Avoid at all costs…read more
I created an account just to write this review (because otherwise yelp wouldn't let me attach my pic). That should already be a red flag for you, but read on if you want the sordid details.
They pretend to be "hip" by blasting pop music outside, but once you go in, the staff completely ignore you. Then when you finally manage to wave one down, they treat you like you're a bunch of trespassing hobos for daring to ask to be seated and given menus. Once that's over, good luck getting them to come over once again because all of the staff will deliberately avoid all eye contact and beeline for the other tables that are ready to pay. (We discovered the reason for this when it was our turn: they've got handheld card-readers which force you to choose between 15%, 18%, and 20% tip. And the waitstaff literally hover over you like the vultures they are while you are selecting these options.)
Every dish that our horrid waitress CHANTAL set down was either spilled over because she slammed it down (even spilling onto one of our phones) or just shoved onto our table with no regard for the other items already there. CHANTAL did not answer our questions before or after ordering, nor come to check up on us at any point. Even getting her to come for the bill was a chore.
Food was actually surprisingly decent *if* you consider excessive salt a serviceable substitute for all other actual flavors. I guess it can pass as about the same level as Olive Garden, if Olive Garden was a lot more stingy on portion size. The one star is for that and for the food being quick to arrive, though once again, I'm pretty sure that was because CHANTAL regarded us as pests to be gotten rid of as soon as humanly possible.
I'm adding the receipt for 3 reasons:
1. to prove that we were in fact unfortunate patrons of this fraudulent establishment
2. to name and shame our particularly hostile waitress CHANTAL
3. to show that we did in fact spend quite a lot, especially on the undeserved tip
Good luck and godspeed to anyone unfortunate enough to be contemplating entering much less deigning to fill their stomachs at this dumpster fire.