I recently had the pleasure of dining at Bull Malarkey's, and it was a standout experience. As someone who appreciates attention to detail, I was thoroughly impressed by how pristine the entire establishment is--everything from the dining area to the restrooms is maintained to an incredibly high standard. Beyond the cleanliness, the atmosphere is warm and exceptionally welcoming. The staff is genuinely friendly, and the owners go out of their way to ensure every guest feels truly taken care of. It is rare to find a place that balances such professional upkeep with a personal, "home-away-from-home" feel. Highly recommended for anyone in the area looking for a quality experience. The food is great. The plates are small ( which is fine ) but it would have been nice to have a bit of room to cut up my food , and I'd add a second side to anything that's not a sandwich, but even with just one side ( steaks get two ) you don't leave hungry. ( extra sides are 4 a piece) The only other suggestion is a basket of homemade bread would be perfect for this establishment . It's a southern food , steaks and gravy type place. A basket of bread would make it perfect . Great place though . We would go out of our way to stop again. read more

Bull Malarkey's - Bullmalerkeys is such a fun little find along our route. We always try to find a local gem and this little restaurant fits the bill. - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

We stopped in again! We stopped here last Friday and just had to go back to eat again with the main goal to try that bread pudding with ice cream and it was so worth it! I wasn't very hungry but needed some of those bull beans with sour dough bread. My husband ordered a 8oz filet and those yummy loaded mashed potatoes . I seriously should have taken some beans to go for my dad to try. We love the atmosphere and smiling faces. They were busy and rightfully so! Next time, I plan on trying those fried pork chops!! read more

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AMAZING!! We stopped by on our way from north Texas to Utah, pulling a travel trailer. There was plenty of parking on a side road for the truck + trailer. The food was outstanding! Everything was freshly made and cooked to order. Service was great, and the owner stopped by to chat and was very friendly. HIGHLY recommend!!! We'll stop again on our way back home! read more

If you're driving through the area, take the detour into Henrietta instead of grabbing fast food. This place was super clean, everyone was really friendly, and the food was great. We had the cheeseburger and fries, and you could tell it was made fresh right there. The burger was juicy, the fries were hot and so good, and the whole meal tasted homemade. It's totally worth getting off the highway for a real meal. We'll stop here again next time we're passing through! read more

I rarely ever leave review on yelp, but this place was SOOOO GOOOOD that I couldn't help but leave a 5 star. I would leave 10 stars if I could!!! We were passing through while on a road trip. I had the classic burger as my husband had the Double Double. It was the best burger I've had in a very long time. In fact, I can't even compare it to another burger. The atmosphere is warm, fun and inviting. If you're in the area, this place is a must! read more

I have never experienced such a warm and welcoming atmosphere the second I walked in. We walked in and had reservations (highly recommend by the way) and she knew my name before I even told her. Everyone was so kind and welcoming. The host even checked on us mid meal to make sure everything was good. Everything was absolutely delicious. They definitely take pride in what they do and it shows. This is one of the best steakhouses in Texas that I have been to. Can't wait to go back! read more

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The food here was so good I had to take home my leftovers to finish later! The service was friendly and fast! The restaurant decor was whimsical and fun! My husband and I shared the chips and queso, and that was amazing! I had the BLT. Needed a bit more bacon, but it was tasty! My husband had the chicken fried steak and it was excellent! We will definitely come back when we are back down near Henrietta! read more

Driving to Lubbock around lunch time we stopped to grab a quick lunch. Everything looked good. We decided on the classic cheeseburger, it was one of the best I've ever had, seasoned just right a fresh patty cook perfectly. It's a 2 hr drive to get here but we will be back read more

Bull Malarkey's - Classic Cheeseburger - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

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Very quaint spot! Best burger and fries we've ever had. On a road trip and ordered ahead and will go out of our way to make this stop again.

