I would put negative five stars if it was an option. First off I want to start off saying... I came with four friends with a total of $1,200 dollars to spend on booze and bitches. It all ended really quickly and a dwarfe looking motherf**** parking piece of sh*** started begging me for three dollars for f**** parking that I came in with a Uber with. Motherf**** was worse than a f***** bitch... begging for money. Dear manager, you missed out on $80 bucks for an entrance from me and my boys. all I can say is, if a motherfc**** messed with my business like that, I would slap the living f**** out of his lord of the rings looking a**, I don't give a damn if it was for one dollar, I would've never given it to this stupid bum a**, these are the type of ni**** hat kill your business. I give no money to motherf**** to a person that doesn't deserve sh**. Leave the begging to the bitches hoe! I threw him the three dollars in his face and left because I ain't giving no money to a begging a** bit*** n**** that doesn't give good customer service. Kick him out the club... And I will post of picture of this guy so you know who he is. https://cdn2.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/980x551/public/images/methode/2016/06/07/9af871dc-2bba-11e6-8fea-29444b868b1c_image_hires.JPG?itok=x7P9rAap Aka. With a eyebrow piercing, this nigga is the type of nigga that tries to fuck the strippers but he's so little and annoying that they call him little brother. Bitch nigga you know who you are, tell your parking guys to check themselves we were ready to spend some good money tonight, but of the bat the vibe was off, dear manager sorry you have these guys working for you.. I could give three shit if it's just 1 dollar I ain't giving Shit to motherfucker that thinks he can just hustle clients like that. A disrespect to the business. Booby trap was a no go for me read more

I have been coming into Booby Trap On The River for years. This last time, 5-star experience all around. Felt very good with all of their safety precautions and standards in place. Deluxe experience even walking through the front doors. It is highly recommended to see a lot of gorgeous erotic dancers. By far a high-ranking strip club in South Florida. Such an incredible time with so many pretty people all around with ample seating and wise lighting usage while maintaining privacy. The strippers are world-class, and the vibe is relaxed. You'll have fun there. They run a state-of-the-art show. With energetic music to keep you going, you won't find another strip club more accommodating to your needs. They have a stellar staff ready for you at entry and, of course, gorgeous, fun All-Nude dancers to keep you entertained. All the employees and managers are very attentive the minute you walk in. A MUST STOP for your night out on the town. The entertainers here are well maintained and held to a high standard. Booby Trap On The River is a premier strip club in South Florida. Every time I walk through the doors, I'm amazed by the number of beautiful exotic dancers. It's a very upscale, friendly environment--no altercations between guests or employees when I go. Ok by far, this is one of my favorite strip clubs in South Florida. You won't be disappointed, top-tier service from the moment we walk in till we leave. read more

I came here with one of my boy on a Saturday night with the intention of having a quick pregame to kill some time before we went to club LIV and we were amazed. It was clear that every other person in there looked like they where at home. It was our first time visiting this bar and our waitress made us feel as if we fit right in. Rachel was her name, very beautiful and sensual girl with a sense of humor out of this world constantly making us laugh we asked how she was doing and she replied "breathing" made our night right off the bat. i did not like to much how the dancers are constantly asking for a tip over and over again even before we where served our drinks, but i understand. our waitress explained to us how long it has been open for and even gave us a tour of their outside patio. management is great and every one has a smile one Prices were pretty reasonable to, but to me, Service was key, rachel made sure our glasses were full and that we didn't need anything. We weren't there for long but we sure enjoyed our visit. and will come back soon We did not get a chance to taste the food but we will next time because we will definitely be back. we recommend asking for rachel we call her the cuban SELENA read more

Booby Trap on the River is a whole experience -- if you know, you know. It's got that raw, unfiltered Miami energy that makes it one of the most iconic nightlife spots in the city. The vibe is always high, the music is bumpin', and the dancers? Absolute stunners. Whether you're coming in for a late-night turn-up, a birthday celebration, or just to kick back with friends and soak in the scene, Booby Trap delivers every single time. The drinks are strong, the crowd is wild in the best way, and the riverside setting adds a cool, gritty edge that makes it feel uniquely Miami. The staff treats regulars right, and if you come with the right energy, you're guaranteed a good time. This isn't your average night out -- it's a place you remember. A little wild, a little flashy, and so much fun. Booby Trap on the River is a Miami legend for a reason. Don't just hear about it -- pull up and feel the vibe. read more

