I believe the Security guard keeps you waiting so he can determine if you're sober. That was my take, and it was a short wait. I suggest doing your shopping online before you head in. The assortment is glorious, and the info on their site is very helpful. The woman who worked with me was very helpful and friendly. My first trip went very well. I'll be returning. read more

I ove the fruit edibles they help me sleep! i've had insomnia for years I can't smoke because I have asthma!. But I can use these!

I was sold the wrong item on purpose.... I asked for a disposable vape pen and was given a cylinder that required a battery. I bought this item end of March, and because it had been over two weeks, I couldn't return it or receive any sort of store credit. The cashiers seemed annoyed at my request and I just feel that there are other dispensaries in SB that have better customer service and don't try to f*** over their loyal customers. I've decided to never go back to this dispensary ( even though it's located around the corner from where I live). Total bummer. read more

Petty, very hostile, Inappropriateness & Overpowering Uncomfortability with distributing company products to Males & Females, ( workers name Mariel , evening cashier ) Overall Horrible Customer service, this dispensary does not treat customer service with its highest value. With that being said also has no Appropriate & Presentable Presentation from Employees, Save yourself a deal & a headache read more

LOVE LOVE LOVE coming from LA to see mariel!! This is my #1 dispo when traveling to Santa Barbara!! Can't go wrong with all the bundle deals and fire flower! Can't wait to visit again! read more

Super rude front desk security. Doesn't know how to do his job, could literally care less that you're there. I know sitting at a computer desk leaning in your recliner chair must be a SUPER difficult job. Lol. What a joke. Basically an inconvenience having to check you in. Won't be back!! read more

The security guard/person at the first desk is not very friendly. I get that you are security but your also the first face of the business and it just gives off bad vibes from the start. The bud tenders are not very knowledgeable and they lack dab options. This place is like 1 mile from me so I still give it a chance like once a month, but today was the last straw. I show up around 2pm during open hours and all their doors are locked with no signage about being closed. I call and no answer or out of office message. Organic greens is worth the drive in Goleta and they also have less tax. read more

In the lobby b4 close, scanned my ID, had me sit in the lobby for 2 min just so that they can turn me away to say "we are close".

Definitely will not be coming back after tonight, I was a regular but from the security to the "floor lead" it was a nightmare. Ended up just leaving without purchasing read more

I had read the previous reviews, decided to go in anyhow... The receptionist was very uncommunicative and unhelpful. Sorry to disturb you. The sales clerk was helpful, even though he made a comment on how he had to watch the 2 of us in the store in case we tried to steal anything. I suppose he was trying to be funny, but I've decided to take my business elsewhere. Thank goodness for options. read more

My wife wanted to buy a vape and I always buy the house brand. The sales lady told my wife to buy Stizzy cartridges (75% more expensive) because she likes the brand. I asked what makes that brand better. "it's the brand" "but what about the brand?" "It's like Nike vs Adidas" "But what specifically?" "It's the brand" Speaking slowly and clearly "what about this brand makes it better? Slapping a brand name on a product doesn't make it better" Then she says sir don't raise your voice at me. I'll call security. He was yelling at me. I'll kick you out. Review the security footage. Totally uncalled for. Uneducated staff. I ended up being helped by a good guy, but I'll go to the Farmacy from now on. read more

Beyond Hello - Santa Barbara - Cannabis Dispensaries Near Me - Santa Barbara, California

I bought candy for my uncle here and a few hours after i gave them to him i found him on the floor crawling to the bathroom. 10/10.

Worst dispensary in Santa Barbara super rude employees and terrible service. They make u wait and then shut off the machines early after u wait for an hour in line. The rudest people I have ever met. read more

This dispensary SUCKS. Do not go here. Every time I come here (which is not often at all, it's just open late) it's a horrible experience. Security guard is an idiot who takes forever to check people in and is rude, even two years later I come in tonight and the same security guard is STILL slow. He does not know how to work a computer or do his job at all. Girl working at the counter at 9pm on 4/16/25 was rude, and didn't even apply my student discount. I double checked with her because I knew she'd forget, and the discount is still nowhere on the receipt. This place is a scam. Do not go here. My total was 66 after tax, when you pay with card it "rounds up" to $73. Daylight robbery. False advertising on their website/app too about their deals. Last straw here. read more

Spent all the time shopping on the website, picking out what I wanted, checked out and even got a confirmation email with my pickup time. Then just a couple hours before my pickup time received another email saying my pickup request was denied. No reason why However now reading these reviews looks like I dodged a bullet and will be taking my money to Coastal read more

While the atmosphere is nice and staff is very friendly. You will be waiting. They are slow to get anybody in the door and out the door. wait has been so long I have left with nothing multiple times just to go down the road unless you have have time to kill read more

