is rather intelligent, spaced well with a bathroom for each bedroom. Although the finishes are a bit rough, the showers have thankfully been recently updated, and the shower pressure is excellent.
As far as I can tell, there are only two real downsides to renting this house:
1. It's not cheap. Sleeping four to a room with some on bunkbeds and some on pullouts, I would've expected to pay a bit less per head. Especially considering...
2. ...There are a lot of rules. Look, I get it. You have a house that sleeps 16, and people tend to get a little wilder in big groups...and it's usually better to tell people what is or isn't allowed up front. But to me, there's something...unwelcoming about being handed a list of regulations after paying a lot of money to stay somewhere. That said, there were only two major rules that really affected our stay:
- No shoes in the house. A few members of our party pointed out that it was a big drafty house, and there weren't even carpets covering the floors...they were hardwood. I can understand not wanting mud tracked all over the house, that's just common sense. But if it's dry out? Also, we'd already paid a cleaning fee, which seems like it would earn us the right leave a little dust behind in order to keep our feet warm.
- It's a vegetarian kitchen. Or a No Meat, Zone (they know better), if you will.* I can understand that the owners may be morally opposed to animal products and don't want them cooked in their pans, but it's a fact of life that there's nothing better than bacon and eggs to feed a big group of people on a lazy weekend morning.
If you can get past the minor inconvenience of their rules, you'll love this house, and you'll love your stay. We were lucky enough to be there in fall as the leaves were changing, but I imagine summer is incredible as well, and curling up next to the woodstove** in the winter doesn't sound too bad either.
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*This became the anthem of the weekend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2cQSPRTdhg
**We were told there would be enough wood for a bonfire, but we couldn't find anything more than a bit of kindling. Which was sad.