What can I say that hasn't been said before about this gem?!? If you are a big ol trans gurl like…read moreme you know Houston can sometimes be a little....whats the word? MAGA. Not here tho-even the coconut shrimp came out lookin like a beautiful kiss between two grown men, dripping in delicious mango sauce! Hey y'all, I'll be here waivin my free flag chomping on caeser salad like a bisectual goat and slicing my beef well done like I deserve to eat it! Just wanted to take time to shout out the best spot in TX - also leave that poor Prince Andrew alone! I got a Prince Albert on my birth Willie and neither did no harm to no one! Bone appetit!

Restaurant Review: The Velvet Quarter 2234 E. NASA Parkway,…read moreSeabrook, TX My friend and I visited The Velvet Quarter with the intention of enjoying a relaxed meal on the patio. When we arrived, we seated ourselves outside, where there was only one other group present. Despite the patio being very small and the waitress coming in and out several times, we were never acknowledged or approached. After waiting for some time, I went inside and spoke with the owner, Adolf. He came out to our table and briefly discussed menu options with us. I asked specifically about the fish and chips, as we were told some dishes were no longer available due to an earlier rush. He said he would go check on that for me--but he never returned. Fifteen minutes later, we still had not received any service. When the waitress came back onto the patio again, I called her over and asked when we might be helped. She told me she "did not see us there," which I found difficult to believe given the size of the patio. After that interaction, she did not return to take our order. I went back inside and spoke with the owner again, this time clearly frustrated. He looked me directly in the eyes, raised both hands, and said, "You can calm down now." He repeated it in a tone that felt condescending and dismissive. I responded, "Thank you for giving me permission to calm down," and at that point, I turned around, walked out, and left with my friend to dine elsewhere. I cannot comment on the quality of the food because we were never served. I can comment on the service, which was extremely poor. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate the service a zero. Based on this experience, I will not be returning to The Velvet Quarter.

That was a great experience! Great service and hospitality…read moreAnd amazing food. Fresh shrimps and the spices were mouth watering

Cute little outdoor spot in Clear Lake which serves great Americana Food. Let me just say, the…read moresweet tea is like your Aunt Bea's! Delish! I came with two teenagers craving the Mac N Cheese menu. One ordered the Nola and the other Garlic Mac. I did not hear them talk for 5 minutes!! The cheese was stringy and dishes were flavorful so that was a win. I ordered 8 pineapple habanero wings with Blue Cheese sauce. Wings were great- I would have loved it spicy though. I ate them all regardless. Final verdict- if you are in the area- stop by for a bite! Birthday boy received a free Strawberry cheesecake and our waitress was super attentive. A great way to end the day with dinner on the outdoor patio!

Ok, this spot is a jewel in the rough. Good vibes. A major set back, DJ is not allowed to play…read moreZydeoco music per owner/manager of it. REALLy........ nor Teddy Swim or Beyoncé........like I say good vibe, wtf on my three request of artist. Thank goodness I was not spending my money.

Finished dinner nearby and was looking for a bar close by. This is a great spot. They have a lot of…read moregames: pool, skeeball, basketball, darts, pinball, Mario kart. And of course...they have a great bar.

This place is terrible. We have been a few times and the service has been worse with each visit so…read morethis will be the last. Wife and I went today stood around inside for 10 minutes not one person spoke to us or asked if we had been helped. My wife asked if we could be seated outside, she was told "someone would get to us". We waited another 5 minutes and a couple walked in and walked outside and sat down. My wife asked another server the protocol of how we put our name down on a list or how we could get seated and she was told "if there was an open table just go sit down and a server would come to your table", we went and sat at an empty table. Another 15-20 minutes went by and still no one even spoke to us. If you want to enjoy a meal on the water save yourself some frustration and go elsewhere the only person there that has a clue is the bartender, he's great but he can't be everywhere and most of the servers stand around and chat. Worthless.