Great food, service and atmosphere! The mash potatoes were super amazing, you could get loaded, white or brown gravy your choice.... read more

Special This place is incredibly unique!! The first room is for lunch, smaller and brightly lit. There are around 7 small tables. The backroom is for evening dining. Think really cool bar. Food and service are 5 stars all the way! read more

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Worth getting off the highway for! Everyone is so nice and makes you feel right at home. It's the cutest restaurant and the food is amazing! Get a steak and banana pudding! The okra is delicious too! read more

1000% AMAZING food, service, and decor! You will leave feeling like family and very full. The wait staff wants you to be happy and you will be! Biggest and best chicken sandwich probably anywhere in Texas! LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS PLACE! read more

Bull Malarkey's - My Army son is a "big eater" and this sandwich kicked his butt! He couldn't finish it! - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

Excellent service and even better food. The iced tea is fresh and, the chicken fried steak is an actual steak. The bread pudding is divine.

Excellent food and the coolest atmosphere! Bull Burner burger and fries and the BLT both winners! Outstanding Banana Pudding topped it off for the meal. Service was great and friendly -it was the second time we have eaten here on our annual sister's trip and it was definitely with the return trip!! read more

Best steak you're gonna find around and probably Texas in general. Very Texan feel inside. Large area in the back. Steak is the freshest I have ever had. Fresh cut that morning and served. read more

Jalapeno Poppers on POINT. Best garlic steak Texas Toast I've ever had (also only, but that's beside the point). Glad I was convinced to get the AMAZING banana pudding by the awesome wait staff who also laughed at my dad joke's over the phone. Super appreciate her for that. For sure coming next time I'm in town on shift. read more

We were visiting AFB. Decided to try it out and it did not disappoint. Fried pickle we're the best we've had! I got the steak salad and everyone else got burgers. Everything was delicious and everyone one kind. Also, my husband ordered banana pudding and bread pudding to go. He loved both, I favored bread more. read more

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First time there and I was very impressed! The steak (fillet) is one of the best steaks I have ever had! The okra was crispy and also the best! A little disappointed in the wait time for chips and queso. There were only 4 tables occupied and it took about 20 minutes (reason for 4 star rating) to get our chips. The restaurant is clean and inviting. Will definitely go back!! read more

Just to let you know there is no way Bull Malarkey will disappoint if your looking for a a tasty lunch... My sisters and I found it last year in our girl's trip and stopped again this year... My Bull Burger was good and hot... They both enjoyed their BL&Ts... The banana pudding was great, too..Highly suggest you try it if it happens to be on your way... I understand that some people even go out of their way to make a visit. Service is also great... Nice set up, also... read more

We had great fit and great service. Came on a recommendation. The lunch crowd that day was slow but we can tell how this place is booming on the weekends. Definitely worth the stop. read more

The best food this side of Texas. The only thing better than the food was the staff. You won't want to go anywhere else. The atmosphere is perfect for any time of day since they have two rooms, a warm front room with a kickin' backroom bar. Texas get ready! read more

Bull Malarkey's - Bar area - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

Not only was our waitress Tiffany, very accommodating and friendly, she was good at her job. The fried okra was OK. I felt it was a little overdone, but the deep-fried pickles were great. My husband had steak which he really enjoyed and I had a wrap which was tasty and I couldn't finish it Was a good serving serving and you must try the bread pudding it's homemade and very good! read more

Food is incredible, all homemade. Cannot recommend more highly! One of the best meals we've had in a long time. Owners and staff are wonderful, so hospitable and kind. read more

We were passing through on our way to Dallas and let me tell you, boy am I glad Apple Maps decided suggest them when we searched for dinner. The atmosphere is awesome. Tons of metal art and taxidermy. Has a real southern feel to it and the food pairs perfectly. I got the Beefy Baloney sandwich and my son got a cheeseburger. Everything was made fresh to order. None of the food was frozen. Fresh cut French fries. So delicious!! Chefs kiss My son requested we eat here anytime we are driving through. read more

Bull Malarkey's - Dining room - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

Best restaurant I've been to in a very long time. Great staff and owners. Seated myself and son quickly even as they were having a live band on a Friday night and overwhelmed. Plenty of options and everything we tried was perfect. Highly recommend and look forward to many more visits. Small town feeling and service shines at Bull Malarkey. read more

Tiffany is awesome!! Food was spectacular!! Highly recommend!! I will be going back soon!!