First time going there a few weeks back was an awesome experience. Having dealt with almost every aspect of the cannabis industry I try my best not to got to dispensaries as often as possible because, let's be honest we all know we're paying for now then we did with prop 215. Anyways I was asking about rosin and was disappointed then didn't carry any at the time. I ended up getting the clear brand disposable and it was just okay. Distillate so I kinda knew it would be mids at best. I had got some shatter that had been there a while so it was sugared up and what I suspected was CRC. But again, knew the quality I was getting and was fine with it up until I dabbed it and got that CRC taste. I even ended up helping out three customers while I was there about deciding what they wanted and was asked if I had a resume which I then spoke to the manager about open positions they had. Was a all around good experience. Tonight was not that experience. I was greeted by the same security guard. Extremely nice guy. I walked in after getting my license scanned. Was greeted by someone who had almost no knowledge of the products this coming was carrying or any of the deals they had going on. I asked about the wonderbrett grapes of wrath in particular and the BOGO on stizzys. They had only two flavor's available in full gram, multiple flavors of half gram pods and a single flavor of a disposable pen...it being a half gram. The bogo stizzys were half gram pods. Again I pretty much had to ask these questions a few times and the person helping me went back over to ask the lead again what the special was. I asked for the grapes of wrath to look at it. It was in a black box that was sealed. So I asked to look at it. The person helping then started opening it. He was then stopped and said we couldn't look at it. I asked why and he said that it's because of how they sealed the box. I said I feel like I'm buying a mystery flower. He said that's not the case. But after he rambled on for a few minutes and said so "pretty much what you're saying." I ended up leaving without buying anything. Might try it again but I'll probably just wait until I get back up north. Definitely 50/50 experience so maybe next time would be better. read more

Great spot! Convenient and always a good selection. Maribel and manager Victoria were awesome! Very helpful and welcoming. Michael is super friendly and helpful. And also huge shoutout to Angelo! Really easy to Talk to, always good vibes. All of them showing excellent hospitality in all phases. Definitely recommend this spot to anyone! read more

Place is chill, workers are chill, and has nice music bumping. They have great deals 7 days a week. The staff is well educated in what they're offering which helps a lot if you need a recommendation. Shout out to Maria and staff, you guys are amazing read more

Confusing for a first time patient, no visible menus or product. A few of the 10 employees working seemed like they want to care. read more

Only one person can go in at a time. What is this 2009? Coastal or Farmacy are better options.

Security guard was making racist comments during checkin, absolutely terrible customer service here. Can't believe they haven't been shut down yet, there are far better shops and delivery services in town. read more

I've been to this dispensary a few times now, and I can solidly say that I am impressed with their customer service and attention to detail, as well as quality product and array of options. I would recommend this place to anyone interested in finding a reliable and caring dispensary in the Santa Barbara area. read more

This is a good dispensary with various products and good service. I've been here many times and they have good pricing as well and often have specials! read more

I'm a frequent customer and I used express check out for the first time . My experiences was not satisfactory. I ended up being the last person out of 5 people who came into the store after me. The express check out was a total joke today. There is no queue to assist who is next and the card reader was down. So much for an expeditious checkout. read more

Amazing staff and service. Best prices in town. Express is express, walk in is fast. Easily the best place in SB.

This is my go-to dispensary. Everyone is always friendly, prices are right, products are bomb and they hooked it up for 4/20! Highly recommend read more

Yeah, the weed is fine, and the prices are good, but there is definitely a not so friendly vibe when you walk in. I brush it off, cuz whatever. But today, I walk up and go to open the door. Locked at 1 pm. Two security dudes just sitting at the front desk, like totally uninterested. Like the two of them together couldn't manage any type of response. So I go to open the other door...locked. Security guys just sitting there trying to look like Rambo. Finally a third guy comes to yell thru the door that they are closed for repairs. Funny thing is, the three of them together couldn't manage to just put a simple sign on the door, saying what's up. Sadness. read more

Place is okay, staff is ok, & product is ok. Just found it odd that the person at the register had a giant Baphomet tattoo, not a good look.

Came here right when it opened and it was already bustling. You'll see all types of people from skaters to former wine moms that transitioned from destroying their liver now to their lungs. It's honestly a vibe. Super friendly staff. Very chatty and personable. Definitely some of them wake and bake which is always fun to see. read more

Horrible customer service. Will not be coming back. No one greeted me at the security checkpoint or when I walked in the store. Disappointing. read more

False advertisement on website. Says 50% off entire store, but when you get there, it's buy 1 get 1 50% off with purchase of $60+. No menu displayed of items for sale. And then some of the items displayed, were not in stock, just kind of a mess all around. Would not return. read more

The staff here is great, they're warm welcoming, well-informed and make your experience a great one! Highly suggest anybody to come to Beyond-Hello read more

Great place! Love the ambiance and super affordable prices! I enjoy coming here and I love the deals that they have! Staff is very friendly and helpful read more

Staff isn't very knowledgeable and straight up lie about products if they don't know about them. Dangerous practice when selling a controlled substance. read more

Sketchy biz, don't pay with card, they'll round up and charge you exorbitant fees. Building and lobby are nice, but you'll be sitting in pre area for a while, and if you try and order online goodluck with them getting your order right. read more

We love the budtenders at Beyond Hello SB! They are always friendly and even remember our name :). It is a pleasure to do business with them because they take our pot smoking as seriously as we do. We also love how all of the products are so clearly and brightly displayed in the bright, shiny, big jewel-cases!! Too much to love about this place, just saying! read more

Bad mood staff, takes forever to just scan ID, overpriced and closes at 10 pm if you arrive 9:50 they don't serve you...

The worst dispensary in Santa Barbara by far. Overpriced buds and extremely rude staff. Would give 0 stars if possible. There are far better options in the area! read more

Shouldn't take take three interactions and almost and hour to get it right,and trying to sell someone a jacked up cart,you bring you bad luck jk.. anyway please check all your products for defects before selling,so I don't have to be a victim to your staffs jokes and indirect criticism,other then that awesome crowd. read more