So much wrong here. For starters the customer service is awful. They are not polite. The customer…read moreis always at fault for any problems. They lack decent courtesy. The entrance and exit are collisions waiting to happen. The vacuum area is stuck in a tight spot behind the car wash, and cars entering the car wash have no clear way past the cars in the vacuum area. The funnel system into the car wash itself is the worst - there is no way to sort out which car from the two entrance lanes should go first. Why have two entrance lanes for one car wash lane? It is annoying and dangerous every time. I have seen cars get into fender venders in the car wash itself, which should be impossible. They try to cram cars through so fast they cause accidents. And, of course, they blame the customers. There are other car washes nearby. Use one of them. Avoid this place.

My whole family and I were Unlimited subscribers to this business for years. They had a small…read moremishap and slightly damaged my car with their equipment. They blamed ME for it and couldn't have cared any less. Loyalty means nothing to this chain. Could've fixed the damage they caused for $1,000. Instead they told me to pay for it myself and get lost. Well, they lost 4 subscribers for it. Avoid these jackals.

The touchless car wash is absolutely terrible. Not sure if there's something wrong with the machine…read moreor what, but it was basically like a light rain. And the dryer also barely did anything so the car was still soaked afterwards, looked terrible. Had some bugs on the front and they are all still there. I paid for the most expensive option too, and it still sucked, definitely don't recommend.

I had an issue with my vehicle and upon meeting with the owner Mike, he completely took care of…read moreeverything and more! I couldn't have asked for a better experience. He took amazing responsibility for his location, and took the time to explain with great knowledge everything to my husband and I. I will continue to bring my car here at the touchless wash for sure.. Thank you

Hoffman completely rebuilt the old Raindancer car wash into a state of the art new facility which…read moreopened in late 2025. Unfortunately, they no longer have the self service bays, but now offer free vacuums which is a big plus. When they opened the new facility, they were giving away free car washes for a couple of days and had some special on their Unlimited Car Wash Plan which included additional free car washes after the plan expired. I signed up for the plan, the attendant put a bar code on my windshield and I used the car wash during the winter. Overall, the car wash did an excellent job when first opened. And when first opened a lot of colored lights would begin flashing as the vehicle passed through the various stages of the wash. The final time I used the car wash fewer lights were flashing and for the first time an attendant used a hose to spray down the front of my car. It's uncertain whether the car wash was now providing all the features included in the paid for plan. There are two lanes vehicles use which scan plan bar codes which then merge into one lane while making a sharp left hand turn to enter the wash. Twice I almost got into an accident because a vehicle couldn't make the turn and had to backup as the lanes merged causing a near miss. The exit from the car wash is tricky and causes confusion. There is a yellow light and a small sign which states to wait for the green light. The yellow light may be on or off and green light seems to go on at random times. While waiting for the green light the vehicle may not be moving forward because the plastic track which propels the vehicle is now only on the rear wheels and can begin to slip. Many times I had to drive away and not wait for the green light. Finally, the vacuums work well.

This location is terrible! Staff purposely turned off all vacuums so customers won't come. They all…read morehid inside when they saw customers. It was 2pm! Lazy staff!

Brought my son's car here today for detailing. He is a college student and also works. The car was…read morein desperate need of an extensive cleaning. I could not have been happier with the results. Bob did an amazing job inside and out.

Always helpful and a great old fashioned car wash with free vacuums a great value for only $10read more

There are ongoing issues here. The drive up kiosks hold back cars to go one at time. I have top…read moretier Signature monthly pass. I keep receiving lowest tier "exterior " wash. Attendant says the wash type which shows up when I am queued up ready to launch is next car behind me. Nonsense. I again received exterior type instead of Signature. Pulled back around, waved attendant. Attendant wouldn't budge. Check cameras 2:18pm and 2:21pm Tuesday 9/10/24. Friend paid signature over weekend, he too got exterior. No ceramic, no tire shine. Some kind of bait and switch going on, on the regular.

after reading all these bad reviews i will never go there also wondered what happens to all the…read moredirty water that comes off peoples cars,does it end up back on you r vehicle when you come in for a car wash

I had a coupon for an interior and exterior clean. The…read moreHoffman I use regularly does not do interior cleaning although free car vacs are available there. The interior clean was satisfactory but took longer than in the past. Is it challenging to get workers or is the company unwilling to hire more? Probably the former. The exterior clean is not as good here in CP as it is at the Hoffman on Troy Schenectady Road since it is a newer location. Also, the course and length of wash time are longer on Troy-Sch Road.

If there was a zero star, I would have selected that. My issue is not about the wash itself it's…read moreabout their customer service and negligence. On two occasions my car tire got damaged - the first time it was completely slashed, and I had to replace it. The second time I got a bolt stuck in it and had to get a plugged. The first time I gave them the benefit of the doubt, but the second time I was more aware based upon my previous experience and the fact I just pulled out of the wash. When I discussed with the Assistant Manager and Customer Service and gave me the runaround of all the reasons why my tire damage couldn't have happened on their property. I have effectively cancelled my service and will NOT be going back to Hoffman Car wash, especially the Clifton Park location.

Not only do I not like that there are no workers there in case of emergency…read more We are talking about heavy machinery and electronics. Both doors are closed as soon as you pull in entrance and exit. They do not answer their phone or list hours to call them. And their vending machine stole my money today. No one there no one answered their phone no hours even listed to call

I'll keep this short and sweet. The machine takes your money…read morehalf the time. The other half when the machine is working properly and you can actually enter the car wash, it leaves you with a car half dirty. Horrible.

Edit (2/9/13): I needed to rinse the salt off my my truck after the trip up. After another user…read morerequested I give them a 2nd chance, I tried this car wash again. This time the laser wash did a great job of washing the road grime and salt off of my truck. The system had ample detergent and exceeded my expectations of cleaning everything off. I had even used the same bay as my first visit. Original review : Don't waste your money on the automatic car washes. The owner is not adding the detergent or cleaning fluids. It basically, just rinsed me car off. My car wasn't really dirty, just had a little road grime from a rain. The rinse didn't touch it..

Why would anyone use a car wash that doesn't wash the car ? Not to mention the troll that makes…read moresure you dont put too much in the trash can goodbye forever

We were visiting La Moda Lisa so decided to get the car washed on the way out at what appears to be…read morea modern and higher-end self-service touch-free car wash facility. They have outside vacuums, self-service bays, and three automated touch-free bays. Charges are $8 for basic, $10 for the 'deluxe' and $12 for the 'you don't really need that' wash. Downers are to get undercarriage washing (really the main reason you need to wash the car during salt/snow season) you have to get the $10 or $12, and like a lot of automated car washes, they're now charging extra for credit card customers now that they can, under the ruse of 'charging state sales tax' (which they have to pay on cash orders, too) but it's really because they are now allowed to chargeback customers for the credit card fees they pay but they're not honest enough to say that. For that I give them a little stink eye. That said, I thought the car wash wasn't that great. The undercarriage was not very long or with a lot of pressure, and the automated touch free system left gunk on my windows I had to spritz off afterwards, and the automated dryer was very tepid and underpowered. For the same prices I've had better automated car washes so probably won't be back unless it's a matter of convenience (as it was today).

Expensive, especially for the toughness wash. Left soap and water on my car. $3-$5 more expensive…read morethan same washes elsewhere.