I very seldom write Yelp reviews.....but this time is an exception. Bull Malarkey's (odd name) is the cutest place with excellent food. We were traveling between Amarillo and Dallas, and I always like to find small, non-chain, 4- or 5-star eateries. I had the steak fingers with cream gravy and tater tots. The fingers were so tender, the coating was crisp, gravy delicious, tots (what can I say about tater tots?). My husband had the Queso Burger with fried okra. He said it was probably the best burger he has ever had. It's out of the way, off the beaten path, on the courthouse square in Henrietta, TX. Decor was lovely, waitress was exceptional, and we spoke to the owner. She was lovely to talk to. Since this place is only 1.5 hours away from our home, this would be a nice little lunch/day trip. Try it, you'll love it!! read more

My wife and I were heading west from Dallas back to Los Angeles and I had the craving for a steak at 11:30AM. By chance we stumbled upon Bull Malarkey's. We walked into the restaurant and absolutely loved the traditional decor. The waitress was accommodating and incredibly fast throughout our meal. The good kind of fast, we never felt rushed and we never felt thirsty. I had the 16oz ribeye rare and it was the best ribeye I've ever had. Yes, the best ribeye I've ever had. It was seasoned and grilled to perfection. My wife had the filet and half way through she realized she was still using her butter knife. The toast and bull beans were a nice touch, but the hero was the ribeye. The entire establishment was clean and welcoming. The back bar room looked like a fun time! Would 10/10 recommend! read more

Bull Malarkey's - Mens bathroom decor - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

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Love this place. Headed north to Medicine Park for the weekend and needed a little snack. Sweet service!! Attention to food prep and service!! Love the smiles!! First time in but if we are ever in the area again, this is a definite must stop!! read more

Absolutely amazing staff, atmosphere, while still not over shadowed by the amazing food. Highly recommend the ribeye steak! If you're passing through, or want to wait out the rush hour traffic in Dallas, well... here is where you want to be. read more

This place a quite a find to eat at on our way back home from Texas. Great service and delicious food. I recommend the steak on garlic sandwich!!! read more

Bull Malarkey's - American Near Me - Henrietta, Texas

This restaurant was so good! The staff was absolutely amazing, fast, and attentive. The food was delicious, and the banana pudding is a must

best chicken fried chicken south of the red river!!!! the atmosphere is great, service is great, food is fantastic!! highly recommend!

This was a great place. Love the decor & very clean. Great staff! Checking to see if you needed anything & the food was great comfort food! A great find! Enjoy read more

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Back through town and we had to stop here for lunch. Did not disappoint, chicken fried chicken awesome as well as the okra. No processed food here, they are cooking it up fresh. Husband had the double cheeseburger which he loved. Service is great with Southern hospitality! read more

Fantastic food and excellent service! The burgers tasted fresh and home made. The tater tots were crispy. The waitress was super nice.

Creeping towards 5 stars. I really enjoyed my total experience at Malarky's and that's no malarkey. Covid one nine has brought the restaurant industry to its knees. From what I saw in Bull M's it is weathering this pandemic as well as can be expected. I had to wait a short amount of time. As a solo it was fairly easy to seat me at the bar, which I have never refused the opportunity. The only thing missing was fellow bar mates to chat with - folks with varied experiences. There was just me at the bar and I was asked to sit at one end or the other. Not a problem. I ordered a Shiner draft - one of the great things produced in Texas. I loved the glass. PS Another diner came in and sat at the other end of the bar about half way through my meal. I waved but he didn't see me. The salad came and it was delicious and no iceberg lettuce. I had the house dressing. I use very little dressing as it tends to over power a good salad. I dribbled a little on and it was perfect. Now - the reason one goes to a steak house - steak. The fillet caught my eye so it was ordered medium rare. The fillet came back perfect. A fillet should be close to rare without hearing the cow moo when you cut into it. Seasoned to perfection. I am thinking it was the second best fillet I've eaten. It tried to be number one and came dog gone close. Now - how was I treated? I couldn't ask for better service. It was both friendly and attentive. Everyone in the restaurant was in good spirits - partly due to being in Texas and partly because this was a very fine dining experience. You may not get out this way often, I know I don't. If I do, I'll make a point of dining here again. read more

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I had a 16oz ribeye. It was delicious. It was maybe the most tender steak I've ever had. The corn bites and stuffed jalapeños were OK. Not really worth the price I don't think. I would not get them again. I will say that everything was pretty expensive, so you might keep that in mind. Two ribeyes and two appetizers was $115. read more

One of the best burgers I've ever eaten. Service was fast and friendly and the prices were very low considering the food quality