Fun spot on the water. I usually stop for a bite and drink when I take the boat out on the lake.read more

I went here with my sisters and their husbands for a quick drink before game night. We had some…read moretasty drinks and appetizers. It was a little too dark upstairs for our liking but we weren't there long enough anyway. Great drinks, wine or beer, for anyone who wants a quick pick me up

Food never changes but service is exceptional and wine/ beer choices are fantastic. A must go toread more

Awesome little bar in the heard of Kemah. Super attentive bartenders. Nelly has taken care of me…read morea few times, she's amazing. The menu is pretty solid for what feels like a smaller venue and the food is 5 stars all the way. Prices are very reasonable for the are, especially compared to some other nearby spots. They have some infused cocktails that are home made that are probably my favorite beverage. I'd go here any day for lunch or dinner. Top notch service and great food and drinks in a super relaxed, clean and chill setting.

Great little bar to stop in and check out the scene! Great friendly staff with a cool vibe! Check…read moreit out when visiting Kema!!'

I'm extremely happy with Seabrook Classic Cafe and highly recommend supporting this restaurant!…read more My first experience here was actually during a pretty stressful situation. My vehicle broke down at the dock at Lakeside Yachting Center during a storm, and I couldn't find a tow company willing to come get me. I ended up being stuck at the dock overnight. The staff at Seabrook Classic Cafe were incredibly kind and let me come in to charge my phone while I figured things out. I was very hungry, so I ordered their egg sandwich, and it was fresh and delicious. Even though I live about an hour away, that experience made such a good impression that I came back later to try more of their menu. I'm happy to say everything else I tried was just as good. The stuffed jalapenos were excellent, very flavorful and stuffed with crab and cheese. I also ordered the chicken fried chicken, which was great, especially with their toast. The fruit bowl was fresh, and of course I had to get another egg sandwich, which was just as good as I remembered. They even brought us a complimentary slice of carrot cake, and it was fantastic. I'll definitely be coming back again to get more of that carrot cake, and next time I'd also love to try their prime rib. Our server was very friendly, and I really enjoyed the ambiance of the restaurant. It has a cozy, retro diner feel that makes it a great place to sit down and relax. This restaurant has absolutely earned my business. Even though I live an hour away, I make multiple trips to the South, and I'll definitely be stopping here often!

This place is straight-up amazing -- especially the service…read more Food: The Boudin Benedict? Absolute fire. Don't be fooled by the simple presentation... this thing hits hard. Flavor for days. Atmosphere: Classic small-diner energy -- cozy, old-school, the kind of spot that feels like it's been part of the neighborhood forever. Service: Katelyn was the star of the whole show. Sweet, sharp, hilarious -- she took the experience from "good breakfast" to "yeah, I'm definitely coming back." Word on the street is there are three Katelyns working here, so do yourself a favor and ask for the one pictured below. Trust me.

Wow. WOW is the word to describe this place…read more Let me tell you about Bella the bartender, the BEST bartender I have ever encountered in my entire life. And listen, I'm basically a certified alcoholic (just kidding... allegedly), so trust me when I say I know a good drink when I taste one. I've sampled enough lovely liquors in my day to know what's good and what's just overpriced sadness in a glass. Bella is COMMITTED to her craft. She literally told me she studies cocktail recipes day and night. Like... how cute is that? Meanwhile I can barely commit to folding my laundry. Then she proceeds to make me the SMOOTHEST, yummiest espresso martini my tastebuds have ever had the privilege of experiencing. One sip and I was astonished, emotional, slightly turned on, all of the above. This woman has the shake hands of a goddess. I think I fell in love a little bit. Also, shoutout to the super friendly man in the Hawaiian shirt and Bob Ross-style beret. He brought immaculate vibes to the whole place and made the experience even better (for the most part). Anyways, the drinks at this place are phenomenal. 1000% give this place a try. And if you get Bella as your bartender, congratulations- you ARE one of God's favorites.

We decided to try Preamble on Halloween night and we are so glad we did! We enjoyed it so much we…read moreinstantly invited a friend to join us. We chose this location because of their old fashion options. Their prices are affordable, the service is always exceptional (we've been back twice), and the ambiance is relaxing. Parking is never a problem but the lounge can get crowded around 10pm. If you need a recommendation, ask the bartenders! They are fantastic!