This place is a cute small sports bar. Vanessa is a great bartender. She makes a really good mixed shot called the sweet tart shot. read more

Boneheadz Bar & Grill - Dirty Shirley - Sports Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Here's our business plan fellas We're gonna put two mildly attractive chicks behind the bar. We're gonna use the oldest trick in the book of turning up the music so loud nobody can talk at a normal human level. Of course, that equates to drinking more. The entire bar will be full of dudes ogling the mildly attractive bartenders and scream at each other about how sweet their first car was. read more

This was my first time coming to this bar, and I had parked at the building next door, which you can be towed for by the way. The entrance is easily missed because it used to be a drive thru entrance. The inside is pretty dark, and there are large screens all over if you want to watch sports. The waitress was friendly and did serve me my beer right away. It's a pretty casual place for a good beer. read more

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Oh man.... Giving this place two stars would be too generous as there was no intrigue to this place whatsoever. Bartenders who cater to their known regulars and clientele first. Which is fine, but when they will literally ignore other people to continue to just talk to the regulars they know.... Not cool and not a good vibe. Honestly, for me the vibe of the place is sort of sketch. The music is freaking loud, like almost obnoxiously loud. You could get stabbed here and cry for help and no one would know because they can't even hear you, and if they did, they'd probably be too busy catering to the "regulars" to even care. It takes forever to get a drink as a result of the "catering" I'd rather go across the street and get better drinks and a better atmosphere 'cause this place ain't it. read more

Fun little dive bar! Everyone is family here. Happy hour from 2-8 and daily night specials! Open 365 days a year. Cheers! read more

Boneheadz Bar & Grill - Home of the Cheeseburger. - Sports Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Our bartender was rude and she refused to hand a shot to people on the other side of the bar she said it wasn't her job ..... she also didn't wear a mask all night ....Hannah was rude disrespectful and is not a good brand name for this company.... and then she called me a hypocrite cause I was not wearing my mask as I drank my beer and told me to stop being a fucking faggot read more

Boneheadz Bar & Grill - Hanna refusing to wear a mask - Sports Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Oh Boneheadz. So I went to Boneheadz a few days ago with some friends of mine when we felt like going somewhere different. I've been to Boneheadz a couple of times and every time it's hilarious fun. The reason being is that the bar is small and intimate so when you go with friends it feels like it's you're bar alone. The drink specials aren't too bad either. I got a pint of Shinerbock for $3 and it was definitely after happy hour. The bar itself is actually spacious for how small the property is. After you walk through the patio in the front you'll notice there's not only a main floor but an balcony area for even better conversations. The best thing about the place, in my opinion of course, is the jukebox. Let me tell you, once you've got yourself in front of that jukebox you'll discover that it's not a normal one. We unloaded a good amount of dollars and listened to our favorite Radiohead songs and even a Portishead song, and if you know who Portishead is you'll realize this is pretty big. In conclusion...go to Boneheadz. OH, also...Mama Margies is right around the corner. I'm just saying. 2 am tacos. read more

Boneheadz Bar & Grill - Sports Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

This place is a great option if you're looking for a chill place to go after work. The weekly drink specials are legit and the bartenders are attentive if it's not too busy. The few times I've been here it's been a mix of older men coming after work and young college students from UTSA. Check out the karaoke night, seems to be the busiest night. read more

Boneheadz Bar & Grill - Sports Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

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It's okay, Daily Specials....If you love Karokee why haven't you come sooner Mon & Thurs days its get good the only down fall its small restrooms are bad service takes awhile to me bar across the street is better but you pick your side if not enjoy them both I do also fyi The Bartenders are always an A+ Beautiful and Gorgeous read more

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The was my first stop in celebrating my 28th birthday last weekend ...the staff of little girls running the bar are rude, constantly on their phones, chatting and taking pictures with blow up dolls and took them 30 min just to get me a second drink ... I will never return back. read more

This used to be my go to bar until I moved to the other side of town, the prices are fantastic and the service is usually extremely good especially if a bartender named Beverly is working, she has an amazing personality and is very attentive. They have Karaoke on some days and they are next to Taco Tote (which I also love). Good prices, good service and they are always very welcoming. One of the best dive bars in San Antonio. read more

Great bar. Great bartender Beverly. Super sweet and very beautiful! I loved this bar environment. Real laid back and chill. read more

Boneheadz Bar & Grill - Sports Bars Near Me - San Antonio, Texas

Lame. Used to go here a lot back in the day but Boneheadz seems to have lost a lot of its luster throughout the years.