Came to Booby Trap Doral 1 week ago and had the time of our lives! From the moment we came to the door to the end of the night. The gentleman were very professional at the door, explained the bottle service to us which helped us determine what was best for our party. The ambiance was great! Didn't feel like we were being pushed around, everyone treated us great! To top it off, the food was phenomenal! Even at the point of exit, Leo and Omar shake our hands and asked us how was our evening? Making sure we had a great experience and welcoming us back again next time. This is the type of establishment you want to and enjoy coming to because they make the customers feel priority. I will definitely be returning here again. read more

Don't use your card here they will rob you,as a matter of fact dont go to this place at all the girls look like dogs and the drinks taste watered-down and like i said before they will rob you i was robbed at this place then they kicked me out when i asked about all of the charges made to my card. Dont go to this place stay away from it. I had people trying to rob me in the parking lot too and then security made threats of taking my life. Its a trap for real and you might end up with herpes from one of the dancers. read more

I was in the area looking for a good place to go with friends. We heard about Booby trap on the river. This place was amazing from the moment we walked in the door. The security outside was making sure everybody going inside building was safely patted down so we felt very safe. Once inside a beautiful waitress came to our table to serve us bottles. They did a great parade of bottles with hot sexy ladies . Cant leave out all the dancers just beautiful I will definitely be coming back again read more

fuck this bar! Women pay 50 and men pay 100 for general admission. These bitches had the nerve to move me and my friend from the bar for some people who bought a section that wasn't ready. How the hell is that even ok? Selling sections that aren't ready and making ppl who don't purchase 2,000 sections just disposable. fuck these unorganized ass bitches and the dummies purchase a section , BUT STILL HAVE STAND AT BAR LIKE THE GOOFIES THEY ARE FK YA'll BITCHES! DON' T WASTE TLUR MONEY! read more

TOURISTS BEWARE!!! If I can give these people a 0 I would give them a -1000. Nothing but crooks here. Paid $1200 worth of alcohol inside to come out to a robbed truck under the camera surveillance. To later pretend they didn't speak English and deny revision of video surveillance. Didn't let a girl of the table in with a bag from work she had with her. These people are sketchy as f***! Many people get robbed here! DO NOT COME HERE!!!! read more

Yes this club doesn't let day shift girls work night shift no one goes in the day and they want to pay to be there, and yes only raunchy Cuban girls work at night this club needs better management, and make women work which ever shift they want are you listening read more

The girls are just way too saturated. Meaning they all look alike and perhaps even have the same surgeon. Staff has attitude. Miami is a place with many beautiful women , this club is on the low end. Take your business elsewhere read more

If you value your life don't go here. I went on Wednesday morning and a girl tried to shoot another girl, and managment DID NOTHING. It made me feel super unsafe, obviously. If you like being alive go any where else but here. read more

SCAM ARTISTS!!!! One girl stole $90 from me after telling me it was 30 for a song and then sent herself 120!!! Tall manager is a piece of garbage won't do anything about it dancer is Felicia. Trash club read more

F*ck this place. They hate goth baddies. They are weird af. They people in with slides but not $400 platform boots. Don't waste your time the bouncers are mean and rude and I'll make fun of girls. read more

I went to this club to celebrate a friends birthday, we had the time of our lives. The entertainers were really friendly and sang Happy Birthday. Will recommend for any special occasions. read more

Had a great night..50 to get in the door is a little bit to much.Very beautiful ladies and great music.Parking is a little hard at this place.But besides that this place is great. read more

Amazing place, beautiful girls, great drinks and entertainment. Come check it out I highly recommend it. Came here from Jersey and me and all my friends had a great experience read more

Please avoid, this place is so unsafe. I was approached by several men waiting for my uber outside this club and I got touched by 1 of them.

Terrible 100$ entry extremely ratchet and shady. Only thing it has going is that it is open 24h but it's not even remotely worth don't go