Over the years Boneheadz has gotten a little nicer looking yet with same clientele. Ultimately, nothing has changed over the last 6 years. The bartenders are still hit and miss. If there is a guy bartender, he is likely hitting on the girl bartender and making you wait to pay your bill. This isn't your fine dining establishment or your Stone Oak upscale meat market. It's just Boneheadz with relatively cheap booze, common folk and strippers hanging out. Don't expect to pick anything up here as it's mostly groups of friends just hanging out. There's better, then there's Boneheadz. read more

Fun place, relaxing upstairs. Hannah has become my Therapy. Very Friendly! Snack food. Service dogs welcomed.

Hole in the wall, but not in a good way. It's not sanitary. Cross the street, then you can get service and use a safe restroom! These bartenders are more into selfies than actually working. Most dudes are creeps who just come to gawk and amp them up for more selfies. They actually think they're celebrities! Dudes, find yourself an actual woman and take her to a classy place! read more

The beer is cheap. The crowd is friendly and just a little wild. The female bartenders are pretty, friendly and VERY hard working!

Easy to fit in with good people. Jessica and Kendal were very nice , and HOT!!!. Was very bummed to find they served no food. I'm an Out-of-towner and I felt welcomed despite it being a "local" hangout. read more

Best dive bar in San Antonio. The bartenders are great and the crowd is laid back. If you're looking for a bar with a chill atmosphere, cool bartenders and cheap drinks then you will love Boneheadz. read more

I love this place. The service there is great. Love the daily specials. Good fun and great people.

If you really love to sing, save yourself frustration, and skip this place. I waited 45 minutes to sing a song, and they gave another microphone to somebody that was off key and off time that I had to try and sing over. Any KJ that can't control their show, shouldn't be a KJ. I won't be back, and I've won karaoke contests... save yourself the trouble. read more

Chill and relaxing I love it there!!! It's easy to talk to people and drinks are good. I defiantly like it there. read more

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Male bartender uses friends to override jukebox if he doesn't like the music. The female bartenders are great, especially the blonde. Good place for a good cheap drink. Crowd is younger for the most part. Overall, a good experience and good time. read more

Best damn dive bar on the Northside. The drinks are priced well the bartenders are good and they have a nice little upstairs area no one ever seems to go up to so you can have a little seclusion if thats what you want. The patio is big and it is right next to el taco tote so if you get hungry BAM! Tacos! The only down sides is the place is definitely a regulars first type of bar and it is also hard to get a drink sometimes because everyone is hitting on the hot bartenders all the time lol. read more

So I left this review a year ago and haven't been back yet. Decided to update it because some twat waffle named Rebecca or something like that stated she was bartender there and messaged me to tell me this bar didn't want customers like me. So I reiterate my pervious statement. This place is a joke. Walk ten feet across the street to the I-10 ice house. Better drinks, atmosphere, and they obviously have a better class of employees. read more

I'm sober right now and was cut off by the bartender for god knows what reason. She said the owner said she can't serve me anymore but guess what? I'm not even driving tonight and I'm completely sober. Sorry that I was dancing with my friends while our music that we payed for on the jukebox played. This place can suck it. read more

Cool place, but really what you would expect from a bar right across the street from a strip joint. Bartender had fake boobs, and a lot of sleezy men were there early to spend their afternoon looking at them. I took a shower as soon as I got home read more

I used to enjoy visiting this place. I went and visited after being out of town for a few years and I was disappointed. A fight broke out. There were guys throwing women around and worst of all the bar manager was involved in the entire thing. Avoid this place at all costs... read more

Yo, what the hell happened to this place? I used to have such a great time at this place back in the day. I mean, even by "dive bar standards", this place used to rock! Now... now, it's a breeding ground for douche bags and stripper hags. Depending on what you initially order, the bartenders seem to ignore you from that point on. I read a review stating that the male (either he was a bartender or the manager), seemed to be only interested in flirting with the female bartenders and completely ignoring the customers and it was completely SPOT ON! We were in a group of four (two male, two females) and we were just as invisible as the jukebox!! When a group of women walked in though (the first had 2 women, the second had 3), they were as attentive as a junkie in a methadone clinic. I'm not even gonna play the dreaded "race card" here, but let's just say the staff seemed to favor the... how shall I phrase it, "pigmentally challenged" crowd. I'm sure Donald Trump would LOVE this place. Skip this venue and spend your hard earned money at one of the many surrounding bars/taverns in the area and let this place die already. read more

I always have fun at Bonez. Great little patio and relaxed atmosphere. Wide range of people that hang out here, from the pretty people to the typical regular HH crowd. read more

boneheadz is fkn awesome!!!! got white girl wasted there the other night.... the bartender kelly is super awesome, best service ever.